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My Cousin’s Anal Cum Dumpster

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Monday night I got so drunk, but I don’t care. It doesn’t have to be the weekend for me to party! I must not be the only one who thinks that because the house party I went to was HUGE. After I had a few shots I ended up bumping into my cousin Rob and he was looking good. Growing up I always thought he was cute, but he looked so fucking sexy Monday night. Those shots really hit me hard because I was clinging to him that night, flirting to. I was too wasted to feel embarrassed and it’s not like he was pushing me away either.

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At one point that night we ended up in the bathroom together where Rob confessed that he had always wanted me. Suddenly, I was on my knees licking my cousin’s sexy dick from it’s tip to his balls. Then, Rob forced me to my feet and bent me over the sink before he shoved every last inch of his thick prick deep into my ass.

We were both looking in the mirror, watching him pound my slutty little ass. My big, round tits were bouncing up and down before Rob reached around to grab them with his hands. They spilled out around his fingers while he fucked my ass harder and deeper until he filled it up with cum.

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Never in my life have I felt dirtier. It might sound crazy, but I loved it. My cousin just fucked my ass in the bathroom and then we both went back to partying like nothing happened. Feeling his warm cum leak out of my sore little hole was so hot because it was happening in front of everyone, but no one knew. I’ve hooked up at a lot of parties before, just never with one of my first cousins. I hope it’s not the last time.

Live Phone Sex; Golden Shower Sex Stories

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I had so much fun with this guy I met during a live phone sex call on a taboo phone sex line. I thought he was just going to be some sort of weenie dude but I should had known better. This cat was seriously like over six feet tall and like tattooed and muscley, someone I would go for not doin phone sex shit. We met up at a bar and he said he wanted to do all kind of dirty things to me. I was really excited because I loved to be that nasty bitch. I literally get a thrill out of it. He paid me 100 bucks if I would do whatever thing he could think of short of murder. Mother fucker should had known I would do it without pay but, whatever, his loss right. He got super fuckin shit faced. Of course that shit was on his dime too.

phone sex line We started kissen and making out. Man, that fucker’s tongue felt hot rammed down my throat. He led the way to the men’s bathroom . I was like “Fuck yea,” since I knew his as was about to plow me in the stall. Nope. Guessed wrong. He had me kneel down next to the fuckin pisser and take a mouth full of his golden shower. I swallowed that piss right down into my stomach too. It was so fucking warm I coulda took a nap right there. But, that was not the end. He stood me up, bent me over and soaked my cunt in his urine. Said he was markin his territory before he rammed his rod into me cumming. He filled me up like a water balloon and I thought my twat was gonna explode. I went home and passed out in my clothes covered in his piss, he wore me the fuck out and I loved it. Plus I had a hundred dollars. Yay me!

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Drunk sex porn with Henrietta

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Have you ever gotten so god damn drunk you just do not remember what the fuck happened?

I did not believe my bitches when they told me how drunk I got. 

I mean it was a normal night, whoring myself around town. 

I sold my dick, my ass and my mouth for money, drugs even some drinks. 

I was faded by the time I hooked up with Joel. 

Joel was a fucking freak who I had stopped fucking. 

He shoved a critter up my ass once when I was half dead. 

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Any way my girls logged onto fb and showed me some fucked up videos. 

There I was, Sucking a fat knotted cock. 

I had it all in my mouth just choking on that big fat knotted dick and then it stops as soon as it exploded in my fucking mouth. 

The next video was even weirder!! 

I was fucking a giant watermelon. 

Screaming I was going to making some some melon babies!! 

I was drunk, fucked up and now my ass is sore… 

What else am I going to find?

Drunk Sex Porn Starring Your Favorite Cum Dumpster Cindy!

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It is no secret that I am a fish when it comes to my alcohol and how I take it down. In fact if you wanted to dump me drunk girl fucking into a fish tank with a whole lotta tequila and beer I am sure my lungs would easily adapt. I got shit faced at my own house with a group of guys, nothing new there, but this new cat thought I had passed out like a little bitch and wanted to make a amateur drunk sex porn. I could hear them talking about me like I was not there. I was just resting my eyes for real though but also getting super turned on about the thought of them attempting to fill out their drunk rape fantasies on me. Hey, I was willing to take some cock in my ass while pretending to be passed out to help out a mother fucker. That is exactly what I did too.
I laid on my couch pretended like I was asleep, kinda doing that gurgly argh think like I had seen so many light weight cunts do. They filmed oncum dumpster their phones like total newbiews. It was whatever though I was not making money off of it so I was not giving the dumb asses any tips. One recorded while the others watched the one guy reached up my skirt and began to play with my pussy. It was hard not to moan, he actually had some skilled fingers. Once he was comfortable the other guys joined in and tag teamed my cunt. They fucked me in every hole that I had available. I could not hold it any more, I whimpered and moaned for more and more. They used me as their drunk fucking disposal too. Creampied my pussy and used my mouth as their cum dumpster.

