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Sloppy wet pussy for my landlord

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My fucking landlord is at it again. Motherfucker has gotten smart and has tracked down my schedule. I oftentimes leave at odd times because I am trying to avoid him like the plague. I am behind on three months of rent, and I can’t keep dodging him. I knew he was a dirty motherfucker long before and assumed I could get away with leaving him waiting. Eventually, he caught me and told me it’s time I pay up the money or get my sloppy wet pussy off in front of him whenever he pleases. Meaning he would have access to come in and out, and I better be there to satisfy the thirst he has for a cum fucking whore like me. I could not pass up on that offer! To be quite frank, it was a dream to get that proposal from him. I am a complete fucking slut, so why not benefit from the slutty shit I do and get him off my back.

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I know that the idea of fucking some sexy prostitutes that a filthy whore mama’s excites you. You want to bang a trashy cunt and hope her offspring walks in and watches. I do everything in front of my god angels. They are just little fucking crack whore’s genetic dumpster dropping. It’s no fucking big deal. I don’t give a fuck if you desires to get your dick wet in some of that cracked out jailbait either. I have a teen son and he done gone and knocked up some skanky hoe recently. I guess if that bitch pushes out that crotch trophy I will be a grandma. A sexy mother fucking gilf stripper cunt always looking for more cock. I am always open and ready to be bred too. I may be past my prime but damnit I aint fucking dead. The only thing that sucks ass is the fact that my shit ain’t working so I can’t actually be bred anymore. It’s ok, that’s why  take in the trashy young cunts as their mama. I always got a few around the house and feel free to knock their cooches up.

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Crack Whore, Piss whore

toilet sexToilet sex is nothing new to me. I get paid to be the piss drink cum slut men love to hate. They know I am a used up crack whore. And when the economy gets bad men get meaner than they have ever been. They need a skank like me to take it out on. Sometimes, like tonight I remind them of their nagging wife. My name isn’t even mine as I am in the back room of the trap house. A cock is in my mouth and my hair is being pulled as I am being called his worthless wife’s name over and over. “That that you bitch, maybe my cum load will change you attitude,” He is seething. And as his cum squirts into my mouth I gag a little. That results in a slap that blacks my eye. I feel the pain But I don’t care as he breaks off a nickel of crack and kicks me in the ribs. You like that Skank? You are nothing but a five dollar whore. His lets loose a stream of after sex piss on my bruising face. I grab the tiny rock greedily. I don’t care, I just need my fix.

Are you in?

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The name is Aurora and white trash phone sex is my game. You see this piece in front of you is open to anything and everything. I will drink, smoke, gamble away money and my pussy, will do any form of drugs and still want to fuck anything with a prick. In fact I had a party the other night and after doing some weed and vodka first we then brought out the coke. Each of the people there took a couple of hits and then it was on. I specifically ensured that I would be the only woman there and it played into my favor. I had a hard cock in each hand and one going to town in my mouth. Soon I was layed onto the floor and had a cock worming its way into my asshole and another into my pussy. I was in fuck heaven. As soon as one pulled out another was there to take its place. After I had gotten a load from each they took me out front, pushed me onto my knees and then circle pissed all over me. What a great way to end the night but covered in hot piss and high as fuck! Next time we party are you in?

Don’t mind if I do

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I really enjoy a good night of going out and looking for toilet sex. For me there is nothing better than having someone drop a hot load onto my tongue or down my throat. I love that rich, earthy flavor that will coat my tongue and teeth so that I will taste it all night. I search for that guy that looks like he just finished a good, filling meal so that he will have a lot to release. I like to squat down and get a good smell of his asshole as it’s opening and closing getting ready to release that thick, chewy waste. I will usually spend a few nights a week down at the local steak restaurant knowing that I will have my pick of the shits to eat. If I go on a football night then I can usually enjoy both the beer farts and the wing shits. If I do a really good job cleaning their asses afterwards I will usually get repeat customers. I also enjoy a good swig of the beer piss when it comes time to drain the lizards. I will lean back, open my mouth and swallow down all of that hot pee as it runs down my tongue into the back of my throat. I can get up to 20 guys a night using my mouth instead of the urinal. I will stagger home at the end of the night feeling full and listening to my stomach slosh around until I get home, bring myself to a quick orgasm and go to bed dreaming of the next time I go for a “meal”  

Chocolate pudding anyone?

