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Trailer Park Whore Has a Cum Filled Cunt

trailer park whore mommyTrailer park whore is one of the many pet names my brats have for me. They know me so well. I’m that rode hard put away wet kind of woman your momma warned you about. Trashy, easy and nothing but trouble. Mommas need to learn that the more they warn their sons about me, the more they crave me. There is this single mom in my trailer park who has a stick up her ass. She has issued a crusade against me. Trying to get me kicked out of the trailer park for “moral turpitude.” I had to look it up. But essentially it means she thinks I go against the moral standards of our community. Bitch please. This is a trailer park not a gated community. We are a community of gang bangers, druggies, welfare whores, breeding sluts and criminals. If anyone goes against the morals of our trailer park, it is her with her high and mighty attitude.

I decided to teach the bitch a lesson by fucking her son. I have seen that awkward pimply faced brat checking out my goodies. I bet he has rubbed a few out thinking of this sexy old cougar. I saw him get off the school bus the other day. I knew his righteous bitch of a mama was still at work, so I cornered him and invited him over for some MILF and cookies. He wanted my cookies all right. Popped a chubby in his school pants. Tried to shift around to no avail to make it go down. Only one way to get rid of that I informed him as I was unzipping his pants to get my hands on his teen package. He came in my hand before his dick even reached my mouth.cum filled cunt

I made that geeky boy a man and taught his bitch of a mother a little lesson. At his age, he got hard again in a heartbeat and showed some lasting power. He gave me a cum filled cunt which I took a selfie of and texted it too his mama with the message, “Look how pretty my cougar pussy looks filled with your son’s cum.” Mothers, take a bit of advice from me. The more you warn your boys about women like me, the more they are gonna want women like me. And this old cougar never passes up young spunk in her fuck holes.

Dirty Phone Sex Whores

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex can mean so many things with a trashy whore like me. But, this weekend, dirty meant bloody. My middle daughter became a woman. This is a very special thing in my family because the day of a girl’s period means she can be bred. Her young ripe pussy is ready to be impregnated. We had a little family celebration. Things got messy. But, I like messy. I buried my face in her red cunt and licked that sweet flow into my mouth. We joked that we were vampires. I kissed her with my red stained lips so she could taste how sweet she was as a woman. She is at the age that I was when I first got knocked up. My parents were so happy because they could breed me; use my young body for profit. I don’t need the money like my parents did. I just think it’s hot to impregnate young girls. Bet you do too.

period phone sexThe entire family joined in. Her siblings and her daddy helped me play with her period blood. The first menstruation blood is special. We body painted in it; licked it off her body; collected it in vials to save like wedding cake. We did look like blood thirsty vampires, but a woman’s first period blood is sacred. All the boys in the house, three brothers and a daddy, fucked her sweet womanly bloody womb. She came so hard. A woman always cums harder on her period. Now that she is officially a woman, I will start advertising her young cunt for breeding. So many men love to knock up a young girl. I can keep the baby or sell the baby, either is fine. I just want her pregnant. Her older sister has already had two brats.

Maybe you would like to impregnate my daughter? Make me an offer.

No taboo phone sex

no taboo phone sex

I have a thing for exotic men since they know how to have exotic sex! I have this hang out by the airport since i have an array of travelers to choose from! As I made my way through this bar I could feel eye balls glued to my ass and tits since I always dress to impress. A tight red corset that makes my tits look like they are about to fly out for the world to see and a skirt so short and tight lets just say any one can see some cheeks if they cum close enough. So as I make my way to the bar this man approaches me asking if I wanted a drink, I pause as I think back to my check list to see if he qualifies since I need exotic!

He is tall dark handsome and has an accent. So after a couple drinks I fake that I am super drunk asking this stranger to take me to his hotel. once inside the room the stranger then rips my corset off my body exposing my breast.

He then begins to suck my tits as he fingers my pussy with my skirt on. After seconds of feeling my pussy get drenched in pussy juice he rips my skirt off whips out his penis and penetrates me like crazy. After five minutes of making my vagina sound like sticky wet pussy he pulls out and asks me to lay down. He then showers me in piss, the stream hitting my face and eye balls.

I then climb on top of him drenched in his piss and ride his dick so hard he can help but cum inside my dirty cunt. He then gets a call from his brothers, before you know it I had seven naked men around me and I was the main dish getting my holes filled up.

