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Dirty Phone Sex: Fuck the Coronavirus

dirty phone sex I love dirty phone sex. I am an old broad. The rode hard put away wet kind of trailer park whore your momma warned you about. I like to have fun. For me, that means fucking and partying. I crashed a party last night. Everyone is freaked out about this coronavirus, but not me. All the booze I drink will kill most shit. If I have not caught some nasty virus yet, I doubt it will happen. I have had a ton of unprotected fucking. I have licked cum off floors. I have sucked off random men in glory holes and truck stops. I have done cocaine off the asses of strippers. I have been involved in countless gang bangs. If nothing has killed me yet, I don’t think it ever will. I am not living in fear. I sure as shit ain’t staying at home and diddling my cunt alone. I put on my sluttiest outfit and went out to swap some germs last night. I heard a trailer rocking. I crashed the party. A man celebrating that he has a month off work. He works for some delivery service and his company is benching more than half the drivers until April. I asked if I could join the party. I became the party. All the women who were invited stayed home. Wusses. That was fine, more cum for me. More coke for me.

Sloppy wet pussy

I whore out my holes to get the drugs I need. My cunt always has to be a Sloppy wet pussy! No dealer wants a drug slut with an old dry cunt. They gave the goods now they want payment. And I better be up for the challenge. Like the other day maybe Tuesday or Wednesday I can’t remember anymore, My days blend with all the drugs I ingest daily. My crack dealer brought over his black friend with the best heroin I have shot into veins in a long ass time. He was ready for cunt to be wet and my holes to be wide opened. He walked over to me with such force and dominance taking me by the hair and pushing me over the dam table. He ripped off my panties and went straight for my ass. His hard BBC invaded my ass with no fucking mercy for the druggy old whore.

I am a Creampie Slut

creampie slutI am such a creampie slut. My teen daughter came home from a gang bang last night that her father arranged for her. She had about 50 guys nut her in her little cunt. She just wanted to take a shower and go to bed. Mommy, however, wanted to clean her up. I love cum. Everything about cum turns me on, the taste, the texture, the smell, the consistency. I told her not to worry about a bath. Her cum whore mother would lick it all out of her pussy and I did. She did have a lot of cum inside her bald pussy. More than I have ever licked out of her and I have lots of creampie sex stories. We are a family of cum guzzlers. I will drink it straight from the source or out of used fuck holes. My tongue was like the Energizer Bunny last night working up and down and in and out of her cum filled twat. The cum was pouring out her swollen pink hole. I like to think I helped soothe her warn out pussy. I am not sure I have ever seen her gape that much. It was a beautiful site. Daddy and her brothers enjoyed the show so much, they filmed me cleaning out her pussy. They didn’t sit on the sidelines for long, however. They fucked her all over again. Fine by me. That just meant more cum for me to syphon out of her pussy.

Live Phone Sex is the Best

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Live phone sex lets me tell you dirty stories like this one. Yesterday, I had to go to a woman’s house to pick up my daughter. Our girls are best friends. She was not there. The woman had taken the girls for ice cream and got a flat tire. I was already at her place waiting when I got the text. Her teen son let me in. I knew it would be awhile before AAA arrived during rush hour in Los Angeles. I was fine hanging out with a young stud. I teased him to see what kind of reaction I could get. I was not wearing panties, so I sat across from him with my mini skirt hiked up and my legs spread. I was showing off my pussy and it got his attention. I saw the bulge in his pants and almost came. I felt bad that my daughter was stuck in traffic, but it wasn’t like she was trapped in a hot car. I am such a trashy milf. I let that teen boy fuck me in his mother’s kitchen. He was not a virgin, but he was not experienced either. I had to show him some things like how to eat pussy and fuck in the ass. Quick study and eager to learn. Was it wrong of me to not go rescue my daughter? I mean doubtful I could have gotten to her on the freeway before AAA. I might as well entertain myself with a teen boy. Entertain I did too.

What My Trashy Milf Mommy Did to A young Ladyboy…

I remember the day I got my first erection. My trashy milf mother took her flip flop and beat it until it became flaccid. She would seek out to make my penis a worthless elongated clit. I remember crying as I jacked myself off to sleep saying I just want to be a pretty girl. I hated my cock. I wanted mommy to love me. Then her drug habit spun out of control and she would offer me to these men in exchange for drugs. She would spit evilly in my ear not to let them see my peter. I knew she would beat me to death if the men she sold me to knew I had a boy cock between my legs. The jokes on her. Her men Knew I was a tranny in the making. They would fuck my ass and suck my little dick off and tell me not to say a word. They knew I wouldn’t because the men were supposed to know I was born with a dick. It was a boy loving P-daddy paradise for many years.trashy milf

