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My boys are really starting to get to know me too well. Pump me full of enough alcohol and I will do just about anything that you suggest out of me. You may think that I am lying but I am telling the truth, scouts honor. I was drinking a bunch of tequila at a party and started to strip onto the counters. The guys were throwing dollar bills at me and I was shoving them into anything that I could. Including my cunt. That is when Eddie suggested I started making some real money. That meant that I needed to take my phone sex line ass to the corner and start to have some live phone sex with some Johns. That is what I did too. My drunk ass worked my way down to the corner where I waited for John after John sucking cocks for 15$. The guys thought it was a really great deal for them too. They thought they would act like my pimps for the night taking all the profits. Ass holes should know by now that I am the one who wants all the money.

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Live Phone SexFuck Walmart. I hate coming here! The lines are always to damn long! My beer is gonna be warm before I even get to the check out!

To hell with this. I am cracking one open now.

Great! Now a manager comes over and starts complaining. “You can’t drink on Walmart property ma’am”….Blah blah blah.

“Then open up another register dick head! I should be half way home by now and half way through this 12 pack. So it’s your fault I am still here!”

Great call the police. Whatever. Make sure you tell Sergeant Thompson, Freida said hey!

I was through my third beer by the time the cops got there. It was a new guy. Great fresh meat! Let’s break him in right!

You politely ask me if I had paid for the beer which, duh, no, I have not, I had been waiting to do that for twenty minutes!

“Well ma’am, you can not drink in this store and you need to pay for it and then leave. Are you driving?”

Great all the damn police brutality going on and I get a wimpy guy!

I reached in my jeans, pulled out a twenty and threw it at the cashier as I walked out with what was left of my beer.

You followed me to my car talking about how you can’t let me drive. Just try and stop me!

I reached to open my car door and that’s when you slammed me up against the car!

Now we are getting somewhere!

“Sergeant Thompson said you liked to get fucked! He thinks you pull shit like this just so you can get laid!”

With my hands in cuffs and my head pressed against the roof of the car, you unzipped your pants and slammed that fucking cock in my cunt!Phone Sex Line

“Is this what you want? You little whore!”

Yes, that is exactly what I needed!

Customers were watching you fuck me in the parking lot but I didn’t care!

You felt so good as your fuck stick forces its way in and out! You were going so fast and fucking me so hard! I couldn’t take it! I was about to cum! I started to scream and you covered my mouth! Of fuck! Just then you shot that jizz so deep inside me that I could almost taste it! That last thrust sent me over the edge! I pushed back against your cock before you had a chance to pull out and just let go! I exploded all over you!

You had my cum dripping off the end of your cock and splattered all over your uniform!

Now you were mad! You couldn’t go back to precinct covered in my sweet milk, smelling like me! They all knew where you had been! They would know what you did!

I could see the anger and panic on your face and I laughed. “Relax Newbie. They always send me the new guys. Think of it as initiation. Welcome to the force!

Live Phone Sex Slut Blumpkin

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Man did I get shit faced the other night. I am seriously the drunkest live phone sex slut around. I do not really remember anything from that nigh except I woke up naked and that I had shit in my teeth. I am not meaning like some sort of food either. I am talking about literal shit, like dooks, up in my grill. It took me a while to piece together the majority of the evening, I must had blacked out which was nothing new. I remember it was only me and one other of my buddies drinking. We were drinking a ton of tequila and some streak and shake chili.

That was a bad combination, because the more shit faced I got the horneier I was. So while I was turning into a horn ball this dudes stomach was working up a mad big shit. I straddled him on the couch and was making out with him. He pulled my shirt over my head and sucked on my nipples while I dry humped him. I was grinding back and forth on him while he grew harder and harder in his pants. Then the chili hit him and he shoved me off darting to the bathroom.

I quickly ran behind him. I wanted nothing but his cock in my mouth and I could care less if the smell of shit was coating my taste buds already. He pulled his cock from the toilet and stroked it while he shit a little more. I came and knelt between his legs gagging at the stink of shit invading my nostrils. He shoved my head onto his cock forcing me to give him a blumpkin. I groaned and gaged as he face fucked me, when he came into my mouth he at the same time shit what sounded and smelled like everything he ate for the last week into the shitter. It smelled awful. Past that I do not remember but I have a feeling a dirty rim job was involved.

Being Slutty At a Pool Party

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So many hot guys were at the pool party last Friday. It was hard to just focus my attention on one, but after a few drinks that didn’t matter anymore. I was only two drinks in before I was flirting with everyone shamelessly. Even though I knew I was sloppy drunk it didn’t spoil my fun and none of the guys seemed to mind either.

