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Live Phone Sex To Celebrate The New Year!

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Hey, pervs! What better way to ring in 2021 than having some live phone sex fun with your favorite lot lizard?! You bet your sexy ass I plan on being down at the truck stop off and on today, tonight, and tomorrow. This year was a shit show and I think these truckers need to be rewarded for all their hard work this year. Not that I don’t always give them special treatment. You know I always make sure they’re satisfied very well! But I don’t know. I just wanna dress up real nice and do something special for those hard-working guys. I’ve been thinking about asking my tranny friend if she wants to go down to the truck stop with me on New Years Day. A lot of the guys keep telling me that they’d love to suck tranny cock or be fucked by that dick. Who am I to keep them from having their dream come true? And of course, I’d love to get my cunt fucked while I’m watching my tranny friend work her magic on those mouths and assholes. Can you think of anything else that I could do to make the day special for the truckers? Call me and tell me all about it!

Anal Cum Dumpster Beverly

anal cum dumpsterI was an anal cum dumpster for Christmas. It was just my daughter, son and I celebrating, but my daughter and I were in a gang bang mood. My son called up a few dozen of his friends to come up and spread some joy to his mommy whore and slut sister. My son planned on joining in too. He can never just watch and stroke. Well, he can, just not for long. His friends were happy to blow off their family to join our kinky family fun. I have fucked almost all my son’s friends over the years. Most of them before they could drive. A couple of my son’s friends brought their younger brothers to introduce them to the joys of fucking a trashy milf. I was high and drunk. So was my daughter. When the boys arrived, we got in the position to best take those hard dicks. Side by side on all fours, we showed the boys we were ready to fuck. I am an anal whore, so I told the boys to fuck my ass. I cannot get knocked up anymore because I am in my 50s, but some of the boys liked pretending they were knocking up a dirty old whore. My arm was interlocked with daughter’s arm. We kissed as the boys fucked our assholes. We could both feel hot cum running out our assholes and down our legs. It was such a turn on. I love sharing cocks with my girl. My son came around to the front of us with a couple of the younger boys and demonstrated to them how to skull fuck two bitches. My daughter and I love it when we have a cock in each end. We got to give a few boys their first cums not from their own hands. By the end of the day, cum was oozing out of our assholes and we had bellies full of jizz. I started to shit the cum out of my ass to feed my daughter, but my son wanted to clean up my butthole. I always knew my daughter was a creampie slut, but my son surprised me. He saved some of that hot butthole cream to snowball his mommy and sister with. Best Christmas ever.

Merry Cum Filled Christmas!

Gangbang WhoreThis has been the best Christmas ever!

There were big fat cocks as far as I could see!

My boss threw us girls the most amazing party last night and instead of us grinding our asses in men’s laps and feeling those hard cocks rise, they were stroking for us!

There were at least six men with their cocks hanging out all thick and hard and we didn’t even have to work for it!

They were so eager to stuff that meat in any fuck hole we would offer!

Well word must have gotten out that I am a big dick sucker!

I love a nice meaty cock filling my mouth and sliding down my throat!

So when the first guy came up to me and put that meat on my lips, how could I not just grab right a hold and start licking that dripping head!

But I must have been very good this year because his friend was nice enough to slide his big dark snake into my tight ass while I was getting fucked in the face!

My ass was so tight that he was only two strokes in before I drained every drop of cum from his ball sack!

But the best was when they all lined up, and one by one, pumped and dumped their warm creamy load in my tight bald cunt!

I was the happiest little creampie pie slut in the joint, dripping from mouth to ass and tits to cunt!

Merry Cum filled Christmas to me!

 

 

Golden Showers Phone Sex Experience

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It might not be a white Christmas where you are, but it could be a golden one – golden shower phone sex, that is! I know there are all kinds of freaks out there who would much prefer that to any other holiday fun, anyway. Just imagine how amazing it would be to fuck me in any position or hole you want and then you could put me on my knees, cum on my face, but then there’s one more thing to do. You could wash all of that cum off my face with a steady stream of your golden liquid. I know you can’t wait to have your piss dripping from my face. You love doing that to me and if I’m being honest, it turns me on a LOT, too. I always reach down and rub my cunt while you’re pissing on me and it sends me over the edge every single time. I always cum so hard when you’re making a golden mess all over me. But I also do love using you as my toilet, too, if you want me to. So if you’re in the mood for golden showers instead of snow showers, call me now!

Cum Fuck This Shaved Wet Pussy

cum dumpsterSome of us were born to be whores on high! I went from sucking my momma’s titty, to sucking lollipops, to deep throating thick throbbing cocks. I was a young slut when I had my first taste, a rugrat who loved playing dolls as much as I did playing with balls; and I don’t mean footballs or baseballs. I mean those delicious nuts filled with hot and steamy semen; let that load go all over my little face!
I come on strong, but you’ll be cumming hard by the time I’m done with you. You’ll arrive questioning if such a sweet smile can suck your soul out, but you’ll leave addicted to every little drop of me. If you get tired of my mouth, I’ll use these sexy fucking titties of mine to jack off your throbbing cock. Either way, you’re cumming; I don’t care if it’s deep in my virgin asshole, down my cum dumpster throat, or up inside my velvety young pussy.
There’s nothing you need more than this wet ass pussy sliding up and down your cock, dripping all over those balls that crave to explode deep inside me. Leave me a little cream pie as a thank you for fucking and sucking your cock so fantastically. If you’re horny, and you’re lonely, why are you waiting? My fuck holes are empty, and I need to be filled.

