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Toilet sex is nasty dirty fun!

toilet sexToilet sex…do you know what that can mean? It can mean so many different things, do you know what kind of things end up in a toilet? It’s always getting it all…the piss, the shit, the puke and the cum. It’s really a nasty thing but a girl like me loves that kind of stuff. The smells, the being so filthy and dirty in so many nasty fucking ways. I like to suck and choke on a cock until I am puking then eat that puke until he cums in my mouth and we do it all over again. Or until he pushes his cock into my tight ass that is pushing out a fat stinky load out. I love my ass being spread wide for a big dump to come out onto a huge dick. It isn’t long after that I am covering him in my piss and he is doing the same for me. A tasty treat to end our toilet sex.

Check out our cheap phone sex specials!

cheap phone sexDo you know what’s not shitty? Our cheap phone sex specials. We have a couple year-round specials that you can pick from at any time…then you get to go about the dirty, pissing sex you and I were going to have anyway – but this way you’re really getting a deal. You can get covered in my piss for only $31 (41.50 int) for a full piss soaked 21 minutes… that’s enough time for me to cover you in my piss and you to cover me in your cum. Or maybe a 33 minute call for a measly $48 (64.50 int) is something your cock craves. You need all the time you can get to cover me in more than your cum, you’ve got some shit and piss for me too and I am going to take it all. And…a little ass fucking of course too! But you know what? You might need all that time and more, maybe a 75 minute special will strike your fancy tonight. You wanna get to know me, and do all those nasty and naughty things, and it’ll only cost you $125 (or 162.50 int). Now that’s a deal! A hot deal, like as hot as my juices hot. And if you’re feeling extra wild, just feel out our favorite special of all…a two girl special, that includes 15 minutes of me and a friend for only $50. That’s right, only $50 if you’re in the US, and only $75 if you international. How could you say no to one of those deals? Or this pussy? Or ass… or all the naughty things we are going to do…?!

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Druggy Humiliation Day Stories

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I was reading about Humiliation Day and its origins in Canada with the Chinese people. I’m not the brightest gal and I sure could use a respite from humiliation this year. An apology or two would’ve meant everything. I really had my share in 2015.
I’d like to share a few of my humiliating experiences from last year.
The party for a friend where she asked me to strip for her boyfriend. He and I ended up fucking in the laundry room after she passed out. The next day, he told her that I drugged her and seduced him.
Accidently leaving my panties in a co-workers office after a noon quickie. I came in to find them pinned to the bulletin board and they had a shit stain on them. Gross.
My girlfriend borrowed my lipstick. Two days later, I woke up with my lips covered in herpes sores.
Fucking a random dude in his car and leaving bloody pussy tracks all over his leather seats.
Taking a shower at a friend’s house and shaving the coochie. The drain backs up and all of these pussy hairs come floating out into the tub. OMG!!!
Riding a guy’s cock and I fart, but it’s all shitty, and diarrhea runs all down his nutsac. Goodbye, hard-on.
Ok, your turn to share some of your humiliation with me, or maybe you’d like me to humiliate you. I’m sure to face plenty of raw and graphic humiliation and degradation in the coming year. Hope you’re around to read my blogs!!!

Happy New year.

Ask me about our specials!

cheap phone sexA girl like me CLEARLY loves to get nice and fucking dirty. I love ALL the juices I can get my hands and mouth on…my holes of course are an option since they’ve got some juices of their own to get out JUST for you! Don’t you know my pussy is just fucking full of hot piss? And my ass… it’s full of warm soft shit to spread all over your body. And your cock, just for me to lick it off. MMM! Go ahead and pee in my mouth as I suck it clean, swallow all that piss and then make me choke and gag on your dick like a total whore. Don’t worry I can take it! I know that you want me to puke, that’s the last juice you need to blow your hot sticky load to add to this dirty mess! A mess like this deserves a special price, just make sure to ask me about one of our great deals and specials we have for those who wanna get messy with me tonight!

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You can also find me on tumblr!

pissing phone sexUnfortunately I have to be careful what I say on tumblr. Those people on there can get so easily offended by a scat and piss lover like myself. You want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You love it? You want more? You are such a nasty boy! And I sure do have more for you…mmm.

