There is nothing better than a little wake n’ bake while I fuck whoever is in my bed. Shit the way that Mary Jane gets to my head makes me horny as fuck, not that I need the help at all. Let me tell you though when I get that buzz going the feeling of a nice cock touching any part of my body makes my nerve endings explode with mini orgasms. I have a pretty reggie dealer that I usually use but that ass hole went out for a run across the country and forgot to drop off my shit. He recommended this young punk to bring me a stash for a few days. It was whatever, because I did not really know the little jerk, but I heard he was one of those I drop off your shit and stay to smoke some with you kinda guys. Again, not a big deal, but this fucker shows up at my trailer door with a friend of his waving a bong around like ain’t no reason to hide nothing. I pulled him into my house and gave him a big lecture about how I didn’t know shit bout either one of their dumb asses and that was some wack ass shit.
It was cool, scared the fuck out them and then moved the fuck on. Broke up the weed, smelled dank as fuck, and packed it into the bowl for the water bong they brought. Smoked a little bit and then just chilled the fuck out. Next thing I know we are all naked and dude cock is in my mouth. Fuck it, I sucked onto that cock like the cum guzzler I am, jerked the other ass hole off too. Wound up stuffin my cunt with their bongs and smoking from it, fuck it was so hot. When they ripped it the bubbles vibrated my twat and made me cum. They wound up double teamin me, thought they were hot shit. When they came all over my ass they high fived on some gay ass shit. They thought they had accomplished something but I was just the resident cum dumpster at their service. They just made today’s fuck convenient because I did not have to go anywhere and I have not even paid for that shit we smoked. HaHa. Amateurs.
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Druggy Porn Bong Fuck
Free Blow Jobs For Life
The only thing I like more than sucking a big, fat cock is when someone is watching me do it. Being recorded makes it even better. So what if I like to watch videos of myself, who doesn’t? It’s hot seeing how my little face looks when it’s getting fucked. Sadly very few guys can handle holding their phones with my mouth wrapped around their dick because I would love to see myself from their point of view. There have been a couple that tried, but in the end it didn’t work out. Either the video was too jumpy or there would barely be anything was in the shot at all. After one guy dropped his phone I decided to stop trying for awhile. He was so upset about his phone that he lost his boner, it was so awkward. Thankfully he’s all better now, but that’s probably because I’ve been sucking his dick every day to make up for it.
Now I set my phone up on a table against the wall and the videos have been turning out great so far. That guy who dropped his phone, Joel, has been in a lot of them. His cock and balls look so good on camera it would be silly not to take advantage of that. Plus Joel always fills my mouth with a huge, salty load of cum. I’m very lucky girl because Joel is one of those rare guys that can cum multiple times, but he never runs out. I’ve been with men who can cum two or three times before they’re done, but Joel doesn’t stop sometimes unless he passes out. What girl wouldn’t love that? It was such a nice surprise, I never would have guessed he had such an amazing talent after the first time. I’m so happy that I felt bad enough about his phone to offer him daily blow jobs for life.
I’m a trailer trash whore!
I’m the sluttiest, nastiest, trailer trash whore you’ll find! There’s nothing wrong with being called trailer trash and white trash… it only proves that them prissy bitches are jealous that us type of ‘trashy girls’ are the kind that will do anything at all to please a man. Even if it’s someone else’s man. We don’t give a fuck – why would we? We know you come to us for the attention you crave and deserve; obviously your gal ain’t doin SOMETHING right. I don’t need to be educated to know how to give a man what he wants, in fact all I need is some experience and we all know I’ve got plenty of that. Sure, I’ll admit I’m a huge fucking slut and I have no shame in that! Because I don’t have no man I gotta worry about cheating on me, no I’m the side bitch that is helping YOU cheat on your wife, your girlfriend or whatever you wanna call that prissy bitch. It’s clear I’m the nasty type, never afraid to get dirty and of course always willing to try new things. Well, that is if you can come up with something I haven’t done before. I’ve been whorin it up for longer than what is deemed appropriate. Trashy enough for you? You have no idea the lengths I’ll go to in order to please you, and to keep you coming back for more. I love being that secret bitch you have to call in secret, the one that makes you cum quicker than anyone else has ever been able to… so tell me your dirty little secret…what makes that cock of yours so rock hard? Is it shit and piss? I’m the toilet slave queen. Maybe something even more taboo? No worries…trailer trash means I have no limits.
Ring my bell
You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones that seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone. There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I was
out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.
Hookers for Hire: BJ and Hadley
I was at my regular watering hole hanging with some of the biker regulars when Hadley came in. These guys were whooping and howling for the fine piece of trailer trash ass. Once she was heading back to the girls room I followed her back and offered her some blow. As she was taking her line I asked how she felt like joining me as a couple hookers for hire to service the guys.
This whore was totally into me and was pretty wasted already, so the rest was easy. I conferred with her and coaxed her into coming back to the guys and set up a sweet deal for these horny fucks. We presented the idea to them and they were pulling out the green and shoving it down our shirts. We took off on the back of their bikes and headed off for some hot ass fucking fun.
