Cum guzzling slut is what the teen boys call me. It is officially summertime, which means I cram my big tits into a small bikini and hang out at the trailer park pool. There is no lifeguard. It is a small swim at your own risk pool. I just go there to work on my tan and score with the teen boys home from school. Few adults go to this pool. So, it is a dirty milf’s paradise. I got up early and hit the pool around 11 am. I can catch some good rays then. I can catch some cum too. When I arrived, there was a group of teen boys playing in the pool. I licked my lips, set my towel and keys down, and did a cannonball into the pool. I landed right in the middle of them. They didn’t mind a trashy milf invading their space. They knew why I was there. One of the boys said he was hoping I would come out and play. I pulled off their swim trunks and pulled out their dicks. You ever had an underwater blowjob or hand job? My boys of summer sure enjoyed it. Watching cum shoot under water is fascinating. It is a slow motion cum shot. I am a cum catcher, even under water. I may have swallowed some pool water, but I got the cum globs too. We got back poolside, so I could get gangbanged on a lawn chair. One boy after another rammed his cock in one of my holes. It doesn’t matter if they fuck my ass or my pussy. Both holes are always open. They wanted me to clean their fuck sticks. I am a firm believer in cleaning up my mess. I have concrete burns from slopping up those dirty dicks. I have unusual tan lines from my fun in the sun, but I am a trailer trash whore. I just go to the pool for the cum. Getting a tan is a bonus.
Cum Guzzling Slut at the Pool
Scrumptious Marble Shit Cake
You and I had the dirtiest kinkiest time last night. It was your birthday but by the time we got around to the cake, I had consumed too much alcohol and was just a little tipsy. I accidently dropped your cake right on your lap. You being you just started laughing and smearing that cake with red icing all over my naked body. We were smearing it all over our naked bodies and then we started licking it off of each other. As I was sucking all of that butter cream icing off of your big hard cock. You had a wicked little laugh and said you know what would make this cake better. If I took a great big shit all over your chest then we could mix it in with this vanilla cake and make one hell of a scrumptious marble shit cake. We smeared my shit along with your cake all over each other and made sure to lick every last drop off of each other. I sucked your hard throbbing shit cake covered cock until you busted a nut and cum washed it all down.
Harry Potters magical cum
A girl like me is always looking for nasty phone sex. I will go to any lengths to get it too. Since I am a huge nerd and made my way to the local comic con this weekend. Can you guess who I dressed as? Well I won’t give you all of the details but let’s just say Harry Potter is my favorite fictional literature. I have gotten myself off so many times through the years to the thoughts of him fucking me and sticking his magic wand deep inside of my asshole. I know that his invisibility cloak had my cum soaked into it by the time we were through. I bet none of those other Gryffindor girls know how to be a cum guzzling slut like me. I don’t know if it’s the magic in his blood or the magic stick between his legs but Harry Potter has magical cum that I always leave soaked in my panties when we are finished. I sure hope that maybe one day we can have a little mud-blood of our own. Only death eaters believe that us muggles hold no magical power. Well someone better ask Harry because I know that I showed him some tricks tonight that aren’t found in spells or potion books. I wonder what Malfoy or even little Ron would think of the things that I can do. Maybe they can both take me on together what a sweet treat that would be. None as special as Harry is to me though.
lookin for a girl like her


If you have been following me you know I call the phone sex line for my fantasies too. I have a thing for trannies. I just can not fucking help myself. One of my callers had me watching shemales with him the other day and i am fucking hooked now. Just last week I had my first real-life encounter with one. And it was so hot. I cant get her out of my head. I find myself masturbating constantly to thoughts of her. So on this particular day i stumbled across a sexy brunette named Suzi. Her page promised me freaky phone sex. Well yes, ma’am don’t mind if I do! She had me doing things I had only imagined before. Suzi made me squirt all over my sheets with her sassy flick of the tongue. Her cock made me feel like my cunt has goosebumps I was as so excited. I can’t wait to find another chick with a huge dick like hers.
Double dare
I never turn down a dare no matter what. I was out and about hanging out with some friends we stumbled upon a tranny bar, and we just wanted to hang out with the hot trannies. I was dared to fuck with one. I had my sights on a hot blonde that was glaring right at me. I couldn’t turn down a double dare, so I took charming Josie home and got acquainted with her cock. There is a first for everything. I had never been with a shemale, so I didn’t know what to expect. Josie was so sexy and hot a tight sexy body. I could feel her cock grow as I got close to her. I got on my knees and gave her the best blowjob ever. I liked having her precum all over my lips and didn’t stop taking her whole till I had her cock entirely in my mouth. Rubbing that load right out. I got on her beautiful cock and took that whole too. I was going to be her cum dumpster for sure. I never turn down a dare.
Freaky Phone Sex With Memphis
I know my place as well as many sluts place in this world is to be used and tormented by alpha males. I love being spit on in my face before I get fucked and being called a pig and a whore. I deserve it all that comes my way. I wish someone would tape me having my holes gaping open and being punched. I want to be bent over with my arms being pulled way back behind my back and being pumped in each hole with multiple in my mouth making my eyes water and getting slapped because they think i am crying. I get whipping cream poured in my mouth and am choking trying to swallow the cream and the dicks. My throat hurts but it’s making my pussy wet. I want that nose candy too so I will allow anything and have fun being a rag doll fuck toy. I love when there is so much cum in my holes it is seeping out and getting everywhere making a white sticky mess.
Vagina Viagra Equals Dirty Live Phone Sex
Live phone sex is the best. I don’t understand why men would call for recorded sex stories. When you call me, it is personalized. I say your name. We talk about our experiences and I want to fulfill your naughty fantasy. I don’t tell a generic story. Last night Larry wanted to hear me masturbate. I take female Viagra, so I can masturbate all night long. I thought that was easy. I masturbate all the time because Viagra for vaginas makes me have a clitty hard on for well over 4 hours. We can never give ourselves too much self love, right? He didn’t want just a vanilla diddle my pussy call. I should have known that. This isn’t the site you call for anything vanilla. He wanted me to find the biggest thing in the house to fuck my cunt. I knew just the thing to use too. My son’s little league baseball bat. I am a nasty freak on this Viagra shit. I love stretching my comfort level and my fuck holes. I put my caller on speaker phone and positioned the bat over my pussy in such a way that I could just squat down and impale my pussy as far as I could go.I grunted and moaned as my pussy devoured the baseball bat inch by inch. Viagra makes me even hornier than usual. I would like to brag that my pussy took all 14 inches, but I only got about 11 inches in. Clearly, I need more practice. My sons offered to help, but their cocks are half that size. Maybe one day, they will be bigger. I mean they are still growing. My pussy is still sore today. When you call for live dirty phone sex, I deliver. Thanks to vagina Viagra, I can out fuck a fuck machine.

















