Live phone sex is the best phone sex. When you call me, I am in my house, often naked with a slew of adult toys to play with as we talk dirty. Technically, my little ones can’t be involved with phone sex, but I have trained them to be quiet little Ninja warriors while mommy is working. Not that I consider what I do really work. It is more like play time. Talk about incest and P stories, get high and masturbate? How is that work? I was talking for hours last night with one of my big party regulars. We were doing lines together and talking about family fucking. He loves to hear my true stories about being a trailer trash whore. Only so long I can keep my brats distracted from my pussy and ass when on a really long call. So I muted my caller for a second and informed my brats they could service me in Ninja Warrior mode. Went back to my caller as my little boys and little girls worshiped my pussy and ass. My caller was fucked up. I was fucked up, but I was making sexy moaning noises that would wake the dead. Now my caller thought I was just super horny talking about my breeding days. He was asking me about all the little ones I had before getting married and leaving my meth head parents in rural West Virginia. Telling stories about fucking for money and breeding turns me on, because I want to start breeding my middle daughter who just started her period and is nice and ripe. However, the majority of my noises were stemming from the fact that I had little ones tonguing my cunt and ass. When your phone sex is live, and your phone sex whore is a trashy milf, anything can happen.
Category: Trailer trash whore
Live Phone Sex with a Trailer Trash Whore: Anything Can Happen
Call Me I Will Be Your Anal Sex Whore
My little asshole really needs some big cock. I need it filled with that sweet fucking cum load. I like that feeling when it pops in my asshole, that slight pain makes my body fucking quiver. I have been sexually neglected lately, and my asshole and cunt needs your cock. I would love if you called me and I could tell you exactly why I am a nasty trailer trash whore. I wanna do some speed and cum for you over and over again. I have many stories that would drive you crazy. They might be a little to dirty for you. I can get really wild and being from the trailer park where my mom showed me how to be a good little slut. So I got lots of stories. Call me and find out 🙂
Nothing Like a Little Cream-Filled Donut
Oh, baby…Let me tell you what happened to ME today! I went to the local donut shop at 4 this morning, since I pulled a late night and wound up with a hankering for a cream-filled donut. I got that cream-filled donut and so much more!! The guy cooking the donuts happened to glance up as I was finishing up my transaction, and I noticed him. He noticed me, too; those pristine blue eyes glazing over with immediate lust. He wound up “accidentally” dropping the cream filling and donut batter bowls simultaneously, then asked his associate to go grab more of the ingredients he needed for another batch. It would take her a while, and it was still too early for too much business. He invited me back, and I entered that restricted area. He bent me over in that cream on the floor and he fucked me senseless. He licked the cream off of me, too. It was an AMAZING time!! I left with a LOT more than I paid for, including 4 extra donuts, 2 of which I gave to a couple of friends later today.
White Trash Phone Sex
White trash phone sex is my specialty, but that includes a lot of shit. Essentially men come to me for the nasty things their wives won’t do. I am the kind of woman who enjoys the shit nice respectable woman find vulgar. I like vulgar. I think I was born vulgar. I was at the mall this morning. I had on a short skirt and a tight half top with stripper heels. The Prada shoes and purse, not to mention the huge ass rock on my hand should have told the young bitches I giving me the stinky eye that I had more money than they could hope for. They started slut shaming me; they even went as far as to suggest I shop at the ghetto mall. I laid into them. Pretty much tore them a new asshole. They were out of their fucking minds not to mention league trying to make me feel bad or out of place. I don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks. That is the beauty of being a white trash whore. A few men gathered around to watch me check the teen bitches. It was quite a spectacle, but I love bringing attention to myself. I had the mall turned into a Jerry Springer episode. The men gathered around us must have liked a trailer park whore, because they were rooting for me. As a reward for being on team trashy whore, I blew them in the mall food court; in front of the bitches who watched mortified over me exercising my personal freedom to chug cock. I saved the cum in my mouth, then blew it all over their stuck up faces. “Put that on your Instagram, bitches,” I quipped at them as I walked my skanky ass away. Don’t fuck with a trashy whore.
Loving That Sweet Young Thing’s Salami
Baby girl and I went to the grocery store on Wednesday, only to find salami samples at various points in the store. I thought that was unusual, so I asked the third associate I saw offering the samples what gave. She informed me that it was national salami day, so they were pushing the store’s best salami. That was when I saw him. He walked around the corner with 2 pieces of salami already in hand, and grabbed another 2 from the lady in question. He grinned at me around his chewing, and I knew I was going to take him home with me. He was around baby girl’s age, and his sandy colored hair and green eyes were to die for.
He followed us out to the car and happily helped us ladies to our home with our groceries. We stripped him down and gave him amazing blow jobs before fucking him long and hard on the couch by way of thanks. He wound up spending the night, we wore that poor little dear right out.
Blonde phone sex and Drugs
There is something about Blonde phone sex whores that men seem to love.
It could be that we are air headed, which is sometimes true.
Or that we are sluts, which is usually true.
I think it is mostly though that we know how to have all the fun.
I live my life by fun whether it comes in powder, pipe, pill, joint, or cock form.
My favorite way to take any drug is if fucking is involved. Before, during, or after… Something about that rush of feeling, that altered mental state with overwhelming pleasure.
Who wouldn’t love it?
Would wouldn’t want to snort a line off of a huge black cock before sucking it clean. Letting it stretch your pussy wide as you felt that tingle through your entire body, felt every muscle become sensitive as your heart races, feel him fuck you even harder because he had that same magic white powder as you.
Or what about pot sex, where it’s slow and just wonderful. There are no hurries in the world. Just you, that cock, and the peace of the world.
Or best yet, those little magic pills that set every nerve in the body on over drive. Touching becomes sexual no matter how hard, gentle or where.
Mmm, come get high with me and fuck my bald pussy and pull my blonde hair and remind me of what a dirty slut I really am.
I’ve been a bad girl, you got to fuck it out of me. 😉