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Thanksgiving Anal Cum Dumpster

anal cum dumpsterSeeing how it is Thanksgiving, I thought it would be appropriate to get some stuffing this morning. I was feeling super horny. I am not a holiday woman. Not that I don’t appreciate the holidays and what they stand for, it is just I am not exactly Betty Crocker. My husband, whom I adore, hired a cook this Thanksgiving. That meant I could slave away for hours in the bedroom, not the kitchen. I was an anal cum dumpster while our cook was preparing a wonderful feast for us. While she was slaving in the kitchen, my three sons, the gardener’s boy and a few neighborhood boys were stuffing my ass full of boy gravy while my husband watched. Our daughters joined in too. They like a good ass stuffing too. They also helped daddy drain his giblets. He was full of man sauce. It is the holidays. You should be draining your giblets and stuffing some young birds too. This was the best Thanksgiving ever thanks to my husband and my offspring. It is much better to work up a sweat getting stuffed in the ass than sweating your ass off over a stove. If you want to have some dirty phone sex this Thanksgiving, give this old bird a call. I will be getting fucked and doing lines of coke all day long.

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Cum dumpster Thanksgiving!!

cum dumpsterI love being a dirty cum whore! I decided to give back this Thanksgiving. I am going around from hobo to hobo to drunk man stumbling out of a bar. I have a lot of things to be thankful for and one of those things are bucket loads of cum. Most people will be getting stuffed on food to keep them warm and happy and I only have dick on the brain.

I want and need to be stuffed with big fat cocks and loads of hot sperm. I see my first lucky thanksgiving fuck of the night on the side of the rode. I get on my hands and knees and offer up my hot warm mouth. I shove his dick right down my throat and start beating him off until I feel a fat wad of cum about to explode straight into my tummy.

I guess I attracted more lucky lonely men on the corner. It is a group of four dudes. They all tell me how their families are out of town and too far away and how they will have to spend thanksgiving by themselves. I strip down to nothing right behind a dumpster and encourage each of them to get me a never ending supply of their cum.

They fuck their dicks into each of my holes. I can feel those cocks swelling up and pouring their hot cum inside of me. I go on my way to find even more men. I am excited to see how much cum I can get to explode inside of me. I want to be so stuffed that it is hard to walk around because cum gushes down my legs. I want the hot cum swishing around in my tummy.

I am going to go wake the hobos up by the tree in the park to offer up some love to them. I know those cocks have to be full and need a good release. Thank you for all that sappy cum this thanksgiving. I am one very lucky whore cum dump. I promise to not make that sperm go to waist.

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dirty phone sexDo you like dirty phone sex whores? I am so dirty. I woke up this morning in a drunken stupor. I was covered in cum. I mean it was matted on my skin. So much dried come was on my body, I felt like a reptile. My pussy and ass were leaking a ton of cum and both holes were wicked sore. I must have had a gang bang last night. I was so fucking high I don’t remember. I went to the kitchen to get a drink of the hair of the dog that bit me. Passed out on the living floor were a few dozen boys, including my son. He woke up, saw me and had a huge smile on his face. He walked over naked towards me in the kitchen. He smiled and said, “You rocked last night.”  I asked him to remind me what I did as I was foggy on the details. He smiled, laughed and said I was a gangbang whore to his friends. He said I was doing lines of coke off his pal’s cocks and begging to be fucked like a dirty whore. Sounded like me. He made me suck his dick in the kitchen as he drank a beer. I could taste my dried cunt juice on his cock. I tasted pretty good the day after. I blew my boy, had a beer and waited for the others to wake up. This time I was going to remember my gang bang.

What A Druggy Night

Freaky phone sexI do not even remember posing for this picture.  You can see it in my eyes.  I do not remember this man’s dick I was sucking.  I do remember a few guys showing with some dust and crack.  And then the rest the of the night was a blur.  I remember bits and pieces but not a whole lot.  Like I remember seeing my daughter being ass fucked and my son sucking some dick.  But like I said all a blur.  A messed up movie in my head.  I remember a furry friend making appearance licking peanut butter of my sloppy cunt.  I know the next morning my ass and cunt were torn up.  And I felt a complete feeling of satisfaction.

