Have you ever gotten so drunk that when you sit there and remember what you did last night you don’t know whether to laugh, be embarrassed, or just die? Well, I did that and then some. I got so drunk that I put on my Halloween costume and ran around telling people to put me out. You have no idea how many strangers are willing to piss all over a hot girl. I even held their cocks, giggling as I stroked and sucked on them. “I”m on fire Mister.” I’d look up at them as my tongue teased that head and I was slurring those words. They all grinned probably thinking I wouldn’t remember and told me to kneel back, spraying their hot and musky piss all over my tongue and tits. Filling up my mouth and stopping just long enough for me to swallow. Some guys even got so hard they didn’t want me to stop. They fucked my throat, cumming while buried in it. Then pissing down my throat making me either swallow or choke on it. It was so fucking hot at the time but waking up with a hangover and smelling like a urinal and an unused and horny cunt. Not so much.
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Drunk Sex Porn Memories
I have a wonderful sexy memory. I had met these guys out behind a strip joint I was walking behind, cocks all hard and nothing to do with them. They tossed me a nice big bag of blow and asked me back to their room. Of course, being the horny little fucking slut I am, I went!
We were getting fucking spun and wasted on some turkey and jack when they started groping and pinching my tits. Soon I was fucking naked and getting nailed by all 4 of their rock hard raging dongs! Every hole was getting fucked hard and fast!
Each one took their turn gaping my holes and leaving massive loads of thick baby gravy!
When I stood up, I found out they had been filming us the whole time!
Immediately I was horny again and ready to put on an even sluttier show!
Kinky Druggy Phone Sex
I love smoking dope, especially right before my sexual antics! It enhances how good everything feels and I get even wilder and crazier than I normally am! I had a photo shoot yesterday with a photographer that I haven’t worked with before, he wanted to capture me in some sexy lingerie while I got high! Of course I was all for it, so fucking sexy! Usually I have to hide my dope from photographers but this one wanted me to smoke as much as possible while he shot me at every naughty angle! He brought a box full of sex toys and I bought a box full of dope, together we made magic! I love seeing how many dildos I can fit into my cunt while i’m high, usually the pain of it is diminished so it enables me to shove in as many as I want! During this shoot, I fit six monster cocks inside of me, it was so fucking hott! My pussy was squirting cum everywhere! Literally my cunt went numb from being so high, it felt incredible! I’m so fucking sore right now, ripped open and bleeding, it hurts so good!
Drunk Sex Porn
Drunk sex porn is my life. I’m never sober. I’m usually coked up or liquored up. I think being altered helps a woman tap into her kinky side. I bet there is a woman in your life that you wished would just loosen up, right? Give her a special cocktail, then leave her alone with your teen son and see what happens. I bet she will stop denying she wants young dick, especially her son’s young dick. This morning, I woke up still drunk and high from last night. I wanted a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me. I poured a shot of Tequila, did a line of coke and sat naked on top of my cougar couch. It is my perch. I sit up there in front of the big window with my legs spread wide. You catch more young ones with a whore pussy! Those little ones on their way to the school bus in the wee hours of the morning see my naked hot body and they do a double take. That’s the whole point. When I wake and bake, I want to get fucked. I’m a trailer trash whore. I need dick as often as I can get it and then some! I get plenty of it too. This morning a dad walking his three sons to the school bus saw me in all my naked glory. I thought he was coming up to chastise me for exposing myself to the little ones, but he wanted some action. I don’t turn cock down. I fucked him in front of his sons and in front of the trailer park! His boys had to wait their turn while I did their daddy. They couldn’t wait their turn. They took advantage of my mouth and two free hands. I was covered in cum when they were all done nutting on me. Nothing like starting your day off fucking.
I Love Being A Drunk Girl Fucking At A Party
Being the center of attention has never been a concern for me, it just sort of happens. When I get drunk at a party, I can’t help buy capture everyone’s attention. Probably because most of them know how easy it would be to fuck me with just a little effort and a fat sac. I love to get high, drink and fuck and don’t even mind people watching me. Yesterday, there was a big party with lots of people, alcohol and drugs. While I was fucking some guy in a back room who was willing to share his stash with me, some people broke in looking for drugs. They had guns and were screaming. It scared me so bad that I pissed all over the guy’s cock! Turns out he’s into that because he fucking loved it. He didn’t stop pumping his cock into my pussy though there were masked men threatening to kill us if we didn’t give up the drugs. All the adrenaline only got him off more and he left so much cum inside of me that it was dripping out for days.
