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       Drunk phone sex made sense being as I was so fucked up to begin with.Papa was coming down for a visit as usual on Mother’s Day. Mama was being a trashy slut today and fucking another uncle in my bedroom. I was sitting on the couch tweaking as usual and drinking the rest of the Jack Daniel’s.  You had to do something in this motherfucker to keep your belly from aching. I wanted some more so bad that I thought calling my supplier would be a good idea. Shit I was ready to fuck his ass to the core if I had to. He would be willing he would understand what  I needed and maybe he would let me fuck him for a few ounces! Money was tight all over town and I had been whoring around for 50 cent trying to get fucked and get me some.

     Getting up and staggering to the door, I practically fell down the stairs and to your house. Now you wanted to always play high and mighty with me but I knew you wanted that fucking cock licked and stuffed just like the rest of them. I couldn’t quite figure out what you were into but hey I wanted some stick shoved up my ass and you were right there so what the hell!

     I tried to be civil about the whole thing when I knocked on your door. You had a water barrel sitting right outside ,I thought I would drench myself with some water to smell better for you. I mistakenly didn’t put no panties on so you knew where I was coming from. Knocking on the door I got ready and tried to give you the most innocent smile I could muster. Well it won’t quite innocent but you can understand can’t you? Smiling I saw you , and you didn’t waste no time grabbing me by my fucking hair and pulling me inside. Right on the counter I saw what I wanted and my lips watered. Unbuckling your pants you threw me to the floor pushed me down and ripped through my asshole! Now I couldn’t quite get why you kept saying amen, but I was in the mood for fucking and getting high so who the fucked care. Now that you know I am your neighborhood pig rat what’s you say you stay and party a bit? Hmm I love it when you stick a bottle in my ass that feels so good!

Creampie Sex Stories; Not a bedtime tale

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I don’t ever give a fuck about getting knocked up. Sometimes when I tell these dumb hoes my creampie sex stories they act like I have a problem. No bitch, that is why you ain’t got no man. Sometimes skanks think they are too good to give someone a bare back sample. They are crazy, I love the feeling of a warm load being bust into my pretty cunt. Guys love recording that shot on their cell phones too. They will pull it out and I will push that cum right out so it can seep out and down across my ass. This one time it got Eddie so fucking hot again that he used his own cum to fuck me in my ass. Man, it felt so good to have him plow into my blown out ass. He thrashed the fuck out of it, and I did not even care.

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I loved it when he got rough with me. Flipped me over and grabbed my hair with one hand and my throat with the other. I would gag trying to bring oxygen into my lungs. Sometimes I would even pass out, but it was cool cause Eddie always made sure to leave me a creampie present to clean up. Truth be told sometimes I would even shove it out into a glass to drink later. And if he got me knocked up what would be the worst that would happen? I could for sure sell that little bundle of cash on the black market to some family who wanted a little white baby. Anyway you see it being a creampie slut had nothing but perks all around. Bitches just be trippin.

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Trailer Trash Whore Does You Right

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Come on down to our trailer park where we will satisfy every need that your fine self can muscle. We are some nasty as cum dumpsters who will work one by one or all for you. We love getting trashed and sitting outside showing off our cunts and tits for all the trailer park boys to see. We decided to do our own calendar shoot too. Fuck, we are gonna make enough money to have beer for the next month. Swasted in May, Woo Hoo! I am the biggest cum guzzler of us all too. I do not think there is anything that I would not do to taster your cum on my lips. Don’t even have to be your jizz either.

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I love being a little p slut and fucking those fuckers down the street. I even run a sweet deal for them, I will suck their wee cocks for the five dollars mommy gives to them for taking out the trash. They love it too, and it is an easy five bucks. They line up and I pop them off three at a time, easiest fifty dollars a sloot could make. Me being a p whore not your thing and possibly you want me to suck off your furry friend, not a problem. I will pull their fur covered rocket into my mouth and coax it out. Your four legged friend can fuck me in my wasted hole to the knot till he fills me with his nut. Mmmm. Your imagination is the limit, or bust through to the sky and borrow mine. The other girls don’t know what they are missing, but our calendar sure as fuck will be hot. Post that shit in your bathroom so you can yank it to us every day.

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Crack whore anal guide

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      I am a crack whore anal, slut bitch,  that loves getting high and fucked in the ass.  I said, it we can get it off the table and get on to something else.The strangest thing happened I woke up today with a cock in my mouth and one stuck in my ass. The weirdest thing of them all was that I had a fucking migraine from hell. I don’t know what happened but I do know that there was some meth on the table and you were standing over me pissing on me. I couldn’t say in the least if that was supposed to be good or not but I do know that I was fucking high as hell and I couldn’t wait for the party to continue! I looked at all the empty liquor bottles on the night stand and scattered all over the room it was just so littered in there. I didn’t care though because the last thing I could remember from the night before was that you were fucking the shit out of my ass , calling me a low down white trailer trash whore and you were trying to do your best to not stomp all over me. I thought that us getting high together was the best thing because I didn’t want  to start feeling bad alone but maybe Momma was right maybe it was about time for me to go to rehab and get right!