A Dirty Fuck to Remember

golden showers sexI can’t get anything done today, all I seem to be able to do is think about last night. You warned me I would feel your cock in my cunt for days and I do still feel you. My pussy is still deliciously full feeling, completely used and abused. I can still feel your piss running down my body, in my hair, the taste. I love being pissed on and baby you really gave me a golden shower to remember. Oh God, I can still feel the way your cock pulsated against my pussy lips, the way I was quivering around your big dick. Fuck, I have never been banged so fucking hard. Did you like the taste of my asshole? I loved the feeling of your tongue pushing deep inside like you were trying to scoop out my scat. And when you opened your mouth wide and sucked my whole cunt in your mouth like you were trying t drain me of my pussy juice. All I know is we need to fuck again and very very soon. I am prepared to beg for it!

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Druggy pornI love to get high and fuck. I do a line of coke then a surge of sexual energy flows through my body and I have to fuck the nearest guy. And I’m hot, I have great tits and a great ass so I never have to pay to get high. Like today, Rico called me and gave me an offer that I couldn’t refuse. He told me if I gave his nephew a blowjob, he would give me free powder. I got in my car and rushed over to Rico’s place.
His nephew was the nerdiest boy I’ve ever met. He had thick glasses and braces and looked so innocent. He was tall and thin, and it surprised me when he pulled an anaconda from his pants. I dropped to my knees and tried to suck the skin off of his huge cock. The teenage boy gripped my hair into a fist and shoved his cock down my throat. I gagged and my eyes watered but I kept sucking until his warm semen filled my mouth. Rico gave me my blow and I went home a very happy girl.

Freaky Phone Sex with a Dirty MILF

freaky phone sexFreaky phone sex is what I do best. I love shock value. Sometimes, you just need to give folks a jolt. My husband and I were at a swank affair this week. The kind of event you must dress elegantly and talk like you have an Ivy league education. I can pretend with the best of them. I was so bored.  I ducked into a closet and did a few lines of coke. I promised my husband I would be good and not party, but he promised me a good time too and that clearly wasn’t happening. When I am high, I get wild. Well, I should say I get wilder. I emerged from the closet determined to have fun. I grabbed this teen boy in a tux who looked equally bored and pushed him in the closet where I did some coke earlier. Turns out he was a Senator’s son. Oops. But, he was down to fuck a trashy milf in a supply closet while his folks bamboozled others out of money for his charity. My husband feels the need to be charitable with people in power so that he can call on favors if his whore wife gets herself in trouble like tonight. We got busted in the closet. I was on my knees in my pretty dress blowing the first son of senator. It was the senator’s wife, the boy’s mother who busted me.  At first, she was screaming, but when his cock came out of my mouth and she saw how huge it was she came into the closest and shut the door. She watched her boy fuck me in the ass. She even played with her pussy. She didn’t have to say a word, I know she went from shock to approval when she saw her son’s massive cock. He banged the shit out of me too. I told my husband we don’t need to support the senator anymore because I have his wife in my back pocket now. And, hopefully his son in my ass again soon.

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Giving really sloppy head is one of the things I am really good at. I learned this when I was walking home from school and a random guy pulled over and told me that he would give me some money if I gave him a blow job with my big dick sucking lips. I was a little confused but I took him into the woods on the side of the road and got on my knees and started sucking his big fucking cock. I was a little slut before I ever knew it. That was the first time I sucked some stranger dick and I never went back. Being a slut isn’t just for fun its the way I make my money for my coke, and being high makes fucking so much better.

2 Crack Rocks

Gangbang whore One of my crack dealers came over and offered me 2 crack rocks for my daughter and my son. I asked him if I would be able to watch and he said that not only can I watch but I could also help out where help was needed. Freaking hot huh? I was all for it. I brought my daughter, son, and my dealer into my bedroom. I stripped my daughter and son down playing and fondling with their bodies. I spread my daughter’s cunny lips wide open. And my son’s ass cheeks. Putting them both on display. Fingering both holes. Showing my dealer how easily these holes are penetrated. I could see his pecker getting rock hard. Watching him unzip his pants for some nice tight holes. He went for my daughter first then ravished my son. He fucked them both for hours. While I watched and got high.

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This guy was looking for some hot stripper sex. He had heard from his friend that if he asked for a lap dance from a slutty girl named Petal at the strip club in town that she would get your cock off for you. So he came in and asked for me. I started giving him his lap dance and rubbing ass all over his cock. I could feel him getting hard for me and that was when he asked if we could go have some real fun in the back. I took him by the hand and led him to the room where we could have some naughty and kinky play time together. I got down on my knees and sucked his cock until he was about to explode. Then I bent over and grabbed my ankles. My ass and pussy were wide open for him to stuff his cock into and I told him to take his pick of what hole he would like to dump his cum into. He chose my ass and gave me and nice pounding in my tight little asshole until he filled up with his cum.