Druggy porn
We shot up then took E. I love when Heather and I party together she always fucks me the way I need, and no girl can compare. Getting fucked and having phone sex turns me on so much. makes my pussy wet I think about my regulars voices when I’m actually getting fucked. Living the fantasy is great. I have partied so much this week my pussy is sore I’m taking a break and wanting to just do calls to fuck my self. My body has been sore for awhile, hip hop dancing and climbing my pole at work. This 4 sum I had the other day with heather was amazing. Ryan loves to fist my pussy hole I get anal fucked just right we nasty and love to be nasty. Are you nasty to? I’m having a 4 sum with some teens I met and I would love to hear new things if you have anything in mind. I can even share my stories. I’m a horny little cock sucking slut.
Trips, drugs and orgy’s
I’m fucked up right now. I have been drinking all night and I just came down from acid but I mean what would I do with out stripping and phone sex? Because I wouldn’t be able to afford my drugs or alcohol. Anyways I just had to get on and write this because I have to tell you how my night went. If it turns you on fucking great. Lets fuck. If not you can suck a dick because I really don’t give a shit.
Last night I was getting off my shift all my friends and fuck buddies met up at the club we all popped a tab of acid of course and had the best trip. We danced, made out it was a fucking great vibe we all got horny and went to my girls house and started drinking and getting so fucked up we had recorded and pictures of all of us fucking and having a big orgy. Video and pictures were all there on our go pro and phones it was insane. I couldn’t even remember anything I was so proud of how much cum I could take in my mouth, how many dicks I could ride and take, and how much pussy I could eat and get them to squirt. I think I’m still fucked up from last night, cant you tell?I might be white trash but I bet I do it better then all them other hoes. Lets trip together and let me get you off.
Tripping beach trip
Being a dirty whore is fun and so is some drunk girl fucking right? I’m always drinking, partying and fucking. Last night I was on molly at the beach with some friends and we had tints set up on the beach. We drank all night long.
So this guy that I haven’t seen in so long came along with us an old friend of mine. We never hooked up before I always wanted too though. So I thought to myself the less clothes I wear the better chance I’m going to have. I striped down and went into the beach naked everyone was drunk, and I was drunk so we all skinny dipped .
Ryan the guy that I have been trying to fuck for the longest was finally all over me. We started making out and biting each others lips, kissing all over each others necks, he whispered in my ear “the only reason I haven’t fucked with you is because you cant take how big I am, how nasty I am and once you get this cock ill make you fall in love.
I had to tell him that I’m a dog, I fuck I don’t make love, and also that he hasn’t seen me in a very long time. I told him I stripped and I do phone sex on the side. So I told him to bring me in his tint and show me how nasty he really is. No one is as dirty as me.
He pushed me down on the pillow pulled out some lube that was in his backpack and started rubbing it all over my ass hole and pussy. He held my face down while he was doing it. I knew right there that we were on the same level. I love when you dominate my body.
After he started rubbing, fingering and stretching my ass hole he rammed his cock so far in . He told me I was his little cum dumpster for the night and that he wants to use all my holes. Hearing that made my pussy even wetter. He drained his balls in my ass hole and then wanted to suck and lick it all out. After he cleaned me up his dick got harder instantly so he fucked my mouth then pussy. He made it in all of my holes. Everyone that was at the beach with us heard my moans and his grunts but they know how much of a hoe I am so I just have no shame in my game. That morning I want home showered and got sexy because he said I was so good that my thick ass was addicting that he would come by my place and do it all over again. My sex drive is unexplainable.
Drunk Girl Fucking
Have you ever seen a drink girl fucking? What about two? My daughter and I got shit faced drunk this weekend on some fine cans of Natural Ice beer. It is the premier beer choice for trailer park whores. We are proud beer guzzlers too. We don’t need a paper bag to hide our drink of choice and we can out drink any man. We held a beer party at our trailer on Friday night that lasted until yesterday morning. All the guys from the trailer park came by thinking they could drink two little white chicks under the table, but we were the last ones standing. We were also burping fiends. I can chug beer and not puke, but I will out burp any man afterwards. A few men at the party managed to keep up with us whores. We showed them how we multi task. I poke a hole in a beer can, chug the beer while deep throating a hard cock. My daughter puked while attempting this maneuver, but she didn’t pass out. Like the nasty freak she is, she kept blowing the dude’s dick even though she blew junks on his cock. We clean up our messes in this family. I was seeing double, barely standing come Monday morning, but I was still guzzling beer and cum. All the original men who started partying with us had passed the fuck out or gone home, so we had to hustle in some new meat off the street. A couple young guys thought they could take a couple drunk girls. They manhandled my daughter, so I manhandled them. Fucked their asses with a beer bottle. I think they liked it. My memory is a bit patchy from a three day drunk fest, but the shit and blood on the bottles tells me someone’s ass had a good time. Maybe it was mine. All I know is that if you like white trash phone sex, I can out party any man.