Just at that moment I began to shake and I was shaking so god damn bad I knew I had better get right pretty quick. Looking at you stroking your cock, I knew you  were going to take my asshole with a bad addictive sort of need and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop you. I needed to get right and that fucking you and sucking you would give me that party edge again. I needed that to be happy that instant drive of being fucked in the ass! Taking out your cock and coming toward me I knew I was in for it and as my body began to shake  I knew the high after this shit was going to be the best ever!

Planting Seed for Earth Day

no taboo phone sex slut momToday is Earth Day. As an environmentally conscious green mommy, I kept my brats home from school today, to plant a tree in our backyard and some flowers in our garden. I sat on the patio sipping on my Mimosa watching them dig around in the dirt. I found myself aroused by the fact that my offspring didn’t mind getting dirty. Neither do I, it’s one of my favorite things to do. Just my idea of dirty doesn’t involve actual dirt.

I called them over, suggested they clean off in the pool. I watched them take off their clothes and cannonball into the pool. I could only sit in my bikini for so long watching, before I stripped down too and joined them. As I was washing dirt off their little arms and legs, my dirty nature came out. I started rubbing puffy pussy mounds and stroking little pee pees. Earth day is about the environment, right? Planting seeds, watching things grow? I wanted to see my boys’ pee pees grow. I wanted to have some boy seed planted in my pussy, as well as my daughters’ pussies too. The best seed I know, is boy seed.

dirty phone sex slut wifeWe went inside for some good old fashioned family fun. I sucked my boys’ tiny peckers, fingered my daughters’ little cunnies, licked and fingered tight little asses. Lots of things were growing too! I let my boys plant their seed in mommy’s pussy, then let my girls lick their seed right out of me. Soon my baby girls will be old enough to see how seeds make things grow inside their bellies. My teen daughter, who did not stay home with us today, already knows that lesson. Maybe for earth day you would enjoy planting some seeds inside my little ones, or even me!

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Ring my bell

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You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones cheap phone sexthat seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone.  There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I wasdrunk girl fucking out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.

Weird Insertions with a Crack Whore Anal Slut

crack whore anal trashy whoreI’m not always a crack whore anal slut, but when I am, watch out because I turn into a freak show. I was partying with some younger girls in my trailer park last weekend. “I’ve got some great crack Bev, wanna party,” Taryn asked? I’m a daily pot and booze kind of woman, but if crack is offered up for free, why the fuck would I turn that shit down? After about an hour of hitting the pipe, we got to talking about life’s truly important questions. We waxed philosophical about all the weird ass shit we have crammed up our asses . It was our “this one time at band camp” moment.

Trailer park whores have no shame! Between the three of us, everything has been in our butts but the kitchen sink. I’ve had fists, huge cock, wine bottles, beer cans, base balls, four legged dick, a plunger, candles, every garden vegetable known to man, even a rifle shoved up my back door. “Girls, I can even shoot ping pong balls out my ass. I should be in the circus,” I laughed. Taryn and Ellie were in awe actually of my ass capacity. I explained to the girls they were half my age, with asses 10 times as tight. Of course they didn’t have my anal skill yet. Few do!

Anal sex whore slut wifeThe more crack we smoked, the kinkier we felt. “Who wants to play a game I like to call ‘What’s up Your Ass,’ I inquired? They both couldn’t wait to take on the ass master. I broke out my economy size bottle of lube and gathered a few things from around the house. Ellie was up first. I got a big ass wine bottle and crammed the wide end in her ass first. Taryn had to hold her down. After a few more hits of the pipe and a couple Quaaludes, Ellie was fucking her own ass with it. She was grunting and sweating like a pig, however. But it was still a sight to see. This tiny little teen asshole being stretched beyond any capacity she imagined. I had to rub one out watching. Squirted all over her little body.

Taryn wanted to one up her BFF. So, in my wasted, perverted mind, I thought “double insertion.” I grabbed her phone and my phone, and shoved one in her cunt and the other in her ass. I shoved them completely inside her fuck holes too, this forced her to use her muscles to get them out . I poured some booze down her throat, and coached her like I was her Lamaze instructor. I kept yelling “Pushhhhhhhhh….even broke out into my wasted girl Salt N Pepa rap…. “Push it real good.” We were fucked up. With the right amount of drugs and coaching, anything is possible. Taryn shot that cell phone out her ass, and across my living room. It was like a train wreck. We couldn’t stop watching it. Ellie and I made her do it so many times, that she eventually shot both phones out her fuck holes.

dirty phone sex whoresWe spent the rest of the day playing with one another’s asses and cramming all sorts of shit up our back doors. Of course we also spent the evening sitting on bags of frozen vegetables. The lives of druggie trailer park whores is never dull, that is for sure.

