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Drunk sex porn with Henrietta

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Have you ever gotten so god damn drunk you just do not remember what the fuck happened?

I did not believe my bitches when they told me how drunk I got. 

I mean it was a normal night, whoring myself around town. 

I sold my dick, my ass and my mouth for money, drugs even some drinks. 

I was faded by the time I hooked up with Joel. 

Joel was a fucking freak who I had stopped fucking. 

He shoved a critter up my ass once when I was half dead. 

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Any way my girls logged onto fb and showed me some fucked up videos. 

There I was, Sucking a fat knotted cock. 

I had it all in my mouth just choking on that big fat knotted dick and then it stops as soon as it exploded in my fucking mouth. 

The next video was even weirder!! 

I was fucking a giant watermelon. 

Screaming I was going to making some some melon babies!! 

I was drunk, fucked up and now my ass is sore… 

What else am I going to find?

Drunk Sex Porn Starring Your Favorite Cum Dumpster Cindy!

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It is no secret that I am a fish when it comes to my alcohol and how I take it down. In fact if you wanted to dump me drunk girl fucking into a fish tank with a whole lotta tequila and beer I am sure my lungs would easily adapt. I got shit faced at my own house with a group of guys, nothing new there, but this new cat thought I had passed out like a little bitch and wanted to make a amateur drunk sex porn. I could hear them talking about me like I was not there. I was just resting my eyes for real though but also getting super turned on about the thought of them attempting to fill out their drunk rape fantasies on me. Hey, I was willing to take some cock in my ass while pretending to be passed out to help out a mother fucker. That is exactly what I did too.
I laid on my couch pretended like I was asleep, kinda doing that gurgly argh think like I had seen so many light weight cunts do. They filmed oncum dumpster their phones like total newbiews. It was whatever though I was not making money off of it so I was not giving the dumb asses any tips. One recorded while the others watched the one guy reached up my skirt and began to play with my pussy. It was hard not to moan, he actually had some skilled fingers. Once he was comfortable the other guys joined in and tag teamed my cunt. They fucked me in every hole that I had available. I could not hold it any more, I whimpered and moaned for more and more. They used me as their drunk fucking disposal too. Creampied my pussy and used my mouth as their cum dumpster.

Blonde Fucking Biker Gangbang

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I hang out in bars, a lot, so I is no surprise that I wound up meeting a guy who wanted me to be his leading gal. Not only that but he was in a grade A official biker gang. I thought that was so hot. I loved the thought of riding a big ol bike between my legs, and being some guys fuck toy. He came by the bar a few times and then told me he was going to take me to their bar. Not a problem, all the guy and their ride or dies were cool as fuck. They said I could have a try out and that I needed to be back at the bar that Saturday. They also said not to eat anything 12 hours prior which I thought was weird at the time but whatever. I wanted the fucking thrill of steel!

drunk sex porn When I showed up there were a ton of bikes outside of the bar. I giggled knowing the bar was full, and I was about to get a bike club gangbang to tear me up. Most bitches would just walk away, but not this blonde fucking cum dumpster. When I got in there they started to force feed me shot after shot. Then they though me over the bar and rammed the bottle down my throat and I chugged it down. I was going to be doing some serious drunk fucking, and it did not take long for it to go to my head. I stumbled off of the bar and was thrown over the pool table.

white trash phone sex My clothing was torn off my body like a fuck doll and I giggled. Someone did not like that very much because I had a big cock shoved into my throat. The group of 10 guys fucked me while their sluts held me down. Idk what the need for the holding was, I guess I should had made it more clear I was a cum dumpster for their disposal needs. They all plowed me like the dirty white trash bitch I was. I had three guys in my used up asshole at one time and I loved every second of it. When they came all over me, and invited me into the gang. I walked away though, telling them organized sports were never really my thang. I loved being a cum dumpster though, so call me for any of their party needs. I blew a kiss and walked away, drunk as fuck and smelling like sweaty ass and cum.

Drunk Phone Sex Ass Crack Whiskey

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       Drunk phone sex made sense being as I was so fucked up to begin with.Papa was coming down for a visit as usual on Mother’s Day. Mama was being a trashy slut today and fucking another uncle in my bedroom. I was sitting on the couch tweaking as usual and drinking the rest of the Jack Daniel’s.  You had to do something in this motherfucker to keep your belly from aching. I wanted some more so bad that I thought calling my supplier would be a good idea. Shit I was ready to fuck his ass to the core if I had to. He would be willing he would understand what  I needed and maybe he would let me fuck him for a few ounces! Money was tight all over town and I had been whoring around for 50 cent trying to get fucked and get me some.

