The beauty of live phone sex is that it is unpredictable. I was on a call last night. It was a long one. Both me and my caller were doing a lot of blow, which makes me wilder and hornier than usual. I had a house full of folks too. My family knows what I do for my honest money. My brats and my husband all think it is pretty hot that I am a phone sex whore. Often they listen in, masturbate, get some second hand thrills, especially on long calls when they feel neglected. I was in the kitchen last night because I was drinking wine and snacking. Coke gives me the munchies. So does pot, but with blow, I want chocolate. I was sprawled out on the kitchen island, sharing incest stories with my caller, when I felt someone licking my pussy. It felt pretty amazing. I was making sexy moaning noises which my caller found extra hot. He assumed I was masturbating as he was telling me about the little itty bitty cunnie he was violating nightly. Honestly, I was about to stick my hand in my panties when someone beat me to it with their tongue. I went to palm the back or his or her head, assuming it was one of my naughty slutkins. Unless one of my brats needed to shave his or her back desperately, it was not one of them. It was our four legged baby. I was so high, I failed to realize that I was sitting on a peanut butter sandwich I had made earlier. The peanut butter had spread up into my ass and cunt. My furry baby loves peanut butter treats. To her, my pussy and ass was one big wet creamy peanut butter treat. I didn’t stop her. It felt pretty amazing having her lap on my swollen clit while I got high and talked about family fucking. That is the beauty of live adult chat. You can be having furry friends phone sex too and not even realize it!
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Pierced and Pounded
For years I had my body pierced. I loved the way it felt when a new stud was pushed into a fresh hole. When I got my clit pierced, I loved the feel of a cock sliding back and forth causing me pain. Plus I could put rings into the piercing which allowed me to indulge in some totally kinky bondage sex. My lover would hook chains between my tits and clit. When he was ready to cum, he’d yank them hard and the pain would send me over the edge too. A couple of times, I had my piercings torn wide open by a violent lover. The most painful was when my clitty hood was almost ripped off. The chain had come loose from my tits and caught on the carpet. The force of the niggas thrusts pushed me across the floor, ripping me. He wouldn’t stop though as he was so fucking turned on by my pain. I needed a lot of drugs that night after he was done banging my bloody cunt. He thought I’d just got my period, the dumb fucker.
You can never have too many piercings. I really want to have my tongue pierced again. Of course, after a night of whoring and too many blow jobs, my poor licker would be swollen and bloody. Has anyone ever gotten their asshole pierced? I think that would be an amazing feeling every time I took a shit or had a dick shoved in my turd hole.
Trashy MILF Pissing Sex Lessons
In the summer time, I like to school my brats with some trashy milf lessons. They go to the best private schools in our community. I was not raised so well. But, I learned all sorts of things in my trailer park as a young school girl they just don’t teach in private school. It is important that my girls understand that men have varied fetishes and kinks. Today’s lesson was on toilet play. I explained to my daughter that some men enjoy being pissed on and some men enjoying being the Alpha dog and pissing on us. To explain this rather common fetish, I had my neighbor assist me. He has been paying me $100 a week for a few years now to piss in his mouth. That is easy money as far as I am concerned. He said he would double it if I could get my teen daughter to do it too, hence my little school lesson today. My brats are motivated by two things: pleasing their parents and money. Usually those things go hand in hand. I always share the money I get from loaning out my brats to dirty adults with them. Up until today, my bratty teen girl never realized there was any place else to piss but a bathroom. I squatted over the neighbor’s mouth and pissed directly into his mouth to demonstrate there are other places to pee. She laughed at him, called him piss boy. She didn’t hesitate to join in either. She squatted over his cock and pissed on it until he was hard. Now that is what I call a pee hard on. He was jacking his cock using my daughter’s piss as lube while gargling with my salty urine. We chugged big glasses of lemonade and covered him in our champagne for hours. She is a total pissing sex whore now.
