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I Can’t Hold in My Piss!

Pissing phone sex

 

I have to pee! Pull over! 

You’re my Uber driver and I start to get the urge to pee. As the ride has only 15 minutes left, I decide to hold it in. Soon, we head into some heavy traffic. No one is moving and I still need to piss badly. I beg you to pull over or take the next exit so I can piss on the side of the road. You tell me that the traffic will clear up soon and I shouldn’t leave the car. I believe you, my bladder still full of piss, making  me very uncomfortable. It also doesn’t help that I’m super pregnant and my womb is squeezing on my bladder. I squirm in my seat, bounce up and down and look around frantically for the traffic to clear up or a place you can exit. I am now begging for you to unlock the doors and let me out, but you refuse. I tell you I’m about to piss all over your seats and you tell me not to do that or you’ll charge me. I can barely hold it in. My pregnant bladder can’t hold on much longer. I’m going to piss on the seats! 

Hookers for Hire Have the Hottest Stories to Share

hookers for hireHookers for hire are always in demand. You might assume that it is only men who hire whores like me. It is mostly a male clientele who hires me or my Lolita whores, but sometimes women hire whores too. Not just boy toys either. Two nights ago, a woman not that much younger than me wanted a lesbian night. This is where it gets kinky as fuck. She wanted me and one of my hot teen slut daughters to join her and her teenage daughter. Hell yes. I love eating a young pussy. My daughter is skilled in the art of pussy licking too. I trained all my girls how to lick and finger me. Every mother should. If you like young teen phone sex, I have some stories to share! I have a new story to add to my sex book too. This woman was a bored trophy wife. She is married to a movie producer who is never home and has lots of mistresses. She has an air tight prenuptial agreement that prevents her from getting any cock. Pussy, however, there is nothing in the agreement that says she cannot scissor, eat or finger a fresh young or mature pussy.

My daughter was as excited as I was for a Mommy and Me play date with another mommy and daughter. This sort of thing does not happen nearly enough. We live in a nice house, but this was a mansion. We went into a bedroom that was so massive, I could have gotten lost. I spent all four hours though on her huge bed eating cunt. Her cunt and her daughter’s cunt too. I know how to make a pussy squirt with my fingers. Some rough finger banging with my tongue on the clit meant my face was getting doused in girl juice all night long. This was one of the hotter moments I have had as a hooker. Sensual and dirty. Sexy prostitutes  have the best lives.

Trashy Milf loves sex

 

 

Trashy Milf

I’ve been called a Trashy milf, and that’s fine with me. Being an older woman is like that always working your body to get what you want. I learned early how the world works for hot sluts like me. Sluts that love sex become in charge of our sexuality. I can either be sticky-sweet or a trashy cum dump. It depends on my mood. I like to dress up in pretty lace and pearls. This is my sweet side. Sometimes, I wear a leather outfit or daisy duke shorts with half my ass hanging out. That’s my slutty side. You’re in for the ride of your life if I’m into you.

If you’re into strippers, I have some very nasty stripper stories to share with you. I can show you some of the best nasty sex you’ve ever had. Sucking the head of your cock on each upstroke until you come all over my face if you put your cock between these big, fake tits. Choose your holes because I love having a cock in either my pussy or my ass. My pussy is very hot and slippery use that to wet my tight little asshole. Can you feel it squeezing your cock already? 

Cum Filled Cunt Needs Cleaning and My Cum Whores Are on It!

cum filled cuntI love having a cum filled cunt. It means I am living my best life when my pussy is full of jizz. I had one hell of a weekend too. Friday night, I was a gang bang slut for over 30 frat boys. I have been their hired entertainment for over a year. When I come home, I am covered in jizz. My pussy and ass are filled too. Sure, I could shower at the frat house and come home clean. Where is the fun in that though? I want to cum home to my cum hungry offspring. Each of my girls, and my youngest son, love cleaning me up. I love sitting in a chair like a queen with cum oozing out of my pussy and ass. Being the queen cum dumpster is full of perks. I sat on the chair, spread my legs and summoned my creampie loving sluts. They lined up to get between my legs and eat my messy cunt. I have taught all my offspring how to clean up mommy’s messy holes. It is like my own version of a whore’s bath, LOL. Why shower when I can have a bunch of girls and one boy clean me up? I came over and over as each one of them fed from my pussy. I was full too. I am always full of cum after Frat night. In the beginning, I was showering at the frat house before I came home. My offspring were disappointed, however. That is when I realized I raised a bunch of cum whores. That is a good thing! Now, I come home to feed each creampie slut I have. They bow down to bury their tongues in my messy pussy and I eagerly feed them fresh cum. Cum does a body good. My cum whores do not care where they get the cum either. Are you a cum whore? I still have some messy holes for you.