Back at a sleazy ass crack house the guys kept as their “club house” we smoked some blunts, snorted some crank and got fucked hard. Hadley and I started the guys off with a little two girl action making out and stripping each other while cooing the guys on. Well I was slipping my tongue up her sweet little slit as I felt a nice hard cock slam into my sopping wet snatch.
We fucked hard, sucked the cum dry from these guys and drained their fucking wallets and took off with a nice stash of their drugs. These guys were passing out left and right by the time we finished them off. I hailed us a cab and brought my new hooker phone sex buddy home where we divided up the goods.
We made out like bandits.
A Cum Slut Stripper and An Older Whore Walk Into A Bar
I have known Freida for a long time now. She is a single Mom who strips for a living to feed her little girl, and some habits *snort snort* if you catch my drift. Anyway, the truck stop is on her way home from her job and sometimes her and her daughter will stop by. I adore that little girl, she is going to be one fine Stripping fuck slut, I know she makes her Mommy a lot of money. However, the other night it was just Freida and I was so happy about that. Earlier in the day one of the guys asked about her. I told him about her situation so he invited us both out to a bar that he co-owns with his brother. I knew she was tired because she looked like she had been fucked for hours, but I know she loves money and cum, so I knew she would go with me.
Her and I walked into the bar together. Everything stopped. Turned out we were the only two women there. The place was a fucking dump filled with cock. I looked at Freida, she looked at me. We both shrugged then took a seat at the bar. In no time at all the drinks were coming to us fast and free. I have never drank so much Tequila in my life, and I can drink! Freida was face down in some guy’s lap sucking the jizz straight from the source and I had some random guy’s hand working my pussy. I just kept slamming shots while his finger slammed my increasingly wet cunt.
I think Freida’s pussy was sore because when I went to lick it she winced! Either that or my tongue was cold from the ice. I spent so much time working her pussy. She tasted like a mixture of beer, cum, and unwashed over fucked pussy. That was alright though, because my cunt tasted the same way. Hey, a girl has to make money some how right? Right! After we were done drinking booze and cum, we went back to this guy’s house with his brother. That is where the fun really began. They sure did like to take pictures. At one point they tried to act all cute and say that if we didn’t do as they said they would use the pictures to blackmail us. Good God, Freida and I had a good laugh at that. I told them, “Sweets, do you really think I would be bothered with you showing my shit off to people? For christ sake, everyone knows what I do, and she is a god damned stripper!” The look on their faces, priceless. That didn’t spoil it though, Freida and I played along with their fantasy and became ‘unwilling’ subjects of their sexual perversions. Worst acting in the history of mankind by the way. It is hard to act unwilling when you will do anything.
All in all Freida and I had a great time. She made some more money, got fucked until she was raw, I got money, and had my pussy used the way a cunt like mine should be. I cannot wait to do it again!
Sucked Him Dry
OH MY GOD! I ran into a hot Puerto Rican guy who was here in this small shit town visiting his cousin. When I saw him my dick twitched and almost sprung free from it’s tuck! He was all man! Muscles, ink, piercings, nice little silhouette in his jeans. I was thirsty for that Latin dick. Him and his cousin walked over to the store I was sitting outside of and he looked at me and winked. His cousin said, “You don’t want any of that bra. It has a dick bigger than mine.” He looked at me again, winked and said back to his cousin, “How do you know what size cock she has?” His cousin punched him in the arm and they went into the store laughing.
Yeah his cousin knew what size dick I have because I have sure enough fucked him with it enough. Anyway when they came back out I said, “Hi sexy.” He said, “Hi Miss.” His cousin laughed and I glared at him. He shut up real quick, I guess he was afraid that I would tell. He said, “What’s your name?” I told him and he said, “Do you really have a bigger dick than him?” I said, “Hell yes.” He laughed and walked away with his cousin who gave me the finger.
Later that evening him and his cousin pulled into my drive way. He walked up to me and said, “So, this is where you live?” I said, “No, I just like the ambiance of this shit hole place.” He laughed and him and his cousin came in. We drank some beer then I showed him my cock. He asked me if I knew how to use it and I said yes. Then he asked if I ever sucked a dick. I said, “Hell yes.” Next thing I know we were in my bedroom sucking, fucking, grunting, and cumming. I really hope he sticks around for the next few days, because Lord Have Mercy, he is one fine fuck boy.
Money, money, money!
Do you know what hookers for hire like me love most? Money, money, money! Money buys my drugs, it pays my bills and it keeps me happy and you know what? I will do absolutely anything to get it! I will suck dicks, drink piss, eat shit, you name it if you have the cash I need, I will do it no matter how degrading or humiliating it is. Shit I am a nasty bitch from way back so I like it better the nastier you get! Just today I have already been with 6 guys and that was all before lunch! They put me on my knees and circled around me, all of them covered me in their hot piss before shoving their cocks down my throat, I swallowed every drop of piss and cum like a good whore should too. As soon as they left, I called my dealer, I didn’t even clean myself up first but it’s all good my dealer knows I’m a total skank and he don’t give a fuck.
