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Hookers for hire this Easter

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Are you looking for Hookers for hire? I am a dirty hooker, who loves to be covered in your piss and shit. I will do anything for your money. My last client, he wanted me to dress up as the Easter bunny! He has always wanted to fuck the Easter bunny, he wanted her to hop on his cock! I could not help but laugh at this guy. I had to be fucked up to dress up at a Easter bunny with a furry butt plug up my ass and hop around for this sick fucker. He took his ring off, but I can see the tan line around his left finger.

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This guy is married and he comes to me with his sick fantasy. I love making these men pay me to do their naughty fantasies, no matter how gross it is. When their wives could do it. Now this guy had a tiny cock that he painted to look like a fucking Easter egg! I was laughing so hard I started to piss myself and he begged me to piss in his mouth. As I let my warm golden stream of piss flow I could see his little Easter Egg cock get harder! He wanted to hide his Easter Egg dick inside of my warm wet Easter basket! I hopped on his cock till his Easter Egg cracked and his gooey yoke was in my pussy.

The Kitty In The Middle

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I don’t have men at my house very often. I prefer to keep my sanctuary mine alone. A while back though, I had been dating this one guy exclusively for quite some time and decided to bring him home with me and let him sleep over. We were in the middle of sex hot and heavy with him on top. I was getting close to orgasm when suddenly I felt him stiffen up his whole body, not just his cock. His mouth was frozen in an O shape. Trying to move quickly he ended up getting tangled up in my sheets and falling right off my bed. He had his feet trapped in the bed and was stuck with his ass high in the air, feet to bed, and upper body in the floor. I have no idea what in the world is going on until I look at the end of my bed and realized my cat Oscar was lounging on the foot of my bed, looking like the cat who ate the canary. Apparently, my friends balls looked much to inviting to resist as he was slamming that cock in and out of me, and Oscar took a swing at them! From now on, all pets out of the room!

We’re Having An Easter Egg Cunt

phone sex line evonneEvery year I get to organize the adult Easter festivities for the trailer park. This year I went to the dollar store and bought a whole shit ton of those plastic eggs. Some of them will have little bottles of alcohol and some will have slips of paper in them which will entitle the owner to what ever sexual favor the paper has printed on it. These range from a simple kiss to a blowjob to anal fucking and fisting. You name it and it is in an egg. I am not only the Easter bunny with a fuzzy cotton tail and big bouncy tits but I am also the Easter egg cunt that will be hiding the eggs and passing out the goodies to the lucky winners. And that Golden Egg, well you will have to wait to find out what the lucky one that finds that will get…I love making the holidays kinky and naughty fun for everyone!

Cum and Get It

cheap phone sexFrom the east coast to the west you can ask any trucker and they are sure to tell you the best lot lizards they ever came across (literally) are the bitches at my stop. We can suck and fuck like no other bitch can. We get down and dirty with no limits. If you want to suck the cum out of our asses we will have them filled up ready and waiting. If you want us to suck the old pussy off your cock from the truck stop ten states before ours go ahead and whip it out. We will ride your cock cross country for the right price. Road trips seem to be our specialty. Make a request and we can guarantee to fill it. If it’s not on the menu don’t worry we can make it special to order. We have a fine crew of bitches that like to lick pussy for hours on end. We come in all shapes and sizes and are sure to fulfill your every need want and desire. So cum on in and see what these whores have to offer.

Some Dirty Talking Lines With A Phone Sex Slut

phone sex slutsI had a friend visiting and we had a bit to drink. I generally don’t talk about my phone sex, but somehow the topic got brought up. Like most men, the first thing he wanted me to do was give him some dirty talking lines that I use when I do dirty phone sex. So, I began slowly describing to him how I love to suck a big fat cock. I tell him that I start with just teasing the head and begin flicking my tongue around the head and right up the slit before I close my mouth and begin pressing putting sucking pressure on that spongy mushroom head.

I didn’t talk long before he was rock hard. I told him to come over to me and let me demonstrate. He eagerly pulled his cock out with that pre-cum already beginning to ooze. I started coming out of my clothes at that point and he began rubbing my tits and pussy. Being drunk and describing a good blow job had gotten us both so hot. Wouldn’t you know it, that was when the phone decides to ring! Not too fond of being interrupted at that pint, my friend got the idea of doing some real phone sex and he worked that receiver right into my hot pussy, using it to masturbate me and make me cum. I never did find out who was on the line that evening, but I’m sure he had some interesting sounds coming over the phone line.

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Let’s have dirty phone sex!

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I’m a nasty one. Maybe that’s why I get the dirtiest calls…the ones that are downright filthy! There are no boring vanilla calls with me! I have a certain set of standards and things that keep my pussy satisfied. One…your cock can’t be small. 8 inches minimum! If your cock is dark…black or mixed then you’ve already got me! I mean…who am I kidding? I will take ANY cock thrown my way! Well unless it is an itty bitty sissy cock…then I can’t help but laugh and laugh at that. Those are always fun because I get to get gangbanged by some huge black cocks while some loser sits back and watches me havin a damn good time! He’ll even be begging to suck their cocks too…maybe just maybe we’ll both be on our knees sucking the cum right outta a nice juicy cock…I don’t know I guess we’ll see what this kinky day leads to! All I know is I am HORNY as fuck and need a nice big dick to fill me up!

