So it is spring break, and you know what that means right? Fucking wild and crazy? That is right! So I went to the store to get some beer with some of my friends. The weather was nice as fuck so we were going to get our grill on. Who the hell wouldn’t want to grill in this weather? Anyway so I am at the store and this bitch seriously gives me a fucking stank eye. Jealous ass bitch had the nerve to look at me like she knew me. What bitch? You think I am a whore? Well guess what I am and I will take that nice piece of eye candy on your arm and fuck the shit out of him and there is nothing your stupid ass is going to do about it. So we went about out shopping and checked out and like went to the car. I know you already know who was parked right next to my buddy’s car, right? Mother fuckin stuck up bitch in the front seat while her man loads the groceries into the car.
She eyed me in her rear view so I decided to put on a show for her. I took a beer bottle out of the box and stuck it up my skirt, eyes locked with Mr. Man Prize. Squeezing my tight ass cheeks around it I twisted the cap off that bitch and let the cap ping off the ground. I removed the bottle from my skirt and licked on it with my luscious lips showing him what I could do to the cock that was hanging between his legs. I am sure little miss prude in the front seat never showed him anything like this; never could and never would. His jaw drop as I took it to my lips and chugged it down. Tossing the empty glass bottle under my car I winked at him and licked my bottom lips. He shut the trunk his mouth watering like a little hungry bitch for me. “Look me up on Facebook sexy, and I will show you how you deserve to get fucked real good.” I gave him my name and took his. He told me he would contact me as soon as twat waffle wasn’t around.
So went home, got trashed ate some good food and then, boop, there is pretty face. ‘Hey sexy, that thing you did with the bottle was so hot, I want more.’ I mean, of course he wanted more of this white trash skank. Who wouldn’t I am a total cum bucket willing to do whatever the fuck any guy wants to make him happy. These vanilla bitches did not know what they were missing when it came to bomb ass fucking. We talked back and forth he told me I am a dirty girl and that he didn’t care he wanted a chance for me to rock his cock. So I gave him my address and invited him over. I let my buddies know so that they wouldn’t be surprised when a new person showed up.
My friends were so used to my wild ways. I had fucked each one of them at one point or the other, and could still fuck any of them. So Muscles shows up and is already hot and ready to fuck with a capital ‘F’. We grab us a few beers and I take him to my bedroom. He ate my pussy like someone kept in a third world prison who ain’t ate in weeks. That shit felt so good. He took out a beer bottle and shoved it up my cunt. It was so cold and wet it sent shivers up my spine. I moaned as he played with my clitty with his finer and fucked me with the bottle.
Takin a rubber out my drawer I told him to wrap it the fuck up and rail me with that dick. He wrapped it and then flipped me over, pulling my hair and shoving his cock deep inside my pussy. He spit onto my tight little ass hole and I though he was going to shove his dick in. Surprise! Not his cock, but instead the same beer bottle he had in my tawt. This dude was giving me Double penetration with his own dick and a beer bottle. I wasn’t going to complain though. Shit felt so good I came twice before he removed his dick wrap and shoved himself in my face to finish. I swallowed ever bit of him while I was still on all fours. Then I shot that bottle out of my ass and popped it open and had a sip.
He smirked at me as I rolled over and propped myself up on my elbows. “ You are one nasty bitch , babe. We have got to do this more often.” I chuckled at him playfully and took another sip of my beer. “Guess we will have to see, your girls gotta busy schedule ya know.” I played coy, knowing he was another one to add to my fuck list. I liked my list long and with a wide variety and I was always looking to add to it.
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Pimping Ain’t Easy
The other night I went to the club and there he was in all his glory. There was no denying that he was a full fledged PIMP. He wore all white, the hat and coat were fur, he had the cane, the the shades, the strut, His pours oozed PIMP. I had to get a picture of him just to share with the girls and he posed for me gladly. Then he followed me around the club all night long trying to get me to be one of his girls. He promised me the sun and the moon. His antics were very entertaining and he was persistent to say the least. There was no way in hell I was going to let him pimp me out, I am not giving any one a cut of my money. But he did drop a shit load of money on me that night so the next day I agreed to meet him and let him take a few snap shots of me. I should have known his apartment was done in all white too. He tried to impress me with his lavish life style. Funny PIMP, he doesn’t think I know that all this was bought by dumb bitches willing to work the streets and give him a cut? I let him take his pictures. When he asked me to suck his dick I couldn’t help get wet, I love sucking cock. And then I had an idea. I said yes and got on my knees. I gave him a blowjob like he has never had before. I brought him to the edge several times, teasing him with my mouth and making his knees buckle. When I finally let him blow his load, I stood up and smiled, holding out my hand and telling him the pictures were a thank you for last night but the blow job would cost him. The look on his face was priceless, but he paid up. Silly little PIMP….
