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Ive been sick but love eating shit still

Its been a hell of a week. I have been sick and had the shits all week.. But on a positive note I have a paper cup in the bathroom for my special sauce. I have not been able to keep anything down. But what I shit out keeps me nurtured. I love the taste it is tangy. I didn’t think I was going to like diarrhea but its like drinking a smoothie. The only problem is as I sit there shitting out my meal, I get turned on by my asshole trying to squeeze out every ounce and I feel like I am pushing but it hurts cause I have nothing left to shit. I want that last juicy ounce to drink. I must stay hydrated. It would be great if my boyfriend was here and sick with me because then I would just use his asshole like an ice cream dispenser and I would never run out of soft serve.Scat phone sex Auroral

This Trashy MILF Loves a Brown Noser

trashy MILFI’m such a trashy MILF. My oldest girl is having some school issues. I told her to flirt with her teachers. She is a hot teen slut.  What male teacher doesn’t enjoy some Lolita sex? I told her to not wear panties to her English class and sit in the front row. I was betting her grades would improve. They didn’t. In fact I got called to a parent teacher conference with her English teacher. I dislike being on school grounds. I am not classy enough to act like a good concerned parent. I was never even in a public school until I started birthing brats. I got my GED. I wanted to home school my brood but I didn’t pass the home school teacher exam, so now I have to deal with teachers who don’t like jail bait pussy. I went to see her teacher. I was surprised at how young he appeared. We got to talking and it wasn’t just that he looked young, he was young. First year teacher. That explained a lot. Maybe I was more his type, I wondered. I dropped something accidentally on purpose. As I bent over to pick it up, my hot ass was in his face. Before I was even standing back up, I felt his hands grab my thighs as he pulled me into his face. He was sniffing my ass. Dirty boy. I knew how to get my daughter a passing grade in English. I ordered him to sit in his chair. I bent over his desk, hiked my skirt up and exposed my taint to him. He became a bowl of Jell-O, all weak in the knees. What a good brown noser the teacher was for a student’s hot mom. I let him fuck me in the ass. I even licked his shit stick clean for some added fun. I left his classroom an anal cum dumpster. All worth it to make sure my daughter graduates. Some guys like young girls, but some like a dirty old broad.

Live phone sex with Quinn

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I’m sitting in the back of a car while a guy drives me to work as I realize I don’t have the money to pay him for the ride, that’s okay hopefully I can offer him my other services. When we reach my work I explain to him what happened and bent over by his window when I got out to show him a nice view of my tits, “I forgot my money, but I think I have something else to pay you with” he tells me to get back in the car and takes me to some woods near my work. He drags me out of the car and bends me over the hood and begins shoving his hard cock inside my tight little pussy. He then forces me on my knees and guides my head to his cock, making me go as fast as I possibly can up and down. “You’re gonna pay for your ride, you little fucking slut” he says to me as I continue to gag on his cock. He pulls his large dick out of my mouth and jacked off and got his sticky cum all over my face.

Cum Dumpster Cougar

cum dumpsterI was a cum dumpster Super Bowl Sunday. My son had a bunch of friends over to watch the game. I could care less about sports, but I do enjoy entertaining the boys who watch sports. I have this game I play called pussy or pigskin? I like to see if I can distract football watchers with my cougar cunt. Guess what? Hands down, my pussy always wins. Those boys didn’t stand a chance when I started fucking a beer bottle. I was high and drunk and looking for fun. When you have a living room full of teen boys, you have fun. Those nice boys offered me their cocks. I mean wasn’t that so nice of them? They didn’t want my old cougar cunt to feel neglected by football. I didn’t want them to miss the game either, so we compromised. They bent me over the coffee table so they could fuck me while watching TV.  I liked seeing some of those tight ends while young boys were stretching my tight end. I had more than a cum filled cunt by half time. I had a cum filled asshole too. My daughter joined the fun at the right time. While the boys’ cocks got hard again watching Lady Gaga shake her hot ass, my daughter licked cum out of my holes for the second half of the game. This time she shared some cock with her old mamma. My daughter gets her love for cock, coke and cum from me. I got it from my whore momma. Being whores runs in this family. The best thing about my daughter being there for the second half of the game was that while the boys recuperated, we could play. I fucked her tight holes with beer bottles and my tongue.  We just now coming off our cum, coke and cock filled Super Bowl. I need a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Trip to the toy store

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I found out that there’s a new sex shop open near me. I got so excited that I had to change my panties. Inside there was a huge selection of toys, outfits, movies, I was like a babe in a candy store. I tried on various outfits in all kinds of colors. I even bought myself a new pair of ass-less chaps. I can’t wait to try them out.  And that’s not the only thing I bought! I can’t wait to try out my new vibrating anal plug. Oh, it’s going to feel so good in my tight ass. Maybe I’ll put my chaps on and play with my new toy and act like a naughty cowgirl. That sounds like so much fun, doesn’t? I think I might have to put on my sexy high heels and have some rough fun with my big black dildo. Squeeze it into my tight, wet cunt. Making my pussy stretch to the max. Riding that cock, shoving it in and out, making my butt plug vibrate my insides. Why don’t you call so I can tell you all about my new toys?

