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Kentucky Klondike Bar toilet sex

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Just when I thought I was getting better at being a crazy, dumb, and disgusting bitch, I always shock myself. I was at a friend of a friends house in Kentucky for a get together that was fairly small. We started doing some blow and getting fucking waisted. We were all so high and horny that we started coming up with created ways to have some Kentucky fun. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Remember that commercial? Well we thought to ourselves “why not make our own deliciously good “ice cream bar”. Well, you can bet your “bottom” dollar we didn’t use ice cream, oh no. Why would be do that? Instead I decided that I needed to take a big shit. Once my big turd came out of my ass hole, we went ahead and popped it in the freezer. Once my shit turd was frozen we stuck that ice cold rock solid chocolate turd ice cream back in my ass hole. And when everyone saw that I shoved it back into where it came from, you can only imagine their faces. I made some cocks swell up. The men took turns shoving their dicks inside of me pushing that shit bar into my ass deeper. They fucked me and pushed that turd further and further up me with every thrust. What wouldn’t you do for my Kentucky Klondike bar?!

Training My Baby to be a Gangbang Whore

gangbang whoreNot only am I a gangbang whore, so are my daughters; even the littlest one. Fucking is not only fun, but extremely profitable. My parents made good money making me their little whore, selling me to the highest bidder and keeping me knocked up. Unlike my folks, however, I let my girls keep the majority of the money they make . Personally, I think girls are far better whores when something is in it for them too. That is why when one of my fuck toys offered me 5 grand for my baby for a bachelor party, I told my daughter there was $4,000 for her to be nice to some old guys for a few hours. I of course chaperoned. I dressed her like a beauty pageant girl. Guys who like young girls, love that look. I explained to her that $4,000 would buy her all the princess clothes and dolls she could imagine. She beamed and said would make those men so happy. She had no idea how hard she was gonna work for that money. We arrived at the address I was provided. I slipped her a Benadryl cocktail to make her less feisty. When  guys shell out that kind of money for a few hours, they want anything goes, even hardcore anal sex. They were going to ruin her. A bunch of dirty old perverts wanting to dip their fuck sticks into the tiniest, tightest holes for a night of debauchery, were not going to make love to her little fuck holes.  They did a number on her baby girl pussy and virgin ass. She looked like a midget porn star taking cocks at both ends. Eyes rolling back in her head, she was in some pain. I gave her some of my blunt, which seemed to help. She was a pro though. Never cried, never said no, was always gracious. She  was a cum coated doll by the time she was done, but a rich one.

Ellen Loves Public Fucking

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I love being the enter of attention! I have no shame in my game. I am proud to be a cock loving cum whore and I don’t care who knows or sees me. I love to fuck in public! Customer service is key so  taking one of my guys down a dark alleyway used to be the way I did it. Fucking behind the dumpster was hot, but now I’ll lean over and suck a guy’s dick while he’s at a red light for 10 bucks. I don’t care who sees me as long as someone does! I love being a dirty fucking whore! It makes me so fucking horny knowing I could get caught. I get off when people see me do these dirty things for money. I love shocking the public. I love fucking in front of people. I guess that’s why I have always been a dirty fucking whore. I’m the bitch you come to when you want your dick sucked while you’re on your way to work. I’ll be waiting for you.

I Instigated It

phone sex line evonneI knew what I was doing when I wore my little black dress to the club. I also knew what I was doing when I choose what to wear under it. I know he is jealous as hell. I also knew that the way I looked and the way I was dancing on the dance floor I was attracting slutty ass attention, I watched him get madder as the night wore on and he got drunker. Every time a man looked at me with that I could fuck you look in his eyes, Steve would get the look of hall and damnation in his eyes. I get off on watching it, instigating it. It wouldn’t be long before he would be beating the shit out of some poor slob all over me and this shit drove me crazy. My cunt would get nice and wet as I watch him beat someone down When it is all over with and the dumb ass is on the ground, bleeding, barely conscience, I will stand over him and let my cunt cum while laughing at him and telling him this is the pussy he just got fucked up over.

