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My filthy fart fetish

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You liked your women dirty but I didn’t mind. I knew exactly what you needed. I dropped to my knees and spread your ass cheeks. It was smelly and I knew you hadn’t showered lately. I touched my tongue to that puckered rim and I could taste the flecks of shit that you had missed. I began with your rim job, slowly licking every wrinkle on that asshole, cleaning you. Then I delved deeply, tongue rolled, into the depths of your ass. You farted right in my face and I could smell the sweet stench of rectum. That’s what I love the best, when they fart right in my mouth. The blast of gas being pushed out of that asshole, watching it wink, as it blows into my face. I inhale the fumes and taste them, hoping for a shart, a little taste of heaven.  I tongue fucked you quicker as you stroked his own cock. When you were all clean, I moved around to the front, where you were holding a half-hard penis. “Open wide, whore” you grumbled. I opened my mouth-urinal, allowing him to spew hot urine into my piehole. I gulped to keep up with the never-ending stream as it overflowed my mouth and ran freely down my tits. Your cock was all ready to blow now. You jerked it furiously, shooting foul blobs of man mayo to run down my face and mix with the piss. Another fart from your gassy bowels sent me over the edge and I spasmed helplessly.
I am a human shithole, an outhouse, and a submissive scat queen. I know my place in this world and that is servicing you like a good slave. Please allow me to be your toilet tissue and fart eater. It makes my pussy so wet to please you.

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You know I was dirty for Mardi Gras!

toilet sexFor Mardi Gras can you imagine what I did? I wasn’t just flashing my tits for beads like the other sluts, I wanted to see how far my naughty and dirty actions could take me. I didn’t want just silly beads, I wanted to see what else I could get and just have a lot of fun…I went to where I knew the dirtiest man could be found – an owner of a pizza shop. I knew I could get a whole meal and a place to stay for my trip as we had some fun together. I wasn’t wrong either! He was down to get dirty with me – right in his kitchen. I probably would advise not to eat that food considering all the piss and shit that was being pushed out all over each other – not to mention is hot load that he finished all over my face. Mmm, it was quite the dirty and naughty time with him. Just fucking like crazy and giving each other the hot loads we both needed and craved. It was so hot, and it was worth all the stuff I got out of it!

Toilet sex is nasty dirty fun!

toilet sexToilet sex…do you know what that can mean? It can mean so many different things, do you know what kind of things end up in a toilet? It’s always getting it all…the piss, the shit, the puke and the cum. It’s really a nasty thing but a girl like me loves that kind of stuff. The smells, the being so filthy and dirty in so many nasty fucking ways. I like to suck and choke on a cock until I am puking then eat that puke until he cums in my mouth and we do it all over again. Or until he pushes his cock into my tight ass that is pushing out a fat stinky load out. I love my ass being spread wide for a big dump to come out onto a huge dick. It isn’t long after that I am covering him in my piss and he is doing the same for me. A tasty treat to end our toilet sex.

Check out our cheap phone sex specials!

cheap phone sexDo you know what’s not shitty? Our cheap phone sex specials. We have a couple year-round specials that you can pick from at any time…then you get to go about the dirty, pissing sex you and I were going to have anyway – but this way you’re really getting a deal. You can get covered in my piss for only $31 (41.50 int) for a full piss soaked 21 minutes… that’s enough time for me to cover you in my piss and you to cover me in your cum. Or maybe a 33 minute call for a measly $48 (64.50 int) is something your cock craves. You need all the time you can get to cover me in more than your cum, you’ve got some shit and piss for me too and I am going to take it all. And…a little ass fucking of course too! But you know what? You might need all that time and more, maybe a 75 minute special will strike your fancy tonight. You wanna get to know me, and do all those nasty and naughty things, and it’ll only cost you $125 (or 162.50 int). Now that’s a deal! A hot deal, like as hot as my juices hot. And if you’re feeling extra wild, just feel out our favorite special of all…a two girl special, that includes 15 minutes of me and a friend for only $50. That’s right, only $50 if you’re in the US, and only $75 if you international. How could you say no to one of those deals? Or this pussy? Or ass… or all the naughty things we are going to do…?!