Cunt Ownership
That morning I was supposed to head to his flat to give him his cut of the weeks profits. He really fucking pissed me off most days because he was supposed to be supplying me with clients and candy. He could fucking care less if his whores had their fix or not, and most of the guys he set me up with were broke mother fuckers. I have no idea how he expects me to get anywhere with that shit. I decided that it was time to take back ownership of my cunt. Not easy though… my drunken husband was no help either. This month I had to find my own shit so fuck him if he thinks he gets any part of my stash.
I was heading over to the card room to find some blow when he jumped out of no where and threw me in the car. Grabbing my hair he slapped me a few times across the face. Yelling at me he told me I would regret not doing what a good whore was supposed to. We drove to the hotel and he dragged me up the stairs. Waiting for me inside were a few dudes and they were happy to find the party girl was here. Pushed down on my knees and clothes ripped off, they all started to beat my tits, and piss all over me. I was a toilet slut tonight! Once I had their cocks stuffed into my pussy and asshole, he went through my pockets. He was even more angry when he found cocaine instead of cash. Grabbing me by the ankles he dragged me across the floor and said he was gonna use me tonight to make up for my lack of funds.
That is when he walked in. Almost seven feet tall, you would think he should have been black.. but he wasn’t. It was one of the guys from the card room and he had over heard me complaining about my pimp who does nothing and expects everything. He was so doped up that he was half crazy all the time, and got more and more violent. Card room Joe asked my pimp how much for his whore. He was told $1500 a night. Joe said that he wanted to buy me for good, but my pimp just laughed. “You can’t afford my prices!”. Joe pulled out a few stacks of bills and said name her price. They disappeared and left me for a few hours to continue to be pumped with cock and coke. I felt so humiliated being bartered but humiliation makes me fucking hot, so I just enjoyed the sexual abuse I endured and begged for more. Eventually Card Room Joe gathered me up and shook my now “old pimps” hand. Just like that cunt ownership was passed. I asked him how much did he pay for me.. and he just said not to worry. “Crazy pimps are easy to manipulate, and now that you’re mine you will make a fine card room cock sucker! I guess I hit the jackpot that night!
Horny Hump Day with a Trailer Trash Whore
Well it is Wednesday and that means Horny Hump Day to a trailer park whore like myself. A few of my fellow cougar whores were over this morning and we had COCK on the brain. We put on some slutty clothes and trolled the trailer park for dick. We lucked out that it was Spring Break, so lots of young strapping boys were home. And what school boy doesn’t want to fuck 3 hot horny old broads? Derek was likely way younger than we thought, but I’m not a bar, I don’t need to check ID. I just need a hard working cock.
We molested that boy! We shoved our ample boobs in his face, smothered him with tits. Got his attention all right. His young cock was bulging in his jeans, so of course I let it out. Nice and thick too. We took turns sucking his shaft. We had to show him mature women know their way around a cock. Three seasoned whores on your shaft, you would lose your shit quick too. He came in my mouth pretty quickly, but I assured him our first names were Whore, our middle names were Hoover. We could bring him back to life in no time. While he was recuperating, I taught him the fine art of eating pussy. Every young stud needs to know his way around a woman’s clit better than her gynecologist. If a girl is getting her snatch licked well, chances are she has a cougar to thank.
Getting that glazed donut look, made our young stud hard again, just like I knew it would. I eat my share of pussy when cock can’t be found, and a cougar cunt is like fine wine, get’s better with age. And wetter! We all squirted his face with our old nectar. Since we were all so horny and needed to hump, we fought over who got his stiff pecker up their old snatch first. Age before beauty. Since I was the oldest whore, I got to hump him first. I rode him like an old cowgirl. My girlfriends sucked on my titties as I bounced on his throbbing cock. I could feel my clit getting engorged from the stimulation of his dick up my puss. I was reverse cowgirl so I could play with his balls too. Even slipped a cunt juice covered finger up his ass, which drove him wild.
I got another load of fresh boy batter up my snatch this time. I received two cums, my friends zero. But I assured them, with a young stud full of cum, he has an endless supply of cream for us greedy cum cougars. I licked his sweaty taint, slid another finger up his butt hole, and got him hard for my friends. I can make a dead man cum, so don’t think for a moment I won’t resuscitate your cock too. Young or old, on horny hump day, when I want fucked, I make it happen, again and again and again.
