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Let’s Get Drunk Phone Sex

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Back home on the lot, the boys I worked to pay for three things—gas, grass, and ass. It wasn’t just grass; they liked to get shit-faced drunk and have drunk phone sex with me. The stuff those good mid-western boys said when they were phone boning me was incredible. Some of them were rough and forceful when they talked to me. That wasn’t anything; I had my fat ass daddy shoving me down to take his buddy’s dick for real; Nick wasn’t going to break me. Some shy boys got nasty when they got wasted. It was the hottest fucking rush to hear those quiet boys talk mad dirty shit with me.

You can have drunk sex with me anytime, or any other kind of shit we can get our paws on; what do you think? There is a guy at the truck stop that’s been getting some new shit that I love. Let’s have a porn intox phone fuck soon. Don’t you want to get me all mind empty, holes full? I need to get spaced and spunked before I go to the lot later on for some cock cash. What drunk secrets do you have to spill?

Rules were made to be broken

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If you love druggy phone sex, you will love my little story. My dealer is so mad at me because I owe him so much money. I can’t help it that I am such a junky slut. At first glance, you would never assume such a thing, but once you get to know me, it is clear that I am a dirty whore who needs to be used.

I love to do big lines and get high. My dream night is one where I am high as a kite fucking all night long. My next-door neighbor came over to fuck me. As I am on his cock, my dealer bangs on my door. It’s time to pay up.

I’m in the middle of riding a dick. I didn’t expect him to show up. Nonetheless, my dealer begins to think long and hard about how he can get me to pay up. Then he figures out he’s going to stream me being a slut and get paid for it; after all, he’s some sort of entrepreneur.

I agree and show him that this plan is a cash cow, and I pay off my debt and gain much more fucking and drugs.

shoot your shot

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I am all bout freaky phone sex, and I have plenty of real-life stories to keep you on your toes. You were so shy in the club, and you were so genuinely sweet. It was adorable. I loved that I was turning you on, and you were hiding your boner. At first sight, you probably thought I was a prim and proper girl. Maybe a church girl, huh? Well, I am the daughter of a pastor, but that doesn’t mean I’m any good. Actually, it is quite the contrary. I am even nastier because of it. Sunday services involved me pleasuring the ushers backstage at church. I have always been filthy, so when you thought you had to be a gentleman to shoot your shot, I couldn’t resist laughing. I took you to the public restroom there in the nightclub and gave you such a nice blowjob. We didn’t wait long to fuck. We fucked there in the stall, in the cab, and all the way home to your bed. I’m not an angel; I am a nymphomaniac that wants to be fucked.

Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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It’s time for another story about me being a drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone down at the truck stop. The guys are more generous with their dicks and their money during this time of year. I always get a nice big Christmas bonus from most of the guys and I just use it to buy more party materials, if you know what I mean. That always makes playtime with the truckers so much more fun. I’ll say yes to anything if I’m hopped up on my party meds and I think the guys know that, so they keep me supplied.

Last year around the holidays, I rented a hotel room for a weekend instead of fucking them all in their big rigs. I figured since it was Christmas, it should be special. I don’t know how many guys came in and fucked me, but I know I blacked out at one point and they just kept on fucking me. They knew I’d say yes anyway. Do you want to hear more about what I do remember about that nasty weekend? I’m here and ready to fill your stockings full of holiday cheer. You know the drill – all you have to do is call me.

Wanna drink?

drunk phone sex

I adore the days when I get a call for some drunk phone sex. I will down a bottle of cheap vodka and become a messy drunk on the phone. Slurring my words, getting lost during conversations as I think about hard cocks, licking my lips as I fanaticize about wet cunts.  I lose all sense of time and awareness as my brain becomes wired to my pussy and all I can think about is having it filled and fucked. Once I hang up the phone I will go to the nearest trailer in search of some hunk of man meat to fulfill my needs. There always seems to be a man nearby who will happily help a girl in need. He will run his greasy fingers up and down my snatch before plunging them inside to make sure that I am ready to accept his dick. I brace myself on the back of the couch as I feel him rubbing that purple helmet up and down my slit before plunging it all the way in. This is no love making session, it is a pure, animalistic rut with a neighbor who has the body part I needed. He grabs onto my skinny hips as he slaps his hips into mine fucking me harder and harder until I cum and scream out. He won’t slow down for a minute as his balls slap against my clit as he dumps his baby batter into my awaiting snatch. I will then slink back home and go to bed happily playing with my spunk filled pussy until I nod off into a drunk induced dream cycle.

Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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So many guys know that when they have a drunk girl fucking them, it’s going to be a fucking great and free of inhibitions. I don’t even need to be drunk to fuck like that, but that’s just because I’m a nasty whore. I’ll fuck anyone with a big dick and all the guys at the truck stop know that. They call me when they are getting close to my town and tell me to be ready for them to fuck. I am down there so much that I want to buy the house next to the truck stop. Now how do I get those people out? Hmmm.