Once I finally made my way to the pool it wasn’t long before my top was gone. I’m not sure if I pulled my tits out myself or if it was someone else, but that didn’t bother me. All the guys were staring at my big round titties with their mouths wide open and I loved all that attention. They were practically swarming around me which made all the other girls jealous, I loved that too!

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Eventually this guy Rich swam up to me while I was in the corner of the pool sipping my drink. I was already horny, but he when Rich whispered in my ear that he had drugs I knew which guy to fuck first. We didn’t even leave the pool to do it, that’s how excited I was. He pushed pills down my throat while I bounced up and down on his massive prick in front of everyone. Later I found out that it was Xanax which explains why my pussy was able to squirt like that around all that water.

Mixing xannies and drinking always makes me so hot. Even if I black out when I wake up it’s obvious that I had a good time. Usually my cunt is still soaked and throbbing whenever I have a wild night like that. Sometimes cum will even still be leaking out from inside me and then there are times that I can still taste in my mouth.

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The morning after that pool party was just like that. I wasn’t sure what happened or what I did or even who I did it with. All I know is that my mouth was filled with cum multiple times. The few rumors I’ve heard about it prove it, but I already knew. It would take a lot of warm, salty cum to leave that taste in my mouth especially after all the drinking I did. People might think those rumors upset me or maybe they’re even just trying to embarrass me. Oh well, I feel sorry for them because it has the opposite effect. I actually think it’s pretty fucking hot if you want to know the truth.

Phone Sex Line Slut Loves Play Doh

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A neighbor of mine was throwing this box in the dumpster. He daughter was running behind her crying, beggin her not to. She just kept tellin her to shut up and that she was not rassin no harlot or whatever. Grabbed that little brat by her ear and drug her back up the driveway. After they went in I went to their curb and looked in the trash. Wasn’t sure what I would find but it was public property now. I was bright colored box with the words “play doh” wrote on the side. I took it to the house and pulled out the contents. There was some play doh in there that is for sure but there was also this toy that resembled a dick! I was sure as fuck surprised, and then I was turned on. I stuffed it with some green play doh and then squirt it out the top and laughed. It looked like it was squirting out some alien jizz from the top. I cleaned it out and laid back on the table and started to play with my clit with it. I got myself nice and wet and then started to shove it into my pussy. It felt so good. No wonder that bitch threw it out, she prolly caught her daughter doing the nasty with it. I know I would had been at her age no doubt about that. I continued to moan and whimper and then my favorite four legged friend came up and started to rim job me with his wide tongue. Fuck it felt amazing, who knew play doh could be responsible for this much pleasure. I came all over it and my fur friends face too. Once I removed my new found pussy play toy I took a swig of jack and let him finish licking me clean. Good boy, and good play doh. HaHa

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Phone Sex Line Ass Fuck High

Phone sex lines were buzzing with the shit I did last night with you but, I am so strung out I don’t remember shit !  I think I remember the Jack Daniel’s and the cum dripping out of my ass. I may even remember you shoving your cock down my throat at about 2 in the morning. But how the hell or when did this get stuffed in my cunny? I think I remember you tossing beer caps at my ass and tits and telling me I was the best fucking cum slut you had ever had! But tell ,me  tell me ,how the hell did I get this shit stuffed in my cunny. I think the meth I was smoking was finally getting to me! I saw you sitting on the side of the bed lighting the cigarette to place on my tits and around my asshole and maybe I told you to do that. I think I remember telling you how much I would love to straddle and suck your fucking cock while you pushed that needle in my veins!

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    But ,I don’t remember puking on your cock sucker or you slamming  me down to the ground so, I figure we would have to do it over again for the parts that are cloudy. There is nothing like another party to start it off right is there? Hell I can’t remember shit and the trip will be worth it again! I am that filthy little dirty tramp slut that fucked you last night and each time you give me more smack I get a little higher. But do you think when you fuck me this time Daddy that you can give me a little more of what I need! I am so high I need more cock right now! Shove it down my throat Daddy I need you too! I am what you call driven to drink more and smoke more for cock. I don’t know why that is or why the hell I like bottles shoved up my ass! But your cock looks so damn good so let’s go! Maybe I can convince you to do live phone sex show and record it so I can remember the shit!

