Do you like golden shower sex stories? I am a dirty whore, so no surprise I like bathroom play every now and then. I find water sports to be an effective punishment for disobedient little girls. My middle daughter had some school girls spend the night Friday. Cute little things, but spoiled brats. No manners whatsoever. The little brats were sisters. They complained that all I had was instant lemonade. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade like their mother makes. I apologized sarcastically for not being a Stepford wife. They complained about me mocking their mother. I know their mother. She hasn’t been fucked since Clinton was president. She needs a stiff dick up her cunt and two up her ass to remove the sticks. I am sure you know the type. I decided her evil spawn needed taught a lesson. I am a dominant mommy. Little girls don’t sass or disobey me without consequences. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade? I gave it to them. Sent my oldest boy to the market to get the supplies. Then, I had all the folks in the house, which was three sons, one husband, one mommy and 3 daughters piss in a pitcher. I squeezed two lemons into the piss filled pitcher, added a ton of sugar and served it to the little whores. They guzzled down a family’s piss like it was the best shit ever. I just laughed inside and smiled at their stupidity. They got sassy with me after guzzling down the special homemade lemonade. “You see it is not that hard to be a good mom,” one of them smirked. Well, I am a good mom. Just ask anyone of my little angels. A good mom doesn’t slave in the kitchen making fresh squeezed lemonade. She slaves in the bedroom sucking cock, eating pussy and teaching her little ones how to fuck her and each other. I’m more than a good mommy. I am a trashy MILF.
Category: Toilet sex
foot fetish massage for achy feet
I just worked another double shift and my feet are killing e. I need a massage so bad. I bet if I could find some random dud with a foot fetish I could get a nice foot fuck. And if he is up for several rounds his jizz would even moisturize my feet. I could lay on the bed naked and hold my feet together as he fucks the arches of my feet that create a hole when held together. I could play with myself and rub my clit while I am being fucked and massaged with jizz on my pretty little feet. The massage motion of the in and out of the velvetty shaft along the bottom and arch of my foot would be better than going to get a pedicure and the cum from his cock would be so soft, smooth and moisturizing on the bottom and top of my feet. Oh, I can feel it now. Where are you my foot fetish romeo?
Toilet sex… Oh Shit!
Ever since my dealer broke my ass it’s been harder to fuck. I didn’t really think anything about it though until I was fucking a new client and I was riding his cock. I had that tummy rumble and pressure that let me know I needed to go to the bathroom now. I told him “I gotta go! Shit…!” he grabbed my ass, spreading it open. “No baby, you need to keep fucking me!” I tried to stop and go but he wouldn’t let me. Angling his hips to press on that thin barrier connecting my pussy and my ass. I could feel his cock running along the shit between them and he groaned as I couldn’t help it. My already loose ass just let loose with this thick, solid log, that got stuck! He kept bouncing me on his cock. That shit log sticking in my ass and I could feel it swing back and forth. Feel it every time it hit him on his balls. He seemed like he really was getting off on it, his hands helping me move faster making that shit beat his balls as he plunged his big cock in and out of my pussy. It was no time at all before his cock was throbbing inside of me. Him grinding my pussy down on his cock as he filled me up and his hands reaching behind me to grab the shit. Spreading it over my ass back. Painting me with my own shit as he pumped me full of the biggest load I’ve had in forever.
He likes it dirty
“Let it get dirty, maybe don’t even wipe at all.” His text lit up my phone and I smiled and felt the familiar warmth down there. Already turned on I replied, but he had already sent more, telling me to eat whatever it took to get me shitting and farting all day. He wanted me to work out too; he wanted me to get nasty. I loved getting dirty for him, thinking about him all day and the things he was going to do with my ass. He worships my ass, he is all out an ass man. He loves my shit, even my piss and spit. When we kiss he slowly spits in my mouth, usually fingering my ass before he goes down for a taste. He is ready to eat it, taste my day right on my tight dirty hole. He pushes his tongue into my ass, fucking my ass with his tongue even. It makes me cum every time, especially when he shoves it right in my shit hole, his nasty little whore I am.
I need to stay hydrated, keep that piss and shit coming
One of my favorite fuck buddies has been feeling under the weather lately. I must have given him the stomach flu that I had a while back. We were scheduled to meet up for some scat and piss play but he called me whining about how he did not feel good. I told him I was on my way over. I got there and told him I still wanted to have some fun. I love playing with my cit when it is covered in smooth clay like shit, I sure was not going to pass up the opportunity to play with my clit in a watery lube like diarrhea water fall play land.
I know what its like when I had the shits and the way it sprays out of your ass hole like a watering hole sounded like too much fun to pass up. I had him strip down and put his ass hole up in the air, while I danced around naked in the magical ass hole fountain of shit as it sprayed all over me. I even had him add some warm golden pissing showers of gold to the mix. I felt like I was in an amusement park. I got off multiple times, cleaned it up and gave him some soup, went home after I had a one hell of a fun day.
Live Phone Sex Means Anything is Possible
Live phone sex is just that. Live, which means anything goes. You will likely hear me doing lines of cocaine. You most definitely will hear my wet pussy because I love to play with it when on calls. I play with my ass too. You may hear me pee if on a really long call or if you request such a thing. You may hear a furry beast or two also. I promise you though, you won’t hear me filing my nails or yawning because I love being a dirty whore. I was meant for the sex industry. My life has been sex since I remember. I am your partner in phone sex. We can get high together. We can role play together. We can share dirty experiences together. We can even explore fetishes together. Just the other day I got so drunk on a forced intoxication call with a regular, I got sick. That’s what he was wanting. I will admit that I do not enjoying puking, but I love dirty phone sex so much, I will go the extra mile to give my caller what they want whether it be listening to me puke, piss, shit, do coke, play with man’s best friend or my brats. I am usually high enough to push all the envelopes!
toilet sex for drugs or money
I love trading my pussy for drugs. If you have Meth, coke, fake, pills, or weed I’ll let you fuck me. I’ll also fuck you for money. What ever you have to offer for my sweet fuck hole. If your broke and clean don’t bother lol. If you have something to offer I will be all yours. I’ll be a damn good dirty hoe for you. I’ll suck your cock for hours. I love getting Fucked in my ass. That will cost you though. Lol. Maybe a quarter gram of dope? Or a quarter ounce of weed? What you got baby, cause I am ready to trade. I’ll let you fuck my tight wet cunt as hard and fast as you want. I’ll let you face fuck me and make me choke on that big veiny cock until I puke all over it. I’ll lick up my mess and make sure you love every moment of it. Would you like to Shit in my mouth? Of course it will cost you. Give me a nice golden shower after you have used me up like that nasty Fucking drug whore I am. When you are done destroying me just get up and leave. That’s the way I like it. Make me feel like a used up hoe. Use me , abuse me, then leave. Don’t forget baby, I get the drugs first. That way I know your not playing me.