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Fall is the best season!

scat phone sexThe fall weather really has things MOVING if you know what I mean… Things are flowing and there isn’t much I can do about it, I am just looking for someone who can enjoy all I have to offer this time of year. All the food for the holidays has to mean only one thing. All the wine and drinks in celebration of the New Year coming… that’s a lot of trips to the bathroom. See what I am getting at? Why should the toilet get all my glorious piss, all my loads of shit when it can go to a very nasty man just like you!? I would be willing to share my goodies with you, my sickly sweet piss and shit can be all yours. You can take me out away from the party; we’ll go out in the woods and have our fun. All we need is a bed of leaves and we have the bare necessities. I’ll lay you down, put my pussy right on your mouth – I think you should have a taste! Lick lick lick till you make the waterfall cum. My pussy juices will flow and so will my piss, enjoy your golden shower as much as I know I will enjoy yours. Get that cock of yours ready to shove it into my ass – push it in as much as you can with the shit I have trying to hold you back from putting you cock all the way in my ass but I am sure if you just shove it all the way in you both can fit. Shit and cock, piss and cum, what’s wrong with all this fall fun? You and I can be dirty together, better than ANY holiday party.

Mommies Little Whore

 

Live Phone SexLast week was career day at my little ones day care.

I normally hate these school functions but my little tot made me so proud!

That morning she insisted on dressing just like me. She put on a dress that was way to small for her tiny little body, pulled on some of her frilly lacy panties, and clomped out of the house in a pair of my trashiest stripper shoes!

She was so cute! I just had to take a picture, but not before painting her puffy lips with my “fuck me” red lipstick!

When we got to the class room, all the parents gasped and stared and whispered to each other. Bitches!

When the teacher asked my little brat what she wanted to be when she grew up, she said she wanted to be a trailer trash whore just like her mommy!

Of course all the other mothers were appalled but my future little whore was beaming when she told the stories about how I was teaching her how to lick men’s cocks until they get big and fat and how to suck on them until they feed us yummy protein shakes!

She was smiling and wiggling her tiny little fanny when she exclaimed that she was going to have men put money in her pretty little panties and that right now, she only gets metal money when she wiggles for the grown men but someday she will get paper money just like mommy!

Then she sat on the floor and spread her pudgy little legs and rubbed her bald little kitty and said, “This is where the big men hide their penis’ when they get real big!”

I picked her tiny little body up off the floor and ran out of there! We were laughing the whole time!

I was so proud of my little whore!

She is going to be a nasty little slut just like her mommy!

 

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I am sitting at the movie theater thinking about how horny I am during the commercials. I have a weird feeling happening. I am so horny and my pussy is so wet but at the same time I need to pee! I need to go to the bathroom so bad I can barley hold it anymore!

I get out of my seat and go straight into the bathroom. Before I can get into a stall it seems I have been followed. His boner greets my back as he pushed his cock up against my back when he slams me into the wall. He makes me get on my knees and tells me to open my mouth and eyes.

He pisses all over my face. It burns and smells! He then bends me over a toilet and shoves his cock into my pussy. I think I am going to pee all over his cock! If only he knew how badly I needed to pee! I can not hold it in any longer.

As he thrust his cock in my exploding his cum load inside my cunt, I begin to pee all over his cock. He has a cock covered in not only my pussy juices but my piss!

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Gangbang whoreGood Lordie how word gets around.  Now you know that a couple days ago I had a gang bang with Tony and his sons in his rig.  The combination of his huge cock and their middle to tiny sized cocks just drove me insane!  Seems that after Tony left the Truck Stop he got on his radio and spread the word and I have been spreading my legs ever since. 

Now you know I usually am the gal you come to so you can get what you need to satisfy your hungry cock.  You tell me what you want, and I either get one of my angels or one of the other girls to meet you at your rig to take care of you.  However, since Tony opened his big fat mouth it has been me ya’ll have been requesting. 

Just this morning I came into work looking all nice.  I even had make-up on because I was supposed to go on a blind date later on.  Just as I came out behind the counter there sat George.  George is a hardcore motherfucker.  He likes to get rough so seeing him is a positive and at the same time a negative.  He puts bruises on the girls, but he also pays a shit ton of money to do so.

He grabbed me by the arm and expressed his desire to have him and a few of his buddies tear up my throat.  At first I said no.  I told him that I didn’t want any bruises.  His answer to that was that he wasn’t going to bruise anything but the back of my throat with cock.  Then he pulled out a huge wad of money and slid it to me.  How could I resist? 

I told Mel that I had to go and check on a few rooms to make sure that housekeeping did their job properly.  As I walked to the one room more and more guys got behind George and I.  I started to think that maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.  I unlocked the door and they streamed in.  I got naked and George told me to get on the bed on my back so I could hang my head over the side.  I took my dress off and did just that. 

One after another jammed their dicks into my mouth.  I had so much cum in my stomach, and on my face that they messed up my pretty make-up job.  George was right though, my throat is killing me and he didn’t leave any bruises except for where his cock and the eight other cocks left them … in the back of throat.  Perhaps I will keep doing these type of get togethers with a bunch of the fellas.  I know you love hearing all about them when we have gang bang phone sex.

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hardcore anal sexSo I have been doing some charity work down at my community church. I have met a lot of people helping out. There is one in particular that just makes me have a dripping wet pussy! I know it is a little naughty since he is a church leader. He is a man of God and from what I can tell a “goody good”.

I can not help but want to corrupt him. I can tell he has a cock that is full of juicy cum. I want to make him explode his load all over me. I finally have a chance where I am alone with him, and I am just going to pounce on him. We are in the main church room, right next to the alter. It is dark in here and we are looking for some things. Well I know what I am looking for, I am looking for his hard cock.