Masturbating In The Waiting Area
Alone in the waiting room, waiting on you to service my car, I am so horny. You look so sexy with your pants tight across your ass. My pussy is simply on fire as I wonder if the front stretches tight when you become hard. Lost in my own thoughts, my hand wanders into my panties. As I begin to rub myself, my panties become wet. Thinking it will be a while before anyone else comes in since the morning is so early, I slip my pants and panties down. I rub my clit furiously, desperate to get off. Wishing I had something to fill my horny cunt, I look around. My eyes fall on a banana in the snack bowl. I pick it up and put it into my eager pussy. As I settle back in the chair, pleasuring myself, I lose track of time and place. Completely absorbed with getting off with my makeshift toy, I forget to watch for company. I look up and realize you are standing in the doorway, watching me fuck myself with the fruit. I motion for you to come to me. As you do, I open your pants and fish out your cock. You were already hard from watching me masturbate. I briefly suck your cock before telling you to fuck me. I lay back and you enter my wet pussy, filling me so much better than any toy ever could. Being so close, it isn’t long before I am coming. Soon you are flooding my pussy with your hot cum. Luckily, we were presentable before any other customers entered the waiting area. As I paid my bill, you wrote your number down on the invoice, smiling, telling me you would love to spend more time with me when we were able to do it in private. I smile, thinking I just might give you a call.
Drunk Girl Fucking
Have you ever seen a drink girl fucking? What about two? My daughter and I got shit faced drunk this weekend on some fine cans of Natural Ice beer. It is the premier beer choice for trailer park whores. We are proud beer guzzlers too. We don’t need a paper bag to hide our drink of choice and we can out drink any man. We held a beer party at our trailer on Friday night that lasted until yesterday morning. All the guys from the trailer park came by thinking they could drink two little white chicks under the table, but we were the last ones standing. We were also burping fiends. I can chug beer and not puke, but I will out burp any man afterwards. A few men at the party managed to keep up with us whores. We showed them how we multi task. I poke a hole in a beer can, chug the beer while deep throating a hard cock. My daughter puked while attempting this maneuver, but she didn’t pass out. Like the nasty freak she is, she kept blowing the dude’s dick even though she blew junks on his cock. We clean up our messes in this family. I was seeing double, barely standing come Monday morning, but I was still guzzling beer and cum. All the original men who started partying with us had passed the fuck out or gone home, so we had to hustle in some new meat off the street. A couple young guys thought they could take a couple drunk girls. They manhandled my daughter, so I manhandled them. Fucked their asses with a beer bottle. I think they liked it. My memory is a bit patchy from a three day drunk fest, but the shit and blood on the bottles tells me someone’s ass had a good time. Maybe it was mine. All I know is that if you like white trash phone sex, I can out party any man.
My Phone Sex Line is a Dirty Mommy Phone Line
My phone sex line is a dirty mommy phone line. I have a small army of brats. I have been pushing them out since I was a teen girl living in a trailer park in the sticks. Now I live in a gated community but I am still a dirty mommy. Those little brats need to earn their keep just like I did 30 years ago. I was the only daughter so all the responsibility of keeping meth makers and truck drivers sexually satisfied fell on me. I have 6 brats so they get to share in the whore responsibilities. I have something for everyone. Last night, my client wanted young boys. I have three. When I showed him their pictures, he couldn’t decided who he wanted to fuck, so I offered him a special. Buy 2 boys get 1 free deal. He couldn’t pass that up. Could you? You may not think you like little boys, but from behind, it’s all the same at that age as little girls. I packed up the boys and we met our sugar daddy at a hotel off the Ventura Highway. My boys were nervous, so I sedated them with a Benadryl cocktail. It doesn’t knock them out. Just makes them more compliant. They don’t whine about pain as much. I collected the money, then let their benefactor for the evening have his way with my little boys. Some may think that makes me a bad mommy. I think it just makes me a smart mommy. Do you know how much a P man pays for the pleasure of young tight holes? It is win win. I provide a service, they get a service that is black market in the US and don’t get arrested either. They have something on me, I have something on them. Even the playing field and no one gets hurt. Well, maybe my little ones get hurt, but they are young. They heal quickly sitting on a bag of frozen vegetables. Boys not your thing? I got three little girls too. That is 9 fuck holes between t hem all. Who wants to play with my brats?