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Druggy Humiliation Day Stories

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I was reading about Humiliation Day and its origins in Canada with the Chinese people. I’m not the brightest gal and I sure could use a respite from humiliation this year. An apology or two would’ve meant everything. I really had my share in 2015.
I’d like to share a few of my humiliating experiences from last year.
The party for a friend where she asked me to strip for her boyfriend. He and I ended up fucking in the laundry room after she passed out. The next day, he told her that I drugged her and seduced him.
Accidently leaving my panties in a co-workers office after a noon quickie. I came in to find them pinned to the bulletin board and they had a shit stain on them. Gross.
My girlfriend borrowed my lipstick. Two days later, I woke up with my lips covered in herpes sores.
Fucking a random dude in his car and leaving bloody pussy tracks all over his leather seats.
Taking a shower at a friend’s house and shaving the coochie. The drain backs up and all of these pussy hairs come floating out into the tub. OMG!!!
Riding a guy’s cock and I fart, but it’s all shitty, and diarrhea runs all down his nutsac. Goodbye, hard-on.
Ok, your turn to share some of your humiliation with me, or maybe you’d like me to humiliate you. I’m sure to face plenty of raw and graphic humiliation and degradation in the coming year. Hope you’re around to read my blogs!!!

Happy New year.

Ask me about our specials!

cheap phone sexA girl like me CLEARLY loves to get nice and fucking dirty. I love ALL the juices I can get my hands and mouth on…my holes of course are an option since they’ve got some juices of their own to get out JUST for you! Don’t you know my pussy is just fucking full of hot piss? And my ass… it’s full of warm soft shit to spread all over your body. And your cock, just for me to lick it off. MMM! Go ahead and pee in my mouth as I suck it clean, swallow all that piss and then make me choke and gag on your dick like a total whore. Don’t worry I can take it! I know that you want me to puke, that’s the last juice you need to blow your hot sticky load to add to this dirty mess! A mess like this deserves a special price, just make sure to ask me about one of our great deals and specials we have for those who wanna get messy with me tonight!

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You can also find me on tumblr!

pissing phone sexUnfortunately I have to be careful what I say on tumblr. Those people on there can get so easily offended by a scat and piss lover like myself. You want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You love it? You want more? You are such a nasty boy! And I sure do have more for you…mmm.

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Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Toilet Day

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It’s almost Thanksgiving, one of my favorite holidays. You wanna know why? It’s National Toilet Day. That’s right, my poop loving friends. Stuff your gullet and shit it out. You know your big belly is way too full. Mine is too. Oh, my, I feel that urge coming on. Time to head for the potty for some scat dessert. Let me bend over right in front of your face. Look at my asshole. See how it strains to keep my load in. Oooh, a little fart just eased out and it smells like turkey. Bury your face and take a big whiff. Now watch it. Here it comes. Grrrrrrunt.
My puckered sphincter just lost control and here comes your slimy, smelly shit sausage. Open wide, lover, and let it flow into your mouth. Swallow now. Good boy. Now, bury your hard cock right into my shit chute and fuck it hard. Feel the turds lubricate you as you slide back and forth in my gritty gravy. Yeah, I feel you quivering and know you want to spray my bowels with a big load of jizz. Don’t forget though, that you are just human toilet tissue to me and you must clean up all of the delicious brown snot.
Happy Thanksgiving and don’t forget that extra pie. Next time I get to eat the leftovers.

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I love sexy chat on phone. I am a dirty nasty whore. I love cock, Big, small, dirty and diseased. Treat me like you fucking toilet. I want to be covered in your piss and shit. I like it dirty, I like it smelly. Fuck me hard and dirty honey. I and a fucking whore and I need you to treat me like the whore I am.

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I love getting high and fucked up. I will do anything to get fucked up and get fucked. I love anal, getting fucked in the ass and then having you piss inside of my ass. Fill my ass up with your warm nasty piss. I love having to push your warm piss and cum out of my ass along with my nasty runny shit. Make me take all of your cock, cum and piss. I am a dirty  piss whore. Treat me like your fucking toilet and make it as nasty as you can. 

Piss-lovin’ whore

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He pissed in my mouth and I drank it like a shot. There’s something about hot piss that makes me wet. Men seem to love pissing in my mouth, cunt, and ass. I let them. Of course, I expect a little something in return for my “services.” A nice line helps the nasty aftertaste. Plus it makes me hornier than fuck, ready to do anything. Any girl can take a cock in her ass or pussy but my specialities are bathroom play and being human toilet paper. Licking a filthy asshole is like fine dark chocolate, sometimes with nuts. Piss is my personal champagne. I’d sip it out of a glass if I could.
Are you a piss loving freak like me? Or do you just enjoy dominating a woman and forcing her to drink your bladder-ade. Fuck me, fill me, and make me lap shitty ass-sauce off your cock. Mmmmm, I can never get enough bodily fluids. Time to check my levels, babe. Fill me up!!!