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Eating Shit is my fav

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 I swear some of the food at my job taste just like shit. I have eaten shit before, straight out of someones asshole and my lunch today during my break was fucking crap. I would have better luck going outside to find the stinkiest, smelliest fattest mother fucker I could and his asshole would taste better than my lunch. I could have him drop his drawers, put my tongue on his chode and lick from ball sack to the end of his ass crack, getting all that sweaty ball cheese and stuff, chew it up and I know I would like it more. I want to open my mouth wide while some one drops a juicy terd into the back of my throat. You know what, that is exactly what I am going to go do, because I want a lunch I will actually enjoy eating. I know someone around here needs to take a shit, and I am hungry.

Golden Shower Sex

Golden Showers Sex CarrieI fucking love when a guy wants me to give him a golden shower, it’s one of my favorite dirty things to do! My urine is so warm and delicious, men love to drink it up while I pee on them! One of my fuck buddies is a little loser bitch with a huge fucking cock and he loves it when I take control of him and douse him with a yummy golden shower. He’s a real nasty mother fucker but I love it! I showed up to his house butt naked and a bladder full of liquid ready for him to devour me! He loves laying on the floor of his huge shower while I step on his cock and chest and give him a foot job with my pretty little feet! It doesn’t take much to make his big cock throbbing for me! Right as hes about to cum his huge load of dick juice, I squat over him and pee on him from head to toe! I know how to properly maneuver my pussy so that i’m able to hit every angle of his body while I give him the best golden shower of his life! I make sure to have a cup next to me as well because I always love to save some extra for him to drink after i’m done soaking his entire existence. It turns me on so fucking much to piss on such a submissive man! Drink up!

Pissing sex

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I was hanging out with some friends and they had a bunch of blow. I wanted some so bad. They would not let me have any though unless I proved myself to be nasty enough. I asked my friend if he had to take a piss. He said sure. So I went ahead and grabbed his cock and put it right into my mouth.

I started sucking it and told him to piss into my mouth. He let out a big stream of piss and soaked my eyes, my mouth, and my face. I was drinking it down like I was thirsty as shit. No one could believe that I was going to drain the piss out of his balls.

I was even nice enough to suck him off and let him blow his load over my face after. Almost free of charge, hand over the blow!

Lets get fuckin nasty!

trashy milfDon’t you just love latex? It’s so slippery when you piss on it, you can slide all around the room if you want to! Personally, I love wearing it and then getting on my knees so that all the men in the group can surround me and cover me in their hot piss. I love rubbing it all over myself and feeling it drip down under my clothes or greedily drinking it all up, what can I say? Piss turns me the fuck on! Use me, make me your nasty trashy milf, your dirty little cocksucking toilet whore, I’ll do anything! I like it nasty and filthy and I am willing to do a whole lot more than most whores will. Just wait, you’ll see that I am the nastiest whore you’ve ever met!

2 Girls, 1 Cup

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I was auditioning for a 2 girl 1 cup video recently and I absolutely nailed that shit. But it’s what happened afterwards that really made me a happy little feces guzzling whore. The girl I was with was super fucking sexy and she even shared a little party favor with me. She says she does it for nerves but I’m not nervous about this at all, I was born to be a nasty fucking slut and I love every moment of it. I began by smearing shit all over this girls stomach and perky breasts until she was leaking precum down her taut little thighs. Then I was thrusting my shit covered fingers all up in her twat! Who knew shit was such a good lube because it was so creamy and warm even! Damn it was so sexy when she started squirting cum all down my arm. Needless to say, I got paid really well for that kinky porn video, and so did she…With the best fucking orgasm she has ever had in her life. I look forward to fucking her again sometime, I got her number and we should be hooking up again soon. 

I am one trashy milf!

trashy milfI am one trashy milf and I fucking love all of the filthiest fetishes just as much as you do! I have been know to take it too far sometimes though, like last night I picked up this guy from the bar and I’m pretty sure I blew his fucking mind. It all started out pretty vanilla, kind of boring really, he was on top fucking me slowly and I was seriously about to fall asleep! I flipped him over so I could ride him and told him to make me a whore, slap me, choke me, anything! I said that I wanted to feel nasty and dirty so yanno, lets get fucking freaky! He gave me like the weakest slap ever and then kinda grabbed my throat all loosely and called me a whore… Yawn! I got off him and told him that he was gonna hafta take it up a notch or I was gonna leave, I said that I wanted to cum too and the only way that was gonna happen is if he was rough with me and pissed on me and nutted on my fucking face… God is it too much to ask for a guy to make me feel like a whore??? Finally I must have pissed him off cus he slapped me hard enough to know me down and then covered me in hot piss! Omg it was hot as fuck! I turned a good boy into a bad boy and I fucking loved it!

Toilet Sex

toilet sexI was arrested for public intoxication last night. I had to sit in the drunk tank all night long. The officer on duty is a bitch. She made me strip down naked and sit on the cold metal bench. She was in my face screaming at me. She is also a lesbian because she kissed me hard and grabbed my tits. She made me spread my legs open and lay down. I didn’t have a choice but to listen to her. Plus I’m always ready to fuck haha. She took her baton and shoved it into  my snatch. She left it deep inside me as she stripped down naked. It was stretching my pussy open but was actually turning me on. She got on top of me and pissed on my stomach. She smacked me and told me I was a trashy slut. I spit at her face. She took the baton and started ramming it into me over and over. I hurt so bad. I screamed in pain and pleasure. She sat on my face and made me eat her cunt. I gave it all I had. Eating that pussy until she came all over me. She removed the baton and hit my ass with it a few times. I was drunk so the pain didn’t affect me. I love how even getting arrested I get my sex fix.

Shemale Phone Sex – Gloryholes

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There is nothing I like more than a nice, big cock. One of my favorite ways to have one is through a glory hole. I love walking into a bathroom, finding the stall that has the hole, and then sitting there until someone walks in and sticks their dick through. I will swallow that cock, lick, suck, and basically devour it. The way the cock feels in my mouth as my lips brush against that cold metal over and over again: satiny smooth, warm, bulging, throbbing. The taste of that cock: fleshy, slightly salty, musty. However, the lack of ability to play with his sack, finger his ass hole, and hold him quickly overcomes me.

It usually takes VERY little persuasion to get my bathroom companion to join me in my stall for a full-on fuck. At that point, anything goes. I get to play with his balls, finger his asshole, and have my own sphincter plugged by his cock. I adore my bathroom sessions!

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Right now my pussy is dripping, just thinking about your nice hard cock fucking me deep in the ass, while another fucks my pussy. Being airtight is one of my favorite fantasies, so maybe you have a third friend who can fuck my throat? All these fantasies keep me just on the edge. Fucking is all I can think about. My cunt needs action. I’m a do anything slut and ready for anything you can throw at me.

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Poolside Pissing Sex

pissing sexIt is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.