Category: Trashy milf

Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fucking This blonde fucking whore was a dirty soccer mom this morning. My daughter is a nanny. She was going to be late getting her little charge to his soccer practice because she partied too late last night. She is not quite the seasoned party whore her mama is; at least not yet. I told her I would drive him to school. I didn’t mind. Young boys in little shorts getting all aggressive? Fuck yes. That show was foreplay for me. Watching those little guys get all hot and sweaty got me all hot and bothered. While they were in the locker room cleaning up after practice, I snuck in so I could see all those young peckers. I got busted by the coach. He didn’t seem surprised. I guess I just scream trashy MILF. He wasn’t happy either, so I blew him. Men can’t resist head from any woman, especially not a dirty old cougar who can suck the polish off silver. The coach struggled being quite as I was giving him the best head of his life. My daughter’s charge and his team mates came to see what the fuss was about. One boy said to Ian, “Isn’t that your babysitter?” He responded proudly, “That’s her mom. Isn’t she great?” All the boys lined up behind their coach. They wanted their cocks sucked too. Now the coach had a decent dick. It was bigger and thicker than any of the boy’s young wieners, but it was hairy. I like hairless cocks and balls. I know I am a pervert, but it is the naughty aspect of blowing young boys that turns me on. The taste of their boy batter is pretty yummy. Their nuts smell good too. I satisfied the fuck out of the coach. Enough so that he didn’t give a rat’s ass about me blow banging his soccer team.  I think I need to become a nanny to a very young boy!

Gangbang Whore Daydreams

Gangbang whoreLast fall, baby girl convinced me to attend the local convention, and we had so much fun! Well, this time, she’s decided she wants to go to the local renaissance faire, and I can’t tell her no. Especially when she’s actually straightened up her act and is making her grades in school. I’m going to pull out my warrior princess outfit again, and hope that they find it acceptable. If things go well, and heavens above know I hope they do, I’ll have half the people in that place panting after my sexy little ass, and baby girl’s too. Just thinking about it, I’m picturing a great hall filled with people, and baby girl and I surrounded by men and women who are highly attracted to us. I can just imagine them all pushing the food out of the way to lay us out on the table and take turns eating, rubbing, sucking, and fucking our tight, wet cunts. I envision them pouring gravies and sauces on us, stuffing our cunts with turkey legs or chunks of meat that they’ll eat out of us, and then fucking our greasy, sloppy wet pussies. I can just see them flipping us around and sliding dick after dick into our mouths and hot boxes, and filling us so full of cum that we just DRIP for hours!! Ohh, I cannot WAIT for this to go down!!

Trashy MILF Trailer Orgy

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF.  If other women don’t know how to have fun, well I do. I never pass up an opportunity to get dirty and party. A friend invited me to her Oscar party last night. Now, this was no swank affair.  It was a trailer park party. It was just an excuse to drink, do coke and fuck. She is a stripper mommy, so she invited some girls from the club. I invited my son and daughter. I love to party with them. I actually love having folks watch me get wildly inappropriate with them. This stripper mom is a total whore, but she won’t fuck her son. She will gangbang a bunch of strangers for some cash, but draws the line at doing her own boy? I decided she needed to see me fuck my son to realize how hot it is to  fuck your own offspring. My son knows she is fond of wine, so he put a bunch of Spanish Fly in the bottle.

phone sex lineThe party was already going when we arrived. People were doing lines of coke off the coffee table. After a glass of my wine, the ladies were blowing cock too. When in Paris, right? I unzipped my son’s pants so I could show those whores how to really have fun. My friend’s son was there watching me blow my boy. I knew that look he had too. It was the , “I wish you were my mommy,” look. My daughter took care of him.  I think the Spanish Fly kicked in with our host, because she was soon pushing my daughter off of her son’s cock so she could blow him. Wicked hot to see her finally being a true dirty whore. We didn’t watch the Oscars. We just had a trailer park orgy. My phone sex line is always open for taboo fun. Just like my legs

