Category: Toilet sex

Check out our cheap phone sex specials!

cheap phone sexDo you know what’s not shitty? Our cheap phone sex specials. We have a couple year-round specials that you can pick from at any time…then you get to go about the dirty, pissing sex you and I were going to have anyway – but this way you’re really getting a deal. You can get covered in my piss for only $31 (41.50 int) for a full piss soaked 21 minutes… that’s enough time for me to cover you in my piss and you to cover me in your cum. Or maybe a 33 minute call for a measly $48 (64.50 int) is something your cock craves. You need all the time you can get to cover me in more than your cum, you’ve got some shit and piss for me too and I am going to take it all. And…a little ass fucking of course too! But you know what? You might need all that time and more, maybe a 75 minute special will strike your fancy tonight. You wanna get to know me, and do all those nasty and naughty things, and it’ll only cost you $125 (or 162.50 int). Now that’s a deal! A hot deal, like as hot as my juices hot. And if you’re feeling extra wild, just feel out our favorite special of all…a two girl special, that includes 15 minutes of me and a friend for only $50. That’s right, only $50 if you’re in the US, and only $75 if you international. How could you say no to one of those deals? Or this pussy? Or ass… or all the naughty things we are going to do…?!

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I know you love pissing sex as much as I do!

pissing sexPissing sex, mmm… just reading that turns you on doesn’t it? Is your cock already rock hard? I bet it fucking is! You’re a dirty, dirty boy and you need a dirty girl like me. Fear not, I am here and my piss is dying to make its way down your face and all over your chest. My lips spread wide open as I stand over you and cover you with my hot piss, mmm… I know you wanna taste it! And I know you will, open your mouth wide and drink all this yummy pee and be begging for more. Now that your cock is covered in my piss, allow me to sit right on it. My pussy or my ass are all yours to play with, I’ll ride your cock with whatever hole you wanna fuck! Whatever you wanna do…we can, a girl as nasty as me will do anything for her man. Get a down and dirty as you can imagine. There’s not a thing I haven’t done! Are you ready to take a walk on the dirty side?

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toilet sexI know you’ve been googling the same thing over and over again. Talk to sexy girls, toilet sex, pissing sex… only to finally stubble upon my page. I’m a nasty girl, are you a nasty boy? I wanna know…do you wanna get dirty with me? I’m talking really dirty. And I know you want to see exactly how dirty I can get, now don’t you? All day I will make sure to drink an assortment of liquids for you, apple juice and mountain dew go right through me…so I will have to drink lots of that. And make sure to eat lots of fiber too…I know exactly how you like my shit – oh yes that pun was intended. When you come home I’ll be so fucking ready for you, you should just go right ahead and lay down and let me crouch over you. I’ve got a fat load of shit and a full bladder too…I am just hoping you’re going to have the same for me! Let’s be dirty and oh so fucking nasty together…

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Ask me about our specials!

cheap phone sexA girl like me CLEARLY loves to get nice and fucking dirty. I love ALL the juices I can get my hands and mouth on…my holes of course are an option since they’ve got some juices of their own to get out JUST for you! Don’t you know my pussy is just fucking full of hot piss? And my ass… it’s full of warm soft shit to spread all over your body. And your cock, just for me to lick it off. MMM! Go ahead and pee in my mouth as I suck it clean, swallow all that piss and then make me choke and gag on your dick like a total whore. Don’t worry I can take it! I know that you want me to puke, that’s the last juice you need to blow your hot sticky load to add to this dirty mess! A mess like this deserves a special price, just make sure to ask me about one of our great deals and specials we have for those who wanna get messy with me tonight!

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Pissing Sex Under The Mistletoe

pissing sex evonneIt’s a naughty fetish filled Christmas here. The first caller this morning wanted me to give him a blow job while he sat on the john and took a nice healthy shit after devouring everything in site at a party last night. What a way for a trashy whore to wake up in the morning. Of course being the filthy slut that I am, my cunt was covered in cream by the time he unloaded his salty sperm in my mouth. Just as he left the door belle was ringing and another fetish favorite played out as I enjoyed water sports and pissing sex stories under the mistletoe. This cum eating phone sex whore can never get enough fetish fun so when my next caller wanted to enjoy an hour or so of fisting my already wet pussy, I was delighted. My guys have made sure that I have had a sloppy wet pussy all day long. happy holidays you horny fetish hungry lovers!

