Okay we all know I fucking love anal, and I might not have mentioned it before, but I have this little fetish… I love putting all type of strange toys and objects into my pussy and ass. I think there is some type of thrill I must get out of you telling me to put all these strange things into my ass, and then you loving to hear my scream in pain in pleasure as I shove in in there! The other day I first shoved my 12 inch dildo up my ass, which hurt because I didn’t have the much lube to work with, but at the same time I fucking loved it too! Then I was walking around my house trying to decide what else I could shove up there… And I saw a couple things I could maybe see myself shoving right on up there. The wine bottle from the night before, that interesting lamp…but something else caught my attention. It was a black and white vase, quite large actually. I was not sure if I could truly put that thing in me…but after looking at it for a minute; I knew I just had to try. I went into my bedroom and lubed up my asshole and the vase… I was getting scared and excited. I figured the best way to get this thing in me was to sit on it, so I positioned myself ready for it. This vase did not want to go in, but I had already decided that I wanted it to fill my ass up, so you can imagine the screams and moans; the neighbors were probably worried. If you want to hear all the dirty details about just how good and also painful it was to shove this huge vase up my ass then get to calling me and maybe I can find something else strange to shove up there just for you.
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I will put anything in my ass!
Little Do You Know…
I am so glad you saw my profile on the internet. When I got your messages, I knew you weren’t who you said you were, but when you told me what you could get me, I just didn’t care. I know letting a freak like you play with my tight pussy for a few hours is a small price to pay for enough weed to keep me smiling for a week. I figure as long as you show up with the dope, I can fuck you no matter what you look like or how old you are. Hell, with as horny as I am I might just fuck you even if you don’t bring it.
You showed up right on time, and I was right – you are at least twice my age, maybe even more. My little cunt starts to heat up knowing you get off on tricking girls like me. Little did you know I hadn’t expected anything else. You showed me the baggie, but when I reached for it, you pulled it back. You wanted “paid” first, and I was okay with that. I invited you in and took you to my room. You told me to strip and to call you “daddy” from now on. I got on the bed and lifted my skirt to show you my little body.
I saw your hard cock raging as you tossed the baggie on the nightstand. You climbed in bed behind me and grabbed me hard. You told me I was going to do whatever you wanted. I pretended to resist – because I know thats how to please a man like you. I pulled away and you yanked me back hard and slapped me. My pussy was dripping at this point as you rammed your fingers deep inside. You started pounding my tight cunt with all your strength as you held my head back by my hair. I loved being taken by you… but I kept up the fight like the good little whore I am.
Big Dick Sucker for Sale
Being a big dick sucker is a great asset when you are as high as I am half the time. And when word gets around about how you can swallow a huge cock, you becum quite an asset. He didn’t care how about anything other then winning. He had never lost anything, at least not in his mind, that was worth keeping. And when I met him, I had no idea he intended me to be his prize. We had a bad habit in common and so inevitably acquired the same provider of goods. I of course was pretty busy earning my candy. I was being fed my cock and coke when he offered to pay my debt. Now my supplier loved my blow jobs quite a bit and informed him that he would have to pay quite a bit of cash to purchase my holes. He obviously did not care about price and soon after he was dragging my half conscious body to his car.
He drove for a bit, then parked. I was still groggy and half awake when my car door opened. He was saying something I could not understand. He obviously got irritated with my condition and slapped my face, hard. The sting of his open hand seemed to trigger something and I found myself sitting in sopping wet panties. He read my reaction well and slapped me a second time, this time much harder. Again my body betrayed me and he seemed to like it. He pulled his dick out and forced it into my mouth. I started to suck his thick cock and soon he was tearing off my shirt. He bought me and he intended to use me as he saw fit. He had his whore, and a punching bag too. His thing was ass to mouth. He loved watching a whore suck her own ass juice off a dick, and he told me he really hoped he had a good shitty cock for me to clean. Bending me over the hood of his car he took my ass right then and there. Tore it open almost as I felt that manhood of his enter my shit hole with no lube. Boy I was in for one hell of a sore ass and bad taste in my mouth that day. But it was nice to get out of the crack house for once. And this guy had a nice baggy for me.
Cleaning Up My Mess!
It’s almost too easy. I can spot their a boys fetish by the books he’s reading in my favorite fucking spot between the shelves. “The history of LGBT women in the Americas” his book said. So I asked him if he’d like to see me eating the pussy of our intern and his dick was raging, almost bursting out of the zipper on his jeans. I didn’t have to say anything else to get him to bend me over and fuck me against the stacks. He fingered my asshole while fucking my pussy which was such a huge turn on. The only problem was that we made such a huge mess that I was going to have to clean up afterwards. Do you know how long it takes me to organize this section every day? Still it was so worth it, and I only have my slutty nature to blame for how disorganized this place is every day.
Happy Earth Day!
