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I love brushing my teeth with shit

I was in the bathroom getting ready for work, I still needed to brush my teeth when all of the sudden  I had the urge I needed to take a massive dookie. I sat down to take a shit and was thwre for a bit trying to push it out when I realized I was running short on time, still had to do my hair and brush my teeth. But I was not done shitting and my stomach was upset. I then got this crazy notion that my tooth brush bristlesScat phone sex Aurora would probably feel good rubbing on my clit while I had a massive terd coming out of my asshole. I decided to put my theory to the test. I took my tooth brush and softly rubbed the hairs along my clit as I gave a shudder of delight. I did it a little harder as my terd fully came out. I then thought maybe it might feel good putting that toothbrush up my ass and pumping it in and out a bit, I was right it felt phenomenal. I did it til I cam all over, then I brushed my teeth with that tooth brush, combed my hair and went to work.story.

Pissing phone sex

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I am at the park with some friends! We are having a great time running around and drinking out of our very discrete water bottles. It is fucking hot outside and I could really use some cooling down. I think about pouring my vodka all over me, but decide- why the fuck do I want to waist that?

I look at my guy friends and make them come up with a plan to cool me off. I get on my hands and knees and stick my tongue out! I strip down to my panties and bra and beg for them to spray their piss streams all over me. I soak in their cool smelly urine.

It gets all in my eyes and my mouth. I feel cooler, but things just got hotter. Their cocks are all harder then rocks now. I guess I should repay them by sucking them, and fucking them off. I open my piss filled mouth and grab two cocks, one in each hand.

I double fisted those things right into my mouth, taking turns sucking the cum out of them. I bent over and pulled my panties to the side. So they could have easier access to my fuck holes. Take your pick boys! Maybe keep filling my fuck holes up with you piss!

The Wetter, the Better

phone sex lineWhen my dealer, B comes to visit he expects a good tight piece of ass. He has seen my really freaky side and he fucking loves it. He brings friends sometimes to gangbang me, and I love that. Their big black cocks bring me so much pleasure and so does all of the free blow that he brings me! Tonight he brought three friends. I had one in my ass while another fucked my pussy. They were going at me so hard that I had the strangest sensation. It was good, great even, but akward also. My legs were shaking and I wanted to scream out, so I did. As soon as I let loose vocally, I suddenly pissed all over their big black anacondas. I had no idea how good it would feel and how much they would like it. I guess the warm fluid only made their cocks harder because then they really rammed me, both cumming so hard. As a thank you, they left me lots of blow so I will be partying. Call me, I’ll be horny and ready to phone fuck you.

Lets get fuckin nasty!

trashy milfDon’t you just love latex? It’s so slippery when you piss on it, you can slide all around the room if you want to! Personally, I love wearing it and then getting on my knees so that all the men in the group can surround me and cover me in their hot piss. I love rubbing it all over myself and feeling it drip down under my clothes or greedily drinking it all up, what can I say? Piss turns me the fuck on! Use me, make me your nasty trashy milf, your dirty little cocksucking toilet whore, I’ll do anything! I like it nasty and filthy and I am willing to do a whole lot more than most whores will. Just wait, you’ll see that I am the nastiest whore you’ve ever met!

I am one trashy milf!

trashy milfI am one trashy milf and I fucking love all of the filthiest fetishes just as much as you do! I have been know to take it too far sometimes though, like last night I picked up this guy from the bar and I’m pretty sure I blew his fucking mind. It all started out pretty vanilla, kind of boring really, he was on top fucking me slowly and I was seriously about to fall asleep! I flipped him over so I could ride him and told him to make me a whore, slap me, choke me, anything! I said that I wanted to feel nasty and dirty so yanno, lets get fucking freaky! He gave me like the weakest slap ever and then kinda grabbed my throat all loosely and called me a whore… Yawn! I got off him and told him that he was gonna hafta take it up a notch or I was gonna leave, I said that I wanted to cum too and the only way that was gonna happen is if he was rough with me and pissed on me and nutted on my fucking face… God is it too much to ask for a guy to make me feel like a whore??? Finally I must have pissed him off cus he slapped me hard enough to know me down and then covered me in hot piss! Omg it was hot as fuck! I turned a good boy into a bad boy and I fucking loved it!