Big Dick Sucker Beverly is Known as Ms. Hoover in Her Trailer Park

big dick suckerI am a big dick sucker. Black or white or brown, I do not care. The only thing I care about is that it is big. The rumor is that this bitch who lives on the right side of the tracks has a husband with a big dick. I crafted a plan. I went to high school with this snotty bitch. She is all Botoxed up with those big lips. She looks like an old Barbie doll. She is not nice. Every chance she gets she throws shade on social media. I mean we are not in high school anymore. At least, I am not. I am living my best life as a trailer trash whore. I have game though. I looked up her husband. Turns out he is her second husband and much younger than her. She is trying to turn back the clock on her face, but it is just making her look like a freak. I don’t care what she does to her face or body. I just care that she has some decades old resentment for me and is stirring up drama that doesn’t need stirred up. I seduced her husband. I thought he clearly likes older chicks, and almost all younger guys dig me. I am a blonde, busty whore who can suck the chrome off a doorknob. I am known in my trailer park as Ms. Hoover, LOL. That is because I suck better than a vacuum cleaner. It was easy to seduce her husband. I filmed it too. I did not necessarily want to send his world crashing down to get my revenge. He is a decent guy with a beautiful big cock. I thought about sending a picture of me blowing her husband, but I decided just knowing I was her boy toy husband’s trashy milf whore for a day was all the revenge I needed. I may have fucked him for the wrong reasons, but I will be getting more of his 9-inch cock for my pleasure in the future.

Phone Sex Line with a Dirty Mommy Slut

phone sex lineMy phone sex line stays busy. Between guys who want a sexy mommy and those that want to borrow one of my little ones, my phone is always ringing. That is not a complaint. I love to stay busy on the phone, but my sons and daughters get jealous. My sons are old enough to have patience, but they rarely have any. Not at least when it comes to fucking mommy. I had plans with my oldest son last night. We rarely get any time together. Between my work schedule, and having 5 other offspring to tend to on my end, and his busy dating and school schedule, mommy and me time gets pushed back. I love all my sons and daughters, but my youngest boy gets more of my attention. Part of that is because of his age, but also because he is mommy’s little play thing. I need to give all my offspring attention.  So, my oldest boy and I made a date. This trashy milf loves all her mother fuckers, but I got on a long call. I did not know it was going to be a 6 hour call. The difference between my oldest son and my youngest son is that my youngest will wait patiently for me. He is submissive and a mommy’s boy. My oldest, however, was getting impatient and rather perturbed. He ended up going to bed annoyed at his mother, but he woke up as I was heading to bed and he had a hardon. He decided that mommy could take care of his hard cock. I was game to fuck him. I love to fuck before bed. His hardon, however, turned out to be a pee hardon. I am not a submissive mommy, but I do not mind some pissing sex occasionally. Plus, my boy was so hard and horny for me, I did not want to stop the fun because he had to pee. I let him piss inside me. It does not happen often, but I am a dirty mommy whore. My date night with my son did not go as planned, but it was hot all the same. Sometimes, we have to adjust our plans.

Trashy Milf Beverly Shares a Teenage Boy with His Mother

trashy milfThe only thing better than a trashy milf is two trashy milfs, LOL. I have a new friend who is about 15 years younger than me. She is in her early 40s, but she is just as wild as me. We were getting stoned at her place Saturday night when her son came home. He was not supposed to be home yet. He was with his father for the weekend. He came home and found the two of us with a black guy. The black guy was just some random stud from the trailer park, but he got spooked when her son interrupted our festivities and he fled the trailer. He must have thought her son was a husband or something. The boy tried to slut shame his mother, but I stopped him. The boy needed to know that even if his mother is a trailer trash whore, he still has to respect her. He settled down, but I saw the bulge in his pants. It was huge. This was a teenage white boy. I asked him if he had a sock in his underwear. He laughed, unzipped his pants, and out came a huge dick. “Does this look like a sock, slut, he said to me? I started sucking it. I mean I never did get the cum I wanted. My friend, his mother, fell to her knees and started helping me blow her son. I assumed that since she never even paused, she had blown his dick before. I figured she was a dirty MILF like me. It was her first time. Hell, she had not seen his dick since he became a teenage boy. She had no clue that she had a stud in her house. Her son owned us for the night. We were high and horny. He had scared off the only chance we had at getting laid. Turned out to be a blessing in disguise because the boy was a stud with a big cock. Turned his mother and I each into his personal cum dumpster. I am liking my new friend more and more each day.

