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Freaky Phone Sex: Somethings Aren’t Meant for the Ass

freaky phone sexFreaky phone sex makes for fun calls. I was high as fuck last night taking calls. I have this one regular who is into weird insertions. He likes me fucking my ass and cunt with things not meant for either hole. I took this large ass squash my neighbor gave me from my garden. I put some olive oil up my ass; squirted it right inside me then sat on the vegetable sex toy. I grunted like a pig because the base was wide. I was determined to make it fit. It did, but I couldn’t get it out. My caller came and hung up when I was grunting like a pig. My husband came home and found me. I had white powder all over my face. I can be a messy user when I am uber high. Plus, I had the squash we were going to eat for dinner up my ass. He said it looked like I was using the squash as a big bouncy ball. Thank goodness I was high as fuck, or I would have been in serious pain, especially when my husband had to dislodge the veggie butt plug. I am sure you can picture the nasty mess that squash made of my ass. My ass made a nasty mess of that squash too.  My husband is such a deviant. He didn’t even wash off the squash before he cooked it and served it at the family dinner. When it is live phone sex, you never know what can happen.  I know one thing though, never put anything as big as your head up your ass. This was a lesson learned the hard way. I’m pretty sure I ruined my asshole. My husband and I laughed, because we always thought  what would ruin my ass would be all the big dick I let fuck my ass.

Public Fucking

Cum dumpsterI love to spread my cunt in public. I love an audience when I am getting fucked. Especially if I have my crack. Crack is my aphrodisiac I crave the one-eyed monster and will go around begging complete strangers for their dick and cum. Sometimes after I suck on the glass dick I will take a late night stroll in well known prostitute areas and give it up for free. Those bitches hate it but I am too fucking high and ready to fuck to care that I am taking away from their business. I need lots of cum when I am on my crack and it is easy to get 2 or 3 guys at once when I walk around those areas begging for it.

It’s just me

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I was this guy whose cock was one of the biggest I have ever had. It was during a marathon gangbang. I can’t even remember how many guys were inside of me. My cum filled cunt was already super juicy so he slid in so easy. When he was fully inside of me I could feel my pussy walls stretching around his massive dick. He pounded my cunt mercilessly and I was just cumming over and over again. When it was the next guys turn my pussy felt so lonely. I got a cock in my mouth then so I forgot all about it. I can’t help it that I love two dicks at the same time. That’s just how I roll.

 

Foot To Mouth

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You have to take risks, you have to take every opportunity that you can.  So when my date asked me to get into his bathtub I was intrigued.  He told me to get comfortable so I thought he meant, take off your clothes since we were in the bedroom and he had already gone down on me in his living room.  Made perfect sense to me.  I was just climbing up onto the bed when he said, “Can you do me a favor? Can you get into the tub?” 

I can only imagine what the face I pulled looked like, but he said, “You don’t have to if you don’t want to.”  I told him that it was fine.  I have picked up guys in bars before and sometimes they have unusual requests when I got back to their place, or to my favorite Motel.  This was just a new one.  I asked if he wanted me to put my clothes back on.  He went over to his dresser and pulled out these leg warmers and asked me to put them on.  Uh, was this going to be some 80’s fetish? I didn’t know, but I put them on.  

He helped me into his tub, he was already getting hard so I was thinking it was the leg warmers, so I lifted my legs up to give him a better look. He was stroking his cock and looking at my legs.  Just so you know, holding your legs up in the air while you are in a tub is a bit uncomfortable on your tailbone.  I went to put my legs down for just a second to adjust my position and he grabbed my feet, stepped into the tub, then pressed his cock between my insteps.  He started to hump my feet, I was trying not to bang my head on the rim of the tub.  Then, without warning, he came all over my face.  Okay.  If that is what you were into that’s great, but warn a bitch next time.