No taboo phone sex with hot momma Caroline

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I woke up from a short nap to see my brat was flirting with the pool boy. I walk up to them and take off my tight little bikini. I make the pool boy take off my slut’s bikini. I bend down and start sucking his cock. I make my tight teen rub his engorged balls. I shove her wet mouth on his hard dick. I spread my legs wide and teach him how to eat pussy the right way. Oh my clit is so swollen! My sweet girl starts to lick my twat. She knows what she’s doing. I  make her get on her knees and I spread her ass wide. Her asshole is so tight. He fills her tight cunt with his huge cock. She screams, I shove my fingers down her throat and make her gag. He fucks her while she starts to lick my twat again. I’m so wet! She rubs my clit until I squirt all over her face. He yells that he’s going to cum, we sit on our knees waiting urgently. He stroaks his cock until he blows a huge load all over our faces. Oh it’s so hot, i lick the salty goodness off her lips and she licks mine

Shit, piss and cum in my pie hole

I am a sucker for having someone shit in my mouth while I am being fucked really hard and fast. I love pulling my pussy lips wide open and having a nice stream of hot musty piss fill my pussy hole like the toilet I wish it was. I want my pussy to wreak of old sex, pissy vinegar smells and the stench of shit in my throat as I scream in delight. I want my ass hole to spout runny ass diarrheaScat phone sex Aurora as I shake my ass up and down trying to get every last ounce on the floor just  so I can lick it up and shove it down the back of my throat. I can rinse it down with a hot warm shot of chunky cum and some ammonia piss to clear my nostrils.  I want to take some shit and shove it inside my gaping pussy and be double stuffed, then I want those dicks rammed into the back of my throat, make me taste shit cum and piss as a triple shot for my dessert tonight.

Nasty toilet piss and shit sex

Is it reasonable to just want to find the nastiest and grungiest guy at the bar and have him do the nastiest things to me. I would love to find a guy and follow him into the mens room and be treated like a piece of trashy shit. I want to be pissed and shit on. I want to eat a raunchy sweaty smelly ass hole and give them a rim job that goes into their asshole and then lick the sweat from their balls as they jizz all over my hair. I want to be faced fucked so hard that I throw up all over their cock and then be told to clean it up like a good little bitch. I am a dirty little cum dumpster whore and I know what I deserve. I want to be treated like the trash that I am and be filled in every hole with smelly sweaty stinky greasy cock. I want my face to be so sticky from piss and cum that I cant even open my eyes.Scat phone sex Aurora

Pissing phone sex

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I am at the park with some friends! We are having a great time running around and drinking out of our very discrete water bottles. It is fucking hot outside and I could really use some cooling down. I think about pouring my vodka all over me, but decide- why the fuck do I want to waist that?

I look at my guy friends and make them come up with a plan to cool me off. I get on my hands and knees and stick my tongue out! I strip down to my panties and bra and beg for them to spray their piss streams all over me. I soak in their cool smelly urine.

It gets all in my eyes and my mouth. I feel cooler, but things just got hotter. Their cocks are all harder then rocks now. I guess I should repay them by sucking them, and fucking them off. I open my piss filled mouth and grab two cocks, one in each hand.

I double fisted those things right into my mouth, taking turns sucking the cum out of them. I bent over and pulled my panties to the side. So they could have easier access to my fuck holes. Take your pick boys! Maybe keep filling my fuck holes up with you piss!

I will make it fit

Sexline AuroraThat’s way to big I kept telling myself as I was walking through this sex store I like to go to. They have this massive silicon cock and balls near the register. It is like 2 feet long and 8 inches around in diameter. For some reason I love to look at it every time I come in and always want to buy it but I l was chicken shit out at the last minute. But today was different. I bought the thing, I took it home and I had to see if I could fit m pussy around it. I set it on the floor because it stands erect. I pulled off my panties and I edged both my legs on the sides of it and I sat down shimming that giant massive silicon cock into my pussy. I heard a pop as the head pleasurably went inside of me. I thought god I am a loose fucking cunt. Then I shimmied down further as it got more painful but still felt good. I cannot believe after a little piss and blood a little screaming and a few tears, that I got that thing half way into my loose pussy hole. Getting it out is another story.