Being a big dick sucker is a sure fire way to warm an old broad up on a chilly day. Especially if that dick is a big black cock. Something about those anacondas that just warms every inch of my body. Yes, I love black cocks and I cannot lie; so today when I woke up to frigid temperatures, I knew just where to go. The Loves truck stop off route 66. All the black truckers hang out there, and well, you know truckers. Any port in the storm will do. I could be some skanky looking two tons of fun old whore and those cocks would line up for my fuck holes. Luckily, I am a skinny hot old blonde cougar so those niggers couldn’t wait to give me their personal loads. I got in the back of my favorite black trucker’s cab and started chugging black trucker cock. They skull fucked this cougar whore like they hadn’t gotten a blowjob since the 70s. I swear from the moment the first big black dick hit my lips to the time my belly was full of cum, I felt warmer than I had in a long time. That’s the power of black cock. Luckily, I always know where to go to score the biggest and blackest dicks in town.
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Make me break that Resolution.
His cock tasted so good that I forgot all about my New year’s Resolution. What was I thinking? No more sucking strange cocks. Right!!!! That’s like asking me to give up air or water. I’ve been sucking cock since I was just a brat in a schoolgirl outfit. I wake up every day wondering what kind of cock life will be sending me that day. Cock juice is like caffeine. And I do love a good cup. Being on my knees, worshipping a thick, meaty jerky stick is one of life’s joys to me. My pussy aches when I see a bulge. I want it and I usually get it. I’m a shameless whore when I see one I want. I once blew a man in a dressing room while his wife waited outside. I’ve left my dates waiting in clubs while I got me some fuck sauce in the bathroom. And don’t get me started on BBC. I’m like a whore on crack when it comes to black!!!
Don’t you just love a dirty little cocksucker? Let me describe in detail how I would pull every last drop of jizz from your throbbing dick. You will almost feel my soft lips caressing your nuts as I rub my pussy and share my expertise with you. I have some great roleplays in mind to keep it hot. Bring me that hot, creamy load and make me break my resolution one more time!!! I’m open wide and hungry for you, lover.
Trailer Park Whore Has a Cum Filled Cunt
Trailer park whore is one of the many pet names my brats have for me. They know me so well. I’m that rode hard put away wet kind of woman your momma warned you about. Trashy, easy and nothing but trouble. Mommas need to learn that the more they warn their sons about me, the more they crave me. There is this single mom in my trailer park who has a stick up her ass. She has issued a crusade against me. Trying to get me kicked out of the trailer park for “moral turpitude.” I had to look it up. But essentially it means she thinks I go against the moral standards of our community. Bitch please. This is a trailer park not a gated community. We are a community of gang bangers, druggies, welfare whores, breeding sluts and criminals. If anyone goes against the morals of our trailer park, it is her with her high and mighty attitude.
I decided to teach the bitch a lesson by fucking her son. I have seen that awkward pimply faced brat checking out my goodies. I bet he has rubbed a few out thinking of this sexy old cougar. I saw him get off the school bus the other day. I knew his righteous bitch of a mama was still at work, so I cornered him and invited him over for some MILF and cookies. He wanted my cookies all right. Popped a chubby in his school pants. Tried to shift around to no avail to make it go down. Only one way to get rid of that I informed him as I was unzipping his pants to get my hands on his teen package. He came in my hand before his dick even reached my mouth.
I made that geeky boy a man and taught his bitch of a mother a little lesson. At his age, he got hard again in a heartbeat and showed some lasting power. He gave me a cum filled cunt which I took a selfie of and texted it too his mama with the message, “Look how pretty my cougar pussy looks filled with your son’s cum.” Mothers, take a bit of advice from me. The more you warn your boys about women like me, the more they are gonna want women like me. And this old cougar never passes up young spunk in her fuck holes.
Dirty Phone Sex Whores
Dirty phone sex can mean so many things with a trashy whore like me. But, this weekend, dirty meant bloody. My middle daughter became a woman. This is a very special thing in my family because the day of a girl’s period means she can be bred. Her young ripe pussy is ready to be impregnated. We had a little family celebration. Things got messy. But, I like messy. I buried my face in her red cunt and licked that sweet flow into my mouth. We joked that we were vampires. I kissed her with my red stained lips so she could taste how sweet she was as a woman. She is at the age that I was when I first got knocked up. My parents were so happy because they could breed me; use my young body for profit. I don’t need the money like my parents did. I just think it’s hot to impregnate young girls. Bet you do too.
The entire family joined in. Her siblings and her daddy helped me play with her period blood. The first menstruation blood is special. We body painted in it; licked it off her body; collected it in vials to save like wedding cake. We did look like blood thirsty vampires, but a woman’s first period blood is sacred. All the boys in the house, three brothers and a daddy, fucked her sweet womanly bloody womb. She came so hard. A woman always cums harder on her period. Now that she is officially a woman, I will start advertising her young cunt for breeding. So many men love to knock up a young girl. I can keep the baby or sell the baby, either is fine. I just want her pregnant. Her older sister has already had two brats.