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I found myself walking my pups today at the park. As I was admiring the beautiful day, a couple of married men caught my attention. They were all gathered and talking with rings on their fingers. I casually pass by and I overhear them talking about the shit their stupid wife’s won’t do in bed. That’s fucking stupid! I purposely poke my ass and tits out and do my sexy strut and immediately they double take. That’s my hint! I go ahead and create small talk and next thing I know we’re on the jungle gym while all four pound all of my holes. Two cocks in one of my holes that at 9 inches long and two creampieing my pussy and shit hole. I swear they are giving me whip lash with how hard they are fucking me. I’m deffentitly going to swap numbers with them after this that way they can fuck me the way they want and can’t fuck their wife’s. Im a Nasty kinky girl that will do everything their wife’s won’t.

Live Phone Sex Resolutions

live phone sex LilibethLive phone sex is perfect on New Year’s Eve. Ring in the new year with your favorite phone sex slut. Every year I make resolutions I never seem to keep like exercising more, eating healthier, being nicer to people. I think Facebook and society in general make us feel like we have to do these silly ass cookie cutter resolutions no one ever keeps anyway. So this year, I decided I would make ones I knew I could actually keep. Wanna know what they are?

  1. I promise that in 2016, I will find more dirty old men to pimp out my brats too because it makes me so happy to see them get violated. And, a happy mommy lives a better and longer life.
  2. I promise to eat more girl cunnie and suck more boy cock in 2016 because cum does this body good. Plus, if I take a few creamy loads of boy batter and girl goo to the face daily, I will save quite a bit on Botox. Cum is a hidden beauty secret.
  3. I promise to get my girls who can get pregnant knocked up in 2016 because young girls need to learn how to be contributing members of their families. It builds good character and helps keep families off of welfare. I can make a mint off of breeding my little sluts.
  4. I promise to throw my husband a bone more often in 2016 because a happy husband means a happy wife who never has to worry about getting her allowance cut off.
  5. I promise to read more in 2016. Just kidding. I promise to watch more pornography so I can never be at a loss as to what dirty sex acts I can engage my young ones in. A family that plays together, stays together and this trashy MILF is all about dirty family values.

Want to help me keep my resolutions this year?

Live Phone Sex on Winter Solstice: Talk Longer on the Best Dirty Talk Lines

live phone sexLive phone sex will be especially fun tomorrow on Winter Solstice: the shortest day, longest night of the year. The best dirty talk lines will be busier than usual because something psychological about darkness makes folks feel like they should be in bed asleep. So many women will retire early, leaving their horny men free to call my phone sex line and talk about all sorts of dirty things. You see the majority of men who call me, have incest and young ones on their minds. They have to wait till wives are asleep or out of town to make a call, because what is on their minds is so dirty its criminal.

best dirty talk linesBut, I am the right phone whore to call for such P desires. Why? Because I am a P mommy. I play with all my brats, 3 girls and 3 boys. Plus, I share them with horny old men for the right price. Sure, I live in a nice home in a gated community with a loving wealthy, equally dirty husband; but why work for more money when I can make my brats do that? They don’t want for anything. Spoiled angels living high on the horse, so the least they can do to give back to their parents is let dirty old men like yourself use their tiny little fuck holes. I have a reputation as a special madam in certain circles. I have my own personal sex slave ring made up of wee ones.

phone sex lineMy little ring includes brats not biologically mine either too, so that I can cater to every pervert’s particular tastes. It is amazing how many low income foster parents will rent their wards out for a bag of weed. So on the longest night of the year, don’t waste your time shopping for the woman in your life who doesn’t understand your darker desires. Call a dirty perverted MILF and explore all your naughty young perverted desires. You can even take advantage of some cheap phone sex specials because this dirty mommy knows that your filthy fantasies don’t need to break your bank, just burst your balls.

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I am one nasty whore!

dirty phone sexI’ll openly admit it, I’m pretty trashy. But in a way a lot of girls are scared to admit. I’m not just trashy, but I’m filthy and nasty and that’s how I like it most. I’m so nasty I’d even love if you covered me in your trash or bent me over in a filthy alley next to a dumpster. I don’t mind getting disgustingly dirty with whatever nasty bodily fluids you may want to get filthy with! And you know what if you want to get dirty with me that’s double the fun! I make sure to hold my shit in just for guys like you and trust me there is PLENTY to go around. On your chest and your cock is where I like to drop it, and when you’re ready I’ll take a seat right on your shit covered dick and put even more of my juices all over it. And if you want me to really prove to you want a nasty slut I am, I’ll deepthroat your cock with no hesitation.