Let me be your cum filled cunt

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When I went shopping today I ran into a very old friend from years ago. But when our eyes meet it did not feel like a long time ago. It seemed like I just saw him a few mins ago. The only thing I could think of is that big black cock of his. I remember it was about 11 in long and full of hot juice cum. I was like a school looking at this hot stud football player that I could not wait to get a hold of. As I was chatting with him I just let it slip that I would love to be his cum filled cunt. I got my answer he grabbed my arm and pulled me over to the food court that was not yet opened but that did not matter. He picked the table in the middle of the room and had set and told me to drop to my knees and that’s just what I did. As soon as I hit my knees his big black cock was slapped me in the face. I took his rock hard cock down my mouth worshipping every last inch. I was his cum filled cunt again and I was loving ever min of it. I kept going up and down on his cock sucking and licking his balls. I could feel his balls getting tighter and tighter I know it would not be long I started sucking hard and faster I was ready for that big load of hot juice cum and yes I got it I got a whole mouth full I love the taste of his cum. After he blows his load he got up and just walked away did not as a word. (LOL) just like in high school I was this cum slut and that was it. Now I want to be you cum slut too .

Toilet Play for World Water Day.

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World Water Day is always a fun day for me. As you know, the bathroom is my favorite room in the house. Conserving water makes that even more fun. Why flush when you have a human urinal waiting with her mouth open for your liquid hydration. It’s much more fun to stick your cock in my hot, piss slurping piehole than some ceramic throne, isn’t it? Plus I lick you all nice and clean, right after I get a chaser of creaming cum!!!

And if you need to take a steaming dump, allow me to service you afterward. It takes gallons of our natural resources to flush that filthy toilet tissue when it is so easily solved by letting me gently but firmly lick every wrinkle on that puckered ass clean. Mmmm, I love the taste and I bet you get a stiff cock from my tongue probing your sensitive poop hole and the back side of your nut sac.

Every Day is World Water Day for me!!! You’ll find me waiting in that public restroom. All you gotta do is ask me for my help. Make a girl wet and the whole world a little wetter!!!

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Period Phone Sex with Amara

Period Phone SexI seem to be getting offers these days that I cannot turn down. Last night at the diner an unfamiliar face came in. He was a big burly trucker. Honestly he did not look the type to order anything more than our greasy spoon special. Much less the request he had. So he proceeded to tell me he wanted the monthly pussy special. I gave him a look of uncertainty like I said he definitely did not fit the profile of a lot lizard John. I went on to tell him about all my girls and asked which one may satisfy his craving. He smiled at me with a chuckle ans went on to tell me that I was not understanding his request. He said baby I have had women of many types, I’ve had the pleasure of smothering my face with the pussy of big women, petite women, brunette women, blonde women, women of many ethnicities, even a midget gal, all of them in which I earned my red wings. But you know honey, he says…I have not had the pleasure of burying my face into the pussy of a fiery red headed woman such as yourself during that special time of the month. He reached in his front pocket of his overalls and fanned out hundred dollar bills in front of me. He said for $2000 will you let me lap up your bloody pussy juices for the night. I am sure my eyes lit up with me being the nasty bitch that I am this did not shock me. What shocked me was he is willing to shell out that kind of cash. When the truth is I probably would have done it for a fraction of that price. I felt like I just hit the lottery! I wondered how he’d known it was my time of the month, so I asked him. He said sweetie I have the nose of a blood hound, no pun intended. I smelled you as soon as I hit that door. I just giggled and told him I’d meet him at his rig. I climbed up in his truck and he had towels spread out on his bunk. He laid me back and I spread my legs. He started to stroke his dick, which was hard for me to see over that belly. He took his other hand and rubbed it all around my lips then slid a finger into my tight red cunt hole. As he pulled it out he took that hand and began stroking his cock with that slippery hand all lubed up with a combination of my pussy juices and blood. He just couldn’t resist any longer as he dove face first into my messy cunt. Lapping up my wetness right straight from my cunt hole. He was mumbling how delicious I tasted as he buried his tongue even deeper inside of me. He was so proud to earn his fiery red headed, red wings. And I was just happy that I made two grand laying on my back.

Big Dick Sucker Lessons on Some Dirty Talking Lines

big dick sucker bevI’m a big dick sucker. I taught my daughter how to be one too, just like my mother taught me. I guess you could say I have some dirty talking lines for phone sex. I love talking about all sorts of non vanilla topics like drugs, incest, gangbangs, toilet play, four legged friends, breeding sex, cum eating… I guess you get the picture? Want to know how I taught my daughter to suck a big dick? I used our four legged friend. He was a big beast so he had a big dick for a little girl. She loved him, so it was easy to get her to do it. I was high as kite that day, so that may have added to my choice of cock for her first head lesson. She complained at first that it was slimy. But once she realized Thor loved it, she sucked harder and faster. Her brother busted us. I thought for sure he would be disgusted with us both, but quite the opposite. He was so turned on he started stroking his dick watching.

some dirty talking linesI wasn’t going to be the only girl without dick in her mouth, so I sucked my son off while my daughter toyed with Thor. Thor locked his red rocket in her mouth and thrust like a beast until he came.  I was so proud of my little whore; she swallowed  his nasty spunk like a dirty old cougar. Like her mamma actually! My son jet blasted his load in my mouth watching his sister take spooge from the family beast. My daughter and I made out, swapping our loads of cum. My son got hard again and decided to give his sister his big bone in her ass. Well he was humping her like an animal, so Thor got jealous. I smeared a little peanut butter on my ass so he could lick me to a hard cum. As his reward, he got a pat on the head and the chance to shove his red rocket inside my puss. He hooked that barbed fuck stick in me until he busted his nut too. It was a fun for the whole family kind of day, white trash style.