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Toilet Sex

toilet sexI was arrested for public intoxication last night. I had to sit in the drunk tank all night long. The officer on duty is a bitch. She made me strip down naked and sit on the cold metal bench. She was in my face screaming at me. She is also a lesbian because she kissed me hard and grabbed my tits. She made me spread my legs open and lay down. I didn’t have a choice but to listen to her. Plus I’m always ready to fuck haha. She took her baton and shoved it into  my snatch. She left it deep inside me as she stripped down naked. It was stretching my pussy open but was actually turning me on. She got on top of me and pissed on my stomach. She smacked me and told me I was a trashy slut. I spit at her face. She took the baton and started ramming it into me over and over. I hurt so bad. I screamed in pain and pleasure. She sat on my face and made me eat her cunt. I gave it all I had. Eating that pussy until she came all over me. She removed the baton and hit my ass with it a few times. I was drunk so the pain didn’t affect me. I love how even getting arrested I get my sex fix.

Shemale Phone Sex – Gloryholes

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There is nothing I like more than a nice, big cock. One of my favorite ways to have one is through a glory hole. I love walking into a bathroom, finding the stall that has the hole, and then sitting there until someone walks in and sticks their dick through. I will swallow that cock, lick, suck, and basically devour it. The way the cock feels in my mouth as my lips brush against that cold metal over and over again: satiny smooth, warm, bulging, throbbing. The taste of that cock: fleshy, slightly salty, musty. However, the lack of ability to play with his sack, finger his ass hole, and hold him quickly overcomes me.

It usually takes VERY little persuasion to get my bathroom companion to join me in my stall for a full-on fuck. At that point, anything goes. I get to play with his balls, finger his asshole, and have my own sphincter plugged by his cock. I adore my bathroom sessions!

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Right now my pussy is dripping, just thinking about your nice hard cock fucking me deep in the ass, while another fucks my pussy. Being airtight is one of my favorite fantasies, so maybe you have a third friend who can fuck my throat? All these fantasies keep me just on the edge. Fucking is all I can think about. My cunt needs action. I’m a do anything slut and ready for anything you can throw at me.

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Losing my Oktoberfest virginity

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Today Oktoberfest starts in Germany! I remember my first Oktoberfest! High school guys drinking tons of beer, getting shit faced and then I show up. Not even close to the same age as them and those guys were more than happy to share their beer and much more with me. They started feeding me beer, making me chug one big mug of beer right after each other. I had no idea what beer tasted like or what it was supposed to taste like but I loved it and wanted more. Finally they were laughing so hard one guy asked me if I wanted it straight from the tap. I had no idea what that ment so I said yes. He told me to close my eyes and being the nieve little slut I was I did as I was told. Closed my eyes, then they told me to open my mouth and to start sucking on the tip of the nosel. As soon as I started sucking the warm wet beer started to flow into my mouth. It was so fucking good. They told me to open my eyes and that is when I tried to move. They started to hold me down as each one of them took turns pissing in my mouth and then throat fucking me! Ever since then I have been a dirty toilet whore who LOVES Oktoberfest!

Poolside Pissing Sex

pissing sexIt is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.

Defecation Dedication

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Will you let me be your human toilet? Ill get down real nice and low on the ground and curl my arms around my knees as I pull them to my chest. You’ll hover over my arms and release a big fat, steamy shit all over my abdomen and pussy. I’ll be your good little sexy girl as long as you promise to drop a fat load of poop on me after you fuck my tight little bald pussy. I want you so badly baby! Mm, I’m squirming with excitement at the mere mention of being defecated upon. I know how badly you want to piss on me baby. Lets just get it over with already! No one has to know about our little fun session big boy, just between you and I. Remember, there is no such thing as “too taboo” with a nasty fucking slut like me. I’ll fuck you just right then let you smear all of your shit on my naked body just for you to admire.

Dirty, Filthy, Nasty!

 

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My anniversary of officially becoming a total nasty fucking whore is cumming up. This is a special day to me! It happened what, 5 years ago? I was super young, doing an internship at one of the local places up the road. I took my job seriously but I definitely also dressed to impress. It didn’t take long to start getting attention from my boss. He liked what he saw and he wanted me BAD! I loved the attention and teased him all the time, making sure he knew what he couldn’t have because I was ‘too young’. But that ended up NOT stopping him! One day it was just us in the office, he called me in the back and asked me if I wanted a PAID internship…what could I say? I of course asked him to sign me up for it but he told me there were a few conditions. I needed to fuck him (which I had already seen coming). . . but then he said there was more. That’s when he told me I’d have to just find out. We were really getting into things while I sucked his cock, but suddenly a warm flow of liquid started to flow out of his cock and into my mouth. He told me if I wanted it to work for it! So I just took his piss all in my mouth and all over my face. He wasn’t done, he wanted to be so dirty that I could never tell anyone what I did. He had me shit on him, he shit on me… he even made me puke on his cock and eat it. I did it all because I really wanted that raise! And now all I know how to do is be fucking nasty, filthy and dirty.

Feeling pissy

water sports sexI’m your favorite cunt on the side. You come over and let yourself in with the key I gave you. You like keeping it a surprise when you show up. I’m sitting in the tub when you pop in. That nasty snatch at home must have been nagging your ass again. You strip and climb in the tub, standing in front of me. I know what you want. I get up on my knees, the bubbles rolling down from my tits and dripping off my smooth pussy. You turn around and grab the tub. I shove my face immediately into your ass and start cleaning your nice poopy asshole like a good bottom bitch should, shoving my tongue all the way up your pulsing asshole. That gets your cock nice and hard for me. When you’re satisfied you turn around so I can clean your nice sweaty balls. You grab my hair, ripping some out and ram your dirty dick in my throat, ramming it into my dirty whore mouth, bloodying my nose till you jizz a fat load for me to swallow. I clean every bit of cream from your cock, and you surprise me and piss on my face, in my hair, all over me. You then flip me around, shove me over and fill my wet cunt with yummy cum!
I look up at you and smile through the blood, cum, and piss. It’s the first time you’ve marked me as your territory.
I love being your nasty cum rag on the side!

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Toilet sex

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I went to a guy friends house and I knew I was a nasty bitch, but he tested me and pushed me to see how far I would go. When I arrived he already had his pants down and greeted me with saying how glad he was to finally see me. He told me he had been “holding it in for so long.” I had no idea what he was talking about.

He told me to get naked and get on my hands and knees. He called me a white trash bitch, which I so am. He then told me not to move, he had me open my mouth. “I am going to use you as my toilet whore.” I took him farting all in my face. I breathed in every single turd he put in my face.

He even had some piss for me. I have no boundaries!

Dirty Phone Sex Whore Loves Piss

Ever get into some good old filthy fucking fun? Maybe you need some dirty phone sex with some warm wet pissing hotness. To me there is no hotter sex than having some warm streams of piss showering down on me. I want to be drenched in urine and fucked like the filthy whore I am.

In turn I would love to sit on your face and let my hot golden nectar pour into your mouth and over your face. Drink my piss as I blow your raging hard cock with the skills that gave me my stage name BJ.

Come fuck my cunt and make me squirt my hot stripper sex juice all over that nice fat cock of yours. I’m a filthy fucking used up stripper junkie that gets so fucking horny when I get high and anything goes with me.

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