     Getting up and staggering to the door, I practically fell down the stairs and to your house. Now you wanted to always play high and mighty with me but I knew you wanted that fucking cock licked and stuffed just like the rest of them. I couldn’t quite figure out what you were into but hey I wanted some stick shoved up my ass and you were right there so what the hell!

     I tried to be civil about the whole thing when I knocked on your door. You had a water barrel sitting right outside ,I thought I would drench myself with some water to smell better for you. I mistakenly didn’t put no panties on so you knew where I was coming from. Knocking on the door I got ready and tried to give you the most innocent smile I could muster. Well it won’t quite innocent but you can understand can’t you? Smiling I saw you , and you didn’t waste no time grabbing me by my fucking hair and pulling me inside. Right on the counter I saw what I wanted and my lips watered. Unbuckling your pants you threw me to the floor pushed me down and ripped through my asshole! Now I couldn’t quite get why you kept saying amen, but I was in the mood for fucking and getting high so who the fucked care. Now that you know I am your neighborhood pig rat what’s you say you stay and party a bit? Hmm I love it when you stick a bottle in my ass that feels so good!

Creampie Sex Stories; Not a bedtime tale

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I don’t ever give a fuck about getting knocked up. Sometimes when I tell these dumb hoes my creampie sex stories they act like I have a problem. No bitch, that is why you ain’t got no man. Sometimes skanks think they are too good to give someone a bare back sample. They are crazy, I love the feeling of a warm load being bust into my pretty cunt. Guys love recording that shot on their cell phones too. They will pull it out and I will push that cum right out so it can seep out and down across my ass. This one time it got Eddie so fucking hot again that he used his own cum to fuck me in my ass. Man, it felt so good to have him plow into my blown out ass. He thrashed the fuck out of it, and I did not even care.

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I loved it when he got rough with me. Flipped me over and grabbed my hair with one hand and my throat with the other. I would gag trying to bring oxygen into my lungs. Sometimes I would even pass out, but it was cool cause Eddie always made sure to leave me a creampie present to clean up. Truth be told sometimes I would even shove it out into a glass to drink later. And if he got me knocked up what would be the worst that would happen? I could for sure sell that little bundle of cash on the black market to some family who wanted a little white baby. Anyway you see it being a creampie slut had nothing but perks all around. Bitches just be trippin.

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Trailer Trash Whore Does You Right

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Come on down to our trailer park where we will satisfy every need that your fine self can muscle. We are some nasty as cum dumpsters who will work one by one or all for you. We love getting trashed and sitting outside showing off our cunts and tits for all the trailer park boys to see. We decided to do our own calendar shoot too. Fuck, we are gonna make enough money to have beer for the next month. Swasted in May, Woo Hoo! I am the biggest cum guzzler of us all too. I do not think there is anything that I would not do to taster your cum on my lips. Don’t even have to be your jizz either.

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I love being a little p slut and fucking those fuckers down the street. I even run a sweet deal for them, I will suck their wee cocks for the five dollars mommy gives to them for taking out the trash. They love it too, and it is an easy five bucks. They line up and I pop them off three at a time, easiest fifty dollars a sloot could make. Me being a p whore not your thing and possibly you want me to suck off your furry friend, not a problem. I will pull their fur covered rocket into my mouth and coax it out. Your four legged friend can fuck me in my wasted hole to the knot till he fills me with his nut. Mmmm. Your imagination is the limit, or bust through to the sky and borrow mine. The other girls don’t know what they are missing, but our calendar sure as fuck will be hot. Post that shit in your bathroom so you can yank it to us every day.

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Crack whore anal guide

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      I am a crack whore anal, slut bitch,  that loves getting high and fucked in the ass.  I said, it we can get it off the table and get on to something else.The strangest thing happened I woke up today with a cock in my mouth and one stuck in my ass. The weirdest thing of them all was that I had a fucking migraine from hell. I don’t know what happened but I do know that there was some meth on the table and you were standing over me pissing on me. I couldn’t say in the least if that was supposed to be good or not but I do know that I was fucking high as hell and I couldn’t wait for the party to continue! I looked at all the empty liquor bottles on the night stand and scattered all over the room it was just so littered in there. I didn’t care though because the last thing I could remember from the night before was that you were fucking the shit out of my ass , calling me a low down white trailer trash whore and you were trying to do your best to not stomp all over me. I thought that us getting high together was the best thing because I didn’t want  to start feeling bad alone but maybe Momma was right maybe it was about time for me to go to rehab and get right!