I went to wipe it off and he stopped me, he pulled one of the leg warms off my right leg then wiped off the cum with it.  He then wiped off his cock, then slipped it back onto my leg.  I wasn’t sure if I should move or what.  He held his hand out to me and I stood up.  We did this over and over again, and to be honest I was getting seriously pissed because he just kept cumming on my face then wiping it off, all the while my pussy is being neglected!  Not fair if you ask me.  Not at all.  I finally said that I had to go, he said okay, but he wanted to do one more thing.  Finally, I was going to have some dick in my cunt … Nope!  He sat me down on the bed and told me to make him suck the cum off the leg warmer, and to be stern about it.

I left shortly afterward, he asked me if he could call me.  I said, “No.”  Then left.  It wasn’t because of his fetish, it was because he didn’t pay any attention to my juicy fuckable pussy.  When I got home I broke out some toys and had to do it myself.  I think it was pretty shitty of him to leave me hanging like that, I seriously had a case of blue balls and I do not even have balls, so you know it was bad.

Saving Me From Myself

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What up bitches?!? You will never guess what happened to me last night.  I think it is pretty fucking funny because apparently I need “saving”.  First of all I have to give you a very short backstory.  On occasion I hook up with a Minister’s son.  Wow, shortest short backstory ever.  We have been fucking off and on for a couple of years.  I do it not because he is gifted in the cock department it is simply because I hate his Father.  I hate what he stands for, I hate how he thinks he is better than the people in our neighborhood, I hate how he looks down at the homeless, I hate that he isn’t Christian like in the least.  Neither am I, but I don’t say I am then act in a different way.  The man is a fucking hypocrite.

His son is good looking though, so it makes up for the cock situation.  I usually go for very large dicks, but in this case I have made an acceptation based solely on principle.  There we were, in his Dad’s bed, fucking away, we never heard his Dad come home.  Next thing the door was kicked open.  He rushed in, grabbed his son, yanked him off of me, then tossed my clothes at me, and hauled his son out of the room.  I took a few pics, and sent them to his son.  I heard good ole Holy Dad yelling asking his son what he was looking at on his phone.  

Then I heard him yelling again but this time he was coming back down the hall toward his bedroom.  I put my phone down and calmly started to get dressed.  He came in, looked at me, I smiled and blew him a kiss.  He called me a slut, a sex demon who was tempting his son.  A sex demon? I sorta liked that.  I am pretty sure that I wasn’t just tempting his son, since Mr. Holy’s cock was clearly getting hard.

He told me that I needed Jesus in my life, that I need to be saved from myself.  He was angry that we were having sex in his bed, but he was more angry about the fact that our souls were in jeopardy.  What a load of shit.  He didn’t care about our soul, he was fucking jealous that his son was fucking my hot cunt and not him.  His cock was getting harder and harder.  I started to laugh a little bit, which just made him angrier.  Then it really got funny.  His face was so red, he started yelling louder.  I told him to just calm the fuck down, I would leave.

As I was walking by his son I stopped to kiss him deeply and grope his cock through his boxers.  His Dad started to yell all over again.  I walked out the door knowing that if I wanted I could fuck the Dad.  Maybe I should, maybe I should put his soul in jeopardy too, I might as well have some company in hell, apparently that is where I will be going.

I need to cum

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You love how hard my pretty penis gets when I let you wrap your lips around it. I don’t have to play hard to get when we are around your buddies. You are so fucking jealous when any of them even look at my ass. Well maybe if they all sucked my dick as good as you, they could get a better show. I can’t wait until this football game is over your friends keep grabbing my ass my dick is getting so hard. Oh, it’s halftime I’m dragging you outside behind the fucking garage. I need to blow this load in your mouth right now. If you do a good job I might let you spit my cum back in my mouth.

 

Trashy Milf Doctor Exam

trashy milfThis trashy milf had to go to the doctor today. Time for my annual girl exam of my lady parts. There was a new doc at the clinic. He was a male doctor. Finally, I got a hot guy checking out my cooter. I have a dirty confession. I almost always cum when the speculum is being cranked inside my pussy. The idea that someone can see deep into my fuck hole is hot to me. I told this guy not to use lube. He gave me a big grin, shifted his position and used an extra big speculum to crank up my old cunt. He had doctor wood in his pants. I have a well fucked pussy. I am tiny, but my cunt is a cavern. I told him to put his fist inside me. I am a fisting whore, but damn it is hard to find a guy willing to stick his whole hand up my cunt. The doctor didn’t bat an eyelash. He put his hand inside me and uncranked the speculum. The internal exam was the best part because his entire hand and half his arm was up my cunt. I started squirting all over his arm and face. I thought I was going to convulse because it was such a deep orgasm. I got the doctor’s number. Lucky for me he makes house calls for a trailer trash slut like me.

