Dirty Phone Sex Caroline

dirty phone sexAs always, I can’t decide what I want to do tonight. When a super skank like me has to choose between smoking meth and 69’ing with the liquor store manager or snorting snowy rails and getting spit roasted by the guys at the gas station, well let’s just say it’s a real “Sophie’s Choice” type situation when you’re living the slut life. Who am I kidding, of course I’m going to do both! Once I’m all jacked up on dick and drugs I’m going to want more, I always do. Maybe I’ll go over to my cousin’s house with some oxy’s and a bottle of gin and wait for her to pass out so I can make her husband clean my cum ridden cunt with his mouth before blowing out my butthole with his beer can of a cock. I’ll have to make sure he stays away from the pills. I could go hang out with the bums under the bridge, downtown. They never have any good drugs but there’s plenty of booze plus they’ll run a ragtag train on me that I’ll never forget. I guess I was wrong, I know exactly what I’m going to do tonight!

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