Category: Nasty phonesex

Piss Enema

Dirty phone sex

Our toilet play phone sex was so messy yesterday! You started with taking a huge shit in my mouth and stuffing my mouth full. I swished it around and let it seep through my teeth. I rubbed it on my lips making a pretty shit lipstick for you to kiss and rub your cock on. You fucked my mouth, full of your hot steamy scat. Then you had me ride you. Getting all that shit, mixed with my saliva, deep in my cunt. Then I asked for an enema! I sat my asshole on top of your cock, let you slide in, and begged you to piss deep in me. It felt like an extra large load of hot cum filling up my asshole and before I knew it, my loose stool was gushing out of me and on to your crappy fuck stick. Oh baby it was so fucking hot. You loved seeing my huge load of shit gush out on your cock, didn’t you? I can’t wait to taste you again.

Gangbang whore Back For More

Gangbang whoreThat’s right, I want more.  Having just five cocks at a time is sometimes not enough.  I want to have my mouth fucked hard.  I want someone to spread my legs to push their ready cock into my cunt.  I want to feel a cock in my ass while another pushes it’s way into my pussy.  I want to be a drainage ditch for your ball sack.  Can you tell I’m super horny right now? I am!

I had done a party with my friend Tiff once where I had so much cum on me that even when I took a shower there was still some in my hair.  I had to take another one just to make sure I got it all.  I tried pulling the comb through and it hit a patch of dried cum.  A cum knot if you will.  When I took off my clothing my shirt and panties were stuck to my skin.  I had to literally peel them off. 

As I was doing that I could see little flakes of dried cum drift down to the floor.  I am not sure how many times I had a dick explode it’s hot creamy load on me, I had lost count.  That was a fun night for me.  Tiff was a little disgusted by it, but not me.  She was complaining that she felt gross because of all the cum.  The Uber driver kept looking at us in the rear view mirror.  As far as I know you can’t be charged extra for clean up of flaky cum in someone’s car used for Uber, so we were good.

That is what I am in the mood for again.  I want to feel that sensation of cum wads drying on me, of my pussy filled up with cream pie after cream pie, to have my ass so sore that I have to call off of work a couple of nights.  I’m pretty sure I can find enough guys to do that for me, but if I can’t you will help me out … won’t you?

Big Dick Sucker and Black Cock Whore

big dick suckerBeing a big dick sucker makes you popular with black men. Most of them have huge cocks and no one to suck them. I hear all the time that black women don’t like to suck dick and not all white women want something monster size in their mouth or their fuck holes. I am not most women. I have been sucking dick since I was a young school girl. Practice makes perfect. Decades of big dick sucking has made me the talk of my town. Guys just blowing through town in their trucks stop at the local truck stop and ask for me. I wasn’t at the truck stop last night because it was fucking cold. I got a text from Pam who works at the Denny’s associated with the truck stop telling me some new guys were looking for me. Hell yeah. I put on a lot lizard sex outfit and got my ass down there to check out the new meat.  They were told that if they wanted their dicks sucked properly, to see Bev. I don’t know who I owe for the referral, but I was thankful. All three guys had big black cocks and cum filled balls. They gave me some coke for coming all the way down, but I would have blown them for free. They said on the route back they will give me a call, so we can party. I love being that white woman in town with the black cock whore reputation.

Getting What I Want

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I know I am hot as fuck.  There is no doubt about it.  I get a shit load of attention all of the time.  I love it!  There are times though that the person who I want doesn’t even give me a second glance and that pisses me off.  When that happens it just makes me want them that much more.  I will give you an example.

Yesterday I spent a good portion of the day having Thanksgiving with my friend.  There were a bunch of people there who I didn’t know, especially this one guy who was beyond hot.  Usually not my type at all, pure pretty boy and I like my men a bit more dirty.  He has a perfect smile, perfect hair, perfect body.  The all American boy next door type.  At first I had no intention of even paying any attention to him at all, but I still like to flirt.

I flirted with him and nothing.  No return flirting at all.  What. The. Fuck.  Now most women would just move on, but not me, now it turned into a challenge!  I wanted this guy simply because he didn’t want me.  A bit psycho I must admit, but hey, it is just how I am wired.  I changed the place cards on the table so I could sit next to him.  Just so you know, he wasn’t mean or dismissive or anything like that, he just didn’t seem interested in me.  That is what got to me.