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Aint nothing better than some drugs and a cock cept drugs and black girl phone sex. Alyssa is not usually with my dealer but she owes this dude mad money for all of the crack she keeps smoking up so he has been makin her his bitch. I might be a white trash slut but I ain’t into crack like that hoe is. My dude bring me pot though and plenty of thizzles if I need them, which I am not really messing with tonight. Anyway, so he came over t\with her in tow and I was already pretty hammered. He has been after my pussy for a minute, but he ain’t my type. Which is kinda funny cause I do not really gotta type. So he said he would give me the quarter for free if he could nut on me an Alyssa fuckin in front of him.
We both stared at each other. Alyssa could be a bit of a trip sometimes, but she had that chocolate pussy that I ain’t tasted in quite some time. We decided it was cool if I would let us smoke a blunt with him first, and then we had at it. I licked her pussy like it was a chocolate bar melting in the summer. She moaned and shoved my face into her. We licked each other till we were soakin wet and then I took out a giant double sided dildo. I shoved it in my ass and she stuck the other in hers. We both were on all fours backin out asses up into each other, taking that rubber dick deep into out assholes. Dude made his cum rain all over our backs and then we finished 69ing in the others mouths. Best sex for weed I have ever had.

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Drunk Sex Porn Starring Your Favorite Cum Dumpster Cindy!

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It is no secret that I am a fish when it comes to my alcohol and how I take it down. In fact if you wanted to dump me drunk girl fucking into a fish tank with a whole lotta tequila and beer I am sure my lungs would easily adapt. I got shit faced at my own house with a group of guys, nothing new there, but this new cat thought I had passed out like a little bitch and wanted to make a amateur drunk sex porn. I could hear them talking about me like I was not there. I was just resting my eyes for real though but also getting super turned on about the thought of them attempting to fill out their drunk rape fantasies on me. Hey, I was willing to take some cock in my ass while pretending to be passed out to help out a mother fucker. That is exactly what I did too.
I laid on my couch pretended like I was asleep, kinda doing that gurgly argh think like I had seen so many light weight cunts do. They filmed oncum dumpster their phones like total newbiews. It was whatever though I was not making money off of it so I was not giving the dumb asses any tips. One recorded while the others watched the one guy reached up my skirt and began to play with my pussy. It was hard not to moan, he actually had some skilled fingers. Once he was comfortable the other guys joined in and tag teamed my cunt. They fucked me in every hole that I had available. I could not hold it any more, I whimpered and moaned for more and more. They used me as their drunk fucking disposal too. Creampied my pussy and used my mouth as their cum dumpster.

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          Drunk girl fucking cock should have been my new slogan because I had no idea how the fuck I got I was shaking like a fucking leaf! I was tweaking and my head hurt for days! I don’t know how I got to this fucking hotel room! I was following the high of a lifetime after a fight that was all a haze! I was trying to pay attention to the asshole who was fucking me in the ass and mouths but I was high so who cares what the fuck he was talking about!  My stomach was empty and I had to puke in the worse way !  The only thing I could remember last night was the liquor and meth I don’t know what the hell else happened or why I woke up this morning with two fucking bitches in my asshole! I was still feeling the pressure of cock in me and I wasn’t strong enough to move these motherfuckers either!

          I tried  to tilt them to the side but these assholes were deeply stuffed and there was no way I was going to be able to get up! Like I said I was high I could care less and as my head hit the pillow I think I do remember something from last night! My step dad or uncle whatever the hell you want to call this asshole was one of the bitches stuck in my ass right now! I am sure he would wake up to tell me whats going on! No matter what happened I was fucked for days and that hazy feeling I wanted to last so I thought I had better get cracking again on scrounging up some money . Come on I am hurting real bad give me something!

Trailer Trash Whore Does You Right

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Come on down to our trailer park where we will satisfy every need that your fine self can muscle. We are some nasty as cum dumpsters who will work one by one or all for you. We love getting trashed and sitting outside showing off our cunts and tits for all the trailer park boys to see. We decided to do our own calendar shoot too. Fuck, we are gonna make enough money to have beer for the next month. Swasted in May, Woo Hoo! I am the biggest cum guzzler of us all too. I do not think there is anything that I would not do to taster your cum on my lips. Don’t even have to be your jizz either.

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I love being a little p slut and fucking those fuckers down the street. I even run a sweet deal for them, I will suck their wee cocks for the five dollars mommy gives to them for taking out the trash. They love it too, and it is an easy five bucks. They line up and I pop them off three at a time, easiest fifty dollars a sloot could make. Me being a p whore not your thing and possibly you want me to suck off your furry friend, not a problem. I will pull their fur covered rocket into my mouth and coax it out. Your four legged friend can fuck me in my wasted hole to the knot till he fills me with his nut. Mmmm. Your imagination is the limit, or bust through to the sky and borrow mine. The other girls don’t know what they are missing, but our calendar sure as fuck will be hot. Post that shit in your bathroom so you can yank it to us every day.

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