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What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day

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So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.

So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!

I’m The Girl 4 U

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You say you don’t want me but you know I am the girl for you. You know that I am the only girl that will get down and dirty with you. The only one that helps you fuck those precious little bitches faces. You know what I mean…you know that you have dark desires. What do you think I do every weekend? Well besides the usual gangbang, and partying… you know I am there babysitting those perfect angels. Lucy, Tiger Lily, and little baby Sky. All are perfect and ready to be used. Their stupid cunt Mommy’s never know that what we are really doing during all that babysitting is far from playing with dollies! We are playing with their faces, their holes too. They will never tell…we can play with them like this for hours and days. We can always play…so don’t stay mad baby. I can be the one who you can beat around, slap and spank and the one who helps you turn those fantasies into reality.

Live Phone Sex with a Trashy MILF

live phone sexLive phone sex has all sorts of meanings. I think it most commonly means you are talking to a real person, not some automated chick like Siri. But it also means you are talking live to me in my home. I am not sitting at some desk with a headset on surrounded by other women doing the same. The majority of time I am in my living room, naked and playing with my pussy while we share dirty stories. Now, some times, like today, I have a few brats at home with me. Although legally they can’t be on the phone with me because they are not old enough, that doesn’t mean I don’t let them listen to me sharing stories about our kinky p family fun. It also doesn’t mean I don’t have a brat or two between my legs licking my pussy or rimming my ass while you and I play. Most guys have a porn on while talking dirty; I have a little one serving as a vibrator. Not much difference. I am a trashy MILF, what can I say? My brats are well trained sex slaves for me and for you. You can ask me to do anything with any one of them, the boys or the girls, and I will not deny you. I am the kind of mother with no limits. And, those no limits extend to my brats. Likely whatever you want to do to them, I have thought of it or have already done it. I love my brats, but I do believe that they are my property. Thant means if I want to whore them out to earn money I will. It means if I want to force fuck tight little cunnies and asses, I will. It means if I want to get one of the girls pregnant, I will. While they are under my roof, they do as they are told. So what can one of my little ones do for you?

Trashy MILF Likes Her Daughter’s Cum Filled Cunt

trashy MILFAs a trashy MILF, I like to inspect my daughters’ cunts when they come home from school. Young girls rarely tell their mothers anything. I am not the typical mom. I want my girls fucking. They don’t need to do well in school. They just need to marry well like I did. I never even graduated high school. I just lucked out by marrying a wealthy old pervert who liked young girls. The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree. When my middle girl came home from school the other day, she reeked of sex. I know that smell. I love that smell. Yet, she tried to tell me she was a good girl. I didn’t raise her to be a “good” girl. I am raising all my girls to be whores. Dirty little whores. I made her get naked. The only way I was going to know if she had fucked at school was by seeing if she had a cum filled cunt. I stripped her naked, spread her legs and licked her pussy. Her pussy tasted of cum. Man seed oozed from her fuck hole. She sang a different tune after I scooped out some jizz from her tiny bald cunnie. She fucked one of her teachers to avoid detention.  I cleaned her up. Gave her pussy a tongue bath and told her to keep up the good work.

Gangbang whore with Extraterrestrials

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I had another gangbang whore experience. I am so fucked up it’s not even funny. I am sitting here like a dumb whore coked out of my head and drunk as hell. I popped some pills so you can only imagine that I’m completely in my right state of mind. Anyways there is a glowing light coming in my window. It sounds windy as hell, maybe there is a storm happening right now? Or maybe it’s my dealer/fuck buddy’s truck- after all I am the most well know trucker stop whore ever. Usually I go to him, maybe he was wanting some of my yummy cunt or something and he came to me.

I am in just a thong and a bra and I rush outside, you know not fucked up or anything. And I am completely amazed at what I see. I know I’m fucked up and a little crazy at times but there is literally a saucer in my front yard and there is a huge door opening from it. I can only see outlines of figures walking towards me. I know how this sounds okay, aliens? Really? Well out walks these 6ft tall aliens, and there must have been at least ten of them. They came towards me and escorted me back on the ship. I really didn’t have a chance to refuse.

