The biggest whore in town needs a dick…or 12. I am feeling extra slutty on my period and I know all you horny fucks are into that…as much as I am into tasting my bloody cunt on your dick. You’re not afraid to get a little messy are you? Naw, of course you aren’t or you wouldn’t be here talking to a nasty little whore like me. You are a twisted little pervert… just like I am and just like me, you love feeling all those hot body fluids all over your skin. So lets get freaky, I want to taste my blood and my pussy juice mixed together on the end of your cock, I’ll even lick shit off it if you want to fuck this sweet little ass! So what’s it gonna be baby? You wanna come on over and get wild with me, or would you rather stay at home having boring stupid vanilla sex with your prude wife?
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Happy Holidays with Ellen
Today anything goes. I want to see, smell and have all kinds of weed today. I am selling my dirty whore pussy for some greens. 420 to me means Ill be making some serious greens. I will do anything to stay fucked up all god damn day. Bring me around town with your friends. Guarantee me that good lush green shit. Not only will you get to fuck me, but you can split these trees with me! I know you want this pussy.
You want this dirty pussy filled with cum before you fuck me. You always joke around about sex. You never make your move and you know I Am a dirty fucking whore. Take me to all your dope boys and tonight I swear to god I will suck and fuck all the cum out of your balls. I know you want to blow smoke up my gaping asshole and pussy. Then you wanna suck it all out including the cum up my dirty holes!! Lets get fucked up!
Ellen Loves Public Fucking
I love being the enter of attention! I have no shame in my game. I am proud to be a cock loving cum whore and I don’t care who knows or sees me. I love to fuck in public! Customer service is key so taking one of my guys down a dark alleyway used to be the way I did it. Fucking behind the dumpster was hot, but now I’ll lean over and suck a guy’s dick while he’s at a red light for 10 bucks. I don’t care who sees me as long as someone does! I love being a dirty fucking whore! It makes me so fucking horny knowing I could get caught. I get off when people see me do these dirty things for money. I love shocking the public. I love fucking in front of people. I guess that’s why I have always been a dirty fucking whore. I’m the bitch you come to when you want your dick sucked while you’re on your way to work. I’ll be waiting for you.
I’m Damn Proud to be a Big Dick Sucker and Trashy MILF
A big dick sucker who is a total bimbo whore, will suck anyone off at anytime, anywhere. The pool is open now in my trailer park since it is warm again. I love to sun my hot body. Mostly I like to flaunt it, but I do look better with a tan. This young stud was at the pool too. I didn’t ask his age. I believe in don’t ask, don’t tell when it comes to age and marital status. Neither matter if you have a big dick. I started flirting with him. Discovered he was playing hokey from school as it was some sort of walk out day. I didn’t care if he could drive, vote or drink. As long as he could fuck. Do you know what happens to a young boy when he puts sunscreen on a dirty old cougar’s back? He gets hard. Rock hard. I squirted some sunscreen in my palms, smeared it on my hands, then worked my hands under his swim trunks till I found his throbbing shaft. I jacked his dick until it was in an upright position. His pre cum was leaking between my fingers. Felt pretty amazing. Tasted finger licking good too. I bobbed my head up and down his rod, slurping up anything that oozed out of his swollen cock. Yes I slurped up some piss too. I’m a dirty whore. I lick up anything. I was tonguing his taint, jacking his dick and rubbing my pussy. As I was buried between his legs, I heard someone say, “You gonna share your trashy MILF friend, Todd.? I turned around and 4 boys had their cocks out waiting their turn. I took turns blowing and jacking them. At one point, I had one in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my ass and one in my puss. This old cougar can entertain a troop.
No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day
So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.
So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!
This Trailer Trash Whore is a Cum Dumpster
This trailer trash whore has a morning ritual. I get my coffee, take my clothes off, sit on the couch, spread my legs and wave at the folks who walk by. I am a good neighbor. I know that men of all ages need properly drained in the morning. When cum is left in balls, guys fuck up at work. They get into fights with random strangers. Boys can’t focus at school. Built up sperm is bad for everyone. I’m the local sperminator. Those men going by my place to work or school with cum filled balls, know when they see me on my couch drinking my coffee that they can make a deposit. I take deposits everywhere. In my face. Up my pussy. In my ass. On my tits. Sometimes I am taking cum in all those places at once. What can I say? My reputation as a dirty old cum dumpster is quite legendary in my community. Even wives who don’t want to fuck their men, or can’t fuck them because they are on the rag or something, will send their men to me for a good ball draining. I love guzzling sperm. I like to be body painted in it also. Cum is full of protein. No calories either, which is how I stay so slim in my old age. One day last week there was a small army of men waiting to give me a deposit. Time was of the essence as they had buses to catch, so my son helped out. He put a funnel in my mouth and had them all circle jerk around me. I practically drowned in cum. My son loved seeing his whore mommy covered in so much jizz that he whipped out his dick and started fucking my ass. This made my horny army hard again. That funnel filled with so much jizz my face was cum covered. Never too much for this cum guzzling slut.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Who knew there was a peanut butter jelly day? In honor of such an auspicious occasion I have invited all my little up and coming teen sluts for a peanut butter and jelly lunch. Of course I don’t do anything without a kinky, naughty, nasty twist and this lunch is no different. With all my little hookers naked and waiting we begin by covering each other in a variety of flavors of jelly and both crunchy and smooth peanut butter. The dirty old men are lined up to lick my whores clean making their dicks nice and hard. I am in the kitchen observing and preparing grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches using a little cum from each dick as the butter on the out side of the bread for a nice tasting sandwich. Each girl getting the sandwich with the cum she helped produce for lunch. Who knew that we could have so much fucking fun with good old fashioned PB&J? Are you hungry yet?
New Recruit
I am always looking for new little whores to recruit for the truck stop. And just the other day in our trailer park I seen a sassy little red head tramping around. I asked her if she was busy and told her to come on down and apply for a job. Once she arrived I already had a few truckers lined up ready for the fresh meat. I don’t think she quite had this position in mind but boy is she a natural. A little red head reminded me much of myself. A mini fire bush! I explained to her what her duties would be and she began to perform them right there on the spot giving me an example of what a good little whore she is going to be. Sucking both men off at the same time she did not skip a beat. At one point she had both cocks crammed in her mouth at once. She then bent over the counter and guided one dick in her pink little pussy and another into her tiny tight ass. These men pounded her like no tomorrow and she took it better than some of my seasoned whores. Once they broke in her little fuck holes she hopped down off that counter and finished them off by sucking them each deep into her throat one at a time. Milking those cocks with her sweet lips until they creamed all over her face and in her mouth. She is a good little cum dumpster and I hired her on the spot.