Blonde Fucking Biker Gangbang

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I hang out in bars, a lot, so I is no surprise that I wound up meeting a guy who wanted me to be his leading gal. Not only that but he was in a grade A official biker gang. I thought that was so hot. I loved the thought of riding a big ol bike between my legs, and being some guys fuck toy. He came by the bar a few times and then told me he was going to take me to their bar. Not a problem, all the guy and their ride or dies were cool as fuck. They said I could have a try out and that I needed to be back at the bar that Saturday. They also said not to eat anything 12 hours prior which I thought was weird at the time but whatever. I wanted the fucking thrill of steel!

drunk sex porn When I showed up there were a ton of bikes outside of the bar. I giggled knowing the bar was full, and I was about to get a bike club gangbang to tear me up. Most bitches would just walk away, but not this blonde fucking cum dumpster. When I got in there they started to force feed me shot after shot. Then they though me over the bar and rammed the bottle down my throat and I chugged it down. I was going to be doing some serious drunk fucking, and it did not take long for it to go to my head. I stumbled off of the bar and was thrown over the pool table.

white trash phone sex My clothing was torn off my body like a fuck doll and I giggled. Someone did not like that very much because I had a big cock shoved into my throat. The group of 10 guys fucked me while their sluts held me down. Idk what the need for the holding was, I guess I should had made it more clear I was a cum dumpster for their disposal needs. They all plowed me like the dirty white trash bitch I was. I had three guys in my used up asshole at one time and I loved every second of it. When they came all over me, and invited me into the gang. I walked away though, telling them organized sports were never really my thang. I loved being a cum dumpster though, so call me for any of their party needs. I blew a kiss and walked away, drunk as fuck and smelling like sweaty ass and cum.

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       Drunk phone sex made sense being as I was so fucked up to begin with.Papa was coming down for a visit as usual on Mother’s Day. Mama was being a trashy slut today and fucking another uncle in my bedroom. I was sitting on the couch tweaking as usual and drinking the rest of the Jack Daniel’s.  You had to do something in this motherfucker to keep your belly from aching. I wanted some more so bad that I thought calling my supplier would be a good idea. Shit I was ready to fuck his ass to the core if I had to. He would be willing he would understand what  I needed and maybe he would let me fuck him for a few ounces! Money was tight all over town and I had been whoring around for 50 cent trying to get fucked and get me some.

     Getting up and staggering to the door, I practically fell down the stairs and to your house. Now you wanted to always play high and mighty with me but I knew you wanted that fucking cock licked and stuffed just like the rest of them. I couldn’t quite figure out what you were into but hey I wanted some stick shoved up my ass and you were right there so what the hell!

     I tried to be civil about the whole thing when I knocked on your door. You had a water barrel sitting right outside ,I thought I would drench myself with some water to smell better for you. I mistakenly didn’t put no panties on so you knew where I was coming from. Knocking on the door I got ready and tried to give you the most innocent smile I could muster. Well it won’t quite innocent but you can understand can’t you? Smiling I saw you , and you didn’t waste no time grabbing me by my fucking hair and pulling me inside. Right on the counter I saw what I wanted and my lips watered. Unbuckling your pants you threw me to the floor pushed me down and ripped through my asshole! Now I couldn’t quite get why you kept saying amen, but I was in the mood for fucking and getting high so who the fucked care. Now that you know I am your neighborhood pig rat what’s you say you stay and party a bit? Hmm I love it when you stick a bottle in my ass that feels so good!

Cum On My Tits

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Maybe other girls find it annoying when guys ask them if their tits are fake, but I don’t. Whenever guys ask me a question like that it gives me a chance to prove just how real they are. I don’t mind pulling my big titties out and letting guys touch and squeeze all over them. What kind of stupid bitch would complain about that? There are guys that can’t resist the urge to stick their cock between my juicy jugs, I love it! Seeing a hot, sexy dick moving in an out between them is literally one of my favorite things.

So what if I embarrassed my BFF at a few parties by flashing everyone? Life is about fun! Nothing else matters. What did she expect at a party anyway? Especially if she was partying with me? This guy Sam was spreading rumors that my boobs were nasty and full of silicone, I had to prove him wrong! All I did was take my top off, is it my fault that Sam pushed me onto my back? Sure. I could have stopped him, but I didn’t want to. Where’s the fun in that?

