You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones that seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone. There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I was out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.
Category: Blonde fucking
Gangbang Whore in Training
My teen daughter is perfect to be a gangbang whore. The only problem is she is a bit sassy. Whores of this nature need to be submissive and obedient. I could use a less sassy daughter, not to mention a little teen porn queen to help with the bills. Since I know I can profit off her tight teen body, I have started schooling her in how to be a submissive slut. Before I bring in the stunt cocks to prime her holes, I decided to have a little strap-on play fun with my eldest slut first. Attempt to break that Philly a bit. I put on my bitch in charge outfit, complete with a 9 inch strap-on and dragged her ass out of bed. Pulled her by her blonde locks to force her on her knees to suck my dick. When she tried to sass me, I shoved my chick dick down her throat making her gag. “Listen to me bitch, Mommy is in charge. I own you. Do as you are told or you will regret it,” I snapped at her.
She looked scared. She started sucking my chick dick like a dirty porno queen. “Suck it slut,” I quipped at her repeatedly. She wasn’t so sassy sucking my makeshift cock. I made her gag. She is going to need more oral training to get face fucked by a dozen or so big cocks. I’m sure I can find a group of guys willing to skull fuck a hot school girl. I flipped her over and crammed that dildo up her pussy. I was fucking her fast; so fast her teen twat juice was spraying me. She likes it rough, just like her mommy. Without warning, I pulled out of her soaking wet pussy, and jammed it in her ass. She let out a scream. I grabbed her blonde hair and pummeled her ass deeper and faster. I like that it hurt her. She needs to learn who is in charge. After about a an hour of hardcore ass fucking, I made her suck my dick clean. She fought that. Guess being an ass to mouth slut didn’t sit well with her. But I am her mommy; I own her, so she better do as I say. “Clean it up whore,” I screamed loudly at her. She was shaking. I love that I actually put the fear of something up her ass. “That’s a good whore,” I cooed as I made her slurp her ass juice of my chick dick. Once I was done with her ass, I made her lick my boots while I enjoyed a smoke.
I’m gonna have so much fun breaking in this little twat. Perhaps you would like to help me? Nothing is off limits with my offspring. I own them, and for the right price, I will do anything I want with them. You can too.Or hell, maybe you need broke in too? This chick dick of mine is an equal opportunity fucker.
White Trash Hook UP
My girl Destiny called me last night and gave me the ultimate white trash hook up. A friend of hers was not able to make it to a party that she was booked for. She said the guys were loaded but she had something else she had to be working on. Well anyway, Destiny said she could do the job but the guys wanted two girls now. I am not a stripper but I do strip for guys for free. So I was thinking I could go and have some fun with Destiny for the evening and maybe make some tips for rent. So I picked put a real cute outfit and Destiny showed up at my place to pick me up with Karli, another friend of ours. Dudes changed their mind, again. But I was not scared I thought if anything it was going to make the night even more memorable.
When we got there what I thought was going to be the three of us like five guys wound up being the three of us and around 25 horny and ready to go men. Music pumped, we danced and money fell from the sky like rain. I had never seen that much money in my life. We were swimming in it. What was I kidding we even fucked these guys brains out like the three whore amigos sent to save their lonely cocks. We were not like paid whore we were just super fucking cum loving sluts. There just happened to be a lot of coke and alcohol and of course Benjamin. Benjamin and I rarely met to be honest but I always went after him and spent him just as fast. When we left we had so much money we did not know what to do. It was about 4 in the morning and we headed to the Waffle Casa and separated it out. I wound up with 13,000 dollars all to myself as my cut. Destiny got the most for what she called a finder’s fee. I was not hating though, I was so stoked, time to get my party on.
Money Makes Me Smile
“Music makes me dance and money money money makes me smile” my favorite line from a song…not only does it make me smile but it makes me wet as fucking hell. Nothing gets the pussy going into overdrive faster then a stack of cold, hard, green cash, excerpt maybe a huge fucking cock. You know the ones that are way above average. The ones that stretch your holes like a good fisting. Last night I hit the fucking jackpot and got both. Yep a twofer, a bogo, a bonus. He had a was of fucking dough that was all mine if I could take his cock. No one has ever been able to do it in any capacity. So if i could take all of it, balls deep in any hole, mouth ass or cunt, and endure the resulting pounding I would get until he shot his load, the cash was all mine. Thank fucking goodness for my lack of gag reflex, I knew I could take his cock no matter how big in my mouth at least. Little did I know just what he was fucking packing. When he pulled his cock out the gasp was and involuntary reaction and he laughed out loud.