I Love Being a Cheap Cum Filled Whore
A lot of guys are surprised when they hook up with me. I have a reputation at school and around town for being a filthy druggie whore. Is it considered a rumor if it’s true? Whatever. I don’t care. Anyway, because of those rumors the guys are usually surprised by how tight my pussy is. Sometimes they’ll tell me that they expected my cunt to be busted, but they’re glad that it isn’t.
Honestly, that really depends on what I’ve been up to around the time we hook up. I won’t lie sometimes my cunt does get a beat up and that makes it look a little busted.There are a few boys who like it so whenever I can I call them to let them know that I’m ready to play. Every once in awhile I’ll be with a guy and my poor coochie is so damaged from the night before that he can hardly feel anything. A couple times cum was even leaking out from inside me from just spreading my legs, but that only happens hours after I hook up with someone.
I’ve been on a roll lately, fucking as many different dudes as I can a day and partying non-stop. The haters can say whatever they want, I’m having fun. One of my professors tried to do a little intervention after class one day, but I wasn’t having any of that. He went on about how concerned he was about my grades and health. I guess he wasn’t that concerned because all I had to do to shut him up was kneel in front of him and shove his cock in my little mouth. Now sometimes we party together and I do whatever slutty thing he wants. Why wouldn’t I? It’s the prefect situation! Partying, fucking, hooking up with my professor, AND getting a passing grade! I’m living every girls dream!
Beer Bottle Skank
So it is spring break, and you know what that means right? Fucking wild and crazy? That is right! So I went to the store to get some beer with some of my friends. The weather was nice as fuck so we were going to get our grill on. Who the hell wouldn’t want to grill in this weather? Anyway so I am at the store and this bitch seriously gives me a fucking stank eye. Jealous ass bitch had the nerve to look at me like she knew me. What bitch? You think I am a whore? Well guess what I am and I will take that nice piece of eye candy on your arm and fuck the shit out of him and there is nothing your stupid ass is going to do about it. So we went about out shopping and checked out and like went to the car. I know you already know who was parked right next to my buddy’s car, right? Mother fuckin stuck up bitch in the front seat while her man loads the groceries into the car.
She eyed me in her rear view so I decided to put on a show for her. I took a beer bottle out of the box and stuck it up my skirt, eyes locked with Mr. Man Prize. Squeezing my tight ass cheeks around it I twisted the cap off that bitch and let the cap ping off the ground. I removed the bottle from my skirt and licked on it with my luscious lips showing him what I could do to the cock that was hanging between his legs. I am sure little miss prude in the front seat never showed him anything like this; never could and never would. His jaw drop as I took it to my lips and chugged it down. Tossing the empty glass bottle under my car I winked at him and licked my bottom lips. He shut the trunk his mouth watering like a little hungry bitch for me. “Look me up on Facebook sexy, and I will show you how you deserve to get fucked real good.” I gave him my name and took his. He told me he would contact me as soon as twat waffle wasn’t around.
So went home, got trashed ate some good food and then, boop, there is pretty face. ‘Hey sexy, that thing you did with the bottle was so hot, I want more.’ I mean, of course he wanted more of this white trash skank. Who wouldn’t I am a total cum bucket willing to do whatever the fuck any guy wants to make him happy. These vanilla bitches did not know what they were missing when it came to bomb ass fucking. We talked back and forth he told me I am a dirty girl and that he didn’t care he wanted a chance for me to rock his cock. So I gave him my address and invited him over. I let my buddies know so that they wouldn’t be surprised when a new person showed up.
My friends were so used to my wild ways. I had fucked each one of them at one point or the other, and could still fuck any of them. So Muscles shows up and is already hot and ready to fuck with a capital ‘F’. We grab us a few beers and I take him to my bedroom. He ate my pussy like someone kept in a third world prison who ain’t ate in weeks. That shit felt so good. He took out a beer bottle and shoved it up my cunt. It was so cold and wet it sent shivers up my spine. I moaned as he played with my clitty with his finer and fucked me with the bottle.
Takin a rubber out my drawer I told him to wrap it the fuck up and rail me with that dick. He wrapped it and then flipped me over, pulling my hair and shoving his cock deep inside my pussy. He spit onto my tight little ass hole and I though he was going to shove his dick in. Surprise! Not his cock, but instead the same beer bottle he had in my tawt. This dude was giving me Double penetration with his own dick and a beer bottle. I wasn’t going to complain though. Shit felt so good I came twice before he removed his dick wrap and shoved himself in my face to finish. I swallowed ever bit of him while I was still on all fours. Then I shot that bottle out of my ass and popped it open and had a sip.
He smirked at me as I rolled over and propped myself up on my elbows. “ You are one nasty bitch , babe. We have got to do this more often.” I chuckled at him playfully and took another sip of my beer. “Guess we will have to see, your girls gotta busy schedule ya know.” I played coy, knowing he was another one to add to my fuck list. I liked my list long and with a wide variety and I was always looking to add to it.
Do you want on my fuck list?