Sloppy wet prostitute pussy

Sloppy wet pussyI don’t even deserve to be taken to a trashy motel room for you to fuck me in. Just toss my slutty prostitution pussy out of the car and drag me out to the bushes where I fuckin belong. Rip that skanky g-string off of my body and fuck me hard & deep. Don’t stop until i’m all bloddy & cut up from the bushes and filled up with cum! You’re most likely gonna get me pregnant but that’s okay. I’ve fucked so many different men, i’ve truly lost track of who the fuck i’ve even slept with. There’s a reason why my sloppy wet pussy is a motherfuckin dumpster for endless amounts of cock cream. I love fresh jizz oozing out of me. Look how wet and nasty I look. I really am a filthy fuckin skanky cunt.

My neighbor is a peeping tom

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So my fucking neighbor was being a peeping tom while I was on a tranny phone sex call. Of course, he started knocking on my door. Thank God the call was just ending, so I went and answered the door wearing exactly what I was wearing on the call. Nothing lol! He started stuttering and stammering so I just grabbed his shirt and drug him into my house. Once I wrapped my mouth around his dick he reached over to my pretty penis and started jacking me off. I stood up and his face was so sad like I would let a hard dick go to waste. He was speechless when I slid his dick in my ass so smoothly. Letting him blow his load inside of me was almost as great as mine exploding in his face.

 

A Family Affair

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The thing about giving your pussy away to guy after guy is that you never know who the hell is going to be at the party.  Which is awesome because frankly I don’t want to know.  I want them to fuck me, I don’t want to get to know them.  From time to time, if I am craving a hard piece of meat and nothing is happening anywhere, I’ll go to the local park and get dates.  I can’t get arrested because I’m not doing it for money, I’m giving this shit for free as long as the guy can find at least two other guys to join in.

Some of the meth mouth whores get pissed when they see me, because they know guys will always go for the girl with all her teeth, unless dude has some sort of toothless fetish working.  Plus most of them look like shit, take a bath for christ sake! So there I was, trying to find what I wanted.  More than one guy was interested but I told them the deal, at least three of you or you get nothing.  This tends to piss some of them off but I’m not scared of them, I can take care of myself pretty fucking well.

It took a little time but I found what I wanted.  He made a couple of calls and got some guys to come down to a local motel.  I walked there, I never get in the car, fuck that.  I use the same motel for all these parties, the managers who work there know me pretty well by now and they look out for me so it is safer.  I get the room, text the main guy my room number then wait.

Three of them showed up almost at the same time so we started.  I had all three of them around me, touching me all over, I was grabbing cocks, stroking, my clothes were taken off and I was pushed to my knees.  I was working cock after cock, my pretty lips wrapped around one after another.  I was really getting into it when there was a knock at the door.  One of the guys reached over and opened it to let the fourth guy in.  I was getting up on the bed on all fours, the first dick was in me.  Pumping hard as one of the guys was getting in front of me so I could suck him off.  His cock was semi hard so I knew it was the new guy.  He didn’t take long at all before his cum was coating my throat as I was getting the second cock shoved into my already used cunt.  I licked my lips then looked up, it was my Brother-In-Law.  I was like, “What the fuck Anthony?!?!?”  It wasn’t like he didn’t know who I was, you could clearly tell that it was me.  He got down off of the bed, grabbed his shit and left.

That didn’t stop the party though, I just had fun with the three remaining guys.  As I was walking back home, make-up smeared, pussy throbbing as cum ran down my thighs to soak the top of my stockings, I was trying to decide if I should tell my sister or not.  I’m not sure what I will do but I plan on making my Brother-In-Law nervous about me telling for a long time.