Tag: drunk phone sex

Drunk Sex Porn

drunk sex pornDrunk sex porn is what I make every time I have a few beers. I can hold my coke better than I can my booze. Three drinks and I belong to anyone who will have me. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I don’t need liquid courage. I am a whore sober or drunk. I just like to get drunk. I was drunk before noon yesterday. I forgot that the trailer park handyman was coming to fix something in the house. He is not really my type. He is younger, which I like; but he is boring as fuck. Married right out of high school. Why the fuck would anyone get married young nowadays? Not like you must wait to have sex these days. Did I mention he is Mormon? It is ironic that a religious married man would work in a trailer park filled with dirty whores like me. I decided when he came over, to make him a project. He needs to come over to the trashy side. I answered the door naked. I have a smoking hot body for my age. His eyes bugged out, but he tried to conceal his arousal. This would be easier than I thought. I started flirting. I mentioned his big tool belt several times. I wasn’t subtle. I was drunk and horny. I just wanted him to hammer my pussy with his big hard tool. He rebuffed me a few times until I grabbed his cock. I was aggressive. I had him in a ball lock until he fell to his knees. That was when I spread my legs and pushed his face into my trashy milf cunt. Once he tasted me, I had him. He lapped at my pussy like a thirsty animal. He said his wife won’t engage in oral sex of any kind. Her lost. I gave him a blowjob. His first head ever. Can you believe that shit? I may go to hell for corrupting this young married Mormon man, but with the way he licks pussy, it is all worth it.

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Druggy Phone Sex, I Wanna Get Lit

druggy phone sexFuck this shit!! Fuck my puny dick husband and my BBC boyfriend.  They can both kiss my ample ass. I want Druggy Phone Sex and to get so fucked up that I’ll let any and every cock that approaches me get some of this action.  I’m sitting at this trashy ass bar working on like my 4th or 5th vodka and cranberry.  Yeah, I did a couple of shots too.  Got me a bottle of pills and I’m getting fucked up.  There’s a bunch of horny drunk men and I’ve been working through them too.  In fact, I’ve been taking them two at a time to the men’s bathroom.  Sucking cock, getting my asshole and my cunt pummeled all at the same time.  Getting fucked up and getting fucked is all I want to do tonight. None of these fuckers seem to care that there’s cum running down my legs lol!  I just take a bar napkin and wipe my legs like it’s the normal thing to do.  My pussy is sore, but not as sore as I want.  Who wants some of Bethany tonight? Black, white, brown, fuck I’ll even let a furry hit this horny cunt tonight.  

Creampie Slut Valencia Loves Cum

Gawd damn I am such a filthy fucking ho and cannot help but be a creampie slut for dick. The thing is, a sloppy cunt full of gooey stringy thick oozing cum in my snatch after I have had this hot pussy pounded is just so fucking delightful! It’s a real turn on for my fuckboy lover whom I cuckold all the fucking time. You see I’m a trashy trick that won’t give up taking dick for money because it’s what I love, and he has to love it also or we are done.

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Well it appears he really fucking gets off on hearing about my fucks of the day/ night and gets so hard when I show him my panties all gooey against my cum filled snatch. It’s a thing now for me to sit on his face and give him details, and he cums without even having to fuck me… though sometimes I let im fuck my messy snatch and he certainly quick to explode!

Trashy Milf BJ Coke Whore Stripper

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He just showed up and asked me if I was the trashy Milf coke whore named BJ that used to work the VIP rooms at the strip club. I was wearing my metallic silver over the knee stiletto heeled boots and a short silvery stripper dress as I stood in the doorway puffing my cigarette. Looking him up and down I figured he might be worth a fuck and stepped aside letting him in. I asked what he had for me, and he whipped out a nice sized baggy of white powder, and a big black cock from his pants.

With approval I grabbed the baggy and put some rails down and snorted that shit up before grabbing that stiff rod. I gobbled it down my throat and deep throated that chocolate rod real good. I got it all ready and my pussy was certainly soaked by how good that was in my mouth that I couldn’t wait to get on it and fucking ride it.

 

Trashy Milf BJ Likes BBC and Crack

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 I’m a trashy milf and I have no fucking problem with how folks think of me. I’m a dirty crackwhore mama that loves her BBC druggy dealing fucks that can bang the crap out of this well fucked ex-strippers loose cunt. I need that big dick and sometimes I need two in my cunt hole just to get a fucking orgasm. I love taking two dicks in my cunt and one in my ass and let them rip this fucking pussy up while I am puffing away at my crack rock and getting high as fuck telling them harder and deeper and being the total whore I so love to be.

I’m hoping to get a really fucked pussy and a constant fucking high this Holiday and my son promises to be a good pimp for mommy making sure our needs are met.

