Last night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….
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Wild Weekend
I Love Being a Cheap Cum Filled Whore
A lot of guys are surprised when they hook up with me. I have a reputation at school and around town for being a filthy druggie whore. Is it considered a rumor if it’s true? Whatever. I don’t care. Anyway, because of those rumors the guys are usually surprised by how tight my pussy is. Sometimes they’ll tell me that they expected my cunt to be busted, but they’re glad that it isn’t.
Honestly, that really depends on what I’ve been up to around the time we hook up. I won’t lie sometimes my cunt does get a beat up and that makes it look a little busted.There are a few boys who like it so whenever I can I call them to let them know that I’m ready to play. Every once in awhile I’ll be with a guy and my poor coochie is so damaged from the night before that he can hardly feel anything. A couple times cum was even leaking out from inside me from just spreading my legs, but that only happens hours after I hook up with someone.
I’ve been on a roll lately, fucking as many different dudes as I can a day and partying non-stop. The haters can say whatever they want, I’m having fun. One of my professors tried to do a little intervention after class one day, but I wasn’t having any of that. He went on about how concerned he was about my grades and health. I guess he wasn’t that concerned because all I had to do to shut him up was kneel in front of him and shove his cock in my little mouth. Now sometimes we party together and I do whatever slutty thing he wants. Why wouldn’t I? It’s the prefect situation! Partying, fucking, hooking up with my professor, AND getting a passing grade! I’m living every girls dream!
Woo Hoo PB&J
Today is National PB&J day and let me say, this broke ass bitch can appreciate a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I decided in honor I would not only treat myself to an amazing treat but I would also treat my four legged pal. I went into the kitchen and grabbed the jar from the counter and began to make me a sandwich. Taking the spoon I held it down for him to lick it clean. He licked his chops while I spread the jelly onto the other side of the bread and married the two together. I walked towards the bedroom with my furry friend right behind me.After removing the jeans and panties I was wearing I sat on the edge of my bed. I took a bite from my crust less sandwich. I liked my bread shaved, just like I was. He sat on the ground panting as I ate my sandwich. I took it and rubbed it between my slit leaving peanut butter and jelly between my pussy lips; my little guys own sandwich. He lapped at my clitty and I began to moan from how good it felt. Every time he would slow I would run more on there for him. I took a corner and slid it just slightly into my pussy hole. He stood up wagging his tail and lapped his tongue genially coaxing it out. I spread my slit wide open for him and he stuck his tongue inside me.
“Good boy, get mommy, make mommy cum.”
I took the sandwich and put another piece inside me. Again he happily licked it from me. I wanted him to cum to so I got on the ground and began to stroke him. I sucked him into my mouth while he panted heavily. I turned onto my belly and helped him to mount into me. I moaned and he met those moans with wild noises. I forgot how amazing he felt inside me, I took the sandwich rubbing it on my neck and he licked it back clean while he moved inside me.When the both of us came I rolled back on the bed tossing him the remnants of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He gobbled it up licking his floppy lips clean. When he was done he jumped onto my bed and lay next to me. He began to doze off to sleep and I kissed him on his nose. “Happy peanut butter and jelly day my prince.” I said to him as he began to wag his tail gently, then we both drifted off to our horny dream lands.
Phone Sex with Cum Guzzling Druggy Slut Jamie
When I saw 20 guys lined up outside my bedroom I couldn’t stop smiling. I’ve been broke for the last few weeks so I was really desperate. I wanted to get drunk and high so bad that I was willing to do anything, this time they really made me work for it. Not that it even felt like work really, I actually enjoy it every time. I love how they treat me like I’m a worthless junkie whore. How they slap me in the face with their throbbing pricks and spit right on my face. I even like the names they call me while they take turns fucking my throat hard and deep.
At first it was only about getting high for free, but now I realize I just like being a filthy cum guzzling whore. Lately, the only thing that makes my pussy wet when I’m sober is being used or treated like garbage. I actually fantasize about guys throwing me around like a rag doll and degrading me in public now. I know it sounds sick, but I just can’t help it. Sometimes I want it so badly that I’ll do disgusting things even if I don’t get anything for it.
Honestly, laying on my back in my room getting my mouth filled with 20 loads of cum turned me on more than anything else has lately. Even after it was over I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Not just the things they said and did, but how many there were. When I started to think about how I literally swallowed 20 loads of cum in one day something came over me. I started rubbing my swollen clit while I thought about all those things until I squirt all over my bed. Then, I did a line of coke and cleaned my mess up.
Taking the Train
I had to work late at work supervising a bunch of construction workers. And after I drained each and everyone of there cocks It was time to go home. I took the train so I could sit and play with my pulsating cum filled pussy and relive all the fun I just had! I didn’t even care who was watching me. I was lost in my own world. My legs were spread wide with two fingers shoved in my waiting cunt. I was so close to cumming! It was building and building when I felt someone grab my hand and pull me up. It was some gang banger’s on the train. I didn’t even see them get on. They were all talking at once calling me a whore. A slut! I told them to shut the fuck up and fuck me! I don’t was being pulled every which way. My tits squeezed and my clothes ripped off! Then I felt all their cocks at once! My asshole, my mouth, my cunt all being filled! It was pure heaven! Right there on the train. Being treated like a dirty whore. I have never cum so much in my life! I am going to have to start taking the train home every night!
Horny Hump Day with a Trailer Trash Whore
Well it is Wednesday and that means Horny Hump Day to a trailer park whore like myself. A few of my fellow cougar whores were over this morning and we had COCK on the brain. We put on some slutty clothes and trolled the trailer park for dick. We lucked out that it was Spring Break, so lots of young strapping boys were home. And what school boy doesn’t want to fuck 3 hot horny old broads? Derek was likely way younger than we thought, but I’m not a bar, I don’t need to check ID. I just need a hard working cock.
We molested that boy! We shoved our ample boobs in his face, smothered him with tits. Got his attention all right. His young cock was bulging in his jeans, so of course I let it out. Nice and thick too. We took turns sucking his shaft. We had to show him mature women know their way around a cock. Three seasoned whores on your shaft, you would lose your shit quick too. He came in my mouth pretty quickly, but I assured him our first names were Whore, our middle names were Hoover. We could bring him back to life in no time. While he was recuperating, I taught him the fine art of eating pussy. Every young stud needs to know his way around a woman’s clit better than her gynecologist. If a girl is getting her snatch licked well, chances are she has a cougar to thank.
Getting that glazed donut look, made our young stud hard again, just like I knew it would. I eat my share of pussy when cock can’t be found, and a cougar cunt is like fine wine, get’s better with age. And wetter! We all squirted his face with our old nectar. Since we were all so horny and needed to hump, we fought over who got his stiff pecker up their old snatch first. Age before beauty. Since I was the oldest whore, I got to hump him first. I rode him like an old cowgirl. My girlfriends sucked on my titties as I bounced on his throbbing cock. I could feel my clit getting engorged from the stimulation of his dick up my puss. I was reverse cowgirl so I could play with his balls too. Even slipped a cunt juice covered finger up his ass, which drove him wild.
I got another load of fresh boy batter up my snatch this time. I received two cums, my friends zero. But I assured them, with a young stud full of cum, he has an endless supply of cream for us greedy cum cougars. I licked his sweaty taint, slid another finger up his butt hole, and got him hard for my friends. I can make a dead man cum, so don’t think for a moment I won’t resuscitate your cock too. Young or old, on horny hump day, when I want fucked, I make it happen, again and again and again.