It is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.
Category: Extreme phone sex
Poolside Pissing Sex
Trashy Milf Enjoys Voyeurism
Baby girl has a crush. She invited him over after school today, and I made them a snack while they did homework. It wasn’t long before I heard baby girl calling me. I walked in, and she had him naked on her bed. He had a slightly panicked, but lusty look on his face. Baby girl started taking her clothes off, and came over to kiss my cheek. I stood in the doorway and watched as my baby had her first sexual encounter with someone she genuinely had feelings for.
He was hesitant at first, but when she proceeded to suck his cock with me watching, he gave in and just enjoyed it. I watched as she brought him close to the edge, and you could see the amazed look on his face when she would do things he’d never done before. The best part, though, was being able to watch both of their faces when she sat on him reverse cowgirl style and lower herself onto his cock. The look when their bodies finally fully joined was amazing.
My Phone Sex Line: My Little Ones are Hookers for Hire for the Right Price
My phone sex line is for men who like extreme age play. It is also for guys who enjoy a nasty mommy. I’m not your typical stay at home mother. I love my little ones, but I am of the philosophy that they belong to me. They are my property, therefore I get to use them how I want. My middle boy is rather androgynous looking. Blonde little Thor. The P men go crazy over him. And, I spot them a mile away too. Over the weekend we were at the library. Not for reasons you think. I don’t do books. I do, however, do wealthy perverts with a penchant for little boys. Those kind of guys hunt for little ones at places they frequent like public libraries. I let my little stud roam about and watched from a distance as the men gravitated to him. I am pretty good at picking out the wealthy ones too. My little angel always reels in the big fish. I waited awhile as my boy worked his charm on a potential patron. My boy knows how to cock tease. Actually, all my brats do. I taught them well. After about 20 minutes, I joined in much to his chagrin. He made up some story as to why he was talking to my young son. I pointed out the wood in his pants and calmly said, “Let’s talk numbers.” His eyes got big with disbelief, but we settled on a very nice sum. We met him later at this no tell motel I have on retainer, exchanged money for sex with my son. This guy was old and not attractive, but his wallet made up for that. Sometimes we have to take one for the team. I rewarded my son handsomely with a trip to Toys R US and some playtime with mommy’s pussy. My little ones are all hookers for hire for the right price.
Tranny Phone Sex at the Mini-Golf Course
I played mini golf with some friends this weekend, and we had a BLAST. Granted, I didn’t do particularly well, as I don’t play often at all. However, there was one very memorable aspect of my game.
When I got to the mushroom forest hole, I was the last one through, and so I was left alone while the rest of my group played ahead a couple of holes. This complete hottie with blonde hair and green eyes came behind me and asked if I would mind him playing through. I, of course, said I had no problem with it whatsoever. However, when he finished putting the hole, he turned to me and asked if I would walk with him to grab his ball. I agreed, and when we got to the hole, he bent me over a toadstool and started kissing my neck, asking if he could have his way with my tight little sphincter. I could not have said no if my life depended on it, so hot was I. I felt his finger slide into me first, then the gradual pressure of his dick ALONGSIDE his finger!! Then, his finger and dick were basically fighting inside of me, one pulling out as the other pushed in. That finger kept massaging my prostate as the cock plunged deeper and deeper inside of me, until he removed the finger, causing me to orgasm. Not long after that, I felt him spew his seed all up inside of me, and I swear, I came again.
Loving That Sweet Young Thing’s Salami
Baby girl and I went to the grocery store on Wednesday, only to find salami samples at various points in the store. I thought that was unusual, so I asked the third associate I saw offering the samples what gave. She informed me that it was national salami day, so they were pushing the store’s best salami. That was when I saw him. He walked around the corner with 2 pieces of salami already in hand, and grabbed another 2 from the lady in question. He grinned at me around his chewing, and I knew I was going to take him home with me. He was around baby girl’s age, and his sandy colored hair and green eyes were to die for. 
He followed us out to the car and happily helped us ladies to our home with our groceries. We stripped him down and gave him amazing blow jobs before fucking him long and hard on the couch by way of thanks. He wound up spending the night, we wore that poor little dear right out.
No taboo phone sex with my Brother
It was labor day, and I was with the family again.
Just like last time I was bored out of my mind and wanted sex and drugs.
Sadly, my brother’s friend wasn’t here this time so I knew I wasn’t going to get sex from him. My brother maybe… I took one of my pills from my purse and sat next to him.
“Hey.” I said, breaking one of my pills in half. “Swallow this.”
He looked at me funny and asked “What the fuck is it?”
I laughed, leaving the pill with him as I popped my own into my mouth. “Quit being a pussy!” I taunted him, dry swallowing my favorite of the vices and waited for that warm tingly feeling that went all over me.
I’d been laying in the sun enjoying the warmth as I rubbed my arms and sides. I felt sooo amazing. Mom and Dad shouted “We gotta go to the store! We’ll be back soon!”
I waved at them and didn’t say anything and looked over at my brother. His face was flushed and he kept rubbing his arms too. He also had a monster hard on and it looked like he was having such a hard time leaving it alone.
Mmm… I think I had to help with that so I took off my bikini top for him. “Sis! What are you doing? Wait… You’re nipples are pierced?” I giggled at him and pulled on them making myself moan. “Mmmhmmm… You want to feel them?” I asked, watching him. “It’s not all that’s pierced.” he licked his lips, his eyes never leaving my tits. He’s so much younger than me, I’m pretty sure he’d never seen tits for real let alone feel them.
So she couldn’t blame him when he came over and cupped her tits in his hand. The way he tugged on them was just on the border of painful and she moaned, her back arching into his hands. They felt so good on her overly sensitive skin. She smiled at him, touching over her pussy as she hinted. “Would you like to see where else I’m pierced?”
He followed her hands and gasped, a wet spot appearing on his swim trunks. She giggled. “Man… You’re supposed to do that in me.” she teased, his cheeks flushing bright red.
She had so much to teach him…















