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You Never Know What Could Happen with a Live Phone Sex Whore

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Without skipping a beat, he pulled out his cock and let me slurp on it. My caller loved hearing me give a live deepthroat blowjob. I was gagging, choking and slobbering all over his dick as my hung plumber skull fucked my face. I could hear my caller slapping his meat, which made me suck harder than a vacuum cleaner. I got back up on my kitchen island so my plumber could check my pipes. He rammed his cock in my ass first, then my cunt, and went back and forth between my dirty holes as I screamed for my caller to dump his seed all over my body. Turns out my backdoor pipe was pretty clogged. The plumber’s dick emerged covered in sludge. He made me suck that dirty cock clean while I told my caller what a fucking dirty ass to mouth whore I am.

Creampie slut cum guzzlerWe all pretty much came together. My plumber crammed his shit stick up my cunt and dumped a huge ass creampie in my twat, which I pushed out. I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy for callers. I’m a mature whore, but I ain’t got no problems with a dry snatch, thanks in part to regular pipe cleanings. I let my plumber fist fuck my spunk soaked snatch for my caller, which made him jizz all over himself again. It was a hot unexpected threesome for us all, but that sometimes happens when you are a dirty live phone sex operator. I hope I haven’t ruined your image of some genteel lady moaning while she does her nails and talks smut? I’m far more interactive with my callers than that! Shit, we all are at this company. I’ll fuck the neighbor, my son, my garden veggies, any sex toy, hell even my 4 legged friend for our call if you want. I’ll piss in a cup and chug it; polish off a 6 pack in 6 minutes, do lines with you, hit that pipe, smoke, fuck my ass, fist my cunt, gag….whatever you want, you can have with this nasty no taboos live phone sex whore.

Cum Dumpster Cougar Craves Baby Batter and Man’s Milk

Cum dumpster cougarI’m a cum dumpster cougar. Most women need a latte or some crap to wake up in the morning. I need a shot of cum, not espresso, to start my day off on the right foot, well, right knee lol. My sister is in town visiting, and she is the same way. We got called cum dump sisters all the time when we were younger. I arranged a little impromptu orgy this morning for us at the trailer park. Invited big black cock, and plenty of white guys too. I’m not a size queen. I’m just a dirty whore, so as long as your dick can shoot a creamy load of jizz, I don’t care what your size is personally.

Most of the men in my community start their day off shooting their cock cream all over me anyway, so having 20 guys show up for a morning orgy was not out of the ordinary just cuz my baby sister is in town. The good cum whores we are, we unzipped pants, pulled out cocks, and put our greedy cum loving mouths to work. Guys love cum guzzing gutter sluts. Side by side we took hot thick creamy loads of jizz to the face. We swallowed buckets of cum for breakfast, even snowballed a few gallons of sticky goo with each other. Sisters share everything, especially penis pudding.

orgy phone sex cum slut sistersWe were puking up cum, pissing out jizz, even shitting out spunk from our asses, and loving every moment of it. Nothing better than a good man blast or 20 to your face first thing in the morning. My sister swallowed so much cock chowder she spit it out into a plate for us to savor later. We gonna be serving that jerk sauce over our lunch in a few hours. Our sperm donors didn’t have much time to douse our cunts in their nut butter because they have real jobs, but promised to cum back after work to convert our cunts and asses into cum dumpsters.

But we got enough splooge to get our morning started off properly. Since we are professional cum dump whores, we will be playing with some baby batter while the men are at work since my neighbor needs me to babysit her brats today. Baby gravy or man’s milk, doesn’t matter to me. I will be a sperm bank for anyone’s cum, even Fido’s. So who wants to help me spend my day trying on albino lipstick?

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