White trash phone sex Flo

White trash phone sex I am the perfect fit for White trash phone sex. I am the epitome of the trashiest trailer trash druggy whore you see in all the movies, on all the cop shows, and on the side of the road selling my body for any scrap of drugs I can get my hands on. Oh, boo-hoo look at me, another typical poor white girl in the south selling my dignity. What a fucking statistic. You look me dead in my eyes and know already that I am worthless in every way possible. No one wants to even save a girl like me anymore, they just know that I am a piece of trash not worth saving. Just literally kick me to the curb like nothing. Abuse me, fuck my face for nothing, beat my ass because you want to. I have no fight in me and just take it like a lousy piece of ass. Maybe if I am lucky I will be high while my white trash ass is used as it should be used.

Never Too Old for Hot Stripper Sex

hot stripper sexI am a little old for hot stripper sex, or am I? I was at the local strip club last night for Manic Monday. Cheapest beer in town, plus an amateur contest. I was just there for the beer and to pick up some young college boys. The cheep beer and $3 cover bring out the younger crowd. I knew the strippers would ignore the broke ass college boys, but since I didn’t want their money, I figured they would want some pussy. Old pussy is still pussy. I ended up partying with four frat boys in the club. They encouraged me to enter the amateur contest. I didn’t have much competition. Monday nights are slow in strip clubs once football is over. My frat boys were like my cheerleaders. I think they are the reason I won the $500 prize. They screamed so loud for me. I was happy to use my prize money to get us all a VIP room for an hour. This young stripper came with the room, but the boys wanted to see me dance instead. I suggested we both dance. She didn’t seem to mind that idea. She worked the pole better than me, but I drained those frat boys’ poles a few times each.  In the end, I was the best gal on the pole. That is because I am a trailer trash whore.

Freaky Phone Sex Midget Fucking

Freaky phone sex

Freaky phone sex  is what i love best! I had a midget at the club last night and he and some of his dwarf friends wanted to party. I had never had a midget/ dwarf cock before. It was exciting for me. It was hot to have 3 midgets bang me with their surprisingly big cocks. I have been fucking for over 3 decades and man oh man this gang bang with three midgets was fucking hot. These little bodies with nice fat and hard fucking dicks protruding from them like pussy searching divining rods was damned near the hottest fun ever. These guys knew how to please a hot stripper. I felt like an amazon standing over them as they begged me for my golden showers on their dicks. I had the best fucking time with these guys.

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The Caramel Hotel

trashy milf  So one fabulous weekend I decided to do some prostituting in a cheap sleazy motel. It was my nice little spot I set up and I put my add online that weekend. I knew I’d be running through about 5 different customers In that hotel. So needless to say we did a lot cocaine and drinking. I was fucking and sucking all weekend long. Having the time of my life really being a whore. So much fun. But oh my gosh. We tore the shit up in that hotel. Spilled wine all over the bed ripped out some wallpaper. Trashed the lamp, cut the wire off a telephone. smashed in the TV. Everything we got so crazy that week. I doubt they’ll even let me back in but that’s just what I love to do. Trash hotels for fun. Since I’m in the big city, I know I can always find another with the trash. I like living in the fast lane for sure.

A Trashy MILF is Always Popular with Her Son’s Friends

trashy milfThis trashy milf can clean up when she must. I would love to wear hot pants and a tube top to school functions. One time I showed up looking like bad ass Sandy from Grease and I was sent home. Me. A mother of 4 students at the school was sent home by an angry mob of soccer moms. They were just jealous they couldn’t pull off the look. I was a little rough around the edges then. Not that I am not still; it is just now I know how to smooth my edges for the right occasion. I put on a sexy dress and went to my sons’ high school to piss off jealous soccer moms. The moment I made my fashionably late entrance, all eyes were on me. The jelly moms, the lustful dads and the horny boys all looked at me. That was what I wanted. Hell, even the teachers had their eyes glued to me. When a few of the schoolboys realized whose mom I was, they started befriending my sons. The boy with the hot mom is usually the most popular boy in school. I did my mom duty attending the boring PTA meeting. I told my sons to invite some of the boys over afterwards to go swimming. We have a small indoor pool. About an hour after we got home, schoolboys arrived ready to do cannon balls in our pool. I wanted to be a gangbang whore. While about 8 boys were goofing off in the pool, I was undressing to join them. They all gazed at my hot milf body as I got in the pool with them. I showed off my great lung capacity by blowing boys under the water. I ended up holding on to the ladder in a semi floating position while teen boys fucked me one after another. I drained teen balls and made my two older sons the most popular boys in school.