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Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Toilet Day

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It’s almost Thanksgiving, one of my favorite holidays. You wanna know why? It’s National Toilet Day. That’s right, my poop loving friends. Stuff your gullet and shit it out. You know your big belly is way too full. Mine is too. Oh, my, I feel that urge coming on. Time to head for the potty for some scat dessert. Let me bend over right in front of your face. Look at my asshole. See how it strains to keep my load in. Oooh, a little fart just eased out and it smells like turkey. Bury your face and take a big whiff. Now watch it. Here it comes. Grrrrrrunt.
My puckered sphincter just lost control and here comes your slimy, smelly shit sausage. Open wide, lover, and let it flow into your mouth. Swallow now. Good boy. Now, bury your hard cock right into my shit chute and fuck it hard. Feel the turds lubricate you as you slide back and forth in my gritty gravy. Yeah, I feel you quivering and know you want to spray my bowels with a big load of jizz. Don’t forget though, that you are just human toilet tissue to me and you must clean up all of the delicious brown snot.
Happy Thanksgiving and don’t forget that extra pie. Next time I get to eat the leftovers.

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I love sexy chat on phone. I am a dirty nasty whore. I love cock, Big, small, dirty and diseased. Treat me like you fucking toilet. I want to be covered in your piss and shit. I like it dirty, I like it smelly. Fuck me hard and dirty honey. I and a fucking whore and I need you to treat me like the whore I am.

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I love getting high and fucked up. I will do anything to get fucked up and get fucked. I love anal, getting fucked in the ass and then having you piss inside of my ass. Fill my ass up with your warm nasty piss. I love having to push your warm piss and cum out of my ass along with my nasty runny shit. Make me take all of your cock, cum and piss. I am a dirty  piss whore. Treat me like your fucking toilet and make it as nasty as you can. 

Piss-lovin’ whore

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He pissed in my mouth and I drank it like a shot. There’s something about hot piss that makes me wet. Men seem to love pissing in my mouth, cunt, and ass. I let them. Of course, I expect a little something in return for my “services.” A nice line helps the nasty aftertaste. Plus it makes me hornier than fuck, ready to do anything. Any girl can take a cock in her ass or pussy but my specialities are bathroom play and being human toilet paper. Licking a filthy asshole is like fine dark chocolate, sometimes with nuts. Piss is my personal champagne. I’d sip it out of a glass if I could.
Are you a piss loving freak like me? Or do you just enjoy dominating a woman and forcing her to drink your bladder-ade. Fuck me, fill me, and make me lap shitty ass-sauce off your cock. Mmmmm, I can never get enough bodily fluids. Time to check my levels, babe. Fill me up!!!

It’s the best time of year!

live phone sexAhh, this time of year is my favorite. Do you want to know why? I’m sure you already know if you’re as much as a passionate scat exhibitionist as I am! If you’re not, that’s no problem at all because this year I am willing to introduce you to it. Make you as addicted to it as I am. It’ll eventually be the only thing that gets your dick hard. I see now though, that it already is quite hard. Hard at the thought of me shitting or hard at the thought of someone catching you doing the deed? But you know why  fall is the best time for such a thing? First it’s the fact of getting caught, being out in public when everyone is loving to finally be out doors. People are decorating and people are roaming about to see the end of the year coming to an end. Meanwhile you’re strategically placed behind a tree trying to shit – half hoping not to be seen, the other half wishing they would just look back at you. Oh and if they did see you, squatting there with your dick hard as a rock while you let your shit flow, what would they do? How would one possibly react? You already know the answer to that, and we both know that’s why you came to me. You want the idea of fucking right there in the middle of all this commotion, the shit on the ground, the leaves ready to clean you up even though you don’t actually care. I know that’s exactly what gets your cock hard, and waiting. Nothing else can compare… and I am here to make all your nasty, shit dreams come true. I’m the filthiest girl you’ll ever meet – beware I play dirty.

Fall is the best season!

scat phone sexThe fall weather really has things MOVING if you know what I mean… Things are flowing and there isn’t much I can do about it, I am just looking for someone who can enjoy all I have to offer this time of year. All the food for the holidays has to mean only one thing. All the wine and drinks in celebration of the New Year coming… that’s a lot of trips to the bathroom. See what I am getting at? Why should the toilet get all my glorious piss, all my loads of shit when it can go to a very nasty man just like you!? I would be willing to share my goodies with you, my sickly sweet piss and shit can be all yours. You can take me out away from the party; we’ll go out in the woods and have our fun. All we need is a bed of leaves and we have the bare necessities. I’ll lay you down, put my pussy right on your mouth – I think you should have a taste! Lick lick lick till you make the waterfall cum. My pussy juices will flow and so will my piss, enjoy your golden shower as much as I know I will enjoy yours. Get that cock of yours ready to shove it into my ass – push it in as much as you can with the shit I have trying to hold you back from putting you cock all the way in my ass but I am sure if you just shove it all the way in you both can fit. Shit and cock, piss and cum, what’s wrong with all this fall fun? You and I can be dirty together, better than ANY holiday party.