I got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin. Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin. Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.
Category: Gangbang whore
Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets
Cum Guzzling Slut and Bukkake Momma
I am a cum guzzling slut with no mother fucking shame. I ride that dick so good and take a cock right down my whore gullet with no afterthoughts. I have been in the dope game since I was a teen whore. Mommy and daddy helped give me that first taste of cock and cock! My brother and daddy were filling me with the help of my mommy who had been a street whore and nasty slut my whole life. Fuck being good I am bad bitch! I am sick of mother fuckers telling me how to live Bitches better hope I never run across your man! I will take his cock and blow him so good he dumps in my whore mouth like the Chevron Tanker Oil Spill! Your hot girl does hot shit like by an 8 ball and go to the dealers trap house and fuck all the cock and suck down creamy loads like I am fat girl sucking down chocolate sauce. These women want to hurt me because their man would rather bareback my dirty pussy then fuck those prim and proper prude bitches! And now that I have my own boy My job as a trashy mommy is to show him how good mommies pussy feels as she is filled to the brim!
And that is okay because I have a daddy who will pay me for each cum filled cunt session! The more cum I get the more he pays me! My son jacking off while I get those pay per cum loads is just the icing on the cake, or the bukkake if you will!
I had to pay my rent
I was so behind on my rent and totally freaking out because I did not have enough money to pay it. I didn’t know what to do all I knew was that my landlord was coming over soon and I had nothing to give him. I figured it wouldn’t hurt if I dressed up real sexy for him, he’s an older guy that is always flirting with me so maybe he would give me a break if I showed a little skin. Well, when he showed up and saw me sitting there with some tiny shorts on and a sheer bralette he was awestruck. His cock started pushing out the front of his pants and I knew then that I had him. He asked for the money I owed him and I asked if we could work something else out, well he was thrilled with that idea for sure! He was on me like a flash and said that if I agreed to fuck him a few times a month that I could live there for free so I gave him a fuck he will never forget!
Druggy Whore Loves BBC
I was short on my rent again this week, which meant I had to make a pussy payment. You heard me right. My sloppy wet pussy is really what my landlord loves. I’ll suck him and fuck him all weekend while his wife is away, just to even out the balance due. He is really coming to love our sessions, and I just love cock! He ordered more party drugs for us the other night, and when I saw the dealer come in for the delivery, I needed his BBC in my cunt right then and there! I walked up to him, naked as the day I was born, with my fat tits bouncing. He sure did fuck me, again and again and again! My landlord slammed my ass while the dealer rocked my pussy. When they were done with me, hours later, not only was my rent paid, but so was mu crack bill!
Lot Lizard Whore Used Like She Likes
My manager undressed me with his eyes, his cock swollen against his pants. I have worked at this diner for years, and he had always wanted to lick my sweet snatch. Tonight was a party for all of his investors. “You will keep them happy if you know what is good for you, dollface.” He snarled, glaring at me like he might swallow me whole. I was getting so wet from the attention, my pussy getting so soaked under my thong.
I exited the office to go and collect orders. I had been forced to dress “like a lady” tonight. We all knew the only type of lady I was was a lady of the night. The men, their eyes followed me like starving wolves on a fresh kill. It was not long at all before I was getting slapped, molested, and pulled into laps as I tried to take their drink orders.
It was obvious how soaking wet my slit was after the first one grabbed me. One by one, then three by three, they forced themselves on me. Touching, and molesting; I was sucking and screaming as they fingered my fuckholes again and again. I was taking loads like the cum dumpster crack whore I was. My dress was gone! I got cocks in the ass and down my throat. I was getting overrun by so many pricks, I didn’t know what to do with myself. Was it really forced, since I was cumming so much and so dripping wet for more? I made more cash that night than I did as a lot lizard druggy bitch, and even though my holes are destroyed, I’m craving to do it again.
New job turned out fun
I got a new job working in a warehouse and I was a little intimidated at first because they were all men, I was literally the only woman they hired. Well, they were teasing me and giving me shit at first and I thought I just needed a really good icebreaker right? So I went up to them when we were all on lunch break and told them if it would help them be nicer to me, I would fuck them all right then and there. Well boy did they like that! They were ready to fuck so I stripped down and took that gang bang like a real woman. I sucked every dick and let them fuck all my holes they were lining up for the privilege to fuck me, even the boss got in on it! Safe to say I will be keeping this job forever!
Gangbang Whore Trashy Momma
I am what you call a gangbang whore momma. I enjoy getting filled up like a tanker and bringing it home to my little darlings. My pussy eating darlins. I starve them for affection and they get it by cleaning out my cummy holes. The most cum is always in my ass! Why, because that’s when these men who pay me think a nasty whore like me is only entitled to cum deposits in my shitter!
One such night I am turning tricks in my bedroom because I had no sitter from my son or daughter. I look up and my son is jacking off his little wiener. I was even more turned on as my ass was getting drilled deep by a massive black dick. Why black dick because he was one of my dealers and he paid me in that high quality dope. I had powder all over my nose as I had the brilliant idea to snort a line of soft pink balls. He was reluctant but I told him he would feel good and momma was only going to make it better. I slathered his little wiener and smooth testicles with as much dope as I thought he could handle. I snorted cocaine off my son’s balls and wiener. My dealer who was fucking my ass spurted so far up in this anal sex whore ass that I could feel it in my throat. He made a call to a couple perverts that would “enjoy this shit and would pay cash up front!” That is how this dirty druggy mommy keeps the lights on and food in my brats bellies! Ya know besides all the dope that goes up my nose and in my veins! I never said I was a good mom, just a trashy ass whore who loves to stay high and get all the cum I can handle!
Lot Lizard Sex Is my Favorite
Your whore is known for lot lizard sex around here. Right now I am doing my country a good deed by pimping out my pussy! Though needing a fix is what really drives me, and well, my love for cum. My hands were shaking as this stocky trucker handed me a rock and told me to climb up in his sleeper. That big rock meant I was going to have to suck a lot of cock and be fucked multiple times. I didn’t care as I took the pipe out of my bra. The truck stop was bare for this time of morning so I didn’t see it coming. I didn’t hear him on the CB telling anyone that a true gangbang whore was ready to be pummeled. I did hear a couple trucks pull in as I was lighting the crack and heard that beautiful fizzle and pop, and then my body melted into oblivion. The truck door swung open and someone called we are ready for that slut! I was harshly yanked out of his truck and pulled to the ground. Five dirty truck drivers surrounded me and with cocks out and trucks parked expertly to block us I knew what they wanted. A bukkake whore to suck them and to coat with cum! I stopped and tried to back away asking where my baggie of crack was only to be shown it by the original driver. I would have to earn my dope back nickel by nickel he said. “Now get to work whore!” I crawled back to the circle and accepted my fate. I love cock and if I was getting rock for it I would suck these men like golf balls through a garden hose. The taste of cum and crack are what fuels a live phone sex whore like me!

















