Might be kinda hard for me to post this blog today… I AM STILL FUCKED UP! Last night was super dope for me, I am still high and drunk and I don’t give a fuckkk what anyone thinks about that. My job is awesome because I am come to work fucked up as I want…Most guys are into it anyway. They like a girl like me that they know will suck their cock off for less than a 8-ball. Shit, I’d do it for free! I get off on being a whore, and once I’ve had a line or two… or even popped some molly I am horny and ready to do anything and everything. As long as I stay fucked up you can get me to do anything! I play with k9 cock, beg for gangbangs and get nice and nasty with shit puke and piss. I am always taking things to the extreme when I am fucking high and drunk!
Category: Live phone sex
Big Dick Sucker
I taught my daughter to be a big dick sucker, just like my mother taught me. Cock sucking skills are more important than math skills for women. We can get away with murder if we can give great head. Hell, most men will tell you even bad head is better than no head and so many men in this world are getting zero head. Seems like women get married and the first skill they forget is how to give a great blow job. Our cock sucking skills got us out of orange jump suits this week. I was speeding. We were jamming in the car with the sunroof down to some Lynyrd Skynyrd oblivious to the word. The speeding wasn’t the problem, neither was the open beer bottles we were sipping on. The real issue would have been the couple kilos of cocaine and the pound of weed in the trunk. Girls got to get through the holidays, right?
When I saw the sirens, I looked at my daughter and explained we could either pull a Thelma and Louise, or we could suck and fuck our way out of this trouble. We went with the latter. We tugged our dresses down to reveal some ample cleavage, pulled them up to show some sexy leg and applied pink lip gloss. The cop had an instant boner, so I knew we were safe. With one hand I gave him my license, with the other I unzipped his pants. That cop was packing more heat in his pants than in his holster. I started blowing him, he started moaning. My daughter got him in the passenger side so he could sit down so this trailer trash whore could come around to blow him off the highway. My daughter joined in. I know he saw the beer bottles and smelled the weed, but he never searched the car, nor did he give me a ticket. He just shot a big load in my mouth, ordered me to snowball his load with my daughter and let us off with a warning. If you can suck a big dick, you can get away with anything.
No Taboo Phone Sex with a Druggy Momma
No taboo phone sex with me is just that. I just can’t have limits in my life or on the phone. Let me share a secret. I am a party momma. I love coke. More importantly, I love what it does to me. It takes away all the shackles of restraint and morality I may possess. If I was not a druggy whore, I would never be able to pimp out my little angels. It is not like I need the money that their little pussies and asses bring me. It is just fun to be a home brothel madam. I am running a Pussy Cat Ranch out of my home, just with jailbait girls and boys. I am raising my brood in an open family dynamic. Clothes are optional to wear in the house. Anyone wants to play with themselves they can do so openly. Anyone wants to fuck a member of the family, they can. Anyone wants to earn some extra money the old fashion way, they can do that too. They are all greedy whores like me, so they want to be whored out. My husband had a party Sunday night for some of his big clients. I supplied the nose candy and the talent. All of my brats were in attendance working the room and earning money. I have something for everyone. Young boys with no hair on their cocks yet. Teen boys. Little girls with hairless cunnies and baby fat. Lovely Lolitas. My husband’s associates know they can fuck the boys and the girls in my house. I was getting high with the men while they made their selections on who to fuck. Big dicks penetrated little assess and cunnies all night long. Money exchanged hands and everyone was happy, especially my little babes who made big bucks being hookers for hire.
Don’t get caught!
My cock is hard and dripping precum watching him sleep. I wonder if he will know… will he feel it in the morning? Is his ass going to be sore from me fucking him while he is passed out? I’ve been teasing his asshole for an hour. First I started rubbing his bare ass.. He knows how bad his ass turns me on. I need my cock buried deep in his ass right now. I feel like I am losing my mind I need his ass so fucking bad. When the rubbing didn’t wake him up I slid my finger between his cheeks and started sliding my finger up and down his ass crack. He didn’t even flinch. He was snoring like a freight train. I spread his ass cheeks open and started licking and sucking on his asshole. He farted in my mouth as he slept and it made my cock drool. Tasting his ass made drove me crazy! I grabbed the coconut oil on the night stand and started oiling my cock. I could bust right now, I am so fucking hard! I am struggling to hold my load.. Just licking his ass and tasting him made drove me to the edge… I want to fuck his ass so hard…. I wonder if he will catch me..
Dealer’s pissed off
I gotta go get another baggy for my “daddy.” This is going to hurt, last time he had me go when he still owed Jim money, I got the fuck beat out of me twice, once by Jim, once by Gary, my pimp. But fuck it, I will just get it over with.
I put on my sluttiest outfit and go talk to Jim. He’s fucking pissed, he starts screaming at me about how much of a dumb fucking cum dumpster cunt I am, and shoving me around.
But, before he swings, he stops and stares at me for a moment. With out a word, he whips out his big dirty dick, and I know what I’m supposed to do to survive this. I drop to my knees, bloodying my knees and start sucking his dick hard and fast.
He grabbed my head and started skull fucking the shit out of me, holding his nasty, foul cock so hard into my throat I can’t fucking breathe. When he finally pulled out he came all over my face, right into my eyes, making them burn. He gave me a shove and I fell overt, dizzy. He pissed all over me, and tossed a dimer of coke into my lap.
“Next time you show up with no fucking cash bitch, you’ll have your ass so fucking gaped you won’t be able to sell it for a cigarette, if I let you live.”
Fuck.
All Night Partying
I met a girl named Megan while partying downtown last night. She’s my kind of girl, totally hot, slutty and loves to have fun and get high. We snorted coke in the bathroom, made out and danced and drank the night away. The guys were all over us, but none really caught my eye until the end of the night. Sven was different, he was white, tall with broad shoulders and long hair. But, it was his gaze that I noticed. His eyes were piercing, he seemed to look right through me and I just knew he’d be one hell of a fuck.
Megan thought that he was hot too, and she suggested that we fuck him together. So, we got an Uber and headed to my favorite hotel. On the car ride over, Megan started things off by taking her top off in the car. This girl is a freak and I love it! She was rubbing her tits and licking her nipples, then rubbing mine and trying to get my top off. Soon, we were both topless and our new guy friend was in awe. His boner was huge, so I grabbed it and massaged it through his pants. We didn’t make it to the hotel before he had his cock inside both of us, and our Uber driver got an eyeful!






















