Well, I have never really thought of myself as a lot lizard, seriously I don’t usually spend a whole lot of time around truck stops but this weekend that all changed. I was driving to visit a friend and my car broke down, luckily I was at a truck stop but unluckily, I was broke as shit and my cell phone was dead as fuck! I didn’t know what to do and honestly I was about to just sit there and cry and feel sorry for myself but then this guy came up to me. He asked what was wrong and after I explained he told me that he was sure that he could help me out… if I helped him and his friend out too. Hellooooo, I am a total slut so yeah, I had no problem with that at all! I went back to his truck with him and all I had to do was let him and a friend piss on me and then suck their cocks… not exactly hard work at all! Plus they not only fixed my damn car, they also made sure I had some money in my pocket too! I may have to rethink the whole lot lizard sex thing huh?
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I am one nasty anal sex whore!
I am an anal sex whore and I’m not too fucking picky about what I shove up there either! Sometimes it’s a cock, sometimes it’s a baseball bat, sometimes it’s cucumber or a zucchini, what can I say? I love being stuffed to the breaking point… literally! I want my fuck holes stretched out to the point that it fucking hurts! Nothing less can satisfy me ever. That’s why today when I was bored I decided to see just how far I could get this big ass zucchini up my pooper. I had to warm up with my fingers, stretching my asshole until I could get my whole hand up there, then I lubed up my zucchini and shoved it right on it there! Oh it felt amazing, that fucking zucchini damn near ripped my asshole apart but I loved every second of it! God, it was so big and firm, I swear I have never felt anything like it before! What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever shoved up your ass?
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Live Phone Sex Fetish Line
Getting trashy with Live phone sex sessions offer instant gratification when you call this trashy hooker. It’s all gravy when the price is right, and I will say there’s a price for everything! My latest venture with a “client” made me a G-spot and not referring to my love button either. What was required of me for this Grand one may ask…. well… if you REALLY wish to know….
My “client” wanted to take a crap in my spread pussy lips and then fuck it. That’s all once he came he was good and done and thanked me… I can’t quite express the strangeness I felt when I was getting my shit coated cunt fucked hard that I even squirted before that sick fucker shot me full of his jizz.
So, there you have it. Yes, anything goes with me. Don’t be shy bring that twisted shit my way.. or IF we are not extreme enough for you on this site then swing over to our Snuff Phone Sex site for something more sinister.
The Alabama Hot Pocket: Getting Filthy with Scat Phone Sex
Scat phone sex introduced this dirty whore to something called the Alabama Hot Pocket. I had never heard of it before, but the phone call was so hot and dirty, I had to try it out for real. I just headed down to the local truck stop to pick up an equally filthy minded partner in crime. Leroy was from Mississippi, but he knew all about that sex act. He said I was the first chick to ask him for some bathroom fun who was not strung out looking for a little cash for her next fix. He was surprised that I was down for a brown shower. Fuck, I am a filthy whore. I was gonna be high, but I don’t need to be fucked up to enjoy some dirty toilet sex for the record. We drank some Mad Dog, did a few lines of my favorite party supply and got nasty. He actually took a bunch of poop pills to ensure he could take a major dump in my twat. Do you get it now? An Alabama Hot Pocket is when you shit in a girl’s pussy. A nice big pile of steaming crap in her pussy. I got on the couch, hung my body upside down, spread my legs so Leroy could squat over me and shit in my cunt. I crammed his shit pile into my pussy, then we fucked. It was a hot, dirty, smelly fuck. A nasty shit fuck is so taboo, which is what makes me want to try it. If you think that was nasty, you should have watched me blow him after his dick had been in my mud pie. I am not always such a dirty whore, but when I am, watch out. I’ll try anything once and I never say, no way would I do that.
Anal Cum Dumpster Phone Sex
As you can imagine we get some pretty nasty request here at the truck stop. Just the other night I had a trucker come in asking for two bitches that weren’t afraid to take it in the ass and who loved to guzzle nut. Of course that’s all my hoes but I rewarded the two top bitches because this fella was paying very generously. Part of the deal was that I could sit on the side lines and watch. Yeah I am a dirty whore myself and this sounded nice and nasty and I wanted an up close and personal show. Let’s just say I am quality control. He had both bitches lined up side by side and started spitting on their assholes. Then he would smear it around with the tip of his dick. Going back and fourth trading their tight little asses. Once he fucked their shit holes until they were gaping he made them go down on his nuts each slut would suck one at a time into their mouths stuffing their cheeks like chipmunks. You could see how engorged his balls were….he shared with us that he had not came in almost 3 months. So when he blew his load it was going to be massive. I lay spread eagle on the side lines playing with my cunt while I watched him fuck the shit out of their asses. It was not much longer and he let out a groan and right behind followed his cum show. He let it go deep in on of their asses and then made the other bitch get underneath of her and open wide as he instructed her to push all of his nut out of her gaping ass. It came rushing out and the hoe underneath did an amazing job at catching and swallowing it all down. Another satisfied customer. Unfortunately I hadn’t the chance to cum. Maybe you can help????
Ellen Loves Public Fucking
I love being the enter of attention! I have no shame in my game. I am proud to be a cock loving cum whore and I don’t care who knows or sees me. I love to fuck in public! Customer service is key so taking one of my guys down a dark alleyway used to be the way I did it. Fucking behind the dumpster was hot, but now I’ll lean over and suck a guy’s dick while he’s at a red light for 10 bucks. I don’t care who sees me as long as someone does! I love being a dirty fucking whore! It makes me so fucking horny knowing I could get caught. I get off when people see me do these dirty things for money. I love shocking the public. I love fucking in front of people. I guess that’s why I have always been a dirty fucking whore. I’m the bitch you come to when you want your dick sucked while you’re on your way to work. I’ll be waiting for you.
What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??
Last night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?
What I did for a Klondike bar!!!
We’d been fucking at his trailer all day when we took a break. Sitting in the kitchen drinking a Milwaukee’s Best beer together, I was feeling fine. I’d been trying to get with him for a long time but he had this girlfriend that he was obsessed with. Everyone in our small town had heard the stories about this gangsta freak. She wasn’t even allowed to go to the bathroom alone. She got tired of his weird ways and kinky sex, I guess, and took off with someone else.
“I’ve got a treat for you.” he said, reaching into the freezer as we smoked a joint. He brought out a container filled with what looked like chocolate covered bananas. He carried it back into the bedroom with us. We were higher than kites and fucking like bunnies when he brought out one of the treats. I felt him rub it against my pussy and slide it into my battered asshole. It felt so good and cooling. I arched to take more as he alternately fucked my shithole with the frozen dildo and his hot cock.
He grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth to his dick. His Kentucky blacksnake was long and thick. One taste and I knew it wasn’t ice cream. It was shit. He was fucking me with frozen shit!!! I could feel the thawed shit sliding down the backs of my thighs as he rammed his dick into my mouth. I knew immediately that it was his girlfriend’s shit. He really was obsessed with her. I was getting my first taste of a Kentucky Klondike bar and I was loving it. A normal girl would be puking, but not me. I am the total potty play girl. I slurped every bit of her poop off his cock as he creamed into my mouth, calling out her name.
We are still together and we often enjoy one of Latisha’s tasty treats with a cold beer. It makes for some hot and sloppy sex. We’ve started freezing some of mine too, for later. What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?