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Wanna be my human toilet for the night?

Live phone sex

Does it turn you on to hear a girl sit on the toilet and take a hard long piss? I would love to take you and lay you down and use you as a human toilet, I would sit down right on your face and push out that piss right in your mouth and I would make you lick my cunt clean. If I want I will piss and shit in something all day when I am out fucking guys for money and come back and dump it all over your face and body. Will you be a good boy? Well honestly you have no say so because I will use you however you want. I will dig out my own shit and stuff it up your asshole and make you eat it out. Are you ready for that baby?

Cum Dumpster Silvia

Cum Dumpster

Cum Dumpster is a word that I use to describe myself, here’s why:  When you go out on a date with a girl, you and she dress up, you take her out to dinner and a movie or maybe somewhere nicer and you hope at the end of the night that you get lucky.  Kind of a return on your effort and money spent.  I’m a paid escort when I’m not on the phone.  I get paid by doing the oldest profession in the world.  I love what I do!  Some people might think it’s degrading, or look down on me, but I think it’s awesome.  I get paid to dress up, go out and be pampered and at the end of the night the guy just wants to get a piece of that ass he paid for.  It’s the same as a date, I just get paid for it.  What’s the big deal?  I think it makes me smarter than those dumb hoes who do it for free.  Sometimes I even score some drugs out of the deal.  I guess you could say I am a whore, cause I sure as hell love to be fucked and used up especially when there is money or drugs exchanged for my sweet body!

 

Pissing Phone Sex

pissing phone sexDo you like pissing phone sex? I am not too proud to admit that I like golden showers. I like giving and receiving. Lately, I have been in a giving mode. Giving to my daughters and sons. A young one that can take a good douse of urine brings in good money. Guys pay to piss on and be pissed on all the time. I am grooming my young ones to be piss whores because it will bring us all money. I invited some of my male friends to come over last night for a pissing match. A literal pissing match. I lined my young ones up in the basement. I tied their hands behind their backs, so they couldn’t fight off the piss.  I love golden showers sex more than they do. I told my friends to piss on them. Piss in their faces, down their throats, up their ass, in their pussies and all over their jail bait bodies. One of my sons surprised us all, by begging to drink all the piss. I must admit, I thought if anyone would be a piss whore, it would be my eldest daughter. She likes to wet her panties in public and sleep in a piss soaked bed. But my son wanted to drink piss and get fucked up his ass while men pissed on him. I don’t judge. I just market my little whores to their fetishes. Now, I know I have a golden boy. A gold showers boy.

Pissing phone sex

pissing phone sex I love getting  gaped open by big fat cocks. I have two cocks that I am taking in my ass and pussy. Their cum is not the only thing that I want. They put their cock heads deep inside of me and start emptying their bladders inside of me. I could feel their hot piss filling up my stupid whore holes. Once they filled my holes it was time for them to saturate my face in hot piss.

I opened my mouth and got a mouth full of hot warm piss. I love being a dirty little piss whore. My hole face was drenched in hot piss. They got it in my eyes and up my mouth and I even swallowed a good amount. Now it is time to get that hot cum out of their dicks. They are going to put their cocks back in my piss filled fuck holes and blow their hot loads!

Creampie Sex Stories

creampie sex storiesI have a ton of creampie sex stories. I am a cum whore. As much as I love to swallow jizz, I love it in my pussy and ass too. My son and his friends were over last night. You know what that means, right? That means I was a gang bang whore who got a pussy and ass full of cum. I was high and drunk. So were they. We had been partying and fucking for hours. They left early in the morning for work. I was passed out in bed in a huge wet spot. A loud bang on the door woke me up. I forgot I had a plumber coming to check out the leak in the laundry room. I answered the door in a sleep stupor. I was wearing a wife beater and panties. Nothing else. I reeked of cum and booze. I apologized to the plumber. I explained I was a party whore last night and I forgot about the appointment. He shifted his stance, grabbed his dick. He had a boner for me. I unzipped his pants and gave him head. I looked at it as a cum chaser. Little bit of the hair of the dog that bit me. He insisted on returning the favor. I knew I had a cum filled cunt from the night before. I had not showered. I wondered if I should tell him what he was getting himself into, but I kept quiet. I let him munch on my sloppy pussy. I let him get some sloppy seconds. He didn’t seem to notice or if he did, he did he didn’t say a thing. He ate me until I came, and all that mess was gone. He seemed to love how wet I was, so I never told him the real reason I was that soaked.