Maybe you would like to impregnate my daughter? Make me an offer.
His Big Cock
I had heard rumors about his cock. How big it is. How he will rip a bitch open with no regard. How he likes to hurt a whore with his super sized fuck stick. I thought it was all bull shit. Over exaggeration. I figured he was just one of those guys that likes it rough and most girls can’t handle that. For me it was a challenge and I had to find out for myself. I finally got the chance last night and let me tell you I have never seen a dick that big. And I have seen my fair share of cock. I was drooling with wanting to feel that horse cock inside my pussy. he didn’t disappoint me. He ripped my fucking cunt wide opened and I loved every minute of it. He took me like the slut that I am.
Big Dick Sucker Trailer Park Whore
As a big dick sucker, I decided to ring in the new year with as many fucking big dicks as I could find. When everyone in your trailer park knows you are a sure thing whore, it isn’t difficult to find a bunch of guys down to gang bang even an old cougar whore like me. All you need is one guy and he brings a shit load of friends with him. That’s what happened last night. I was blowing this one guy who lives in the trailer park. Nice cock on him too. He started fucking my ass doggy style and texting his friends to come over and fuck me too. Before he even came up my ass, about 10 more guys were waiting their turn with the trailer trash whore. My holes are open for all cocks 24/7. The more the merrier I say. We did some lines of coke. I sucked on a bunch of cocks. Then I just bent over and let the boys take whatever hole they wanted. Sometimes two cocks went into a whole at a time. The sensation of all that cum running out of my fuck holes made me insatiable. I wanted more cock. More cum. So those ten boys texted some of their friends, and soon my trailer looked like a porn studio. The beauty of being a cum dumpster is you can fucking go all night long and you are never at a loss for finding men.
Live Phone Sex Resolutions
Live phone sex is perfect on New Year’s Eve. Ring in the new year with your favorite phone sex slut. Every year I make resolutions I never seem to keep like exercising more, eating healthier, being nicer to people. I think Facebook and society in general make us feel like we have to do these silly ass cookie cutter resolutions no one ever keeps anyway. So this year, I decided I would make ones I knew I could actually keep. Wanna know what they are?
- I promise that in 2016, I will find more dirty old men to pimp out my brats too because it makes me so happy to see them get violated. And, a happy mommy lives a better and longer life.
- I promise to eat more girl cunnie and suck more boy cock in 2016 because cum does this body good. Plus, if I take a few creamy loads of boy batter and girl goo to the face daily, I will save quite a bit on Botox. Cum is a hidden beauty secret.
- I promise to get my girls who can get pregnant knocked up in 2016 because young girls need to learn how to be contributing members of their families. It builds good character and helps keep families off of welfare. I can make a mint off of breeding my little sluts.
- I promise to throw my husband a bone more often in 2016 because a happy husband means a happy wife who never has to worry about getting her allowance cut off.
- I promise to read more in 2016. Just kidding. I promise to watch more pornography so I can never be at a loss as to what dirty sex acts I can engage my young ones in. A family that plays together, stays together and this trashy MILF is all about dirty family values.
Want to help me keep my resolutions this year?
Party hard on New year’s Eve
Every new Year’s Eve , it’s the same old thing for most of us. We go out for a good time. Maybe get us some end of year cock. I know that final blow job should end in a ball-dropping explosion. I dance my ass ass off with some friends, but things get all freaky. I always seem to end up missing my clothes by morning or wake up at some orgy where cum soaked pussies and limp, crusty dicks are everywhere, fueled by the alcoholic lust. I wonder how many dudes had their dicks in me and how much cum I swallowed. My throat is sore from the drugs and the dick action. I wouldn’t change a thing though. I’m gonna do my drugs, drink that Jager, and get all of the fuckmeat that I can handle, cause life takes its toll. In a few years we all end up spending the New year in sweats, watching the Dick Clark special (cause that’s the only dick we’ll get) and sipping non-alcoholic grape fizzy with the brats.
So, I’m getting mine now before it’s too late. Make sure you find a DD though. Being dead is not cool.
Happy New Year, fuckers. How about one last phone fuck before the ball drops?
Cum Guzzling Slut and Her Trashy MILF Friends Have a Merry Christmas
My son and daughter were home for Christmas. We did the gift exchange thing this morning, then my daughter went off to score us some coke so we could have some family fun. Well, while she was gone a few of my girl friends stopped by with some cookies, but really they just wanted to give my son their MILF and cookies. He loves to play with my friends. He has been getting his rod sucked by cougar sluts for awhile now. He loves his cum guzzling slut mommy and his friends, so he stripped down to feed his favorite old bitches their favorite treat. My son has an amazing cock. He has enough cum to give his trashy MILF momma and her two trailer park whore friends. As he was spreading his seed all over our faces, my daughter came home with the party supplies so we could play all night. My daughter was jealous we slurped on her brother’s cock without her. We did a few lines while she took a turn, resuscitated his dick back to life so we could all fuck him. Coke and cock, the best Christmas gifts ever.