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phone sex sluts get naked in public

phone sex sluts Some phone sex sluts get naked in public. I love showing off my body just about anywhere. And since I’m a whore that is always up for a good naked time I signed up for naked trail riding. OK, you busted me it was a dare between me and my oldest daughter. We went biking up a trail and she was giving me a hard time about not being able to keep up. I told her that I bet I would make it first. The wager was whoever got there first would make the other strip down and ride naked back down! I never said she was a bright girl. And as he pedaled hard up the hills, I kept my pace behind her. I knew that these stripper legs could carry me for a longer time. My thighs are made of steel baby! And at the last incline, I sped right past my darling little dumb slut. She pleaded to have mercy, but I wanted my daughter to ride down the hill and show off that taunt young frame. Oh, don’t worry, Mommy Hadley was very supportive as she rode naked down right alongside my little whore. We got so much attention that I think I will make this a new spring tradition!

Taboo Phonesex Means We Can Talk About Anything

taboo phonesexTaboo phonesex means we can talk about anything. I am shock proof. Nothing is off limits to me. Not even my own little slutkins. I love talking about my family. I even enjoy sharing my family with you horny men. I have three sons, three daughters and two adopted daughters. They all have tight holes too. Most of my callers want to talk about the young pussy I have at home and I understand that. The lure of Lolita sex is strong. Daddy and I make bank off our young sluts’ tight, pink holes too, but sometimes I get calls for my sons. I will confess I love talking about my boys, especially my youngest son. He looks much younger than he is because of his hairless, soft  body. My baby boy is a surfer.  I think, over the years, that the sand has eroded his hair follicles. He has no hair on his back or his chest. And he still has a hairless cock and balls. Unlike his brothers, he has a sift body too. He has no interest in working out. He is the perfect boy for a P trashy milf like me, and even P men like you. From behind, you cannot tell if my boy is a girl or a boy. He has long hair for a boy, and soft features. He looks like a young boy, not a teenager. He is my favorite. I do not tell my other boys and girls that though. Most of my callers want to talk about all the young pussy I have in the house, but I like to talk about my sons too. I know I love a tight boy ass. Do you? No shame in admitting that you find a young boy attractive. I know I do. A soft, hairless boy is an P person’s wet dream cum true. I do a lot of naughty and unconventional things with my baby boy. He is so submissive that I can do anything to him. That means you can do anything to him too. My phone sex line is open, and we can talk about anyone and anything.

White Trash Phone Sex Babes Know Fridays are for Fucking

white trash phone sexI put the trash in white trash phone sex. I have a smoker’s voice. Mature and gravelly. I am what I am. I am not polished. I am a raw and dirty whore. What did I do this Friday night? I crashed a teenage party. I do it often. I live in a trailer park. Most of the women in this place are single moms. Many work in strip clubs or as escorts. Friday night is a busy night for sex workers. I guess I am sort of a sex worker. I do have a dirty talk line. I take off most Friday nights though, even though my sexline can be very busy. I need to make money, but I also need young cocks for my mature pussy. I take off Friday nights and either whore myself out for coke at the local truck stop, or I crash a teenage kegger in my trailer park. I did the latter last night. I walked  right up to the bonfire where a bunch of teenagers were partying and said I wanted to join the fun. I am a hot cougar. Young boys love me. Even younger girls love me too. I was the one to crank up the heat at that party. I started dirty dancing by the fire. I grabbed a beer and teased all the teenage boys with my milf body. The boys surrounded me with their cocks out. The girls just watched and sighed relief that I would take care of the horny boys. Boys are horny. They will pressure young schoolgirls to fuck them. No need to pressure a trashy milf. We want to fuck young boys. It was cool outside, but that bonfire and the teenage cocks warmed me up. I drained young balls, drank beer, smoked weed and even ate some young pussy too. I love my wild Friday nights. Fridays are for fucking.