Hookers for Hire – Party Hard

Hookers for HireOne of my regulars, Travis, is a traveling businessman.  Travis called me up this week looking to party.  He brought a lot of great blow from Florida.  A couple of my girls from the strip joint and I hooked up with him and a couple of other guys he was traveling with.  We went to their very lavish hotel and got shit-faced.  I’ve partied with this guy many times, but tonight was different.  They fucking roofied me and my friends.  I’m not really sure what happened except that every guy there fucked me.  I had fragmented memories of being fucked over and over, I just couldn’t move.  I woke up around 3:00am, naked, with cum dripping out of my cunt.  My friends were still out.  All the guys were passed out.  I picked up a crystal lamp and crushed it over our host’s head.  Fuck him!  Why roofie a bunch of pros?  We were paid to give up the pussy.  Payback’s a bitch, baby.  Blood dripped down his head, he didn’t even wake up.  I woke up my girls one after the other to get the hell out of there.  One guy, I think Mike, a big Mexican dude, woke up and tried to stop us.  I took out the knife from my purse that I always carry, and jammed it in his throat.  He looked shocked, blood squirting from the now gaping hole in his throat.  He grasped his throat, but the wound wouldn’t stop spurting blood.  He collapsed in a heap on the floor.  We got the fuck out of there.  If I ever see Travis again, I’ll cut his cock and balls off.

Drug infused cum

Druggy phone sexFucking with a drug dealer is a guaranteed constant high, that’s why I fucking love having druggy phone sex! Snorting lines off of one another’s sexy body, taking shots of hard liquor like there’s no tomorrow, smoking cigarettes by the pack, the more fucked up I get, the hornier my cunt gets! I stay dripping fucking wet, just how I like to be! Spreading my legs open as wide as they can spread while slipping my fingers in and out of my sloppy pussy as my sexy dealer watches me turns me on so fucking much! Making my drug dealer’s cock explode with cum multiple times back to back to back only gets me higher and hornier since he has tons of drugs in his blood system! It carries over into his cock juice so the more cum that he dumps into me, the more fucked up I become! He tastes so fucking delicious, I can’t get enough of guzzling his dick cream down my throat! You could bottle up his cum and sell it as a drug all by itself, that’s how twisted I get off of it!

Trashy Milf BJ Loves To Party Hard

If you like a partying whore that’s a trashy milf well you found one! That’s right, kneeling before you with your big ole dick in my mouth as you throat fuck my face hole is so fucking hot for me after we do some fat fucking rails. God Damn I love when that shit burns my nose and the way it feels in the back of my throat… love it as much as your dickhead slipping down my throat.

My cunt is so fucking wet just thinking about taking some dick and getting some real partying and fucking going on! You know I’m kinda always ready to fuck and suck dick especially with some nose candy added to that mix. So what do you say? Feel like fucking?

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This Trailer Trash Whore is the Life of a Party

trailer trash whoreI’m such a trailer trash whore, but I am not ashamed of it. Some will argue that I am proud to be a skank. I will agree to that.  I went to a Christmas party last night with my son. It was for his office. He didn’t introduce me as his mother, however. To his coworkers and his boss, I was his girlfriend. He wanted them to think he was banging a skanky old broad. He is banging a skanky old broad, it is just that I am his mother too. He has a legitimate job. He must wear a suit and tie. At one time these guys would have been called yuppies. Not sure if that is still a term. The party was boring. I wasn’t sure why my son wanted a trailer trash whore as a date at a young professionals’ party. Once the eggnog was passed around, it became clear. When those boys get drunk they get horny. Horny as fuck. They were a different group when drunk. Now, it was clear that I was there for entertainment. I’m always drunk or high, usually both, so now I felt more comfortable. I got on top of a table and did a sexy striptease. Before the party was over, every one of my son’s coworkers, even his boss, had fucked my cunt and my ass. If you have a boring holiday party to attend this season, bring a dirty old tramp like me. Then you can have some fun.

Blowjob Quickie

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I was out at the bar a few nights ago and i saw a very tall, lean but muscular, slightly older man walk in. He sat next to me, bought me a few whiskeys and we flirted and talked for about 30 minutes.  At one point during our conversation he paused and looked at me and said, “Those lips look like they were made just for sucking cock.”, i replied and simply said “you have no idea baby, follow me” . I lead him directly into the mens restroom he unzips his fly and pulls out a big mushroom head dick, my eyes light up and i wrap my lips around the head of his cock, teasing at first. Flicking my tongue on the tip of his head, than i slide my lips and tongue down his entire shaft all the way to his balls.  While i’m doing all of this i also take my hand and stroke his cock as hard as i can while i’m sucking and enjoying every single inch of him. I look up at him and i could tell by the look on his face he was already about to cum after maybe just 3 minutes.   I open my mouth wide and he aims that thick cock right at my mouth and shoots all of his cum in my mouth, i swallowed every last drop.  He gets up  and just looks at me and says “Damn girl. I knew you’d be good at giving head,  but i had no idea you’d be that good”