I am all for national holidays, believe you me. Especially today, it is earth day! And what do we do? We celebrate the many chemicals that come from nature. Even the ones that are toxic to nature! And what better way to celebrate the earth after you ingest or inhale the earth? Yes, you get high and then you fuck. Now I know it sounds like what I do every day, but who the fuck cares! On earth day I do so much more .. most of my guys make the herb really concentrated and dank for me. They know how to get me high and horny. When I get the special “Earth Day” special it really is an anything goes type of thing. Shit last year I woke up on a cum and urine soaked mattress with three thick black guys shoving their cocks in my mouth and cunt. I had no idea how long I had been there, and I had no idea how I had gotten there. Last thing I remember is being smoked out in the parking lot of the card room. And hours later being used and violated. I could feel cum being fucked out of my pussy as they rammed their dicks inside of me. Thinking back on that night, I could not wait to get my hands on another stash. I bet you would love to party with a whore like me! I’ll be up all night baby!
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Blonde Phone Sex Fun with a Dirty Cougar
Blonde phone sex whores have more fun! I may be blonde, but I’m not dumb. I know when a young stud wants some cougar cunt. My daughter’s young buff boyfriend stopped by to see her, knowing she was at school. He acted like he had a blonde moment, but I knew he was there to see me, not her. My daughter is a hot blonde too, but let’s face it, a young girl does not have the experience of a cougar. Her boyfriend was in need of some down and dirty fun without games, snuggling or boring “how was your day honey conversations.” Turns out I was in need of no strings attached hardcore fucking and boy batter.
“My daughter and I share everything, even cock,” I informed Jason. That was all I needed to say before his pants were around his ankles and his hard thick shaft was in his hand. My pretty pink dress suddenly became just cloth around my belly, as I started blowing him with such expertise he thought my mouth was a vacuum cleaner. “You need to teach her this move,” he said. It was my “Python Blowjob.” I just very slowly swallowed his dick down my throat inch by inch—like a python swallows its prey—while massaging his cock with my tongue. When I reached the base of his dick, I flicked my warm wet tongue on his nutsack, like a snake. See I’m no dumb blonde, I scored an A in the art of fellatio.
My head techniques got Jason rock hard. So strong, he hoisted me up in the air to fuck me standing up. I bounced up and down his cock creaming all over his thick dick. My daughter is lucky to have a boy friend who can fuck like a porn star, and has a cock worthy of one too. He wanted to show off his sexual prowess, so we fucked in all sorts of positions. “You’re a blonde sex goddess,” he moaned as he fucked my ass reverse cowgirl style. He tried to have another blonde moment when he just slipped his dick in my ass by accident. Lucky for him, I love my backdoor pounded and my asshole can handle even his sizable cock.
We were fucking on the couch when my daughter came home early from school. I thought she would be mad that I had not told her I turned her boyfriend into my boy toy. She stripped naked and joined us. “Two blondes are better than one,” she said. Jason could not have agreed more. It was pretty hot sharing him with my baby girl. I taught her my Python move, and when he came in her mouth, we snowballed his seed. Jason was able to get hard again quickly. Young bucks like him rarely have stamina issues and they require such little down time. Why do you think cougars love the young boys? The highlight for me was eating his cum out of my daughter’s twat while he fucked my ass. She got to, of course, suck his seed out of my asshole.
Two blondes are double your fun. When they are a kinky mommy daughter duo, well, that’s just heaven. Give me a call and see why blondes have more fun. And check out all the other blonde whores available to get dirty with you.
Book Worms!
Boys in the sexuality section of the library are like bugs caught in my fly trap. The can just smell my sweet nectar and can’t help but be lured in. I’ve even set up a specialty wrack on the shelves in the section so I can have good handle bars for the eventually fucking I’ll get. They’re already hard by the time a show up so having quickies is perfect. They all say the same thing, too. “Ms. Hazel, I had no idea you…” and before they can even get the next words out of their mouth I’ve got their stiff cock in my hands. I’ve even arranged the aisles to make a perfect little fuck room and I think the boys know it. They’ll wait around “reading” for hours waiting to cum on this innocent looking young lady. “The smart type” they’ll say, and a smart girl is what they want. I handle dicks like a scientist.
Treat Me Like Pig!
Finally I found someone to fuck me into the dirty and smear mud on my pussy to defile this whore body like it deserves. Let me tell you, he just simply degraded me. He fucking slapped my tits and railed me right out back of the truck stop where anyone could have walked up on us. It was so fucking nasty. I loved it. He wanted to turn me into one of his barnyard piggies like he was used to banging back home. I even got dirt in my cunt again which is a pain to clean up but while it’s happening I just love the raw and gritty feeling of a literal dirty cock in my snatch. He put his thumb in my ass and used my back as a grip while he man-handled me into ground. The fucking grass and rocks mixed with his cum inside of my mouth after he came into my open mouth. I actually had to eat dirt after taking his load in my mouth!
Give me that Dick!
I’m back on the CB today trying to find someone who’s not a total fucking loser for once. I just wish these guys over the radio can see my bikini top and my ass just peaking out of my favorite cut off shorts. When I don’t wear panties (which I practically never do) you can totally see my pussy. You would think asking strangers if they want to empty their balls on my tits would get me some attention. Even at my favorite stop these days the guys driving in and out just won’t fucking go hard and dirty enough for what I want. How hard is it to get a guy to slap a girl begging for a dick in her ass? Just fucking cum on me and call me out on being the slut that I really am. Why isn’t it that the second they hear my voice over their speaker that just want to shut me the fuck up by choking me with their cocks?