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Paying The Tax Man

Drunk Girl FuckingIt had been a great night at the club! I had made a ton of cash but had spent most of it on some candy! I don’t remember too much but I must have been a good night because there was some ugly man sprawled out in my bed, reeking of cum and whiskey!

Maybe if I do a few shots and hit that pipe again, I can get rid of this damn hangover!

It was getting to be late in the morning and I was pretty fucked up again when I heard a knock on the door. Probably that guy forgot something when he left. I didn’t see the need in putting anything on. Hell, he had already violated every fucking hole I have! But it wasn’t him at all. Some suit guy!

I squinted as I looked up and asked him if I could help him. He said that I was past due on my taxes and he was there to serve me with papers to repo. the trailer! What the hell!

I left him standing there and went to the kitchen and grabbed the bottle. The room started to spin so I flopped down on the couch.

He walked over to me and set his brief case down. He ran his hands across my tits and said that maybe we could work something out. I was about to pass out when he shoved his cock in my mouth! I was so drunk, all I could do was lay there. So he flipped me over and stuffed my sloppy wet cunt with that cream stick, drilling me so hard, I thought it would come out of my throat!

He shot that load so deep I could almost taste it!

He didn’t stop until he had dumped his load in every gaping hole!

My lifeless body lay there dripping with thick cream and wet cum farts blowing out of my ass.

He put his papers back in his brief case and told me that I had just bought myself a little time.

He said he would be back in a few days to collect what owed with interest!

I love being a cum whore! Maybe I should hold out on paying for a few more visits!

A Cum Slut Stripper and An Older Whore Walk Into A Bar

Lot lizard sexI have known Freida for a long time now.  She is a single Mom who strips for a living to feed her little girl, and some habits *snort snort* if you catch my drift.  Anyway, the truck stop is on her way home from her job and sometimes her and her daughter will stop by.  I adore that little girl, she is going to be one fine Stripping fuck slut, I know she makes her Mommy a lot of money.  However, the other night it was just Freida and I was so happy about that.  Earlier in the day one of the guys asked about her.  I told him about her situation so he invited us both out to a bar that he co-owns with his brother.  I knew she was tired because she looked like she had been fucked for hours, but I know she loves money and cum, so I knew she would go with me.

Her and I walked into the bar together.  Everything stopped.  Turned out we were the only two women there.  The place was a fucking dump filled with cock.  I looked at Freida, she looked at me. We both shrugged then took a seat at the bar.  In no time at all the drinks were coming to us fast and free.  I have never drank so much Tequila in my life, and I can drink!  Freida was face down in some guy’s lap sucking the jizz straight from the source and I had some random guy’s hand working my pussy.  I just kept slamming shots while his finger slammed my increasingly wet cunt. 

Cheap phone sexI think Freida’s pussy was sore because when I went to lick it she winced!  Either that or my tongue was cold from the ice. I spent so much time working her pussy.  She tasted like a mixture of beer, cum, and unwashed over fucked pussy.  That was alright though, because my cunt tasted the same way.  Hey, a girl has to make money some how right? Right!  After we were done drinking booze and cum, we went back to this guy’s house with his brother.  That is where the fun really began.  They sure did like to take pictures.  At one point they tried to act all cute and say that if we didn’t do as they said they would use the pictures to blackmail us.  Good God, Freida and I had a good laugh at that.  I told them, “Sweets, do you really think I would be bothered with you showing my shit off to people? For christ sake, everyone knows what I do, and she is a god damned stripper!”  The look on their faces, priceless.  That didn’t spoil it though, Freida and I played along with their fantasy and became ‘unwilling’ subjects of their sexual perversions. Worst acting in the history of mankind by the way.  It is hard to act unwilling when you will do anything.

All in all Freida and I had a great time.  She made some more money, got fucked until she was raw, I got money, and had my pussy used the way a cunt like mine should be.  I cannot wait to do it again! 

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Drunk phone sex with Jamie

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Is it bad that I’m almost always drunk? Maybe it’s even worse that I don’t care. Being sober is boring and I can’t live like that. All I want to do is get really fucked up and make a total whore of myself, I don’t care about the consequences. Boys want a dirty girl which is exactly what I am, that’s why that flock to me. Other girls can be can jealous if they want and talk trash all they want. No matter what nothing is going to stop me because I’m having too much fun.

Nothing scares me, it just adds to the fun. This morning I woke up in an alley and my panties were missing. At some point during the night I blacked out, but when that happens it just means I had a really good time. My pussy was beat up, I could tell because it was throbbing. Then, when I stood up cum started leaking out.

The last thing I remember was teasing some guys at the beach. I was wearing a white shirt with nothing underneath when I was swimming in the ocean with them.  By the way they were looking at my big sexy tits told me they all had boners, I didn’t have to check.

Sure, part of me wishes I could remember things when I black out. It would be great if I knew whether all four of them gang banged me or not. Then again sometimes it’s better not knowing because my imagination runs wild. Eventually sometimes I will hear about what happened and a lot of the time it does come close to what I fantasized, but a few times it doesn’t. Either way just hearing about what a filthy whore I was gets my cunt soaking wet. I guess I just have no shame or morals, but is that really a bad thing? Who wants to be with a girl who has all sorts of limits and rules? It’s good that some girls do because that means more boys that want to party with me!!!