What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

I’m Damn Proud to be a Big Dick Sucker and Trashy MILF

big dick suckerA big dick sucker who is a total bimbo whore, will suck anyone off at anytime, anywhere. The pool is open now in my trailer park since it is warm again. I love to sun my hot body. Mostly I like to flaunt it, but I do look better with a tan. This young stud was at the pool too. I didn’t ask his age. I believe in don’t ask, don’t tell when it comes to age and marital status. Neither matter if you have a big dick. I started flirting with him. Discovered he was playing hokey from school as it was some sort of walk out day. I didn’t care if he could drive, vote or drink. As long as he could fuck. Do you know what happens to a young boy when he puts sunscreen on a dirty old cougar’s back? He gets hard. Rock hard. I squirted some sunscreen in my palms, smeared it on my hands, then  worked my hands under his swim trunks till I found his throbbing shaft. I jacked his dick until it was in an upright position. His pre cum was leaking between my fingers. Felt pretty amazing. Tasted finger licking good too. I bobbed my head up and down his rod, slurping up anything that oozed out of  his swollen cock. Yes I slurped up some piss too. I’m a dirty whore. I lick up anything. I was tonguing his taint, jacking his dick and rubbing my pussy. As I was buried between his legs, I heard someone say, “You gonna share your trashy MILF friend, Todd.? I turned around and 4 boys had their cocks out waiting their turn. I took turns blowing and jacking them. At one point, I had one in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my ass and one in my puss. This old cougar can entertain a troop.

Fisting Whore Amara

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I love nothing more than pushing my own personal limits. So the other night I called a couple fuck buddies of mine up. I didn’t lead on or give them any hints on what I had in mind. When they arrived I was all slutted up in some black lace and stilettos. On the kitchen table I had an assortment of lubes. I looked at their crotches and could see their dicks jumping around inside their pants. As their minds were probably going a million miles a minute. I am sure they were thinking two guys and a bunch of lube. They thought their asses were about to get fucked and stretched. Oh no….I had something much more pleasurable for myself in mind. I mean sure seeing a man get drilled with another mans cock is hot. But what good does that do me? I hopped up on the table and I told them to each ball their fists up for me I just wanted to get a visual. Just the thought of a fist in my pussy and one in my ass was starting to make me drip. I grabbed Joe by his hair and shoved his mouth on my cunt. Get me nice and wet because the next thing coming near my pussy is a full fist. In no time at all I had Joe nearly elbow deep in my gaping wet snatch, and Mike wrist deep in my tight asshole. It felt amazing having my holes stretched while they were practically giving high fives inside of me.

Pussy Spanking Makes Me Sloppy Wet

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I have a secret fetish that I am always nervous about asking guys for. I love to have my pussy spanked. It started back in high school with one of my first lovers. He got off on playing the dominant card. I discovered way back then that my pussy responded better to a nice firm smack than it did to rubbing. Since then, whenever I masturbate, I will use one hand to spread my lips apart and the other to slap right on my clit. It sends something similar to shock waves throughout my body.

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My favorite place to masturbate is in water. There is something strangely erotic about smacking my pussy and hearing the splash with the water. I love feeling the hot bath water splash up against my pussy. I come so hard when I have had a masturbation session of pussy spanking. I don’t even need penetration to come. Between the sting of the smacking and the heat of the water hitting me, I come really hard.

Now if only I could find a man who would take the time to get me really worked up by smacking my clit. I bet I would gush come if he fucked me good and hard after an intense session of spanking.

No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day

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So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.

So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!

I’m The Girl 4 U

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You say you don’t want me but you know I am the girl for you. You know that I am the only girl that will get down and dirty with you. The only one that helps you fuck those precious little bitches faces. You know what I mean…you know that you have dark desires. What do you think I do every weekend? Well besides the usual gangbang, and partying… you know I am there babysitting those perfect angels. Lucy, Tiger Lily, and little baby Sky. All are perfect and ready to be used. Their stupid cunt Mommy’s never know that what we are really doing during all that babysitting is far from playing with dollies! We are playing with their faces, their holes too. They will never tell…we can play with them like this for hours and days. We can always play…so don’t stay mad baby. I can be the one who you can beat around, slap and spank and the one who helps you turn those fantasies into reality.