The whole time we were eating I was talking to him, touching his arm, laughing at his super lame jokes.  This guy was a white bread as you could get.  After dinner we all went into different rooms, he went off with the other guys to watch football.  That even made it worse for me!  I wanted him to stay with me so we could go upstairs, or out to the garden shed together.  I sucked it up and went into watch the game.  There was no place to sit so I asked him if I could sit on his lap.

He said sure and smiled at me.  I made sure I wiggled around a lot to try and get that cock going.  It took awhile because he was really into the games, but finally I felt a little bit of hardness under my ass.  He kept adjusting the way he was sitting, he had me stand up a few times so he could move his position, but somehow I managed to maneuver my ass back over his cock. 

After more time spent making him crazy by the way I was moving around on his lap we finally were upstairs and he was fucking away.  He asked if he could put it in my ass, I told him of course.  To be honest, he wasn’t the best fuck in the world, I think I almost yawned at one point.  I managed to stifle it though.  He came, I pulled my dress back down, my pantyhose back up and went to leave.  He put his hand on my arm and went to kiss me, but I stopped him, he looked confused.  I said, “It was a fuck, not a relationship.”, and left the room.  I got what I wanted and that is really all that mattered.

BJ is The Trashy Milf For Your Filthy Pleasures

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  You got some pretty filthy thoughts don’t you and crave a Trashy Milf to really get down and dirty with.. I’m BJ and I tell you that I am one trashy p-mommy coke whore that will do near anything to make some green or get my druggy whore fix. My well fucked pussy filled with creamy man goo is the perfect way to take my sons cock. He loves how trashy mommy is and so do my drug dealers with BBC. In fact they love to bring by some hot taboo furry friends for me to play with.

I’m the kind of trailer mommy that gets wasted and horny and when I am horny and high I will fuck damned near anything.

Big dick suckers

Big dick suckerWorking in his office and masturbating is his favorite thing to do. He’s been walked in on before by the previous company he had employed to clean up his office but now he has a new slut of cleaning ladies that he gets to play with. They came in for their first shift and walked in on him stroking his thick cock. They are so surprised but know that they need to make a good first impression on their boss! As they start to deepthroat his cock they realize that they’re gonna need to clean up something else now instead! They get down on their knees and get skull fucked while they give him a tongue bath. It’s so cute that they beg for his fresh load of dick cream down their throats. They love going back and forth while they take turns sucking his cock as they both try to prove who the better big dick sucker is! There’s pre-cum everywhere and it’s a big ass mess! Thankfully these whores know exactly how to soak up a puddle of liquid like the pros that they are! They’re both such good cum eaters and definitely worked hard for those extra cash money tips from their boss!

Amazing Birthday Present!

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I have the best friends in the world!  They surprised me with a Birthday Party and got me a ton of presents.  We drank a lot, we did a lot of weed, we danced a lot, and my house was a fucking mess, but I didn’t care.  Do you want to know what the best present I got was? I bet you can guess.  What is the perfect present for a cock hound? Cock!! Yes! You guessed it!

We were partying away and my doorbell rang.  I thought for sure it was my shitty neighbor who complains about every fucking thing, but it was a bunch of guys who I didn’t know.  I asked them if I could help them, the one in the front said, “You Luna?” I said, “Yes?”  They pushed their way right past me.  Oh hell no!  Nobody comes into my home without permission.  I was on my way back to my bedroom to get my gun when my one friend came in.  She said, “Luna! Stop it!  Those guys are your birthday present!  If you shoot one then you won’t be able to get fucked by him.”

She was right, shooting someone usually sets that libido at a very low level.  I asked her what she was talking about.  She went on to say that her and the other girls all chipped in and got me male hookers.  I was like Yay! She told me to just lay back that they had to get paid first then they would be in.  I couldn’t wait, I started to finger bang myself, I was so fucking horny!

Then the door opened and the Birthday Fuckstivities began!  I had only seen four at the door, but there were six!  Six nice, big dicks that I had for three hours, all to myself!  I was in heaven.  I kept taking pictures of all the cream pies that I kept getting.  Better than any damn Birthday Cake any day. My pussy was so coated in cum that when I we were done and I went to stand up, some of the cum fell out of me and hit the floor and the blanket was stuck to my ass.