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Back Ally Fucking

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The best part of going to the bar is having all of my friends here. All of the regulars know me by name and I like to fuck around with just about every one of them. This new chick came into the bar, nothing new about that, she was a pretty bitch too. Came up to the bar looking all flashy with her pretty clothes and red hair. She made me laugh the was that she carried herself she was horny but thought see was too good for the joint lol. I was there along with a couple of other broads that we knew and Kevin, the guy I fucked that had just got out of the pin, and some of hisdrunk phone sex jailbird friends. When she walking in Kev started joking that he was going to have her. So he ordered a drink to go to her and then a couple more and soon she came to join us. She said that she was not from here just visiting some relatives which made since because she was not familiar and in the wrong place. Kev was hand feeding her drinks all night, and she was eating him up. The two of them cut out about thirty minutes before last call and everyone else stayed. I was so trashed. When last call came I paid my tab and left through the front. I did not live too far so I was just going to walk home when I heard a weird noise coming from the ally. Normally I would stay away from the creepy sounds coming from the under lit ally, but drunk me did not give a fuck. As I got closer I could see two figures so I crept quietly in case I was witnessing some sort of crime or something. I crouched down behind s dumpster and tried my hardest to be quiet as I peaked around it. To my surprise it was not a crime, but little Miss Prissy Pants getting down and dirty on Kev’s rod. I was too thrashed to tell if she was leaning back on that crate getting the shit fuck out of her willingly or if Kev was makin the white trash phone sexbitch pay for turning him down or something. He was plowing into that hairy ass pussy so hard that bitch wasn’t going to be able to sit down for a week. He through her over a trash can slamming into her ass hole and gaping it wide. I leaned back against the brick wall and watched. Dropping my skirts, and playing with my moist slit. The raw roughness of him fucking her in the ass while she screamed made me so wet. My pussy felt so good under my fingers, I bit my lip to contain my own moans as I watched him slam her little naked body to the ground. He shoved his throbbing dick into her mouth fucking her face without caring if she could breath or not. He grabbed her ears and thrust into her face hole as she gagged and puked all over his dick. He continued to fuck her face, vomit draining from her mouth over his balls. My legs began to shake as I got ready to cum, I could see his balls shrivel as he removed his vomit soaked dick from he throat and stroked himself till he came all over her face and hair. She laid back a second and he walked away grabbing his clothes. She sobbed and he told her she was a whore just like the rest and keep her fucking mouth to herself next time. I held my giggle getting up and walking to him. He smiled at me embracing me in a drunk sloppy kiss. We walked away leaving her crying behind us. Dumb ass rich bitch tried to talk shit and my Kevey stood up for me.

I am a nasty cum guzzling slut!

cum guzzling slutJust looking at my pictures, you will know that I am a trashy, slutty, nasty gal, but if you take the time to read my bio then you will know that I am definitely just as nasty and trashy as I look to be. In fact I am even nastier than you could ever imagine! It’s really not surprising though given the way that I was raised, that this pretty little face and these porn perfect tits are into the nastiest things of all. That’s right you’ve hit the jackpot. I’m your cum eating, toilet play phone sex whore! Yes I am sure you can hardly believe you got so lucky… how on earth could someone as sexy as me be into such nasty and dirty things? Well I guess you’ll come to find out that I am full of surprises. Speaking of full of, I am completely full of couple loads of shit. And I mean literally. Allow me to show you by shitting all over your chest, all slow how you like it and then I’d love to rub it all in too if you’d allow me. That’s not all I have in store for you, what kind of nasty toilet whore would I be if I didn’t have a little pee for you? What would it be, if I did not allow you to force your cock into my ass as I shit? Then spread my legs wide so your shit covered cock and fuck my little cunt. But not before I take my sweet time tasting and sucking your cock. I love to taste my shit and your excited pre-cum all together. Oh let’s see you fuck my tits, rub your shit and my shit all over my tits, pinch my nipples and maybe I can even squeeze out some more piss! Oh how I love to mix our nasty lil juices and even get my lil tastes. And when you finally do cum, I will save it all in a glass so I can really savor the flavor! Don’t you love our nasty play as much as I do?!

White Trash Hook UP

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My girl Destiny called me last night and gave me the ultimate white trash hook up. A friend of hers was not able to make it to a party that she was booked for. She said the guys were loaded but she had something else she had to be working on. Well anyway, Destiny said she could do the job but the guys wanted two girls now. I am not a stripper but I do strip for guys for free. So I was thinking I could go and have some fun with Destiny for the evening and maybe make some tips for rent. So I picked put a real cute outfit and Destiny showed up at my place to pick me up with Karli, another friend of ours. Dudes changed their mind, again. But I was not scared I thought if anything it was going to make the night even more memorable.