I Love Teen Hookers for Hire

hookers for hireI was out of town this past weekend to meet an old friend. She is a good friend, but rather boring and plain Jane, unlike me. I stayed in a hotel so I could have some fun at night. On Friday, I was partying, checked out the Back Pages for hookers for hire and ordered myself an escort to party and play with. I got the surprise of a life time when my Lolita for hire knocked on my room door. It was my friend’s daughter. She was mortified, but I assured her that I would keep her dirty little secret. I insisted she stay and earn her money.

She had a kick ass body that I never could see hidden under her frumpy school outfit. She had a fake ID, which is how she got the job with the escort company. According to her, her mother’s new husband won’t pay for her college, so she is saving up. Very entrepreneurial of her. I was impressed. Nothing wrong with selling your body. Sex sells. It is profitable and doesn’t hurt anyone. I informed her that as long as she kept me company for the night, I could send her some extra business. I know lots of perverts who love a sexy little Lolita to fuck.

phone sex slutsTonight however, she was mine to fuck. We did some lines, drank some wine and ate pussy and ass. I had her in the shower too for some shower massage fun. That pulsating water directly on a cunt will make any girl explode. My fingers massaged her womb tickling her G-spot, giving her the first earth shattering orgasm of her life. She had never eaten pussy before, but after a night with me she was a muff diving champion. Her cunt was so sweet and yummy. Reminded me of my daughter’s pussy. I rimmed that girl’s ass, tossed her salad until she was screaming and squirting. She said most of the johns she hooks up with don’t care about her pleasure. Silly hedonistic men. Why do you guys think so many chicks are bisexual? Because we know how to give and take.

I paid my daughter’s friend handsomely for the weekend so she could stash some money away for her college fund. Her mom is sweet, but stupid and clueless. Puts all her time and energy into a deadbeat new hubby when she could be playing with and spoiling her sweet teen daughter instead. Well, if she won’t play with her hot daughter and treat her like a princess, I sure will. I love hot teen pussy, do you?

Cum dumpster

cum dumpster

I am a fucking freak! And I can not help but love some big chocolate sticks! Fuck I love all fuck sticks but today I am in the mood for some hot fuck sticks to grind up inside of me. I need to find a church or something and and meet a nice holly man to fuck me with his holly fucking huge cock. Everything else is closed on this day so what the fuck do I do? I guess I could even find my way at the park, I am sure there is some cute Soccer mom with her precious pride and joy and her man that she doesn’t show that she appreciates him enough there. Doesn’t matter where I go, I am destined to find something that I can have my way with. I love men, I appreciate them. I appreciate them so much that I know that they have needs. I want to take care of the needs for all of them. There should be no rock left unturned and no mans balls not emptied of his special yummy jelly!

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Trashy MILFTrashy Milf behavior would be seducing your best friend’s teen son. Would I do something like that? Hell yes I would. She has this hot teen boy in his sexual prime and she is not fucking him. What the fuck is the matter with her? Why birth a son if you aren’t going to fuck him? That’s kind of like cruel and unusual punishment. Even Freud new all boys want to fuck their mothers. I bet he knew all mothers want to fuck their sons too. I don’t let society dictate how I act. I let my hormones do that. And my pussy told me to fuck my son, just like it told me to fuck my best friends jailbait boy.

big dick suckerWhen his momma left for work, I paid him a visit. His school is on break for the holiday now and my BFF did ask me to check in on him because teen boys can get into so much trouble left to their own devices. Even more trouble when a big dick sucker like me is on the prowl and in heat. I immediately pushed my body up against his to feel the bulge in his pants. His abs were killer and making me wet. I knew the rest of his body would be just as fine. He was nervous, a little scared. Kept asking what if his mom found out. I told him she knows how I am and she asked me to check on you. “She knows damn well what I am going to check! Merry Christmas. Your mommy gave you a Cougar cum dumpster as a gift.” Then I blew his cock until his hot spunk was running down my throat.

cum dumpsterHe looked all dejected that he blew his wad before hammering my old pussy. Silly boy was clueless about MILF power. I sucked his dick 5 minutes later and he was harder than he was the first time. I told him to take charge. So glad I did too. He bent me over his desk and fucked my cunt like the Energizer bunny. One of the main reasons to fuck a young boy is the rabbit fucking. He was wet behind the ears. It was cute. He worried about cumming in me because he didn’t want to knock me up. “Oh that boat sailed a long time ago,” I assured him. When he heard that, he blew a large load of spunk up my cunt, then shoved some fingers up my ass because he always wanted to try that! This old cougar has a new young fuck buddy. Merry Christmas to me! Hope my son don’t get jealous.