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I was out last night looking for someone to use me for toilet sex. It had been far too long since I have felt someone fuck my cunt and then piss in it. Or piss in my ass before they start fucking it so I can feel their warm urine dripping down the backs of my legs as they fuck my dirty hole. I remember one guy who would freeze his shit and use it as it thawed to fuck my cunt and ass. He loved to watch it melt and get smaller and smaller as more and more was left in my whore holes. He would then fuck his pork sword into my gash and pull out every few strokes to clean his cock of shit in my mouth. He was always enthralled to see his white cum shooter come out brown only to emerge from my gullet white again. He was amazed that it never fazed me to clean his love muscle whether it came from my pussy or ass. He would cum in my ass at the end and while I cleaned that cummy shit from his cock he would also let his bladder loose in my mouth. If he was feeling extra generous he would shove my face into his ass and feed me some of his special chocolate pudding. I miss that guy and am out searching every chance for someone to replace him!

Just call me Charmin

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Last night seemed to be the night for toilet sex. I went to my usual haunt and met some guys who wanted to turn me into their personal toilet. After enjoying some hits off of a joint they gathered around me and one of them pushed me down to my knees. They then took turns pulling their cocks out and stroking them until they came all over my face, body and clothes. When the last one finished cumming they started all over with streams of hot yellow piss splashing into my hair, mouth and soaked my clothes through. I cleaned each cock of that yellow yummy nectar and tucked them lovingly back into their pants. A couple of guys stopped me and removed their pants completely and then turned around. One at a time they backed up and each took a big, steamy shit into my mouth and throat. I chewed and swallowed that chocolatey goodness and then stuck my tongue into their cracks and holes to ensure that they were squeaky clean before they pulled their pants up and left. I went home that night covered in cum, piss and shit. I had a full belly and went to sleep hoping to see my friends again soon!

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Shemale Phone Sex is the hottest thing to get into while on Holiday. I love the Beach in the Summertime. The smell of sunscreen gets this tranny cock throbbing. It’s something I love since being a girl and living an hour away from the Beach. I wasn’t exactly born a girl but my mama made me one. I didn’t mind and loved wearing bikini’s to the beach and having long blonde hair. I got to go topless and get a nice tan. My mama was such a druggy whore that I was destined to be much the same. She was doing Johns under the boardwalk and in the bathrooms all the time. That was Jersey baby and now I am the Shemale Phone Sex Beach trolling Queen always ready to turn a trick and suck some dick.

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I love the prime Beach time and am across the country these days. I live in California and I get my share of hot beach fucking all season long. I like to ride my bike to the Boardwalk and see what lonesome tourist is trolling for some hot Cali style tranny fucking. The fact that I have so many t-girl friends to hook up with makes times always exciting. We love taking a straight man back to his Beachfront hotel room and fuck his brains out with our sexy Shemale phone sex fun. The idea of hot beach sex is exciting for men that want to cheat. It’s even more exciting for them to get with a ladyboy to get their inner most desires for cock met. You think they would just call and hook up with a sexy tranny from Eros or some shit. They find trying to hook up with a professional online to be extremely difficult to g through with. I have had my days on craigslist to hook up and usually they want to hook up with a t-girl because we always have party favors. I guess it makes it easier for them. It’s super easy to lure them in at the Beachfront bars when they have been relaxing and drinking.

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Pissing Sex in the Pool

pissing sexOccasionally, I enjoy pissing sex. It makes me feel even dirtier than I already am. When you are a P mom who pimps out her offspring, there really is not much you will not do. My oldest son had a pool party over the weekend. It was his birthday and daddy and I said he could have whatever he wanted. What he wanted was to have friends over. I wore a tiny bikini for the celebration. Not sure he wanted me at the party, but I crashed it anyway. I am a hot woman and a sexy mommy. His friends did not mind. I served his friends beer and let them smoke some primo weed. I had my motives. High drunk teens get freaky. I took off my bikini and pissed in the pool. Then teen boys pissed in the pool. Then boys pissed on girls. We were swimming in pee. At one point, we were all by the edge of the pool pissing into it. The girls were squatted down on the pool edge pissing right with the boys. It was kinky. It was something out of a freaky phone sex call. It was hot and liberating too. Being naked outside, pissing our cares away, partying and fucking. The boys all fucked me, and they fucked the teen girls at the birthday party too. I do not always participate in watersports, but when I do, it is with a bunch of teens.

Crack Whore Anal Is the Nastiest

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Trevor loves my lady stick! He also gives great crack whore anal. He is a new fuck buddy I have just acquired. He moved in down the street a few months ago and recently bought some crack off of me. He really had no clue what I was but was always telling me how pretty I was and that he loved smoking with me. I thought this 20-year-old dude knew all about my dick and when I gave him his first blow job the other night and said it was his turn and pulled my skirt up until he almost screamed. I said what’s the matter baby is it too big for you? He said he had never seen a girl with a dick. Well that didn’t stop my new high friend from attempting his first blow job. He did quite well and as I loaded our glass dicks again, I used his vulnerability to push him on the couch ass up to pull down his baggy pants and impaled him with my lady stick. That young guy came all over himself and bucked back like a stallion. I held on for dear life as I came deep in that anal cavity.