Live phone sex with this super slut is always sure to be a great time, but if you want to get some great cheap phone chat all ya gotta do is catch me when I go out to the bar. The other night I went out and the guy were having me go beer for beer. There was nothing better. I can handle a lot of beer, and I give zero fucks how cheap it is, that is what makes me the perfect low budget date! I was so drunk that I was spilling beer all over myself! That is okay, hops make the perfect for a phone sex line slut like me! I am not really sure who’s house it was that I wound up at that night. All I remember is pretending I was the duff girl, my shirt was soaked in booze and my pierced nipples showed right through. Larry wound up telling me I had to call it a night, apparently it is frowned upon to pour my own beers. Whatever, a sexy cunt like me is the perfect thing that bar needs. Anyway, I wound up in some weird house the next morning, I had three guys and their fur friend around me.I knew that I must have had one wild ass gangbang! I grabbed my clothes and stood up trying to pull a coyote ugly. That is when I realized that I still had a massive anal plug shoved deep into my ass. The sudden sting made me whimper, I covered my mouth trying now to wake the sleeping strangers. Although I did not know them I guess they were now that strange. I had jizz in my hair and someones urine all over me. HaHa. I made sure to raid their wallets before exiting finally. Made out with a couple hundred. Deuces suckers!
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Furry Friends Phone Sex with a Nasty Freak
Furry friends phone sex turn you on? When I am horny and fucked up, I fuck anyone. Well, anything. That includes the fur babies that might be in the house. I was partying this weekend at a trailer nearby. They had several big 4 legged boys. I was doing crack and sucking dick when one of the guys was like, “How dirty of a whore are you Bev?” I smelled a challenge. “The dirtiest cougar you will ever meet,” I retorted. He summoned over man’s best friend. Those were four legged freaks. Huge red rockets on them. Bigger than many of the guys I was blowing. I was happy to give some oral love to the furry ones in the trailer.
One of the beast’s cock was so big, I could pull it under it’s back legs and still get like 5 inches down my throat. As I was bobbing up and down on that rocket, it knotted in my mouth. The hairy beast was grunting too. The dudes in the trailer were jacking their cocks as they watched me entertain 4 furry boys. I was blowing one while another mounted my hot ass. Now that was a big one. Beast weighed like 150, more than me, so you can imagine how thick that wiener felt in my ass. When it was fully erect, it felt like barbed wires latched on to the inside of my asshole. The guys were circle jerking around me as I was getting man’s best friend spunk down my throat, up my ass and in my hands.
I was so fucked up, I shit that fur baby jizz on the floor and licked it up. I am a nasty freak. High or sober. I will even have furry friends phone fun with you. My 4 legged beasts like to play on the phone too.
Hooker phone sex with Mr. Sexy
Furry Friends Phone Sex Gangbang Whore Beverly
My daughter and I hung out at the pool today. We were guzzling Colt 45s, snorting coke and talking about the nastiest things we have done for money. I have no limits. When it comes to money, there isn’t anything I won’t do for the right price. I told her about this one time when I was not even her age yet. I was still in school and some older boys I knew were going to Tijuana for Spring Break. The rumor was you could bring back pain pills and all sorts of good shit to party on or sell. I ended up spending all my money on booze and drugs the first day.
I met this guy who told me a hot young blonde like me could make good money doing farm entertainment. I’m talking total ass shows if you know what I mean. I had seen the size of the cocks on some farm friends. Not going to lie, I was intrigued. I was no virgin. I was a gangbang whore school girl. But I wanted to try something really supersized in my fuck holes. He told me I could make $500 cash a night doing live sex shows with some rather large farm boys. “Where do I sign up,” I asked? That night I had my first jackass. He was hung like a horse! I actually entertained several big four legged boys. Have you ever seen that kind of show? I was split wide open. Their cocks were slimy and smelled awful. Huge balls bruised my ass. Razor sharp cock hit my cervix and beyond. I swallowed a ton of farm funk. I was covered in chunky nasty spunk. I had to lick up the farm stud cum off the floor that poured out my ass and cunt . My body looked like a crime scene with all the jizz blasted on my face and body.