Their strength was insane. I glanced up and down at them, observing what I was seeing. They had huge cocks. They had to have been at least eighteen inches long and literally as thick as a pole or coke can. Those dicks were sticking straight out to. I guess they were turned on and were wanting a fuck? They were not bad looking green creatures at all, I mean I have fucked way less and way grosser if you know what I mean. I started to float to a wall and I noticed I couldn’t move no matter how hard I tried. I was literally stuck and mount on the wall.

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The aliens came to me and inserted each of their cock inside of me. It hurt so bad I felt like they were touching every single one of my organs. The crazy part is I have never seen something go so fast. They were moving at the speed of light back and forth fucking my whore holes. It was like they were gyrating all over me going in and out with their huge dicks as fast as they could. That’s not even the craziest part.

When they came- it was like a gallon of sticky mess that busted through their dick holes. I was drowning in cum. Each of them kept busting their nuts in me and on me. Every single load was a gallon of cum. I started to pass out and I soon awoke later in my bed. I thought it was a dream, right? Um no, I still have  cum leaking from my ass hole and cunt. I saturate panties like nothing. They cum in peace alright.

Stripper sex stories with Ellen

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I remember my first strip dance. Puberty hit me early and my titties were fun and perky. I kept my tight pink pussy bald and I loved to dance. My daddy’s friend was over one night. They were drinking and watching me a few friends of mine dance. I had the fun house everyone came to party at. My dad’s friend offered each of us a job and if that meant my daddy didn’t have to work hard anymore I was going to do it. Daddy forced me to go shopping with him and get all these slutty outfits. That was the night I had weed and coke. My daddy came back stage with a drink and a blunt laced with some coke. I was ready to fucking dance on stage. But I didn’t know I wasn’t only aloud to strip on the stage. I had to do private shows for the VIP who wanted a tight bald and under age pussy in their face.

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Something about how our tight cunnies smelled when I was younger drove men wild. I was so fucked up I didn’t care who I was dancing for. The song came on, and my ass started shaking. My body moved on its own, making my ass shake in his face as I bent over letting him smell my fresh young bald cunny. I knew that made his cock twitch. I slowly took my clothes off, showing him my perky titties. Squeezing my nipples as he throws money at me. The more money he threw the dirtier I got. Taking my panties off and grinding on his lap. Rubbing my pussy against his thigh so hard as he rubbed my little clittie! Made me cum so hard on his leg. He pulled out fits full of cash from his duffle bag. He knew my holes had never been fucked and he wanted my virginity.

This Big Dick Sucker Needs a Cum Filled Cunt Every Morning

big dick sucker bevA big dick sucker like me is always on the prowl for some cock to chug. Most folks start their morning off with coffee, but all I need to get my day going is the cream. I sat on my couch naked this morning eye balling all the various men that walked by until I found one that looked like he had a huge cock. This guy was walking his dog around 6 am. He had on those flimsy gym shorts men wore in the 80s. No jock strap. Nothing really holding his package. That was until I invited him in. I was happy to hold his package with my mouth. Everyone in my trailer park knows I am a dirty old broad with a cum filled cunt. Everyone seems happy to make a deposit too. As I was sucking my neighbor’s balls, I was fingering my twat. I could feel all that cum in me from last night still. His balls smelled like day old pussy so I knew he got some action last night too. I love the taste of another broad’s pussy on a guy’s dick. My form of sloppy seconds I guess. I begged for him to blow a load on my white trash face, but he wanted some sloppy seconds of his own. “I can smell that ripe pussy. I want me some cream pie,” he said with a dirty grin.  I spread my legs wide, pushed out a little seed from the night before, which drove him crazy. He took the head of his cock and played around in the day old cum before rubbing it on my lips to taste. Musky tasting, but so good. When he shoved his dick up my old cunt, I moaned so loud the boys outside at the bus stop heard me. They came into see if I was okay. Those school boys were so thoughtful, they whipped their cocks out and jizzed all over me as my cunt got pumped with a fresh load. The boys hurried off so they wouldn’t be late for school, but promised to visit me after school too. My fellow cum lover, dived between my legs to lick up some of his mess, then we snow balled a tart mixture of new and old cum. What can I say? I’m a dirty cum whore.