The very first thing I wanted to do was get a picture of that fucking thing, no one would believe this with out one. They would think it was like one of those fishing stories. You know I caught one “this big”. I wondered just how much bigger it could get once it was hard, I was about to find out. I wrapped my mouth around that huge cock and slowly worked it down the back of my throat. I inched it down little by little fearing that I wouldn’t be able to do it. After what seemed an eternity I had his entire cock down my throat. He was very patient with the process of me taking his cock all the way down, but no sooner did his nuts hit my chin did he start fucking my throat without mercy. It took me off guard and for a minute I couldn’t breath, but then I fell into his rhythm and let him have his fun. he shot his thick load down my throat and handed me the wad of cash happily. Now it was my turn, I offered him a bet of double or nothing. I wanted that monster in my ass so bad I couldn’t stand it, the extra cash was a bonus. When he took me up on it I was so happy that I squealed! My ass is going to be sore for some time to cum but my wallet is loving it!
Woo Hoo PB&J
Today is National PB&J day and let me say, this broke ass bitch can appreciate a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I decided in honor I would not only treat myself to an amazing treat but I would also treat my four legged pal. I went into the kitchen and grabbed the jar from the counter and began to make me a sandwich. Taking the spoon I held it down for him to lick it clean. He licked his chops while I spread the jelly onto the other side of the bread and married the two together. I walked towards the bedroom with my furry friend right behind me.After removing the jeans and panties I was wearing I sat on the edge of my bed. I took a bite from my crust less sandwich. I liked my bread shaved, just like I was. He sat on the ground panting as I ate my sandwich. I took it and rubbed it between my slit leaving peanut butter and jelly between my pussy lips; my little guys own sandwich. He lapped at my clitty and I began to moan from how good it felt. Every time he would slow I would run more on there for him. I took a corner and slid it just slightly into my pussy hole. He stood up wagging his tail and lapped his tongue genially coaxing it out. I spread my slit wide open for him and he stuck his tongue inside me.
“Good boy, get mommy, make mommy cum.”
I took the sandwich and put another piece inside me. Again he happily licked it from me. I wanted him to cum to so I got on the ground and began to stroke him. I sucked him into my mouth while he panted heavily. I turned onto my belly and helped him to mount into me. I moaned and he met those moans with wild noises. I forgot how amazing he felt inside me, I took the sandwich rubbing it on my neck and he licked it back clean while he moved inside me.When the both of us came I rolled back on the bed tossing him the remnants of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He gobbled it up licking his floppy lips clean. When he was done he jumped onto my bed and lay next to me. He began to doze off to sleep and I kissed him on his nose. “Happy peanut butter and jelly day my prince.” I said to him as he began to wag his tail gently, then we both drifted off to our horny dream lands.
Rent
I can’t believe it’s the end of the month. Rent is due in a few days and I know I don’t have enough money to pay it. Work has been so slow the past two weeks, and I know I can’t borrow any cash. Guess it’s a good thing that I have this hot body. I am sure I can find some way to get myself out of this situation. Am I right?
I have seen how my landlord looks at me…and it’s the same with his sons who do the maintenance around the building. I had a hunch if I invited them over I could get them to let me slide this month. So I put a call into the office and asked to speak with Tom, the landlord. He was not in the office but his eldest son, Aaron, asked if he could help. I told him that I had a problem and I needed to talk ASAP. No sooner had we hung up the phone, then Aaron was knocking on my door.
Now I am not gonna lie. I dressed special for this meeting. I had on a tight low cut shirt, no bra, a denim short skirt and no panties. My tits were all but falling out of the shirt when I opened the door. I could tell Aaron was pleased to see me as he looked me up and over. “Please come in” I said and pointed to the couch. Aaron sat and listened patiently as I cried on his shoulder about my predicament. At first I could not get a read on him, so I made it crystal clear that I would do anything he wanted if he could waive rent for the month.
After a long pause, he gave me a wicked smile. “Let me get this straight” he said “You can’t pay me in cash, but you are willing to fuck me and my brothers free for the entire month in exchange for your rent?” I nodded in agreement. Aaron pulled out his cell phone and told me to take off my clothes. I undressed, and he snapped picture after picture of me in various nude poses. He then texted them to his brothers asking them for their opinions on the situation. Within 5 minutes there was a knock at my door. His twin brothers David and Daniel had arrived to see if this was real and not a joke.
I stood there naked as they looked me over. Daniel closed the front door and locked it. In a flurry of activity all three of them undressed and marched me to the bedroom. I was pushed down onto all fours while they came at me with their hard cocks. Aaron sat in front of me while I sucked his cock. Daniel shoved his tool straight up my ass, stretching it wide. David videotaped the action so he could share it with his friends later. I don’t know how long it went on for but eventually all three of my holes were used and full of cum. David told me to take a shower and rest up. He would be back tomorrow morning with his brothers and their friends. Now just what did I get myself into?