Just at that moment I began to shake and I was shaking so god damn bad I knew I had better get right pretty quick. Looking at you stroking your cock, I knew you  were going to take my asshole with a bad addictive sort of need and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop you. I needed to get right and that fucking you and sucking you would give me that party edge again. I needed that to be happy that instant drive of being fucked in the ass! Taking out your cock and coming toward me I knew I was in for it and as my body began to shake  I knew the high after this shit was going to be the best ever!

Planting Seed for Earth Day

no taboo phone sex slut momToday is Earth Day. As an environmentally conscious green mommy, I kept my brats home from school today, to plant a tree in our backyard and some flowers in our garden. I sat on the patio sipping on my Mimosa watching them dig around in the dirt. I found myself aroused by the fact that my offspring didn’t mind getting dirty. Neither do I, it’s one of my favorite things to do. Just my idea of dirty doesn’t involve actual dirt.

I called them over, suggested they clean off in the pool. I watched them take off their clothes and cannonball into the pool. I could only sit in my bikini for so long watching, before I stripped down too and joined them. As I was washing dirt off their little arms and legs, my dirty nature came out. I started rubbing puffy pussy mounds and stroking little pee pees. Earth day is about the environment, right? Planting seeds, watching things grow? I wanted to see my boys’ pee pees grow. I wanted to have some boy seed planted in my pussy, as well as my daughters’ pussies too. The best seed I know, is boy seed.

dirty phone sex slut wifeWe went inside for some good old fashioned family fun. I sucked my boys’ tiny peckers, fingered my daughters’ little cunnies, licked and fingered tight little asses. Lots of things were growing too! I let my boys plant their seed in mommy’s pussy, then let my girls lick their seed right out of me. Soon my baby girls will be old enough to see how seeds make things grow inside their bellies. My teen daughter, who did not stay home with us today, already knows that lesson. Maybe for earth day you would enjoy planting some seeds inside my little ones, or even me!

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Ring my bell

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You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones cheap phone sexthat seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone.  There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I wasdrunk girl fucking out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.

Weird Insertions with a Crack Whore Anal Slut

crack whore anal trashy whoreI’m not always a crack whore anal slut, but when I am, watch out because I turn into a freak show. I was partying with some younger girls in my trailer park last weekend. “I’ve got some great crack Bev, wanna party,” Taryn asked? I’m a daily pot and booze kind of woman, but if crack is offered up for free, why the fuck would I turn that shit down? After about an hour of hitting the pipe, we got to talking about life’s truly important questions. We waxed philosophical about all the weird ass shit we have crammed up our asses . It was our “this one time at band camp” moment.

Trailer park whores have no shame! Between the three of us, everything has been in our butts but the kitchen sink. I’ve had fists, huge cock, wine bottles, beer cans, base balls, four legged dick, a plunger, candles, every garden vegetable known to man, even a rifle shoved up my back door. “Girls, I can even shoot ping pong balls out my ass. I should be in the circus,” I laughed. Taryn and Ellie were in awe actually of my ass capacity. I explained to the girls they were half my age, with asses 10 times as tight. Of course they didn’t have my anal skill yet. Few do!

Anal sex whore slut wifeThe more crack we smoked, the kinkier we felt. “Who wants to play a game I like to call ‘What’s up Your Ass,’ I inquired? They both couldn’t wait to take on the ass master. I broke out my economy size bottle of lube and gathered a few things from around the house. Ellie was up first. I got a big ass wine bottle and crammed the wide end in her ass first. Taryn had to hold her down. After a few more hits of the pipe and a couple Quaaludes, Ellie was fucking her own ass with it. She was grunting and sweating like a pig, however. But it was still a sight to see. This tiny little teen asshole being stretched beyond any capacity she imagined. I had to rub one out watching. Squirted all over her little body.

Taryn wanted to one up her BFF. So, in my wasted, perverted mind, I thought “double insertion.” I grabbed her phone and my phone, and shoved one in her cunt and the other in her ass. I shoved them completely inside her fuck holes too, this forced her to use her muscles to get them out . I poured some booze down her throat, and coached her like I was her Lamaze instructor. I kept yelling “Pushhhhhhhhh….even broke out into my wasted girl Salt N Pepa rap…. “Push it real good.” We were fucked up. With the right amount of drugs and coaching, anything is possible. Taryn shot that cell phone out her ass, and across my living room. It was like a train wreck. We couldn’t stop watching it. Ellie and I made her do it so many times, that she eventually shot both phones out her fuck holes.

dirty phone sex whoresWe spent the rest of the day playing with one another’s asses and cramming all sorts of shit up our back doors. Of course we also spent the evening sitting on bags of frozen vegetables. The lives of druggie trailer park whores is never dull, that is for sure.