There was even some blood. I had not yet birthed any brats or had big black cocks yet, so my ass and cunt were relatively tight. Not after day four of my He Haw entertainment shows though. My cunt could swallow a watermelon I was so stretched out. Guys got really hot watching a teen girl be strapped down and fucked in her ass and cunt by Eeyore and his pals. My friends thought I was a nasty freak for doing what I did for money, but they sure has hell enjoyed the partying we did on my He Haw show money!
My daughter high fived me. Told me she was proud to have a nasty ass skank for a momma. She also asked me to take her down to Tijuana. What’s the nastiest thing you would have me do for money? I love a dirty challenge.
Live Phone Sex in the Hooker House
I’m not ashamed that I sell my body for money and booze – live phone sex is the tamest thing I do. The whole neighborhood is a piece of work, so I’m not the only one out there selling myself. There’s even a “No Hooking” sign down the road, but of course, it’s ignored completely. I’ll do anything for cash, anything.
I had a blind guy come over the other day, and he was escorted by, yup, you guessed it, a mangy four-legged friend. He said he’d pay me a goodly amount of money, but I had to fuck Buck first. I don’t know why, since in theory, the john couldn’t see anything, but he said he’d enjoy it nonetheless. He said Buck had been humping his leg a lot lately and needed a ladyfriend like there was no tomorrow.
So I served as ladyfriend for Buck while sucking the john’s cock. It wasn’t the first time I’d served to do something like this, and it won’t be the last, but it was the most recent. The reason I mention it? The john wasn’t blind! At the end, he ripped off his glasses and told me he very much enjoyed watching his Buck fuck me from behind, and that I was the most amusing hooker he’d ever had the fortune to be with.
The stinking son of a bitch. But he did pay, so what do I care? It’s all for the money, and I’ll do whatever you ask. That’s why hooking on this street will never die.
I Can’t Believe I Did This
Woo Hoo PB&J
Today is National PB&J day and let me say, this broke ass bitch can appreciate a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I decided in honor I would not only treat myself to an amazing treat but I would also treat my four legged pal. I went into the kitchen and grabbed the jar from the counter and began to make me a sandwich. Taking the spoon I held it down for him to lick it clean. He licked his chops while I spread the jelly onto the other side of the bread and married the two together. I walked towards the bedroom with my furry friend right behind me.After removing the jeans and panties I was wearing I sat on the edge of my bed. I took a bite from my crust less sandwich. I liked my bread shaved, just like I was. He sat on the ground panting as I ate my sandwich. I took it and rubbed it between my slit leaving peanut butter and jelly between my pussy lips; my little guys own sandwich. He lapped at my clitty and I began to moan from how good it felt. Every time he would slow I would run more on there for him. I took a corner and slid it just slightly into my pussy hole. He stood up wagging his tail and lapped his tongue genially coaxing it out. I spread my slit wide open for him and he stuck his tongue inside me.
“Good boy, get mommy, make mommy cum.”
I took the sandwich and put another piece inside me. Again he happily licked it from me. I wanted him to cum to so I got on the ground and began to stroke him. I sucked him into my mouth while he panted heavily. I turned onto my belly and helped him to mount into me. I moaned and he met those moans with wild noises. I forgot how amazing he felt inside me, I took the sandwich rubbing it on my neck and he licked it back clean while he moved inside me.When the both of us came I rolled back on the bed tossing him the remnants of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He gobbled it up licking his floppy lips clean. When he was done he jumped onto my bed and lay next to me. He began to doze off to sleep and I kissed him on his nose. “Happy peanut butter and jelly day my prince.” I said to him as he began to wag his tail gently, then we both drifted off to our horny dream lands.