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One of my favorite things about the holidays is how all the wives are out shopping constantly which leaves their husbands all alone. With that new found freedom they are obviously all on Backpage calling my add to order a date and partying like a teenager with hot little ol me. The most fun I’ve had lately though was this literal neighborhood association of suburban daddies who wanted a hot piece of ass to be cum dumpster main event at their yearly holiday stag party. It was about 9 of you guys who were all wanting to blow off some steam. After doing a couple of rails of what was probably the best blow I’ve ever had (side note: rich guys always have good drugs) I was ready to perform. I had set up my stripper pole and did a few lap dances but I hadn’t agreed to be used like how you guys had in mind. Next scene I was choking on cock, laid out on a pool table while you and your neighborhood buddies had your way with me. Ripping me off the pool table and on to my knees like a slut should be treated, telling me to open my mouth and catch all of your cum shots was a perfect ending. You handed me a wad of cash and told me to be ready for New Years Eve when you guys really threw down. Can’t wait, honestly!

Jizz Lover

Cum dumpsterI love cum!! I love how it feels, smells, and tastes. I like men with really big balls because they usually have lots and lots of cum. I get on my knees and suck cock like a mad woman because I want you to explode on my face. Semen is great for my complexion, my skin is flawless because of daily cum facials. I’m a stripper because it gives me easy access to men. I take a lucky man into the Champagne Room and suck him off like a porn star. I try to suck the skin off because I want the cum so bad. Men at the club call me, The Cum Dumpster because I crave cum like an addict. Call me and together we’ll get so nasty you’ll cum all over the place. I’m a very freaky girl with a very dirty mind. Cover me in jizz and I’ll be your best friend.

Family Furry Friends Phone Sex

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Furry friends phone sex? We just got a new addition to our family. He has four legs, came from the pound and has not yet been fixed. He has been humping everyone’s legs. He is worse than a teen boy. He is set to be neutered next week. My daughters begged for a pet for Christmas. We all were ready for a new addition. As a family we went o the pound to save one from death row, we saw this face and fell in love. The face we fell in love with, however, was in the girl’s section, but turned out to be a boy placed on the wrong side. We knew he had to be a horny devil in with all those girls for a few days. This morning, I was woken up by moaning sounds from my middle daughter’s room. My husband was not in bed with me, so I thought perhaps he was getting some baby girl pussy to take care of his morning wood. I was shocked but aroused to see our daughter on all fours of her bedroom getting fucked by our newest family member. My husband had heard the noise too and got up to see what was going on. He had his dick out and was stroking his morning wood to some furry friend action. Soon the entire family was watching as my daughter was being a nasty freak on her pink shag rug with our four legged family member. He nutted inside of her, but he was clearly still horny. Maybe he found the right home. Lots of insatiable girls in this household. We all took a turn with our new best friend while the men enjoyed watching. We are rethinking having him neutered. I think everyone in this family, wants our newest addition horny all the time.

Trashy MILF Loves Being a Whore for Boys

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF. I have a certain reputation I must uphold. After Thanksgiving dinner, my youngest son asked if he could invite some a friend over to play video games. I am always okay with young boys in the house if the boys’ parents are cool with it. Some parents know my reputation and won’t let their boys near me. Others know and don’t care; then some are clueless. My son told me I needed to be on good behavior because this boy come from a “classy home.” I laughed at him because most people think he comes from a classy home too. I explained to him that incest happens in all kinds of homes and he would be surprised what some of his friends do behind closed doors. His friend came over and I knew the boy.  My son just didn’t know. This boy’s father has fucked my youngest daughter. Paid good money for her pussy too. I know my son wanted me to be a proper mommy to his guest, but that was because he foolishly believed he had proper parents. His folks were no different from us. I kind of hate pretentious folks. This boy’s dad is a P man, yet he is acting holier than thou around my son. According to my son, this ass hat called me a trailer trash whore. I am not denying it, but coming from a man who paid money for my daughter’s jailbait pussy, its seemed hypocritical. I decided to live up to my moniker. I sat naked, spread wide in a chair in the recreation room. I masturbated in front of the boys. My son was embarrassed, but his friend thought it was hot. I didn’t burst his bubble about his daddy, but I took his virginity. I told him to brag to his daddy too about getting  milf pussy. He fucked my daughter. I fucked his son. We were even. People act like I am ashamed to be called a whore. I love it and I live up to the name too.

Party Whore

Druggy phone sexI’m a party girl and there are three things in this world that make me a very happy girl… sex, drugs, and rock&roll. I love getting high while listening to The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, or Led Zepplin. It puts me in the mood to fuck like an animal. I like it rough, so rough that we fuck the sheets of the bed and move the headboard a few inches from the wall. I’m a very wild girl and I like to do wild things. I can fuck like a porn star and if you bring me some nose candy I’ll let you film us. Right now as I write this blog, I’m high as hell and I need to be fucked. Nothing is too taboo, and I’ll never tell you no. Call me and let me be your party girl. I won’t stop until you make a mess all over your hand.