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You should have seen the look on everyone’s stupid faces when Sam pulled his hard prick out! Some of them were even cheering him on when he stuck his fat rod between my tits. I wish my BFF stuck around because I really wanted her to hear all of the clapping. Even after Sam blew his load all over my titties that prude wouldn’t come back to the party. We’re still friends and everything, but she always talks about disappointed she is in me. I just laugh and tell her to shut her mouth. Does she know how many free drinks I got that night? While she was sitting alone in her room upset I was having the time of my life. Who knows maybe one day she’ll come around, but I don’t need her to. I’m gonna keep living my life, my way YOLO hahaha.

Creampie Sex Stories; Not a bedtime tale

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I don’t ever give a fuck about getting knocked up. Sometimes when I tell these dumb hoes my creampie sex stories they act like I have a problem. No bitch, that is why you ain’t got no man. Sometimes skanks think they are too good to give someone a bare back sample. They are crazy, I love the feeling of a warm load being bust into my pretty cunt. Guys love recording that shot on their cell phones too. They will pull it out and I will push that cum right out so it can seep out and down across my ass. This one time it got Eddie so fucking hot again that he used his own cum to fuck me in my ass. Man, it felt so good to have him plow into my blown out ass. He thrashed the fuck out of it, and I did not even care.

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I loved it when he got rough with me. Flipped me over and grabbed my hair with one hand and my throat with the other. I would gag trying to bring oxygen into my lungs. Sometimes I would even pass out, but it was cool cause Eddie always made sure to leave me a creampie present to clean up. Truth be told sometimes I would even shove it out into a glass to drink later. And if he got me knocked up what would be the worst that would happen? I could for sure sell that little bundle of cash on the black market to some family who wanted a little white baby. Anyway you see it being a creampie slut had nothing but perks all around. Bitches just be trippin.

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          Drunk girl fucking cock should have been my new slogan because I had no idea how the fuck I got I was shaking like a fucking leaf! I was tweaking and my head hurt for days! I don’t know how I got to this fucking hotel room! I was following the high of a lifetime after a fight that was all a haze! I was trying to pay attention to the asshole who was fucking me in the ass and mouths but I was high so who cares what the fuck he was talking about!  My stomach was empty and I had to puke in the worse way !  The only thing I could remember last night was the liquor and meth I don’t know what the hell else happened or why I woke up this morning with two fucking bitches in my asshole! I was still feeling the pressure of cock in me and I wasn’t strong enough to move these motherfuckers either!

          I tried  to tilt them to the side but these assholes were deeply stuffed and there was no way I was going to be able to get up! Like I said I was high I could care less and as my head hit the pillow I think I do remember something from last night! My step dad or uncle whatever the hell you want to call this asshole was one of the bitches stuck in my ass right now! I am sure he would wake up to tell me whats going on! No matter what happened I was fucked for days and that hazy feeling I wanted to last so I thought I had better get cracking again on scrounging up some money . Come on I am hurting real bad give me something!

Star Wars Fuckery

trashy milf BethanyAs I’m sure you’re well aware, today is Star Wars Day, due to it being May the 4th (“May the Fourth be with you!”). This gives plenty of options for extra sexy experiences. Science fiction is fun!

The first step: Put on your favorite Star Wars movie. Some people like to start with Episode 1 because it’s “number 1,” but I’m a little older than the rapscallions who think that the number means anything, so I start with Episode 4.

The next step: Pick your favorite game. I get my favorite lovers to come over and we practice the Trench Run over and over, with one of them playing Luke Skywalker and the others playing the Tie Fighters, trying to knock his cock out of the way while he tries to aim his way into my pussy. Best is if he just jerks off and manages to land his stream in my pussy or ass – bonus points for him!

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The third step: Dress up! During Episode 6, Leia dresses up as a slave to Jabba the Hut, so to celebrate the holiday, I get out my best Slave Leia outfit for some more celebrations. The boys, well, I like ‘em hairy (not quite has hairy as Chewy), and I much prefer being slave to them as opposed to that big fat motherfucker Jabba, so I act as a little slave girl to my boys for a while, seeing to their every need.

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The fourth step: Fighting, of course. The boys put on Stormtrooper masks and have a battle, of sorts. I lay down, and they try to jerk off on my face. But of course, the masks kind of impede their vision, so if they can’t see, they can’t aim well (in typical Stormtrooper fashion), so if they miss, they have to do a shot. The one that’s most drunk has to lick me clean.

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Finally, we play “Who’s your Daddy?” and we see who can make me scream the most while he fucks me. Of course, I’m trying, at the same time, to make him call out my name, but invariably, we all win this game.

I love May the Fourth. It’s possibly my favorite holiday!

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