Losing my Oktoberfest virginity

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Today Oktoberfest starts in Germany! I remember my first Oktoberfest! High school guys drinking tons of beer, getting shit faced and then I show up. Not even close to the same age as them and those guys were more than happy to share their beer and much more with me. They started feeding me beer, making me chug one big mug of beer right after each other. I had no idea what beer tasted like or what it was supposed to taste like but I loved it and wanted more. Finally they were laughing so hard one guy asked me if I wanted it straight from the tap. I had no idea what that ment so I said yes. He told me to close my eyes and being the nieve little slut I was I did as I was told. Closed my eyes, then they told me to open my mouth and to start sucking on the tip of the nosel. As soon as I started sucking the warm wet beer started to flow into my mouth. It was so fucking good. They told me to open my eyes and that is when I tried to move. They started to hold me down as each one of them took turns pissing in my mouth and then throat fucking me! Ever since then I have been a dirty toilet whore who LOVES Oktoberfest!

No taboo’s with Quinn the Young piss and shit whore!

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The best aroma on a woman’s body is the smell of fresh piss and shit all over her bouncy little breasts. If you agree, hop on the phone chat line right now and come experience the sexiest fucking golden shower you have ever had. My bald pussy is also ready to be pounded and then shit on by you.  I only want the thickest, steamiest shit you can give me. Rub your cock as you watch me smear it all over my ivory silky skin between my titties and all in my navel. I love a hot steamy shit on my skin, it feels so good and so right. Then you can top it off with a steady stream of piss baby. Splatter my pussy and stomach all in that delicious golden shower, I’ll even hold my mouth open to get a good shot of piss on my tongue. That golden shower is so sweet and hot. Just cover me up in you babe! Are you willing to do what it takes to make my fantasy come true?

Live Phone Sex Girls Enjoy Water Sports Sex

live phone sexLive phone sex means anything is possible. Tiffany is a young coed that I met years ago before she was old enough to do phone sex. I took her under my wings to make her a little whore. It didn’t take long for her to learn my evil ways. Her daddy had her half way there. She just  needed a female influence. Her pussy is so delicious. Ripe like watermelon. I had her come over yesterday. I have empty pussy syndrome now that my brats are back in school. Tiffany and I have a fetish we share that my brats have not quite gotten into yet: water sports.  Tiffany’s dad pissed up her pussy and ass when he was breaking her in, so she has a fondness for piss play. For me, I was daddy’s toilet. He would piss in my little mouth, make his friends piss in my mouth too. Sometimes they would even shit on me. I didn’t like it at the time, but now I want to piss on my little girls and give them pissy pussies like daddy did; like Tiffany’s father did to her.

water sports sexTiffany is pretty submissive to me. I think it is my maternal nature. Granted I am a dirty mommy, but I give her love she doesn’t get at home so she will do whatever I want for the attention. I fingered her pussy just right to make her squirt on me. He girl goo is half piss and half cum so sweet and salty.  I wanted Tiffany to piss on me. I have been craving some water sports sex. She thought I would want to pee on her as usual, but not this time. I opened my mouth, tilted back my head and let her golden nectar cascade over my face and down my throat. I drank every last drop up. I’m so grateful I have this little hot teen slut in my life. We love doing 2 girl phone sex calls too. When it comes to bathroom play, we are sexy little switches.

Dirty Phone Sex Whore Loves Piss

Ever get into some good old filthy fucking fun? Maybe you need some dirty phone sex with some warm wet pissing hotness. To me there is no hotter sex than having some warm streams of piss showering down on me. I want to be drenched in urine and fucked like the filthy whore I am.

In turn I would love to sit on your face and let my hot golden nectar pour into your mouth and over your face. Drink my piss as I blow your raging hard cock with the skills that gave me my stage name BJ.

Come fuck my cunt and make me squirt my hot stripper sex juice all over that nice fat cock of yours. I’m a filthy fucking used up stripper junkie that gets so fucking horny when I get high and anything goes with me.

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White trash fun time

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Another night, another dollar. I was feeling super horny tonight so I asked the girls if I could do shower duty and clean the truckstop showers. I always know I’ll find a kinky trucker ready to indulge my potty fantasies. Sure enough, a tall lean trucker walked right in on me while I was bent over scrubbing the toilet. I laughed and told him that he would have to use me if he needed to pee cause I had work to do. His big boner about burst from his jeans as he freed a nice thick 10 inch. I could tell that he was one of those slightly sadistic types who loves to manhandle and degrade a girl a bit. He had no idea what he was getting into tonight. As his yellow stream left his cock, my mouth was wide open for the ammonia shooter that he blasted down my throat. He was so aroused that he kept up the  beat with some hot throat action and a sperm chaser. Oh yes, this potty girl knows where to find her men. Hours of riding in a big rig makes for the very tastiest bladder wine.