Freaky Phone Sex with a Blasphemous Bitch

freaky phone sexFreaky phone sex stories are the best to share. Freaky is in the eye of the beholder of course. I mean what is freaky to you might be regular sexual escapades for me. I know I  love hardcore anal and lots of cum as in bukkae cum, but some of my female friends would never  engage in either. One of the freaky things I like to do is fuck my pussy and ass with crosses.  I am a blasphemous bitch I guess.  I never was in a church as a little girl. I was a prisoner of my parent’s trailer; a sex slave until my husband rescued me. Now he didn’t rescue me for religious reasons. I wasn’t saved for God. He wanted a kinky wife who would birth him brats to fuck and pimp out. I was saved to be a trashy MILF! But, he did take me to church on occasion because he said it was good for his reputation as a legitimate business man to be seen at church on occasion. The first time he took me, I was high as a kite. My coke was laced with PCP, so I was extra freaky. I grabbed one of the crosses off the wall and fucked myself with it. Now, I didn’t do it in front of the congregation. I didn’t jeopardize my husband’s wheeling and dealing. I did, however, do it in front of some little ones in a Sunday school room. I gave them a lesson on how Mary was a whore.  You should have seen their faces! Little ones need those kinds of eye opening, honest lessons. Don’t you agree? Every now and again, I make a church appearance to fuck my cunt with a cross, but I do it at home regularly in front of my own brood. They love the fact that their momma is a nasty freak. What is freaky to you? Maybe you can teach me about a new freaky fetish?

Fun at the doctors office

I’m at the doctors office with my brats and of course they are taking forever. I step out of the room  to see what’s going on and I hear giggles from the bathroom. When I open the door, I see the doctor butt-ass naked with a young nurse. They instantly start getting dressed and beg me not to tell anyone. I tell them that the only way I wouldn’t tell is if they let me join, oh and not to have to pay this time. Without a word, they walk over to me and both start taking my clothes off; pawing at me like a play toy. She starts to kiss me and it quickly gets steamy, we’re really going at it. I bend down and start to lick her sweet, young cunt.

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She starts to moan so loud that the doctor puts his hands over her mouth to keep her quiet. I’m licking her clit, shoving my fingers inside her tight hole.  I pull her the floor and the doctor stands over her and put his cock in her mouth, she sucks on it greedily. I want some of his hard cock too, I gently put his engorged balls in my mouth. We take turns shoving his hard cock down our throats. He says that he can’t take it anymore..He fucks me first. Shoving his rod inside deep, he flicks his thumb on my clit. I erupt with such pleasure, covering his cock in my thick cum. She hurries over to lick it all off. She buries her head in my pussy. Licking my clit, sticking her fingers inside, fucking me with them. He sucks on my titties, pinching my hard nipples. He picks her ass up in the air and fucks her while she’s still eating my wet cunt. As we all rock back and forth to a rhythm, the door flings open! Standing in the doorway is all of the other doctors and nurses as well as the patients.  

White Trash Phone Sex with Beverly

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex describes a call with me perfectly. I can class up in appearance, but I struggle to act the part of the prude or socialite. I was at a fundraiser last night with a friend. She won tickets to the local Humane Society shindig on the radio. I like animals. Wink wink. So, I told her I would go with her. I thought worst case scenario,  I had some free drinks and food. I was not out any money. Perhaps, I would meet a wealthy sugar daddy. Of course at my age, a sugar daddy would have to be ancient with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. I gussied myself up in a hot pink body clinging dress. I tried not to look like a trailer trash whore, but it kind of exudes from my skin. My friend dresses up better than me, well she classes up better I should say. We hob knobbed with the local elite, but I found them all boring as fuck. I went into the kitchen to see if I could find some young guys to party with me. It was a sea of hot brown men. I am a Latin lover. They have nice cocks usually. Plus they like to party. While my friend was pretending to be a socialite, I was  doing lines of coke with the help. Oh, and I was sucking cock and getting finger banged. I was sitting on the kitchen island, my legs spread wide with a shit ton of brown fingers going in and out of my bald snatch. I was creaming all over the appetizers being served to the fundraiser guests. My special sauce I guess. I wanted more than fingers, so I was a gangbang whore in the kitchen. After my cunt was filled with cum and I was high as a kite, I went back to the fundraiser. I started blowing the men and eating the women. Suddenly, the swank event got interesting.

Crack Whore Anal Slut

crack whore analI have this crack whore anal slut friend.  She is addicted to anal sex as much as crack.  She is not the typical crack addict either. She is quite stunning. Tall, exotic with a body of a model. She has yet to birth any brats, which is hard to imagine with as much fucking as she has done. She says it’s because guys only cum in her ass. She asked me for some help recently. Not a loan or helping with a move or any of the typical things friends ask friends to do. She wanted help preparing for an ass sex porn. She is getting paid a large sum to take 100 black guys in her ass for a local porn director. I was impressed she would take that on. Besides ending up an anal cum dumpster, she would likely have her shit box ruined. I never say no to a friend, however, so I got out the biggest dildos I owned to help my friend be a better anal whore. I already devised a plan for her. The shoot is in a week, so we will be daily fucking for hours with huge dildos, including my big black kong so that her ass is conditioned  properly to handle cocks 8 inches and bigger. In addition, the day before, I will administer an enema so her shitter is clean.  My husband has a friend who is  big time porn producer, he informed us that all the porn stars do a Fleet enema before an anal gang bang. I want my bestie to be the best anal porn whore she can be. So for day one of preparations, I fucked her with 8 different dildos. I had her on all fours with her hot ass in the air so I could go back and forth between toys. After a couple hours, I wanted some fun too so we used a double sided dildo so I could be an anal sex whore too.

