I am not big on the younger ones but when a friend of mine called and asked if I could sit with her class while she took some time to go vote today I figured what the hell. She gave me an assignment for them that she thought would keep them busy until she returned. What she didn’t count on was the lines at the voting polls.
Assignments were done and the Indians were getting restless. I had to think on my feet
In her desk drawer she had several fruits and vegis that she kept for snacks. I decided to play a game with the class.
I would hold a fruit or vegetable behind my back and they had to guess what it was by my description.
Holding the first one behind my back I began.
“It’s long and yellow, you have to peel it before you eat it…”
Hands were up and the “I know’s” were resounding.
I picked a cute little girl named Mary.
Standing up she said, “It’s a banana!”
I showed the class.
“No it’s a squash. But you sure were thinking hard about what it could be. Good job! Let’s try another one.”
Again my hands were behind my back.
“It’s round and red and has seeds….”
Hands were flying and the class was ready to answer.
I picked a young freckle faced boy named James.
“It’s an apple!”
“No it’s a tomato, but good job James, you sure thought that one out!”
About this time a boy with the twinkle of mischief in his eyes said he had something for everyone to guess at.
I let him come to the front of the class and try to stump his class mates.
Pushing his hand deep into his pocket he said “It’s long and hard, it has a head and can be called a tool.”
My mind went to the gutter, my pussy got wet as hell. Yet I had to tell him not to be naughty and to sit down.
Pulling his hand out of his pocket he smiled at me with a twinkle in his eye.
“No lady it isn’t bad, it’s a nail. But you sure was thinking hard about what it could be Miss!”
I think I am taking this boy home with me….
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Teaching Fun
Trashy MILF Gets Nasty on a Friday Night
A trashy MILF should not be trusted with a bunch of brats at a bowling alley. I was asked to supervise one of my son’s school functions. On a Friday night no less. I was stoned and buzzed. Which means I was fucking horny as hell too. I sat back and watched a bunch of little ones play with big balls and my pussy got wet. I don’t wear ugly shoes, so I sat on the sidelines watching the eye candy. I had a brilliant idea. I invited them all back to my place for a pool party after bowling. They texted their parents, and they all got approval. No brats on a Friday night means parents can play. Just the opposite with me! I love to play with young ones. Of course no one had swim suits, so we skinny dipped in the pool. That was my intention. I wanted to see all those hairless cocks and pretty bald slits. I may have spiked their punch too turning those innocent school girls and boys into horny little creatures. Little peckers got hard and I could smell the cunnie juice. I orchestrated myself a school orgy. How did you spend your Friday night? I bet you didn’t have nearly as much fun as I did!
Spring Break Fucking
I am so excited for Spring to be in the air. The best thing about Spring is Spring Break. A P-mommy like me gets really hot and horny seeing all the scantily clad young ones partying on the beach. Since I have a young one of my own, I never seem out of place either. My girl knows what I am looking for and she sets out on the prowl for Mommy, always bringing back some grade A cock.
Last Spring Break, we set out to the beach. We had no reservations, but I wasn’t worried. I knew I would find some young stud’s bed to end up in. We weren’t on the beach an hour and my girl was already attracting lots of attention. I pretended to fall asleep lying on my tummy, with my bikini top untied. After a few moments, I got more comfortable, turning over, leaving my top in the sand. She brought back two very handsome young men and as soon as they seen my pierced nipples jutting up proudly in the sun, their cocks grew hard in their shorts. I could see this through the slits in my eyes as I peeked up at them.
My girl told them I loved to have them played with and suggested they try it. They were too nervous to attempt it with me sleeping, so she showed them it was ok, by leaning down and getting a mouthful. I woke instantly, pressing her head hard into my chest. They seen I was ok with this and followed her lead. Soon I had two handsome young mouths sucking on my hard nipples right there on the beach. I suggested we take it back to their room, so my girl and I could get our mouths full as well. They were only too eager to comply and led they way. Of course they shared a room with several other young cocks – I mean men – so my pussy and ass was pleasured for hours to come.
Yes, I am so eager for this Spring Break. I know I will find several young ones to help fulfill this P-mommy’s fantasies.
Mega Mommies
Do you have a mommy fetish? Have you always dreamed of fucking a mature pussy that knows no limits and is one nasty, kinky bitch?
I found a place where mommies are in abundance. Every size and shape and all with a naughty side like I have never seen before.
I thought I was a fucking nasty slut, these ladies are giving me some competition, a real run for my money. Sitting here reading the profiles and looking at the pictures I can’t help but pull out my favorite big black dildo and start fucking my sloppy wet pussy.
I don’t know who put this group of whores together or where they came from but I do know I want to get to know each and every one of them up fucking close and personal.
Don’t believe me? Go check it out yourself at Jack Off With Mommy. It won’t take you long and you will be fucking yourself too!
Bus Ride Troubles
I never really go into the city. I love being in the country where I belong. Everything moves at a much slower pace which gets me into trouble but I love it. But the one time I go into the city with some girlfriends I get into some real trouble. I got really drunk and had no clue where I was. My friends must have lost me because I wondered into the ghetto where I found a really tall sexy guy. He seemed really nice and told me he would take me where I needed to go on the public bus. I thought it was a public bus so what trouble could I get into. Then he started fondling my tits through my sheer shirt right in front of everyone on the bus! The boys just started egging him on. That’s when the bus driver stopped the bus and started drilling his cock into me. He said he wouldn’t let me off until I made every guy on the bus cum…twice.