Gobble Gobble mother fucker

Furry friends phone sexFurry friends phone sex? More like naked turkey with a big cock phone sex. Before we cook this mother fucker and invite people over, why don’t you and I have a little fun with this dead mother fucker. I want to stroke that big thing that looks like dick with my mouth. Then I’m going to squat down on it and penetrate my tight cunt with it. Oh it feels nice and thick and hard in my fuck hole. I’m dripping all my pussy broth juice all over it. Oh now now big boy, don’t you fucking forget to stuff the turkey with your load of cum. I want to share your cum with all our guest! Grab that turkey and fuck it till you cum in it! Lets not forget to butter the fucking biscuits. Before we put them in oven, let me suck you off to make you cum all over those Delicious biscuits. Don’t you love when we cook Thanksgiving Dinner for our friends? Love watching them savor the buttery biscuits and the delicious stuffing with all that cum of yours. I love it. They asked what kind of broth we used ha ha. The best part was the white gravy.

Stuff my Thanksgiving pussy

Sloppy wet pussyThe only thing that I want stuffed this Thanksgiving is my filthy, sloppy wet pussy! Forget about the actual stuffing that’s served up fresh on the dinner table, my sexy twat is all you need to fill you up on this special holiday! My dirty cunt is very thankful for all of the monster cocks that have been in and out of it all year long, stretching me out and ripping me open like the filthy cum slut that I am! It feels so god damn good to be penetrated by a thick, throbbing dick, especially on the most thankful day of the season! Some people like to eat turkey and all the fixings on Thanksgiving and the only thing I want to be eating is a big fucking cock while your face is shoved between my thighs, licking all over my turkey, hehe. I am so fucking beat up from fucking all night long, my cunt juices taste like some chunky gravy in your mouth as you guzzle me down. You get a real good taste of all the cocks that have busted their loads of cum deep inside of me prior to you eating me as your holiday feast. I’m better than any type of meal that you could possibly be indulging in today, and you fucking love it! Use your long wet tongue to lick all up inside of me, make me squirt hot sticky fluids all over your face! I am so grateful that you’re such a good turkey licker, you make me orgasm so fucking hard!

What A Druggy Night

Freaky phone sexI do not even remember posing for this picture.  You can see it in my eyes.  I do not remember this man’s dick I was sucking.  I do remember a few guys showing with some dust and crack.  And then the rest the of the night was a blur.  I remember bits and pieces but not a whole lot.  Like I remember seeing my daughter being ass fucked and my son sucking some dick.  But like I said all a blur.  A messed up movie in my head.  I remember a furry friend making appearance licking peanut butter of my sloppy cunt.  I know the next morning my ass and cunt were torn up.  And I felt a complete feeling of satisfaction.

Blowjobs For Coke

Druggy pornI love to get high and fuck. I do a line of coke then a surge of sexual energy flows through my body and I have to fuck the nearest guy. And I’m hot, I have great tits and a great ass so I never have to pay to get high. Like today, Rico called me and gave me an offer that I couldn’t refuse. He told me if I gave his nephew a blowjob, he would give me free powder. I got in my car and rushed over to Rico’s place.
His nephew was the nerdiest boy I’ve ever met. He had thick glasses and braces and looked so innocent. He was tall and thin, and it surprised me when he pulled an anaconda from his pants. I dropped to my knees and tried to suck the skin off of his huge cock. The teenage boy gripped my hair into a fist and shoved his cock down my throat. I gagged and my eyes watered but I kept sucking until his warm semen filled my mouth. Rico gave me my blow and I went home a very happy girl.

Freaky Phone Sex with a Dirty MILF

freaky phone sexFreaky phone sex is what I do best. I love shock value. Sometimes, you just need to give folks a jolt. My husband and I were at a swank affair this week. The kind of event you must dress elegantly and talk like you have an Ivy league education. I can pretend with the best of them. I was so bored.  I ducked into a closet and did a few lines of coke. I promised my husband I would be good and not party, but he promised me a good time too and that clearly wasn’t happening. When I am high, I get wild. Well, I should say I get wilder. I emerged from the closet determined to have fun. I grabbed this teen boy in a tux who looked equally bored and pushed him in the closet where I did some coke earlier. Turns out he was a Senator’s son. Oops. But, he was down to fuck a trashy milf in a supply closet while his folks bamboozled others out of money for his charity. My husband feels the need to be charitable with people in power so that he can call on favors if his whore wife gets herself in trouble like tonight. We got busted in the closet. I was on my knees in my pretty dress blowing the first son of senator. It was the senator’s wife, the boy’s mother who busted me.  At first, she was screaming, but when his cock came out of my mouth and she saw how huge it was she came into the closest and shut the door. She watched her boy fuck me in the ass. She even played with her pussy. She didn’t have to say a word, I know she went from shock to approval when she saw her son’s massive cock. He banged the shit out of me too. I told my husband we don’t need to support the senator anymore because I have his wife in my back pocket now. And, hopefully his son in my ass again soon.