But anyway, I’m buzzed now and about to get an Uber down to there because I’m a cock crazed whore. My favorite fuck buddy is going to be in town very soon and I’ve missed that big fat cock. He knows just how to work that cock so that he hits all of the right spots. He’s even so good that he can make me cum just by fucking my asshole. That, my perverted friends, is talent. Do you want to hear about all of my drunk shenanigans? Call me and I will tell you what kinds of slutty things I did today!

A Blonde Fucking Whore on Taco Tuesday

blonde fuckingI am a blonde fucking whore. Natural blonde too. Blondes have more fun. I am just a dirty old bimbo. I was born in a trailer park and I will go out in one too. I have a Tuesday night ritual. Tacos and cock. There is this little greasy Mexican place around the corner with the best tacos and the cheapest Tequila. I go every Tuesday, fatten myself up and get drunk. Last night, I ate the worm. There was more alcohol content in that little worm than the 5 shots I did. It hit me quickly too. I was not even finished eating yet when I realized I was buzzed. The Mexican waiter was cute. Brown, black, yellow or white. I do not discriminate. I love all cock. I know a little Spanish from the trailer park. Not enough to talk in Spanish, but I can ask how big your cock is and say want to fuck in a few different languages. Never hurts to be prepared, right? He just kept nodding his head and saying Si. Horny bastard left his job mid shift to follow me back to my trailer for some drunk sex porn. He may have lost a job over some old pussy. In case he lost his job, I wanted to make sure I banged the fuck out of him. I hoped on his hard cock and took him for a ride. My pussy was sloppy wet. I slid up and down his thick shaft. He was talking a mile a minute, but I had no clue what he was saying. Did not really matter because his cock was filling my pussy up with his brown seed. I was loving every inch of his cock. There is never a language barrier when a cock is in a pussy. Being a trashy milf keeps me busy and racially inclusive. My pussy never discriminates.

Drunk Sex Porn with Frat Boys

drunk sex pornThis is what I look like after drunk sex porn. I look like a hot mess, emphasis on hot, LOL. I am more of a coke and weed girl than booze, but I was partying with college boys last night. Rich boys. Trust fund brats who pooled their resources to hire a hot milf for a closed party. The college is in session, but there are no parties. Isn’t that part of the college experience? A few frat houses have been shut down for violating social distancing orders from the dean. I get it. You got to keep folks safe. But college boys need to party and fuck too. I was the only female there. The doors were closed. No university folks would suspect a thing. And if some one saw me coming or going, well I was just checking on my son. Who would guess that a sexy albeit trashy milf was the entertainment at a frat party? I was doing shots with the boys. Lots of mixed shots too. Yager, Jack, Patron and some mixed body shots. I am a sloppy drunk, but that is what they wanted. I was on top of their bar dirty dancing. I encouraged them to pull out their cocks and spray me. Cum shots were coming from every direction. That was just the warmup. I blew cocks. I swallowed loads. I let frat boys run a train on me. I never puked though. I am a hot mess, emphasis on the hot when drinking. I came home smelling like a mix between a porn star and bartender. I reeked of cum and booze. That scent makes my brood horny. No time for a shower when my husband and our boys pounced on me. This dirty mommy is never too worn out or too fucked up to keep the party going.

Trashy Milf Pool Orgy

trashy milfWhen you are a trashy milf, your house is where your offspring’s friends want to hang out. We threw a Memorial Day pool party. Any pool party, I am the center of the focus. I make my self the focus. Being a horny milf in great shape makes it easy to get attention. My husband and I served the teens booze and weed. I even let a few boys and girls do bumps off my belly. Once the party favors kicked in, it was no long a pool party. It was a pool orgy. I am a druggy whore not because I am an addict but because I believe when altered, your freaky side comes alive. I do not care how old or young a person is, a little cocaine, and you want to be the star of a hardcore orgy porn. My sons fucked me in front of their friends. Their friends fucked me in front of their friends. And I ate a lot of pussy in front of everyone. The pool had more cum in it than water, I joked. I honestly do not think my pool parties are that much different from other pool parties in the area. I may have more younger ones in attendance, but everyone is just as high and horny.

Drunk Girl Fucking Is Easy

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One of the best things about a drunk girl fucking you is that you really do get to be in charge. If other girls are anything like me, they will just be way too wasted to give you any input into what you’re doing. She will just have her legs spread for you, begging you to fuck her. You can fuck her in any hole and in any position and she’ll be totally cool with it. I mean, what more could you ask for, really? You’re in charge of her body and that’s the way you want it, right? Yeah, I thought so.

So just go ahead and fill up her drink over and over again. She’ll think you’re just being nice, but really you want to be able to take advantage of her. If you get her drunk enough, she will pass out and it won’t matter if she told you earlier in the evening that she wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last man on earth. Once she’s out cold, she won’t have any idea that she’s even been fucked. But if she does figure it out, she won’t know it was you. Call me with your drunk girl fantasies now and we’ll make them a reality!