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When we got there what I thought was going to be the three of us like five guys wound up being the three of us and around 25 horny and ready to go men. Music pumped, we danced and money fell from the sky like rain. I had never seen that much money in my life. We were swimming in it. What was I kidding we even fucked these guys brains out like the three whore amigos sent to save their lonely cocks. We were not like paid whore we were just super fucking cum loving sluts. There just happened to be a lot of coke and alcohol and of course Benjamin. Benjamin and I rarely met to be honest but I always went after him and spent him just as fast. When we left we had so much money we did not know what to do. It was about 4 in the morning and we headed to the Waffle Casa and separated it out. I wound up with 13,000 dollars all to myself as my cut. Destiny got the most for what she called a finder’s fee. I was not hating though, I was so stoked, time to get my party on.

Money Makes Me Smile

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“Music makes me dance and money money money makes me smile” my favorite line from a song…not only does it make me smile but it makes me wet as fucking hell. Nothing gets the pussy going into overdrive faster then a stack of cold, hard, green cash, excerpt maybe a huge fucking cock. You know the ones that are way above average. The ones that stretch your holes like a good fisting. Last night I hit the fucking jackpot and got both. Yep a twofer, a bogo, a bonus. He had a was of fucking dough that was all mine if I could take his cock. No one has ever been able to do it in any capacity. So if i could take all of it, balls deep in any hole, mouth ass or cunt, and endure the resulting pounding I would get until he shot his load, the cash was all mine. Thank fucking goodness for my lack of gag reflex, I knew I could take his cock no matter how big in my mouth at least. Little did I know just what he was fucking packing. When he pulled his cock out the gasp was and involuntary reaction and he laughed out loud. cum guzzling cock1

The very first thing I wanted to do was get a picture of that fucking thing, no one would believe this with out one. They would think it was like one of those fishing stories. You know I caught one “this big”. I wondered just how much bigger it could get once it was hard, I was about to find out. I wrapped my mouth around that huge cock and slowly worked it down the back of my throat. I inched it down little by little fearing that I wouldn’t be able to do it. After what seemed an eternity I had his entire cock down my throat. He was very patient with the process of me taking his cock all the way down, but no sooner did his nuts hit my chin did he start fucking my throat without mercy. It took me off guard and for a minute I couldn’t breath, but then I fell into his rhythm and let him have his fun. he shot his thick load down my throat and handed me the wad of cash happily.  Now it was my turn, I offered him a bet of double or nothing. I wanted that monster in my ass so bad I couldn’t stand it, the extra cash was a bonus. When he took me up on it I was so happy that I squealed! My ass is going to be sore for some time to cum but my wallet is loving it!

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Late night at Work!

cum filled cuntI was pretty PISSED at work on Friday. This was my party weekend my new boss, The Bitch, told me I had to stay late and do an inventory of the classics. Like that is what interns are for. AND nothing worth staying over on a fucking FRIDAY on a holiday weekend. It was late, I was almost done. And still pissed off when I heard someone in the building. I was pretty startled! So I slipped off my heels and tip toed into the other room to see what I could see. And I walked in on the new night guard, pants down, stroking his meat to a WEB CAM! This was an opportunity I could not pass up! I snuck in behind him … so the audience could see me.. but he could NOT! And then I dropped my tiny little dress! And slipped out of my tiny little thongs. I unhooked my bra and I could hear out of his speakers everyone telling him to turn around. It was funny seeing him jump like a little girl on camera! Then his balls dropped and the man took over. The new guard grabbed me and bent me over the front desk! It was so much better knowing he had an audience! I was getting fucked on camera! And fucked REALLY good and hard! I knew he was posing for the camera. And I did the same thing! I could hear his speakers. Everyone stroking off or giving directions. I never knew it could be so fucking hot! I made him cum all over me so we could give a good show! After I cleaned up I hurried right out to buy my first web cam! I am hooked!

Time to Pay Mama’s Rent

My mama said that she owes you the rent for this month and if it doesn’t get paid today that you’re going to boot her old ass out. She offered you her old snatch but you said no. I am here to show you a pussy you won;t be able to refuse, Mister. My dirty old mama ain’t got no money for you, she is just a used up old whore. But the one good thing that came out of that was me… and I am going to pay her rent with my tight little pussy and my sweet mouth.

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Let me get down between your legs and grab that cock right through your jeans. Oh yeah, you like me, I can feel it. You like the thought of ramming that hard dick up inside my tiny little slutty body and taking every dime that she owes you out of my hide. Watch as your dick slides all the way into my little mouth, and forget all about that money. I am going to make you wish she is broke every month, so that I come by with this payment

Your grab me rough and spread my legs right there on your dirty floor. I don’t give a fuck what you do to me, just do it like you mean it. You jam your cock so hard and fast into my tight cunt that you make me scream. You know your neighbors can hear, and my mama can probably hear it too, right down the road. She knows her little girl came down here to pay her bill, and she can hear that I am paying it well. She raised a naughty little bitch like me to handle dirty old men like you, and thats exactly what I am going to do…

Wild Weekend

drunk phone sex cleoLast night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….drunk phone sex easter