Sloppy Wet Pussy Lover

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Have you heard that song WAP (wet ass pussy)? Well, it really could have been written about me. I always have a sloppy wet pussy, especially when I’m down partying with the truckers. They tell me that out of all the lot lizards, I’m the one with the best, wettest cunt. And I fucking love that I’m their favorite. It just really makes me feel good inside that I help out all of these lonely, hard-working men. And if I’m being honest, it’s a super huge turn-on to have man after man putting his hard cock inside this sloppy cunt. How about you call me and tell me what kind of nasty sex you’d want to have if you got to take a stab at my pussy. Do you want to bend me over and just not even care about anything other than the fact that you have your cock in my wet hole? I love random stranger fucks. We don’t ever even have to look each other in the eye. Or maybe you want me to ride that cock like a redneck cowgirl. You know I’ll do it really good, baby! The world is ours and we can do anything we want! So call me and play with me! I’m horny just thinking about it.

A True Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutI am not saying I would not suck a nice juicy cock for some money. What I am saying is that it is just as likely that I am going to slam that fat schlong in my mouth for abso-fucking-lutely free. I am the true meaning of a whore. Cock is all I can think about most days. The doctors tell me I am a nymphomaniac, or whatever the fuck that means! All I know is that I absolutely love everything there is about slurping down steamy fucking loads of cum.

Last night, I was so horny at home I made my way downtown to work the streets. The Johns were blown away when they realized I wanted to suck them fucking dry, and did not want a penny for it. I spent my evening, from sun down to sun up, getting throat fucked by over twenty five cocks! I know that must be hard to believe, but once you let me coax your load into my throat, there will not be a doubt remaining in your mind.
I worshiped those cocks, choking them down and swallowing them whole. I never spilled a drop when they finally could not take the way I was getting face fucked and came right in my mouth! I can still taste hot cum on the back of my throat. I think I will make a house call tonight, just to get another taste of juicy cock. Can I cum by?

Shemale Phone Sex Mistress Josie

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I’m a Mistress with a cock. Shemale Phone Sex crack slut is what I am proud about being. I love stroking my cock and making you worship it. Teasing you with the bulg in pretty panties exciting you. My breasts, pert, full, and sexy pressed against your back is best. My joy stick slipping into that man pussy is exactly what will fill you with Joy this season. Josie’s Joy Stick brings Holiday gayness. I’m going to be spending this X-mas making it my XXX-mas of fucking. It’s a tranny cock fuckathon and you are my conquest. I want to fuck as many mouths and assholes as I can on XXX-mas and I am offing you the best deal ever! You get to suck my big tranny dick and I promise to put the cream inside, where it belongs.

Druggy phone sex

Being without family on the Holidays is no problem for me. I get to do all on my own free will and I get to spend my time making money off of fellow loner druggies like me. We have our own untold bond and familyness. I would always visit my regular club that was 24/7. This pandemic has killed that fun and family gathering of misfit sex hungry drug addicts like me. It was the best times. Well I am going to be celebrating with you guys instead and it will be an all day party!

Druggy Porn Whore

druggy pornSometimes, I fancy myself a druggy porn star. Seriously, when I am high, anything goes. My son was laid off work again. He had a decent job, but budget cuts made his company downsize and he was the last hired. He has some debts. One debt he cannot rob Paul  to pay Peter either. He is a gambler and sometimes the ponies do not pay. He was okay with paying the bookie back with ridiculous interest, but he panicked when he lost his job. Miss a payment to his bookie and lose a kneecap. He came to me for help. I do not have the kind of money he needed, but I do have pussy and ass I can sell. Normally, I just trade my fuck holes for coke, but I have no pride. I do not want my son hurt, so I put an ad up on this discreet hookup site and had a few thousand dollars arranged the old-fashioned way. I demanded cash payments because Venmo and Paypal can be cancelled afterwards. If I was going to pimp myself out for cash instead of coke, I better not get screwed twice, LOL. I told my son to record me with the various men fucking so we could profit double off my tricks. Other men love to pay for live streams of women being lot lizard sex whores. I love the modern age. I can be my own pimp and arrange a date quickly with no street corner work. Sex always sells. I think now more than ever men want some strange and are willing to pay for it. I think I am going to have to sell my holes daily to get my son’s out of debt to Guido the killer bookie. No better reason to be a whore than your flesh and blood though.

Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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It’s time for another story about me being a drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone down at the truck stop. The guys are more generous with their dicks and their money during this time of year. I always get a nice big Christmas bonus from most of the guys and I just use it to buy more party materials, if you know what I mean. That always makes playtime with the truckers so much more fun. I’ll say yes to anything if I’m hopped up on my party meds and I think the guys know that, so they keep me supplied.

Last year around the holidays, I rented a hotel room for a weekend instead of fucking them all in their big rigs. I figured since it was Christmas, it should be special. I don’t know how many guys came in and fucked me, but I know I blacked out at one point and they just kept on fucking me. They knew I’d say yes anyway. Do you want to hear more about what I do remember about that nasty weekend? I’m here and ready to fill your stockings full of holiday cheer. You know the drill – all you have to do is call me.