I wish you could of been one of the guys, I would of loved to be fucked by you and showed you those awesome cream pies! 

Birthday Day Girl Out!

Peace!

Crack Whores And BBC Dealers

Gangbang whoreWhat do you get when you put two crack whores and two drug dealers with huge BBC together? It is a wild crazy smoking and fucking for hours blast. My niece a huge crack whore like me and neither of us had any crack or two nickels to rub between us. So I called one dealer and she called another and they both showed up. And us being the greedy whores we are we wanted the crack from both of them. All four of us got nice and high sucking and puffing down on that glass pipe. And then all four of us started fucking. We started out two by two but by the end of the night, it was all four of us in one big circle.

Trouble On A Road Trip

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I know you are fucking wondering where the hell I have been.  I managed to get myself into some trouble in some butt fuck no where town.  It was really stupid.  I wasn’t even doing anything, and I got nicked.  Sure I was going a little bit over the speed limit, but just by a tiny bit. Okay, so maybe 30 mph over the speed limit was a bit much, but I didn’t deserve to be taken to jail.  For fuck sake, call one cop a motherfucking shithead and have an old warrant and your ass is hauled off.

Oh, did I mention that I didn’t have any pants on? Yeah, I spilled coffee all over them so I stopped a little bit before I got pulled over and took them off because I didn’t want to drive in wet pants.  Makes perfect sense right? Yeah I thought so too.  I’m standing there waiting for someone to bring me some damn sweats, or hell even the jumpsuit, something.  I was being processed and still no fucking pants.

All the guys were looking at me like I was some sort of snack, then bingo.  Idea.  I mean if none of them were trying to hide the fact that they would like to fuck me, then maybe there were no cameras or they were dirty.  There were only four of them.  I got on the door and tried to look around for cameras and I didn’t see any.  I sat down and waited.

Finally, the door opened and they had my pants from my car.  They still looked a little wet but not as wet as before.  When the guard was giving me my jeans I touched his hand.  That is a huge no no, no touching.  He didn’t mind though, I gave him a little smile, he smiled back.  I sat down on the seat and spread my legs.  I asked him straight up, that if I were to fuck him and his buddies, or suck them off, would they let me go.

He turned around and closed the door.  Shit.  It didn’t work, at least that is what I thought.  These motherfuckers were rough!  Choking me, slapping my face, slapping my tits, fucking me in pussy and ass.  It was a great time, that is until they were done and I thought I was leaving, and that is when they thanked me for the good time but I had to earn my way out.  I was pissed.

This shit went on for three days.  They finally let me go with a warning.  I’m pretty fucking sure that was highly illegal, but the fact that I bribed them with my fuck holes was illegal too.  All in all it wasn’t really that bad, I mean I had plenty of dick, day and night, but it took me forever to get back home.

Gangbang 4 My Favorite Policemen

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I love being the local gangbang whore. I got popped for trying to sell my ass by a new cop on the beat and I thought for sure this slut couldn’t get out of it. I tried offering my signature blow job to this new punk young Cop and he cuffed me and said he didn’t want a blow job from a sleazy street whore. I was thrown in the back of the car and I knew I was fucked but not in the way this slut likes! But Officer Brady Pulled up and told the Cop that he would bring me in. I knew Brady and I had a history and I smiled and Got In Bradys’ Patrol Car. We went around the block a couple times and Brady put me in the front seat and Got His pathetic dick out for me to suck. 

I was so grateful I Sucked him for much longer than usual and drew out his cum load. I thought that would be the end of it but Brady didn’t let me out. We drove to a seedy motel and Brady still had me in cuffs. I was thrown on the bed and Officer Brady ripped off my clothes and cuffed me to the broken bedpost. He made a call and men started streaming in the door for a free for all. Fucking Motherfucker was pocketing cash from these men as I was being fucked in my ass and my cunt and throat opened up for dick after dick after dick. I had a cum filled cunt but the Johns still kept taking turns one after another. Brady sat there and laughed as he watched me get cum shots to my face and tits. “That will teach you, Hadley!” I am making all your money and you have to fuck sober! Next Time Stay your whore ass on my side of town!”