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     I woke up in the middle of nowhere with my skirt pulled above my head. Grime and dust were all over my tits and my cunny .I felt like a riding lawn mower had whacked me to death. I was hazing from a high of God of plenty. Simply put, I had partied the night before and guzzled so much liquor I think I was still high. I wondered about my mama and that uncle friend of hers. One minute he is slapping her upside the head and the next he is putting that cock inside of me. One thing was certain, as long as he was the source of my high then I would fuck him anytime he asked. Take last night for example, we were sitting in his truck drinking and blowing a few lines. I was feeling the buzz and my head made me feel like I was floating, in a daze,I leaned over and fell right in his lap.

     That motherfucker unzipped his pants put that cock in my mouth and told me. “This is what nasty dirty whores get! “Suck that cock you filthy whore!” At first I just laughed but when he slapped me across the face and pushed me down on his cock, I knew he was serious. What can I say? It was just another fucking uncle that wanted to fuck me!  I swallowed his cum after all that’s what he wanted . The party continued and I was drinkin’  so much liquor  I pissed out clear. Now for those who don’t understand or know when you drink that much you are totally fucked up! Grabbing his cellphone in my drunken stupor, I dialed the last number he called. Can you believe it was one of those hooker for hire things?I was about to tell him he didn’t have to call that. I was the fuck of the century. (Hint,  of course as long as I was getting my supply! )Grabbing his cock again I shoved it so far down my throat you would have thought it was going to tear out my eye sockets. In a way it kind of did! I felt that thing all in my mouth and him playing under my skirt with my clit. Taking a bottle opener, he pressed it firmly to my tits and put it directly on my nipples pulling hard. I couldn’t yell because I realized it turned me on what he was doing.

     Slapping me again, he pulled me on top of his cock and said,”we are going to get really wild and crazy tonight. We are going to find another for a  two game  anal fantasy you fucking whore!” Blinking my eyes I was trying to get straight and wondered who the fuck exactly he was going to get to do this? Could it be you? I didn’t know, but ,  I knew it was just about to get interesting!

White Trash Hook UP

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My girl Destiny called me last night and gave me the ultimate white trash hook up. A friend of hers was not able to make it to a party that she was booked for. She said the guys were loaded but she had something else she had to be working on. Well anyway, Destiny said she could do the job but the guys wanted two girls now. I am not a stripper but I do strip for guys for free. So I was thinking I could go and have some fun with Destiny for the evening and maybe make some tips for rent. So I picked put a real cute outfit and Destiny showed up at my place to pick me up with Karli, another friend of ours. Dudes changed their mind, again. But I was not scared I thought if anything it was going to make the night even more memorable.

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When we got there what I thought was going to be the three of us like five guys wound up being the three of us and around 25 horny and ready to go men. Music pumped, we danced and money fell from the sky like rain. I had never seen that much money in my life. We were swimming in it. What was I kidding we even fucked these guys brains out like the three whore amigos sent to save their lonely cocks. We were not like paid whore we were just super fucking cum loving sluts. There just happened to be a lot of coke and alcohol and of course Benjamin. Benjamin and I rarely met to be honest but I always went after him and spent him just as fast. When we left we had so much money we did not know what to do. It was about 4 in the morning and we headed to the Waffle Casa and separated it out. I wound up with 13,000 dollars all to myself as my cut. Destiny got the most for what she called a finder’s fee. I was not hating though, I was so stoked, time to get my party on.

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Drunk Phone Sex HadleyI was so relieved when he finally passed out. I thought he was never gonna stop torturing my cunt with his medical kit. Don’t get me wrong, I love sick sex, but I just was not high enough for his shit tonight. He hid my stash again and promised to cut me a line after he came in my mouth and cunt, but he fucking passed out before he could. Sometimes I wonder how anyone besides a whore could be so useless. Luckily I had plans to head over to the card room and score some dope and poker chips. Honestly the only reason I stay with this loser is because he is sterile as a bottle of bleach. Which means I can fuck bareback all I want. There will come a time when I want my own little whore to fuck with, but as for now I only wanted cock, blow, and the card room.

When I got there I saw three of my guys just waiting for some trashy cunt. I had been up two days already and I was not wasting time. I had a plan. Get lit, get fucked, and get gambling! I nodded my head at the taller one and licked my lips. He followed me out to the parking garage, and under the stairwell where there is no cameras yet. This is where I will hang for about two hours getting high, and getting fucked by a few high rollers. They loved my mouth and my pussy. And they sure did love the weekend where I could hang out for a day or two. Win win don’t you say?Sloppy Wet Pussy Hadley