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Cum Dumpster Cougar

cum dumpsterI was a cum dumpster Super Bowl Sunday. My son had a bunch of friends over to watch the game. I could care less about sports, but I do enjoy entertaining the boys who watch sports. I have this game I play called pussy or pigskin? I like to see if I can distract football watchers with my cougar cunt. Guess what? Hands down, my pussy always wins. Those boys didn’t stand a chance when I started fucking a beer bottle. I was high and drunk and looking for fun. When you have a living room full of teen boys, you have fun. Those nice boys offered me their cocks. I mean wasn’t that so nice of them? They didn’t want my old cougar cunt to feel neglected by football. I didn’t want them to miss the game either, so we compromised. They bent me over the coffee table so they could fuck me while watching TV.  I liked seeing some of those tight ends while young boys were stretching my tight end. I had more than a cum filled cunt by half time. I had a cum filled asshole too. My daughter joined the fun at the right time. While the boys’ cocks got hard again watching Lady Gaga shake her hot ass, my daughter licked cum out of my holes for the second half of the game. This time she shared some cock with her old mamma. My daughter gets her love for cock, coke and cum from me. I got it from my whore momma. Being whores runs in this family. The best thing about my daughter being there for the second half of the game was that while the boys recuperated, we could play. I fucked her tight holes with beer bottles and my tongue.  We just now coming off our cum, coke and cock filled Super Bowl. I need a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Gangbang Bar Whore

Gangbang whore CarrieI was drunk as fuck at the bar last night and stayed until past closing time with a few other regular customers, four men plus the bartender to be exact! Just my horny self and 5 throbbing cocks all alone in one little bar! Next thing I knew, two of the men were behind me, taking off my shirt, unbuttoning my pants and rubbing all over my titties! The other three came over and lifted me so that I was laying on top of the bar on my back. All five of them had their hands all over me, touching me everywhere! It went from zero to one hundred super quick! I didn’t even know from which person the hands were touching me, it was all happening so fast! There were huge cocks in all of my holes and both my hands! Mouth, asshole, pussy…all were filled! I was going crazy! It was a gangbang fuck fest! We were going at it so hard that drinking glasses were falling off the bar and breaking on the ground! I was getting stretched the fuck out! They all busted huge loads of cum both inside of me and all over my body from head to toe, I was drenched! It’s so fun being a slutty cum dumpster gangbang whore!

Gangbang Party

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I went to a party last night with one of my guy friends that I fuck all the time. We got super drunk and he introduced me to his 7 other guy friends that were also there at the party. The more I drank the more I wanted to fuck all of them!! I was so fucking horny and I wanted all of them in all of my holes at the same time!!! We all went to a cheap motel across the street so we could have a sexy ass gangbang! There were 8 guys total which is a good amount but I wish there were more! Every one of my holes was filled with cum and thick cock and I couldn’t have been happier!

Lets Get Fucked Up!

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Let’s get fucked up! I am ready to party and get ruined. My holes and my liver. My nose and my mind. My lungs and my soul… all types of fucked up tonight!  I need to numb my mind and I need cock to numb my holes. Enough fucking, fisting, and nasty juices and I’ll be set. I need to get high first, I love when a line or 12 are done off my asshole I love doing coke off some guys cock! I get so wet, ready and excited to have as many cocks that will fit stuffed inside of me. I am going crazy right now thinking about it. I need to feel myself ripping, and my limits being pushed. The more fucked up I am, the more I am going to do! You’ll see how to party, how to get wild and fucking kinky with me. I never say no to any juices, gangbangs or drugs. I’m the ultimate party girl I just need a guy that enjoys the same shit as me!

I’m Fucked Up

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Might be kinda hard for me to post this blog today… I AM STILL FUCKED UP! Last night was super dope for me, I am still high and drunk and I don’t give a fuckkk what anyone thinks about that. My job is awesome because I am come to work fucked up as I want…Most guys are into it anyway. They like a girl like me that they know will suck their cock off for less than a 8-ball. Shit, I’d do it for free! I get off on being a whore, and once I’ve had a line or two… or even popped some molly I am horny and ready to do anything and everything. As long as I stay fucked up you can get me to do anything! I play with k9 cock, beg for gangbangs and get nice and nasty with shit puke and piss. I am always taking things to the extreme when I am fucking high and drunk!