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Period Phone Sex with Amara

Period Phone SexI seem to be getting offers these days that I cannot turn down. Last night at the diner an unfamiliar face came in. He was a big burly trucker. Honestly he did not look the type to order anything more than our greasy spoon special. Much less the request he had. So he proceeded to tell me he wanted the monthly pussy special. I gave him a look of uncertainty like I said he definitely did not fit the profile of a lot lizard John. I went on to tell him about all my girls and asked which one may satisfy his craving. He smiled at me with a chuckle ans went on to tell me that I was not understanding his request. He said baby I have had women of many types, I’ve had the pleasure of smothering my face with the pussy of big women, petite women, brunette women, blonde women, women of many ethnicities, even a midget gal, all of them in which I earned my red wings. But you know honey, he says…I have not had the pleasure of burying my face into the pussy of a fiery red headed woman such as yourself during that special time of the month. He reached in his front pocket of his overalls and fanned out hundred dollar bills in front of me. He said for $2000 will you let me lap up your bloody pussy juices for the night. I am sure my eyes lit up with me being the nasty bitch that I am this did not shock me. What shocked me was he is willing to shell out that kind of cash. When the truth is I probably would have done it for a fraction of that price. I felt like I just hit the lottery! I wondered how he’d known it was my time of the month, so I asked him. He said sweetie I have the nose of a blood hound, no pun intended. I smelled you as soon as I hit that door. I just giggled and told him I’d meet him at his rig. I climbed up in his truck and he had towels spread out on his bunk. He laid me back and I spread my legs. He started to stroke his dick, which was hard for me to see over that belly. He took his other hand and rubbed it all around my lips then slid a finger into my tight red cunt hole. As he pulled it out he took that hand and began stroking his cock with that slippery hand all lubed up with a combination of my pussy juices and blood. He just couldn’t resist any longer as he dove face first into my messy cunt. Lapping up my wetness right straight from my cunt hole. He was mumbling how delicious I tasted as he buried his tongue even deeper inside of me. He was so proud to earn his fiery red headed, red wings. And I was just happy that I made two grand laying on my back.

Big Dick Sucker Lessons on Some Dirty Talking Lines

big dick sucker bevI’m a big dick sucker. I taught my daughter how to be one too, just like my mother taught me. I guess you could say I have some dirty talking lines for phone sex. I love talking about all sorts of non vanilla topics like drugs, incest, gangbangs, toilet play, four legged friends, breeding sex, cum eating… I guess you get the picture? Want to know how I taught my daughter to suck a big dick? I used our four legged friend. He was a big beast so he had a big dick for a little girl. She loved him, so it was easy to get her to do it. I was high as kite that day, so that may have added to my choice of cock for her first head lesson. She complained at first that it was slimy. But once she realized Thor loved it, she sucked harder and faster. Her brother busted us. I thought for sure he would be disgusted with us both, but quite the opposite. He was so turned on he started stroking his dick watching.

some dirty talking linesI wasn’t going to be the only girl without dick in her mouth, so I sucked my son off while my daughter toyed with Thor. Thor locked his red rocket in her mouth and thrust like a beast until he came.  I was so proud of my little whore; she swallowed  his nasty spunk like a dirty old cougar. Like her mamma actually! My son jet blasted his load in my mouth watching his sister take spooge from the family beast. My daughter and I made out, swapping our loads of cum. My son got hard again and decided to give his sister his big bone in her ass. Well he was humping her like an animal, so Thor got jealous. I smeared a little peanut butter on my ass so he could lick me to a hard cum. As his reward, he got a pat on the head and the chance to shove his red rocket inside my puss. He hooked that barbed fuck stick in me until he busted his nut too. It was a fun for the whole family kind of day, white trash style.