Anal For Coke

Druggy phone sexRico has the best coke and I want some really bad. I don’t have any money so I’ll have to use my body. With my big tits and great ass I can get whatever I want. I got in my car and sped over to Rico’s house.
He answered the door and said, “If you don’t have any money, Audrey, then I want your tight asshole sweetie.”
I wanted that coke so bad that I was willing to do anything. I got undressed and bent over the back of his sofa. Then he did something so unsuspectedly, he got on his knees and ate my ass. It felt so good that it had me weak in the knees. Feeling his tongue dart in and out of my asshole felt amazing. When he finally pushed his dick into my butt it felt so good. Who knew anal sex could be so great?

Cum guzzling slut Amara wants your load

I noticed we had an unusual amount of truckers stop at the diner to eat today and I could not believe how many of them were not attractive at all. I really feel like they were all old and fat dudes who needed to get on a treadmill. They were like greasy slime balls who needed pussy because their wives would probably not let them touch them. Regardless of that fact I had to make rent money and knew that more than likely, I was going to have all of those cock in my ass or cunt after work.

Cum guzzling slut

I need to make another $400 dollars just to get my land lord off of my ass or I am going to have to give him some pussy too. I do not mind if they are quick, but most of the greasy stinky guys want to take their time and pretend like they care or something. All I can think when they are pumping away at my holes is “hurry up, gotta get to the next truck too”. I am not ashamed because I am a dirty whore and that is my alternate job, but just fuk me and let me move on, I got bills to pay buddy!

Cum Dumpster 4 Life

Cum dumpsterLast night there was a jack off party in my honor. The party guests were all men with ball sacks full of semen. When I walked into the party I was given a standing ovation. All that male attention had my pussy so wet. I laid down on the floor, spread my legs, and started playing with my pussy. The men stood around my body and started jacking off over me. There were big cocks, little cocks, thick cocks, thin cocks, curved cocks, circumcised and uncircumcised cocks above me all ready to explode. The anticipation was maddening waiting for those cocks to pop. Then it happened, someone started a countdown from 10 and then they all came. They covered my body with warm thick jizz. It was everywhere and I loved it. That warm salty taste in my mouth was so delicious. You could go to the most expensive spa and they won’t get your skin as soft as semen. I’m a cum dumpster and proud of it.

Scat phone sex – Evonne Explodes

I ate at this little Chinese restaurant a few days ago and I had the worst stomach ache since then. My stomach has been rumbling and gurgling, but no matter how hard I try to take a shit it just will not come out. I finally called a friend of mine to come over and fuck me in the ass. I figured I would have him pound the crap out of my asshole, literally.  I even took some extra laxatives before him came in one last ditch effort to clear my intestines of all the backed up shit. It did not work!

Scat phone sex

My friend arrived as promised. He has the biggest cock of all of my fuck buddies and I knew he would get nice and deep into my asshole. We started fooling around and my stomach growled fiercely, I told him not to even worry about lube or anything, I told him to just fuck me raw and hard.  As I was being pounded and he thrusts hard into my anal cavity, I heard a load pop. I began to cramp really bad and all of the sudden I let out a really load fart and I blew a load of shit all over the end of his cock. He made me lick it off and then I sucked his dick until he came let a big load go in my mouth. God, I love my friends. I can always count on them.

Playing with My Sloppy Wet Pussy

sloppy wet pussy

I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy while talking dirty on the phone. I started taking calls early this morning after I got my brood off to school. My husband is on the road for business, so it was my responsibility to get everyone up and going today. I am not a morning person, so I just never went to bed. I stayed up doing coke and watching dirty home movies. My sons were so excited that I was getting them up for school instead of their daddy, that they wanted to fuck. Morning sex is always hot. I let each boy dump a load of cum in one of my mommy whore holes. They came so much, that my pussy was making those fart noises. My cum filled cunt was flooded with hot jizz. I got all my brats to their various bus stops then crashed for an hour. I almost overslept for work. Because I was running a little late for my shift, I never showered. That meant I still had a cum filled pussy. I love working with a wet snatch. I was letting my callers hear how wet it was, which made them cum so hard. The more I played with my dirty puss, the wetter I became.  It is a great job that lets you play with your creampie while you work.