Big Dick Sucker Bev

big dick suckerI am a big dick sucker so I am always on the prowl for big dicks to put in my mouth. I guess I have a major oral fixation.  I have a new neighbor in the trailer next to me. It is a rental. A single mom and her son, or so I thought. When I went to be neighborly and check things out, I discovered he was not her son, just her boy toy lover 26 years her junior. She was my new hero. I flat out told her that too. I have fucked a lot of young boys, even my own son, but I have never had a young lover shack up with me. I need to rethink that. We drank some Mad Dog together, did a few lines then she asked me if I wanted to have a threesome. Fuck yes. I love threesomes; but one with a trashy mommy like me and her young lover? That just screamed me.I just new he had to be hung like a porn star. I was right too. We both took turns sucking his big dick, but then we ended up both on his cock because there was more than enough to go around. That young man was in heaven. Not one cougar, but two. He called us mommy which added to the hotness of the encounter. He turned me into an anal cum dumpster when he fucked my ass too. I guess we got him all worked up so his balls were full enough to drop a load in his girlfriend’s twat and my hot ass. I of course am a cum whore, so I buried my tongue in her hot MILF ass and cleaned her up. I am going to love my new neighbors. Her boyfriend already sent my pic to several of his friends. It pays to be neighborly.

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Druggy Porn Cougar

druggy pornDruggy porn is all I make. Why? Because I am always fucking high. I love my coke. My momma gave me my first taste as a young girl. She wanted me high as a kite when one of her john’s fucked my tiny virgin pussy. I felt no pain. I didn’t even question what he was doing or why. I just wanted more coke. Coke gave me no inhibitions. It has allowed me to be a fucking dirty whore all my life. Very little I haven’t tried. Nothing I wouldn’t try except maybe snuff. Try that and you can’t try anything else ever again! Anyway, I went to see Chris Rock perform with some girlfriends last night. We weren’t the only white chicks there, he is fucking Chris Rock after all. But some brothers did take interest in us. Duh. We looked like trailer trash whores. Black guys love a trashy MILF. These weren’t gang banger guys either. These were classy brothers who wanted to fuck some trashy cougars. I don’t care if high class or low class, big black dicks are always welcome in my whore holes. We went to their hotel with them after the show. This was not a Super 8 either. They were in a fancy penthouse suite. I did lines of blow off a marbled bar. I also did lines off my friend’s pussy. We got gang banged by a band of brothers. Educated, wealthy, hung brothers. All married with sports cars and picket fences I am sure. But they didn’t fuck us like classy guys. They fucked us like gang bangers. Pulled our hair, gagged our mouths, smacked our asses and came all over our faces. It was a fucking hot time. We spent the night and got a fine breakfast in bed this morning. I’m not use to such royal treatment from brothers or anyone. I think I need to start picking up brothers at the theater or something lol! Even sophisticated men like a dirty whore.

Trailer Trash Whore Gets Banged!

I hadn’t heard from him in quite some time, so when he called asking me to come over while baby girl was at school, I was there! Instead of inviting me inside, he invited me to relax on his front porch, telling me that it was lovely weather for us to catch up. He brought out a couple of glasses of tea, and a plate of veggies for us to share as we caught up, but I knew he was hot and bothered, just as I was. We both played along for a bit, though, before I couldn’t take it anymore. I saw the smirk when I finally gave in, he had been waiting for me to make the first move. I dropped to my knees, right there on his front porch, and I started giving him the best blow job I could manage. His cock down my throat, his balls in my hands, fingers working at his ass-hole. After several minutes of that, when his ball sack was full and hard, and his cock was stiff as fuck, he pushed me off of him and down onto the floor. I thought he’d fuck me then, but he grabbed something from behind him. Trailer trash whoreWhen he pulled it out and showed it to me, I saw a nice, large cucumber, and I knew what was coming. He knelt over me, sucked one nipple into his mouth from above my blouse, and worked that cucumber over my clit and along my slit under my skirt. He shoved that cucumber up into me, and started working it in and out, driving me wild with it. When I thought I couldn’t take anymore, and was going to explode, he pulled that out and put his dick inside me in its place. That fullness did it; I came hard, all around him, as he started thrusting in and out of my throbbing pussy hard. We both came not long after that, and just lay there together for a bit. I sure did miss him!