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You can also find me on tumblr!

pissing phone sexUnfortunately I have to be careful what I say on tumblr. Those people on there can get so easily offended by a scat and piss lover like myself. You want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You love it? You want more? You are such a nasty boy! And I sure do have more for you…mmm.

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More golden showers sex for you!

golden showers sexMore golden showers sex for you my darling, you’ve been a very naughty boy and someone that is bad like you needs to be taken care of in more than one messy way! Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bend over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. See how fun it is to get real nasty with me?

You and I both need some pissing sex!

pissing sexYou know all you’re looking for is a dirty girl like me, one that is loaded full of piss. When we’re out at the club and you see me there, looking at you – you know I am a filthy dirty girl looking for some fun! You come closer and you can tell I’ve peed my panties, you can tell I want more than that though. You and I both need some pissing sex – nothing else can possibly be hotter than that. A warm hot stream of piss is what you and I both need. I’ll share my piss if you’ll share yours! We’re going to get outta here quick so I can work on your cock real good baby. You know you’ve been looking for a girl like me that can get down and dirty – you know you’ve found the right girl that will please your cock so good and give you all the juices I have…mmm and baby you know I’ve been saving them just for you. I’ll even let you take home my panties as a souvenir when I’m done pissing on you and riding your cock so good! And once you’re about to cum, go ahead and fill up my pussy with your piss too! I want it all tonight.

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Are you ready for some Football?

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I watched the game, checking out all of the sweet asses. Mmmm, what I wouldn’t give to tongue those puckered holes. I saw you make eye contact with me from the sidelines and knod, letting me know to follow you. It was the end of the 4th quarter. I made my way to the locker room, tipping the guard to let me pass. Oh, we knew each other well. I had sucked off his big black cock a few times to get my locker room pass.
You were waiting inside, already leaning over the bench, waiting for your tongue fucking. I buried my face between your ass cheeks, sniffing your smelly hole, and licking the sweat from the backside of your balls. I had a fetish for football players. They could do anything to me. I’d suck the shit from their turd tunnels, drink a gallon of Gatorade infused piss, and let the whole team surround me for some bukkake fun. Feeling their athletic sperm rain down on me made me piss myself with joy. I rooted in your asshole like a sow, making you moan in pleasure, as I lapped at your man-pussy. One of the other players walked in, and gasped, seeing my delight in your puckered hole. He reached down and gripped your cock and I reached for his big blacksnake. Our moans filled the locker room as we licked and sucked.
I won’t share the whole story but hoots and hollers filled the locker room as the rest of the team joined us. “Take one for the Team” took on a whole new meaning as the testosterone-fueled fuck machines joined us. It was a team cluster-fuck as every hole got fucked and filled. Don’t let these he-men fool you. Football is a team sport and today I found out the truth. My wrecked pussy and swollen lips are the proof of a game well played.

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Toilet sex on twitter

toilet sexThey tell me to tone down the nasty, to be a little less filthy. They don’t want to offend anyone with my scandalous twitter posts. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Ha! All I talk about it piss and shit! I am pissing my panties right now, in fact. Does that turn you on? I’m sure you’re not offended by the filthy sides of things, you like that toilet sex as much as I do! No denying that! I bet the second you read I was pissing my panties your cock started growing for me. You can’t stop reading, what other juices do I have for you? Well all of them of course! I am a nasty nasty girl that thrives off the things that most can’t stomach. Nothing has ever turned me on as much as peeing in my panties then rubbing my clit till I cum all over them too. I bet you want a pair so you can sniff and breath in that horny piss smell while I talk dirty to you on the phone. REAL FUCKING DIRTY! I can tell you’re not offended at all, I don’t have to hold back with you – your cock certainly isn’t holding back for me!

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