Big Dick Sucker

big dick suckerI taught my daughter to be a big dick sucker, just like my mother taught me. Cock sucking skills are more important than math skills for women. We can get away with murder if we can give great head. Hell, most men will tell you even bad head is better than no head and so many men in this world are getting zero head. Seems like women get married and the first skill they forget is how to give a great blow job.  Our cock sucking skills got us out of orange jump suits this week. I was speeding. We were jamming in the car with the sunroof down to some Lynyrd Skynyrd oblivious to the word. The speeding wasn’t the problem, neither was the open beer bottles we were sipping on. The real issue would have been the couple kilos of cocaine and the pound of weed in the trunk. Girls got to get through the holidays, right?

trailer trash whoreWhen I saw the sirens, I looked at my daughter and explained we could either pull a Thelma and Louise, or we could suck and fuck our way out of this trouble. We went with the latter. We tugged our dresses down to reveal some ample cleavage, pulled them up to show some sexy leg and applied pink lip gloss. The cop had an instant boner, so I knew we were safe. With one hand I gave him my license, with the other I unzipped his pants. That cop was packing more heat in his pants than in his holster. I started blowing him, he started moaning. My daughter got him in the passenger side so he could sit down so this trailer trash whore could come around to blow him off the highway. My daughter joined in. I know he saw the beer bottles and smelled the weed, but  he never searched the car, nor did he give me a ticket. He just shot a big load in my mouth, ordered me to snowball his load with my daughter and let us off with a warning. If you can suck a big dick, you can get away with anything.

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Drunk phone sex

Woke up behind a dumpster sore as a mother fucker. The sun is bright and my holes are still dripping and yearning. I try to remember what happened last night as a group of skaters passed by. They asked me if I needed help and I told them to fuck off. They didn’t like that. They kicked me in my stomach and in my head. Searched my purse and then noticed I wasn’t wearing any panties. They argued a bit, about who would take me first. LOL those little fuckers even thought about putting rubbers on. My pussy was already swollen and sore as these little fuckers held me down and pounded my pussy. The more I struggled the harder they fucked my holes. I love it! I wanted more and more of their young cock deep in my holes filling me up with their cum!

Morning Wood

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I woke up this morning ready to fuck. I must’ve had a wet dream because my pussy was soaking wet and throbbing. All I could think about was having a hard dick between my lips, spreading me open and filling me up. I thought why not kill two birds with one stone and text my dealer to come over and get me high and fuck me. He’s a rough fuck, which I like.

When he arrived, I was dressed in thigh highs and a corset, which he likes. He pushed me down on the bed, yanked the corset down, and snorted a line right off of my tits. He then stuck his cock, with a line for me on it, right in my face. I went after that line, then his cock, with ferocity like he’d never seen from me. I had him so fucking hard that when he did fuck me, it felt like somebody else, a bigger man. He had me moaning and cumming in no time!

My new friend

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Ever since I left the trailer park, I’ve had this need to please every man that shows any interest in me. I enjoy being used, abused, treated like shit. I want to be a cum dumpster for you, for anyone who feels the need. It drives me, almost as much as getting high. So, today when I went to my dealers house, there was a new guy there who took an immediate interest in me. As soon as I saw him, all I could think about was getting high and fucking him. My pussy was wet with anticipation. I excused myself to the bathroom and he followed me. I pulled him in and shut the door. He picked me up and placed me on the sink, kissing me deeply as he did so. He hiked up my skirt and began to finger fuck me while we made out. God, I’d never been so wet and ready to fuck in my life! When he finally stuck his cock in, I squirted girlie cum all over his cock and he went crazy, fucking me so hard I can’t walk right today.

Oktoberfest Bukkake

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We are a couple of days into Oktoberfest, but the first official weekend is quickly approaching. It is always a bust time at any night club, but especially at a strip bar. The patrons love to see the girls in and out of their sexy Bavarian clothing. The beer flows freely as well with plenty of drink specials going on. I am going to have to be sure to lay off that beer a little this year. Last year, I had just a little too much of it while celebrating. If fact, I actually became quite sloppy drunk. One thing that always happens when I get drunk is that I get incredibly horny. I was so plastered last time, I don’t even know how it started, but I managed to find myself in the middle of a circle of men. All had their cocks out and were jerking. They crowded closely. Unable to help myself, I took turns going around the circle giving each one a quick little suck. The whole time I was fingering my wet pussy for all to see. When I started moaning and coming, it set off a chain reaction and I was soon covered in a huge amount of warm spunk. I get horny now just thinking about all those loads of cum. Maybe, I should let myself get drunk after all. Who knows what may happen?