Happy St. Patty’s Day with Irish Whores
When you are an Irish trashy MILF, you have a lot of nasty fun on St. Patrick’s Day. I kept my youngest daughter home from school today so we could celebrate like drunken whores. It’s a family Irish tradition. Each year one of my brats gets to stay home and celebrate with me. Perhaps it makes me a bad mommy, but I let her have some green beer. I drank at her age, smoked weed and a lot of other shit, and turned out fine! I have 3 young daughters, but the one who stayed home with me is still a virgin, but not for long. I got her drunk on green beer, then fucked her with the bottle. I even had her sliding her little slit up and down it. So hot to watch that little cunnie fuck that green bottle. She was so proud too. “I can take something bigger mommy, I know I can,” she said with a smile. I wanted to give her something bigger!
It was a nice day so we had a little picnic on our land. I called my favorite drug dealer, a sexy Irish boy, to see if he wanted to do a little trade as I wanted some party supplies. I knew he would be wasted from drinking first thing in the morning, a St Patrick’s Day tradition for many of us. I set us up under our cherry tree since I was getting my baby girl’s cherry popped. When he arrived, I had her ass decorated with “Kiss Me I’m Irish.” I suggested we trade her Irish virgin pussy for my coke. He didn’t hesitate at all! He wanted to pop that young pussy, give her pot of liquid gold. I sat on the hood of my car like I was in a Whitesnake video and masturbated while my baby girl became a woman. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to me.
He didn’t go easy on her pussy either. Drunk Irish drug dealer three times her age with a massive cock, was not gonna fuck her gently! He pushed it right in until I heard her scream and could see the cherry juice on his dick. Didn’t take him long to bust a nut in her, out in the open too, under a big cherry tree! Tightest snatch he will ever have too. I told her now she was a naughty Irish girl. I got down on the blanket with her, licked her puffy little pussy, sucking out that gold he deposited in her sweet pussy. I guess watching me lick the jizz cherry juice combo from her cunnie, made him hard again, so he started fucking my ass. She guzzled his cum out of my ass. I was so proud of my nasty little Irish girl.
When you are a trashy MILF, you get lucky all the time. Guys love nasty Irish whores. Hell, guys just love whores. Let me and my baby whore say Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you . We may be Irish, but can always use more Irish in us!
Trashy MILF Lilibeth Gets Some Clean Up Help from Her Baby Girl
I make no apologies for being a trashy MILF. I clean up well, but I refuse to act like some prim and proper housewife and mother, at least not for long. My husband threw a swank party this weekend. I wore a designer black long gown; even donned some old black smoking gloves. I looked very classy. My husband said I looked like a dirty Audrey Hepburn. A couple hours into the party, I was craving a cigarette, so I ducked into my daughter’s room to puff. She never tells my dirty little secrets. I sat on the couch in her room puffing. I realized she was masturbating under her covers. I don’t think she even realized I was in the room yet.
Hearing her little girl voice moan and grunt made me hot. I started rubbing myself, caressing my boobs, rubbing my clit, even fingering my ass hole. My pussy juice was running down my thighs, staining my pretty cocktail dress and my daughter’s couch. I took off one of my gloves , started soaking up my juices when I heard my daughter say, “Put it in your puss mommy, like a sponge.” Such a smart little girl, twisted that glove up my wet snatch and let my cunt juice saturate it. My little angel crawled between my legs and started to suck on the glove part hanging out my twat. She sucked the juices out of it. Kept pulling it out slowly like a tampon, squeezing off the juice into her little mouth. She thinks I taste yummy. So does she!
My baby girl is such a kinky little girl, just like her mommy. All my offspring are thankfully, but my baby girl is so sexually precocious for her age, just like I was at that age. I can do anything to her, let men do anything to her, and she begs for more, no matter how rough. She wants to be just like her dirty whore mommy. She cleaned up mommy’s wet snatch, even tongued my juicy ass too. Sprayed me down with some of her lilac body spray to mask smell of my cigarette, then sent me back to the party. I told her daddy and I and maybe a special friend would pay her a visit later that night.
Fucking myself
Up all night and needing a hand with that fuck stick baby? Well you are in luck. My old man has whiskey dick again and passed out watching some dumb fucking show. So here I am in the kitchen bored. I started to party with my powder and poured a drink. I made sure my phone was charged. You know just in case anyone is out there in need of a good fuck. Looking through my closet I found an old vibrator that still has batteries!
So sitting here in the kitchen I can see the neighbors house. That man next door always looks in my window through his and I can see him staring right in to my house. So I climbed up on my kitchen counter and started to work that toy into my cunt. Fuck he started to rub his dick through his pants as he watches me fuck myself so hard. My cunt is so hot and wet! This toy goes nice and deep and slips and slides right into my snatch. How bout it baby? Why don’t you call me before I cum all over the sink!