I get on my knees and take out his stick to play with. He is shocked and it turns me on even more. I am going to suck his long milk snake so good. Right when he cant take it anymore I am going to go ahead and lean over the alter and pull my pants down. I want him to fuck my ass so hard.

I want a good hardcore ass fucking. I want my ass hole spread open and made juicy wet from all of his cum. I want to get full of seamen. He is going to pound my ass so hard!

Try my new phone chat lines

toilet sexYou know I had the most fantastic call today on my new phone chat lines…he really let me get out all the things I’ve been building up. And oh how I know I helped him too. Now this wasn’t your regular toilet play phone sex at all, no no, this was much more. So I am warning you now, if you’re a frail little bitch then don’t continue reading this blog of mine. Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bed over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. Not enough blood though. I begin to hit her shit covered body over and over but still not enough blood. You fuck her little mouth with your shit covered cock and I will fuck her no longer virgin pussy with my biggest, sharpest knife. Now hurry up and cum now, she won’t be here for much longer…this little nasty whore can’t handle all this pain. I can only imagine, look at all the blood. What a gory scene to see!

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I walked into the bar last night, still torn up from the night before. I was looking tired, make-up smeared, and leftover cum sat rotting in my stale pussy. I was on a sex and drugs binge. Any drug and any man would do. I swear there should be new phone chat lines set up just for dirty cunts like mine. I know some men love a dirty, smelly pussy and would relish the idea of poking his face into a ripe gash to lap up left-over cum. Take a whiff of this one. Smells like spoiled jizz, dirty balls, and sweaty fur burger. Look at it closely. It’s a gaping cavern of filth, bright red from the nigger dick I took last night in exchange for drugs. Want more? Stuff your fist right in there.
You’re a wimpy, small dick weasel and you’ll settle for any flesh cavern you can find. I love men like you, willing to clean me up, lick me clean, and get me ready for the next meat spear. Lick me harder, lover, as I feel your hard shaft growing against my thigh. If you are a good little sissy slave, I may even allow you to cum on my big titties. If I don’t please you, feel free to inflict pain and misery on me. I love it when men treat me like shit. Either way, we both get off.

Road trip anyone?

pissing sex storiesRoad trip anyone? No one wanted to go so I hopped into my lil car and went on the way. I was thinking maybe the beach – there seems to be an assortment of men just dying to get a piece of me out there. I should have known better to drive that far with this shitty car… I got half way there when this bitch overheated and turned off. I decided fuck it; I’ll just hitch a ride for the rest of the way. I didn’t have to walk for long, I mean… look at me! Ha, who wouldn’t stop for me? This guy stopped and asked where I was going, I let him know it didn’t really matter but the beach would be nice. He said he didn’t live far from the beach and he would take me. I hoped in the passenger seat, grateful for this guy coming to my rescue. It wasn’t long before I really had to pee. I squeezed my legs together and asked him if we could stop. He said no, we’re almost there… but I really had to pee. I insisted he stop but he snapped back that I could hold it. But I really fucking couldn’t so… I just let it go. I pissed myself right there in the seat of his truck. As he realized what I was doing he opened his mouth to yell at me but I interrupted him – “I told you I couldn’t hold it. Now do you believe me?” He was sooo pissed and we had just arrived to his home. I looked at him and told him I would make it up to him… he glared at me. “I promise toilet play is more fun than you think…” I knew I had him when I looked down and saw the bulge in his pants. “Ahh, looks like someone already has thought about this before…”

Sex With Strangers

Live Phone SexSex with strangers is the best sex of all!

I love going out and picking up some random guy and fucking him right there!

With a stranger you can get as wild and crazy as you want! You don’t have to worry about whether they will think you are a slut or a whore or if they will think you are trashy and not call you! Who cares!

I want to be able to fuck the way I want with out some one judging me! And I love to get nasty!

I love getting a thick fat cock stuffed in my ass and feeling it dripping with cum!

I love another fuck stick slamming my sloppy used cunt at the same time!

And if I get to lick my own cream off your meat when we are done…even better! I love the way I taste!

Does that make me a trashy whore?

Maybe, but your not my mommy so it really doesn’t matter!

What about you? Do you like it dirty?

Do you want to get nasty with me? Maybe do some things that you can’t do with anyone else?

Don’t worry. I wont judge you! Your dirty desires are safe with me!

Let’s cut right to the chase

toilet sexLet’s cut right to the chase… we’ve got SHIT to do, now don’t we? You want to know exactly what I ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner – hmm? You want me to tell you how I saved my shit for you all day long, waiting for you to call me for our toilet sex. I know that’s exactly what you want to hear and you’re lucky to know it’s all true. As bad as I needed to shit and as much as I wanted to release my hot piss… I waited for you. I knew even if it took all day you would call me and we could enjoy this together. I’ll straddle you, squatting above your chest and ready to tell you about today’s meals as I show you all the shit I have at the same time. I know you love hearing about what I ate as you see and feel it coming out onto your chest. I know you love when I put my pussy right on your mouth and let my piss flow down your throat. I love to hear you slurping and swallowing as I piss in your mouth and moan cause it feels so fucking good. I’ve been holding it all day so there’s a lot and I would love to piss all over your fucking cock. Go ahead and put it in my pussy, it’s wet with cum and piss already… ready for you to fill me up with your cock. And once you’re in nice and deep I want you to feel my hot piss around your cock, my pussy tight and holding onto your throbbing boner. Once that’s done I want to taste my juices all over! Let me suck you cock dry from my piss and shit, and after that I’ve got a surprise for you…but you’ll have to call to see what that is.