My sexline was a party line for Christmas. I had a wild Christmas. My husband snapped a few pictures of me having fun on our youngest adopted daughter’s new rocking horse. I was high as a kite. No surprise there. I was doing blow all day so I could stay up all night wrapping presents and talking dirty. I shopped early, but I wrapped late. I was on a long call that went well into the wee hours of Christmas morning. My caller and I were swapping incest stories. I got out my suction cup dildo and turned my daughter’s new rocking horse into a sex toy. I had no idea if it would work, or even how it would feel. Not sure if it was the blow or just the fact that I was horny as fuck that made my pussy purr on my homemade sex machine. Every time I rocked on the horse the dildo rubbed my clit. I was squirting all over my daughter’s Christmas present. I told my caller what a nasty fuck I was, and he told me he wished he was married to me. I am a nasty freak and a trashy milf. Many guys wish I was their woman. My husband woke up early to help me with the presents, but I was still partying with my fellow pervert. He took over the wrapping duties while I creamed on my daughter’s toy for another hour. I licked all my juice off the horse and put it under the tree with a big bow. My husband snapped some pictures so we could show my daughter what a dirty whore her mommy is. They already know how perverted mommy is. I made them all eat my pussy before opening presents. Four licks got them a present to open. We bought a lot of gifts for our brood, so mommy got licked so much that she has had a super sloppy wet pussy. Hope you had a great Christmas too.
Me and my pack of sexy prostitutes bring in tons of cool cash with our warm cunts. We’re the best and hottest paid sluts around, If you’re looking to have a really dirty time then we’re your gals! You can stick your cock anywhere you want, we love having our horny holes completely stuffed and being your special little skanks. Hog tie us and shove a ball gag in our mouths so you can fuck us silly while we’re completely helpless. We’re aching for a dom to boss us around and fill us full of his hot daddy cum. I’ll be sure to lick and suck your ass while the other girls take turns blowing you, I love feeling them stretching out as I push my tongue deeper and deeper inside. Spit on us and call us names, fuck our faces until we puke all over your prick, cum in our asses and make us eat each other’s anal creampies, your options are wide open! I know you have a little money and a big dick that both need to be blown.
You haven’t lived until you’ve had some fun with this horny drunk phone sex slut! Listen, I love getting loaded and going down to the truck stop to play with all my favorite fuck buddies. I don’t have to be drunk to fuck them. That’s not why I do it. I don’t know…it just always feels better when I have booze running through my veins. I’m not picky – I’ll drink anything because drunk fucking is the shit! Not that I would ever say no to anything, but I do tend to get a little wilder when I’ve had a few shots.
If you could get a woman drunk and get her to do whatever you want – who would it be and what would you be doing with her? I bet it involves butt sex. It ALWAYS involves butt sex. Maybe you not only want to fuck her in the ass, but once you’re done with her and you’ve shot your load in her butt, you want her to clean your cock off. Fuck yes! Honey, if she won’t do it, I will! I love licking my ass juices mixed with cum off a man’s cock. You game? Let’s play, you dirty fucker!
My John said we were going to make some phone sex line audio tapes. He slapped his big dick across my face again and made me want to cry. But my slutty little ass couldn’t move or run away because he had me all tied up! “Suck my fucking cock you little cunt!” He yelled at me as he slapped me again with his BBC. Tears poured from my eyes while he started to violently throat fuck me. I was high as a fucking kite and didn’t have any idea what was happening! My cunt was so sloppy wet, which was good because I knew he wanted to breed me. That mean mother fucker ripped his cock from my mouth and slammed it balls deep into my ass. FUCK!
During the holiday season, I like to open my cunt even more than I normally do. I usually have a night down at the truck stop called “Silvia’s Cum Dumpster Extravaganza” and men come from near and far to get a piece of me. It’s almost like the wise men coming to bring baby Jesus gifts, except dirtier. I love it when man after man fucks me and fills me up with their fucking glorious cum. It’s really the only holiday gift I want or need. By the end of this night every year, I am a tired, sticky mess and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
It’s not just my cunt that gets filled up with that delicious man-juice. My mouth and my dirty little asshole get their fair share of it, too. I mean, there are a lot of men and just one hole wouldn’t be nearly enough to satisfy all of them at my party. I bet you’re wishing right now that you could be a guest, aren’t you? Well, listen…if you call me right now, we’ll get so dirty that you will swear you were there. Let’s do it now before I get started without you!
Let me tell you something, baby! I am into many things that “normal” women aren’t into and one of my favorites is hardcore anal sex. Listen – there is no better feeling, in my expert opinion than having a big dick just spread your ass cheeks apart and plow itself balls deep into your shitter. I love how it feels when my ass is stuffed full of dick. But you know, sometimes just one dick isn’t enough. Any woman can take a cock in her pussy and another in her ass at the same time. But how often do you meet one who can take two at the same time in her ass?
I guess that’s one thing that should tell you that I’m not like other women. I fucking love having men take pics of my gaping asshole after they fuck me, and both shoot loads in me. I swear, I can cum just from looking at those pics. If you have a fantasy about fucking a woman in the ass and ripping her open, call me. I will talk to you about that all day long and I won’t fake any orgasms while we’re talking about it. I won’t have to because it makes me so fucking horny and wet.
I met a guy at the bar last night and he really turned my freaky ass on to something new. After a few shots of southern comfort, my pussy was in overdrive. My throbbing wet cunt was craving meat, so when I saw you staring and licking your lips I knew you were going to be my new fucktoy. I walked over and grabbed your thick cock as I smiled and whispered “take me home” in your ear. Your cock grew in my hands and you led me to your upstairs apartment. It was a tiny little studio which was better for me because that meant a very short distance from the door to your bed. I started ripping off your clothes and mine. I was ready for you to fuck my sloppy drunk cunt until I squirted pussy juices all over your thick cock. I got on all fours and started sucking and licking your fat, spongy fuckstick. I was so wrapped up in giving you head that I didn’t notice your furry friend join us in the bed. It wasn’t until I felt his rough tongue lapping at my pussy and asshole that I realized what was happening. I was shocked and initially stopped everything. You reassured me that everything was fine and you two had done this before. The liquor, your fur baby’s wet tongue, and the throbbing of my juicy pussy was so strong, I couldn’t resist. I released whatever inhibitions I felt and allowed myself to be used by you both. I don’t think I’ve ever came as hard as I did when his sharp, pink cock pounded hard and fast into my pink cunt. Now I can’t stop thinking about the next time us three will get to play together again.